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Lady Heather

Lady Heather

By Heather Suchma

Sharing bits my life so you can escape yours. ps, I will offend.
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ANXIETY FOR X-MAS šŸŽ

Lady Heather Dec 31, 2017

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Iā€™M NOT AFRAID OF DEATH OR DIVORCE

Iā€™M NOT AFRAID OF DEATH OR DIVORCE

This one goes deep. Message me after listening, I wanna hear your thoughts. Love you.
May 19, 202401:35:53
ROADTRIP RANTS, JUST YOU AND ME

ROADTRIP RANTS, JUST YOU AND ME

Audio? Questionable. Content? FIRE. ENJOYYYYY
May 10, 202401:10:00
YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY - DR SEAN BOUTROS
May 08, 202401:40:24
MY NEW ADDERALL LIFEEE

MY NEW ADDERALL LIFEEE

Hullo, please meet the NEW Heather. The REAL Heather. The properly medicated Heather. I AM ON FIREEEE. Think you need a new you, too? Call my psychiatrist, they do virtual appointments. Dr. Whitelock MD & Associates in San Marcos, TX. 512.667.7506 - Lindsay is who did my evaluation. Love you :)
May 06, 202401:02:43
OPENING UP TO YOUR KIDS

OPENING UP TO YOUR KIDS

This episode is kind of a follow up to the I DONā€™T BELIEVE IN JESUS episode from 2023. This captures a pivotal moment in my relationship with my daughters around religion and personal beliefs. Iā€™m so thankful I hit record. Enjoy the ride, love youuuuuuu. MY SONG: Human by Levant. PLASTIC SURGEON: Dr. Sean Boutros, Houston.
Feb 17, 202448:18
NEW YEAR SAME BITCH
Jan 12, 202436:04
THE DRUG OF CODEPENDENCY

THE DRUG OF CODEPENDENCY

This is probability the worst episode Iā€™ve ever recorded but there is some really good meat in the middle. Love you!!!
Nov 17, 202339:27
THEE SNOWY RODEO - MEDIUM, INTUITIVE & TAROT (gosh, and so much more)

THEE SNOWY RODEO - MEDIUM, INTUITIVE & TAROT (gosh, and so much more)

This episode is incredibly personal and special to me. @snowyrodeo sits down with me at The Meridian coffee shop in Buda to discuss lucid dreams, connecting with our spiritual guides, meditation for beginners and so much more. I opened up the show with Tori - that part is a hot beautiful mess. Please enjoy and know you have my heart. Be sure to follow @snowyrodeo on IG and send her a little dm to say hi. šŸ¦‹
Nov 08, 202301:32:35
CHIN LIPO + EYELID SURGERY STORY TIME

CHIN LIPO + EYELID SURGERY STORY TIME

No witty title this week. Hereā€™s the process leading up to the surgery and EVERYTHING thatā€™s happened in my first week and a half of recovery. I love you so fkng much, thank you for letting me share this space with you.
Nov 06, 202349:37
WANNA BE STEVEā€™S NEXT WIFE? APPLY HERE.

WANNA BE STEVEā€™S NEXT WIFE? APPLY HERE.

Itā€™s time for more unnecessary plastic surgery!!! Iā€™m SO EXCITED!!! But if I die, you have homework. Love you byeeee (hopefully not forever)
Oct 25, 202357:53
FRENCH KISSING ISNā€™T FOR MARRIED PEOPLE

FRENCH KISSING ISNā€™T FOR MARRIED PEOPLE

I was gonna record a podcast but then I got high OooOOOOOoooOhhh :)
Oct 06, 202301:08:56
PANIC AT THE WINERY

PANIC AT THE WINERY

A belated Fatherā€™s Day weekend filled with anxiety attacks and marital bliss. Love youuuuuu
Sep 26, 202359:23
CAMEL TOES - LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE

CAMEL TOES - LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE

My adventures at a haunted hotel, new tattoos, prison and rich gated neighborhoods being the same and my amazing parenting advice. ENJOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.
Sep 21, 202301:08:07
THE HIGH PRIESTESS CARD

THE HIGH PRIESTESS CARD

A magical, rainy afternoon MIND OPENING tarot reading with Ren @celestial_curves
Sep 16, 202324:28
PROCESSING IS BULLSHIT

PROCESSING IS BULLSHIT

the audio on this is probably horrifying but here ya go - a date afternoon chitty chat with Stevie pie.
Sep 13, 202336:38
SEX SHOTS & SHITTING THE BED

SEX SHOTS & SHITTING THE BED

*if youā€™re related to me, this is your warning - RUN*
Sep 12, 202301:06:37
I THINK I LEFT MY CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE SIXTH DIMENSION

I THINK I LEFT MY CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE SIXTH DIMENSION

BUT IM HERE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, JUST SITTING IN A CLOUD OH WOW. this is a hot mess. please enjoy. I love you so so so much.
Jul 17, 202301:40:20
I DONā€™T BELIEVE IN JESUS
Jul 09, 202301:23:09
THC & TINY VOICES

THC & TINY VOICES

Hey lovers! Hereā€™s a little update on life about 3 weeks post op. Itā€™s a mess. A big fat hot mess. Enjoyyyyyy!!! Be sure youā€™re following me on IG - @heathersuchma
Jun 27, 202355:54
INDIGO DREAMS RECOVERY

INDIGO DREAMS RECOVERY

Hereā€™s part two of my mommy makeover chat where I go deeper into the recovery process and the amazing recovery house that cared for me after. Love you to the moon!! ttys āœØ
Jun 19, 202301:13:25
IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE - MOMMI MAKEOVER

IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE - MOMMI MAKEOVER

Hi my little lover muffins! Iā€™ve missed you!! Hereā€™s the start of my mommy makeover story. Itā€™s real and RAW. So much more to tell you, stay tuned!!! Love you to the moon!
Jun 17, 202301:41:39
THE RABBIT HOLE THAT IS MY MIND

THE RABBIT HOLE THAT IS MY MIND

Weā€™re all over the place in this one, yā€™all. Johnny Depp trial, parenting comparison, swim anxiety and literally everything else. Love you to the moon. ENJOY!
May 19, 202259:49
TO STORY OR NOT TO STORY, THAT IS THE QUESTION

TO STORY OR NOT TO STORY, THAT IS THE QUESTION

Another late episode but ITā€™S A HAPPY ONE!!
May 02, 202253:37
EASTER AT THE CLUB
Apr 21, 202232:36
EARLY RETIREMENT & EARLY MENOPAUSE
Apr 13, 202256:48
BREAST IMPLANT ILLNESS? MINI FOLLOW UP.
Apr 06, 202202:46
MIDLIFE CRISIS & TATTOOS
Apr 05, 202248:14
BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT + MY LATEST OBSESSIONS ON YOUTUBE & TV

BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT + MY LATEST OBSESSIONS ON YOUTUBE & TV

Iā€™m a week and a half post surgery and I give you all the juicy deets along with what Iā€™ve been rotting my brain with while my butt heals.
Jan 30, 202156:27
I FEEL PRETTY AND TIGER WOODS

I FEEL PRETTY AND TIGER WOODS

Just a little bonus episode where I talk about normalizing normal bodies and my thoughts on the new Tiger Woods documentary
Jan 30, 202128:22
ANOTHER BOOB JOB?!, BLUE LION FRANCHISING, KETO AGAIN, HEATHER?

ANOTHER BOOB JOB?!, BLUE LION FRANCHISING, KETO AGAIN, HEATHER?

The usual heart dump. I talk about my upcoming THIRD breast augmentation, the goals for our business in 2021 and my diet. And much much more that I canā€™t remember. ENJOY!
Jan 11, 202144:30
CRAZY PILLS, WEIGHT GAIN, NY RESOLUTIONS. BYEEE 2020

CRAZY PILLS, WEIGHT GAIN, NY RESOLUTIONS. BYEEE 2020

New Year, SAME ME. Letā€™s catch up.
Dec 31, 202042:47
IS IT JOAN CLEAVER? I DONā€™T EVEN KNOW HER NAME
Jul 09, 202040:30
COUNT DOWN TO TEDI ROSE

COUNT DOWN TO TEDI ROSE

A lot of baby talk, but also the usual snark and life updates along with my current obsessions and a surprise pop in from Tori Valentine. Youā€™re welcome. Love you.
Aug 08, 201926:24
EMPATHY VS CONVICTION

EMPATHY VS CONVICTION

A different take on empathy, pregnancy whining, travel, and this weekā€™s obsessions: products, tv show, and favorite new podcast.
Apr 23, 201927:00
SIT AND BE FIT (OR NOT)

SIT AND BE FIT (OR NOT)

I expose my sad state of fitness and we deep dive into the final episode of Seeking Sister Wife.
Apr 10, 201955:20
BACK IS THE NEW BLACK

BACK IS THE NEW BLACK

Updates on life, pregnancy, work, tv...all the good stuff.
Apr 01, 201959:59
DALLAS ROADTRIPPIN

DALLAS ROADTRIPPIN

chit chat.
Dec 01, 201838:37
DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM - WRAP UP + SO MUCH MORE

DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM - WRAP UP + SO MUCH MORE

I wrap up my week of staying at home while drinking Vanderpump RosĆ© and coughing. Itā€™s a heart dump that gets deeper as the rosĆ© kicked in. Love love love you.
Nov 19, 201851:25
DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM: DAY 1

DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM: DAY 1

Our nannyā€™s on vacation and Iā€™m staying home with the girls this week (DOMESTIC GODDESS, duh.) No heat, un-brushed teeth and microwave macaroni. Dazzaaah day 1 for ya.
Nov 14, 201831:59
NYC BUZZCAST 2

NYC BUZZCAST 2

Life changing moments, why Meaghan loves me, and 911. @meaghanbarsamian
Sep 11, 201830:39
NYC BUZZCAST 1

NYC BUZZCAST 1

A little buzzed recap of a day in NYC with my bestie.
Sep 11, 201834:39
Episode 34: TEARS.

Episode 34: TEARS.

Jul 31, 201824:08
Episode 33: Iā€™M OFFENSIVE

Episode 33: Iā€™M OFFENSIVE

Just a little self reflection. Moving, instagram feedback, champagne problems, and no one understands me. Oh, and I shaved my head and weā€™re finally moving.
Jun 23, 201821:14
FLYING HIGH (part 1)

FLYING HIGH (part 1)

First day at Disney and first world complaining.
Jan 23, 201806:34
ANXIETY FOR X-MAS šŸŽ

ANXIETY FOR X-MAS šŸŽ

What would NYE be without a little bitch sesh of my first world problems? Anxiety, family, alcohol, food and more anxiety. Happy New Year, y\u2019all. Love you.
Dec 31, 201722:54
HOLIDAY FAT + OLD MEN LOVE ME

HOLIDAY FAT + OLD MEN LOVE ME

Thanksgiving wrap up, holiday fat, and old white men falling in love with me.
Nov 27, 201713:58
21/21 I DID IT!!!!

21/21 I DID IT!!!!

Thank you for tuning in and thank you for the amazing reviews. I\u2019m honored you\u2019d choose to listen to me carry on. I\ufe0f freaking love you. Day 21/21 personal podcast challenge. THE END. For a minute :)
Nov 07, 201703:51
20/21 DEAR MOMS WHO YELL:

20/21 DEAR MOMS WHO YELL:

How I\ufe0f stopped yelling at my girls. Day 20/21 personal podcast challenge. MMMMHHMMM.
Nov 06, 201709:59
19/21 EXHAUSTED

19/21 EXHAUSTED

Tori\u2019s birthday party was a success. I\u2019m pooped. Day 19/21 personal podcast challenge. ZZzzz.
Nov 05, 201700:55
18/21 PARTY PREP BABY

18/21 PARTY PREP BABY

Tori Valentine\u2019s 4th bday bash prep + the story behind her name. Day 18/21 personal podcast challenge. OHHHWEE.
Nov 04, 201711:06