The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup

The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup

By Laura Loup
May’s humdrum life gets flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her. She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan who’s been orbiting Earth in a day-glo orange rocket ship, watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”.

Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
Epilogue: Dead and Burried
Epilogue
02:07
April 9, 2020
Chapter 45: August Gets Apples
The end!
09:38
April 9, 2020
Chapter 44: Exotic Cuisine
May’s a very misanthropic hero
12:31
April 9, 2020
Chapter 43: It Was Kevin
Now he remembers
05:55
April 9, 2020
Chapter 42: Button Mashing
An important skill
11:34
April 9, 2020
Chapter 41: A Horrible Plan
It doesn’t involve drag, unfortunately
12:03
April 8, 2020
Chapter 40: The Plan
Ix has a plan
08:23
April 8, 2020
Chapter 39: Alien Scum
Kathy’s revenge
08:29
April 8, 2020
Chapter 38: Whoops Not Yet
May makes a decision
07:32
April 6, 2020
Chapter 37: Back To Normal
Everything’s fine!
06:19
April 6, 2020
Chapter 36: Murderous Muns
The Robert approaches Earth
07:47
April 6, 2020
Chapter 35: Shifty Maracas
Shifty.
12:48
April 6, 2020
Chapter 34: Conspicuously Mustachioed
Mays on a mission
10:28
April 6, 2020
Chapter 33: Kinky
Xan reunites with a former lover... kinda
11:38
April 6, 2020
Chapter 32: Vodka For the Machines
An old friend makes a depressing reappearance
09:41
April 5, 2020
Chapter 31: Manchester Battalion
A close call, but that won’t actually happen until book 2.
10:54
April 5, 2020
Chapter 30: Newton’s Cradle
Chaos does horrible things to a desk toy
03:24
April 5, 2020
Chapter 29: The Pipes
A horrible place for a race
09:25
April 5, 2020
Chapter 28: Raskov the Beautiful
Space douche
13:30
April 4, 2020
Chapter 27: Honey in the Gyroscopes
Listay deals with a sticky situation
03:55
April 4, 2020
Chapter 26: Kathy with “K”
Kathy gets zapped
03:52
April 3, 2020
Chapter 25: Great.
Everything is a lot of things
11:06
April 3, 2020
Chapter 24: Hallucinogenic Aphrodesiacal Noodle Bar
Does what it says on the tin
16:00
April 3, 2020
Chapter 23: Skedaddling
May gives racing a shot
17:39
April 3, 2020
Chapter 22: Rude Moons
August gets a visitor
16:16
April 2, 2020
Chapter 21: A Terrible, Fiery Crash
Racing practice!
13:42
April 2, 2020
Chapter 20: Sexual Venom
Listay is enjoying herself
07:46
April 2, 2020
Chapter 19: The Stuff
Makeover scene? Anyone?
13:20
April 2, 2020
Chapter 18: Soothe Your Vendetta
May gets her way!
13:12
April 2, 2020
Chapter 17: Tastes Like Misdirection
May gets blunt
13:33
April 1, 2020
Chapter 16: Lasers?
Lasers.
15:15
April 1, 2020
Chapter 15: Really, Really Thick
August learns something about Ix
08:06
April 1, 2020
Chapter 14: Suspicious
Something’s suspicious about Xan’s job
06:54
April 1, 2020
Chapter 13: Hats
May gets a wild idea
18:22
April 1, 2020
Chapter 12: Strawberry Flavored Lip Tint
A very polite invasion
05:54
March 31, 2020
Chapter 11: The Thing From Planet Earth
A bit of alien cinema
07:32
March 31, 2020
Chapter 10: Cigarette
Aliens have fairly delicate respiratory systems.
20:53
March 31, 2020
Chapter 9: The Robert
August and Ix fix the Gremlin
14:44
March 31, 2020
Chapter 8: Matters of Love and Devotion
Chaos sets her plan into motion
09:33
March 31, 2020
Chapter 7: Canned Corn
A not exactly daring rescue
16:49
March 31, 2020
Chapter 6: Rocketparty
May leaves the ship one way or another.
11:29
March 31, 2020
Chapter 5: Lot in Life
May’s right back where she started: food service.
13:01
March 31, 2020
Chapter 4: Unmentionable
Our absolutely unmentionable antagonist appears!
06:58
March 31, 2020
Chapter 3: You’re Here Now
May is there, now. So is August.
08:08
March 31, 2020
Chapter 2: AMC Gremlins
May has a run-in with an other-worldly AMC Gremlin. Laura fucks up at least twice while she's reading it. 
12:30
March 31, 2020
Chapter 1: I Love Lucy
A classic TV show is rudely interrupted by aliens. Also, there are like... no mistakes in this recording. Awesome! 
03:29
March 31, 2020
Author’s Note
Yes, it's sappy and not really important! But it's in the book, so I read it. 
01:47
March 31, 2020