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The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup

The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup

By Laura Loup
May’s humdrum life gets flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her. She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan who’s been orbiting Earth in a day-glo orange rocket ship, watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”.

Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
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Chapter 19: Meet Chute
Aimz, Listay, and a crush
10:39
August 21, 2021
Chapter 18: Golden Waves of Deadly Grain
Of delicate alien digestive systems.
11:47
July 06, 2021
Chapter 17: Hurtful Blurtings
May gives Xan what-for
12:11
July 04, 2021
Chapter 16: It Was Not
The KEYBOARD SMASH CHAPTER
14:01
July 01, 2021
Chapter 15: An Excellent Escape
The gang thinks they’ve made the perfect getaway
16:50
July 01, 2021
Chapter 14: Anat Attack
A reunion
08:48
July 01, 2021
Chapter 13: Perplexion
Another quickie! Next chapter’s long and silky, promise.
02:60
July 01, 2021
Chapter 12: Aimz the Ch’stranda
Learn how to pronounce ch’stranda (several different ways, all incorrect)!
02:10
July 01, 2021
Chapter 11: Trashed
Listay dies again.
09:03
July 01, 2021
Chapter 10: Nasty Business
Aimz arrives on the scene
14:37
July 01, 2021
Chapter 9: Kryptonite
Xan discovers that he doesn’t have laser vision
03:18
July 01, 2021
Chapter 8: Big Mouth Billy Bass
It begins.
17:17
June 29, 2021
Chapter 7: Cream of Tartar
Xan ruins a perfectly good cake.
10:13
June 29, 2021
Chapter 6: Junkyard Alien Zombie
Listay’s back! Kinda.
11:59
June 29, 2021
Chapter 5: A Careful Crash
With both German and French words thrown in for fun.
09:03
June 28, 2021
Chapter 4: Horrendous Repercussions
Horrendous. Repercussions.
11:34
August 19, 2020
Chapter 3: David Attenborough
A little fun with nature
18:24
August 19, 2020
Chapter 2: Mind Bogglingly Exciting
With deadly balls of laser light
07:46
August 19, 2020
Chapter 1: A Superfluous Prologue
(This is actually a prologue but DONT TELL ANYONE)
09:17
August 19, 2020
Book 2: Time Warp Author’s Note
Here we go again.
00:58
August 19, 2020
Announcement
Because some of y’all think it’s okay to just listen to the epilogue! Head on up to episode 1 and start from the beginning. Book 2 is now available as an ebook or paperback and I’m working on recording it!
00:29
June 01, 2020
Epilogue: Dead and Burried
Epilogue
02:08
April 09, 2020
Chapter 45: August Gets Apples
The end!
09:38
April 09, 2020
Chapter 44: Exotic Cuisine
May’s a very misanthropic hero
12:32
April 09, 2020
Chapter 43: It Was Kevin
Now he remembers
05:56
April 09, 2020
Chapter 42: Button Mashing
An important skill
11:34
April 09, 2020
Chapter 41: A Horrible Plan
It doesn’t involve drag, unfortunately
12:03
April 08, 2020
Chapter 40: The Plan
Ix has a plan
08:23
April 08, 2020
Chapter 39: Alien Scum
Kathy’s revenge
08:29
April 08, 2020
Chapter 38: Whoops Not Yet
May makes a decision
07:33
April 06, 2020
Chapter 37: Back To Normal
Everything’s fine!
06:20
April 06, 2020
Chapter 36: Murderous Muns
The Robert approaches Earth
07:48
April 06, 2020
Chapter 35: Shifty Maracas
Shifty.
12:49
April 06, 2020
Chapter 34: Conspicuously Mustachioed
Mays on a mission
10:29
April 06, 2020
Chapter 33: Kinky
Xan reunites with a former lover... kinda
11:39
April 06, 2020
Chapter 32: Vodka For the Machines
An old friend makes a depressing reappearance
09:42
April 05, 2020
Chapter 31: Manchester Battalion
A close call, but that won’t actually happen until book 2.
10:55
April 05, 2020
Chapter 30: Newton’s Cradle
Chaos does horrible things to a desk toy
03:25
April 05, 2020
Chapter 29: The Pipes
A horrible place for a race
09:26
April 05, 2020
Chapter 28: Raskov the Beautiful
Space douche
13:30
April 04, 2020
Chapter 27: Honey in the Gyroscopes
Listay deals with a sticky situation
03:56
April 04, 2020
Chapter 26: Kathy with “K”
Kathy gets zapped
03:53
April 03, 2020
Chapter 25: Great.
Everything is a lot of things
11:06
April 03, 2020
Chapter 24: Hallucinogenic Aphrodesiacal Noodle Bar
Does what it says on the tin
16:01
April 03, 2020
Chapter 23: Skedaddling
May gives racing a shot
17:40
April 03, 2020
Chapter 22: Rude Moons
August gets a visitor
16:16
April 02, 2020
Chapter 21: A Terrible, Fiery Crash
Racing practice!
13:42
April 02, 2020
Chapter 20: Sexual Venom
Listay is enjoying herself
07:46
April 02, 2020
Chapter 19: The Stuff
Makeover scene? Anyone?
13:20
April 02, 2020
Chapter 18: Soothe Your Vendetta
May gets her way!
13:12
April 02, 2020
Chapter 17: Tastes Like Misdirection
May gets blunt
13:33
April 01, 2020
Chapter 16: Lasers?
Lasers.
15:15
April 01, 2020
Chapter 15: Really, Really Thick
August learns something about Ix
08:06
April 01, 2020
Chapter 14: Suspicious
Something’s suspicious about Xan’s job
06:54
April 01, 2020
Chapter 13: Hats
May gets a wild idea
18:22
April 01, 2020
Chapter 12: Strawberry Flavored Lip Tint
A very polite invasion
05:54
March 31, 2020
Chapter 11: The Thing From Planet Earth
A bit of alien cinema
07:33
March 31, 2020
Chapter 10: Cigarette
Aliens have fairly delicate respiratory systems.
20:54
March 31, 2020
Chapter 9: The Robert
August and Ix fix the Gremlin
14:44
March 31, 2020
Chapter 8: Matters of Love and Devotion
Chaos sets her plan into motion
09:33
March 31, 2020
Chapter 7: Canned Corn
A not exactly daring rescue
16:49
March 31, 2020
Chapter 6: Rocketparty
May leaves the ship one way or another.
11:29
March 31, 2020
Chapter 5: Lot in Life
May’s right back where she started: food service.
13:01
March 31, 2020
Chapter 4: Unmentionable
Our absolutely unmentionable antagonist appears!
06:58
March 31, 2020
Chapter 3: You’re Here Now
May is there, now. So is August.
08:08
March 31, 2020
Chapter 2: AMC Gremlins
May has a run-in with an other-worldly AMC Gremlin. Laura fucks up at least twice while she's reading it. 
12:30
March 31, 2020
Chapter 1: I Love Lucy
A classic TV show is rudely interrupted by aliens. Also, there are like... no mistakes in this recording. Awesome! 
03:30
March 31, 2020
Author’s Note
Yes, it's sappy and not really important! But it's in the book, so I read it. 
01:47
March 31, 2020