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The Ugly Cry Podcast

The Ugly Cry Podcast

By The Ugly Cry Podcast

Laugh. Cry. Drink. Repeat.
The Ugly Cry Podcast is the overly-personal comedy podcast you never knew you needed.
Join Lizzy McCabe and her guests as they talk out their messiest Ugly Cries of all time over lots of laughs and several (strong) drinks.

Theme Song created by Asia Simone.
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Jam & Toast- Ep. 15

The Ugly Cry PodcastNov 25, 2020

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Swole For The Role S3E3

Swole For The Role S3E3

Lizzy and Spike talk about 9/11. Not for long though. Spike tells the story of his name change and Lizzy talks yet again about Streetcar. Will she ever let it go? Probably not.


Matthew, Emily, and Matt C guest star from the living room.

Apr 29, 202351:24
The Trials of Girl-bossing S3E2

The Trials of Girl-bossing S3E2

Lizzy and the most beautiful person in the world Aryana talk shop about their small business ventures & Bridgerton. Lizzy talks so much in this episode so apologies in advance, although this is her podcast so I guess she isn't that sorry.

Matthew chimes in from the peanut Gallery.


Check out Body by Aryana on instagram! @Bodybyaryana

Apr 29, 202301:36:46
Matt Katt's Lost BONUS Episode

Matt Katt's Lost BONUS Episode

BONUS EPISODE

To kick off our 3rd Season, here's an episode from 2021 that never quite made it to the editing pile!


Lizzy and her friend Matt Katterhagen discuss like 10 different films for over half an hour. Stuart Little is verbally roughed up & various theatre ugly cries are swapped.

This one ends with a sweet poem.



Mar 23, 202301:21:40
Trauma Gives You Personality S3E1

Trauma Gives You Personality S3E1

Lizzy and her friend Sidney ring in Season 3 with a boozy discussion about sad Billie Eilish songs, mean step-parents, and poor teenage decisions.

Matthew guest stars from the couch. Lots of drinks are had in this one.

Mar 23, 202301:24:11
Terrible Jokes

Terrible Jokes

Lizzy and her funny friend Coleman discuss crying at parties and the struggle of having parents with opposing politics. 

Sep 25, 202101:04:15
The "Click" Conspiracy

The "Click" Conspiracy

We're Back! After a long and unannounced hiatus, Lizzy and her friend Gennie discuss the Bachelorette, Therapy, and Gennie's hospitalization. 

***This episode contains sensitive and triggering content related to mental illness. Listener discretion is advised.***

Aug 15, 202101:05:40
The Hello Dolly Bootleg
Jun 09, 202101:00:57
Parents Are People
Apr 28, 202101:16:51
Just A PSA

Just A PSA

Lizzy gives an update on her life and state of affairs with The Ugly Cry Podcast as normal life resumes.

Apr 16, 202105:43
Middle School Shithead

Middle School Shithead

Lizzy and Diana talk fireworks shows and old middle school memories. 

Apr 04, 202101:19:35
Horizontal On The Couch

Horizontal On The Couch

Lizzy and V talk about high tech dispensaries, herbalism, sappy Disney movies, and the importance of addressing your mental health. 

Mar 17, 202101:04:60
Late Is Dead

Late Is Dead

Lizzy and Lexi discuss cooking shows, airport disasters and the importance of being on time. 

Mar 10, 202156:42
I Know Zero

I Know Zero

Lizzy sits down with Katy Hall, host of the "Cryptid Queens" podcast to chat about Steven Universe, past relationships, and Lizzy's experience with her first viral TikTok. 

Stream "Cryptid Queens" now on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!  

Mar 04, 202101:02:58
1-Click Buy

1-Click Buy

Lizzy and Sydney talk about grocery store cries and the movie Sleepover.

Feb 25, 202101:04:55
Farts Are Funny

Farts Are Funny

Lizzy and Mykah swap Valentine's Day cries, talk about scary car accidents, and reminisce on the elementary school days when you could bring donuts and candy into class for your birthday. 

We also talk about farts hehe. 

Feb 18, 202101:06:03
Dungeons & Dragons & Trauma

Dungeons & Dragons & Trauma

Lizzy and Jack talk D&D, share their couch cries, and talk in depth about family deaths. 


Feb 12, 202101:20:24
The Best Bottom In America

The Best Bottom In America

Lizzy and Parker talk about emotional moments from their favorite musicals, Parker's dating show debut, and the emotional toll that comes from being an essential worker. 

Feb 03, 202101:21:34
Just Not Country

Just Not Country

Lizzy and Tyler chat about Gordon Ramsay, movie theatre ugly cries, and facing your worst fear head on. 

Jan 28, 202101:00:31
Go Brahmas!

Go Brahmas!

In this special High School episode, Lizzy and her former classmate Jillian discuss all things Diamond Bar High and reflect on how they have changed over the years 

Jan 20, 202101:19:48
Rachel Rea (Not The Cook)

Rachel Rea (Not The Cook)

Lizzy and Rachel Rea (not the cook) chat about the extended Star award Universe and the ups and downs of the entertainment industry.

Jan 13, 202101:08:28
They Can Get It

They Can Get It

In her Season 2 opener, Lizzy and her guest Isabel swap stories from college and spend an exorbitant amount of time hyping each other up. 

Jan 06, 202101:05:37
A F*cked Up Holiday Special

A F*cked Up Holiday Special

The Ugly Cry Podcast Presents a bonus holiday episode for you all as you celebrate the coziest and most stressful time of the year!  Lizzy and her Roommate Tony and dish about the worst holiday experiences they have ever had in this moving yet hilarious F*cked Up Holiday Special.

Dec 25, 202001:31:44
Fly On Your Eye- Ep. 19

Fly On Your Eye- Ep. 19

Lizzy and the absolutely delightful Tony Luna discuss internet videos, life in Minneapolis and The Dodgers world series win.

Dec 23, 202001:03:16
Jesus Was a Bleeding Heart Liberal- Ep. 18

Jesus Was a Bleeding Heart Liberal- Ep. 18

Lizzy and her new friend Natalie discuss the emotional fallout from the pandemic, the pressure of making tik toks, and the lasting effects of growing up in conservative households. 



Dec 16, 202050:21
The Lauren Louis Episode- Ep. 17

The Lauren Louis Episode- Ep. 17

Lizzy and her *Iconic* friend Lauren Louis discuss DND tragedies, sappy Holiday films, and complex family relationships.

Dec 09, 202001:07:33
Tell Me Something Good- Ep. 16

Tell Me Something Good- Ep. 16

Lizzy and her friend April chat about brain surgery, The Notebook, and ugly crying over love letters. 



Dec 02, 202058:44
Jam & Toast- Ep. 15

Jam & Toast- Ep. 15

Lizzy and her boyfriend Matt discuss all their coinciding couch cries, the tragedy of  family deaths, and the funniest poo story there ever was. 

Nov 25, 202001:06:14
My Face Is Wet, My Tits Are Wet- Ep. 14

My Face Is Wet, My Tits Are Wet- Ep. 14

Lizzy and her Ride-Or-Die BFF Ally touch on all the topics you could ever think of, including but not limited to: Mamma Mia 2, a better than expected acid trip, the worst semester of their lives and super special birthday cries.

Nov 18, 202001:03:23
Meat-Long-Foot-Ball- Ep. 13

Meat-Long-Foot-Ball- Ep. 13

Lizzy sits down with one of her best friends, Matt Caballero, to chat about out star wars, subway sandwiches, and ugly crying in front of a live audience.

Nov 11, 202053:31
Crying Over Arby's- Ep. 12

Crying Over Arby's- Ep. 12

Lizzy and her long time friend Alex talk Grey’s Anatomy, swap Fast Food related cries, and dissect the tumultuous journey of their very own friendship.

Nov 04, 202001:05:28
Super Spooky Special Halloween Spectacular- Ep 10

Super Spooky Special Halloween Spectacular- Ep 10

Happy Halloween everyone!
Join my old friend Maddie and I as we discuss our very favorite scary movies and swap our own personal ghost stories on The Ugly Cry Podcast's very first Super Spooky Special Halloween Spectacular Episode!
Oct 31, 202001:19:26
My God, Are You an Actor?- Ep. 9

My God, Are You an Actor?- Ep. 9

Lizzy and her fellow artist and friend Dustin discuss moving out for the first time, the dangers of traveling abroad, and the happy tears that come with falling in love.

Oct 21, 202059:52
Finger Full of Mashed Potatoes- Ep. 8

Finger Full of Mashed Potatoes- Ep. 8

Lizzy and her Co-Worker Blanca discuss the trials of working in the food service industry, their favorite sitcoms and the tragedy of missing out on an NSYNC concert.

Oct 15, 202054:22
Livin La Vida Loca- Ep. 7

Livin La Vida Loca- Ep. 7

Lizzy sits down with the writer of The Ugly Cry Podcast theme song,  Asia Simone, to discuss cathartic car cries, Garfield, and anxiety inducing job interviews.

Oct 07, 202049:43
Goofy Gets Me Sweaty- Ep. 6

Goofy Gets Me Sweaty- Ep. 6

Lizzy and her super funny friend Molly R. discuss nature documentaries, Disney Cruises, and toxic family relationships.


Oct 01, 202047:38
A Germaphobe in a Pandemic- Ep. 5

A Germaphobe in a Pandemic- Ep. 5

Lizzy and her super cool friend Noah discuss grocery shopping, Jane the Virgin, and the tragic passing of Iconic Celebrities. 


Sep 23, 202046:07
Hail Satan!- Ep. 4

Hail Satan!- Ep. 4

Lizzy and her colleague Joey discuss invasive elderly women, confetti cannons, and the toxic world of Dance Moms. 

Sep 17, 202054:19
Cool Ranch Doritos- Ep. 3

Cool Ranch Doritos- Ep. 3

Lizzy and her bitchin' friend Erica share burp stories, bond over car accident trauma, and discuss the passing of our beloved dog friends.
Sep 09, 202037:39
Peaked At Five Years Old- Ep. 2

Peaked At Five Years Old- Ep. 2

Lizzy and her good friend Brandon discuss video games, childhood in the upper middle class, and the consequences of toxic masculinity.
Sep 09, 202036:04
I'm A Professional Woman- Ep. 1

I'm A Professional Woman- Ep. 1

Lizzy and her roommate Caity discuss pasta tragedies, the trials and tribulations of drinking, and the Muppets.
Sep 09, 202042:36