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Luke Hand Diary

Luke Hand Diary

By Luke Hand

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Cheesecake (Fri, 03/05/2024)

Luke Hand DiaryMay 06, 2024

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Saint race!! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ (Sat, 25/05/2024)

Saint race!! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ (Sat, 25/05/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: [REDACTED] liked the rhubarb shrub I made him from the rhubarb that he grew.
May 26, 202402:04
A hair past a freckle (Fri, 24/05/2024)

A hair past a freckle (Fri, 24/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 4.5.
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Grateful: New batch of rhubarb shrub is very tasty. Great colour too. Looks great.
May 26, 202401:15
Thu, 23/05/2024

Thu, 23/05/2024

M: 6. E: 6.
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Grateful: Picturesque morning on the river at work.
May 26, 202401:09
I need more haters. The old ones became fans. (Wed, 22/05/2024)

I need more haters. The old ones became fans. (Wed, 22/05/2024)

M: 5.5. E: 6.
๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜‘
Grateful: Good to an Apple white noise machine in my room again! Hope this one doesnโ€™t brick itself. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป
May 26, 202401:30
Emo intel (Tue, 21/05/2024)

Emo intel (Tue, 21/05/2024)

M: 5. E: 6.
๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜
Grateful: Surprised myself with some nuanced thinking about a situation.
May 26, 202402:38
C-suite drama ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽญ (Mon, 20/05/2024)

C-suite drama ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽญ (Mon, 20/05/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: Big news about the c-suite at work!
May 26, 202402:26
So this is my life huh? (Sun, 19/05/2024)

So this is my life huh? (Sun, 19/05/2024)

M: 3.5. E: 4.
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Grateful: Palling around with [REDACTED] at work. Good bloke.
May 26, 202401:05
Sat, 18/05/2024

Sat, 18/05/2024

M: 3. E: 3.
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Grateful: [REDACTED] and I have been working together well, and getting through our tasks with a little less stress and a little more time to spare lately.
May 26, 202401:19
Camping Wilsonโ€™s Prom for the weekend (Fri, 17/05/2024)

Camping Wilsonโ€™s Prom for the weekend (Fri, 17/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 3.5.
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Grateful: Alone Australia season 2. ๐Ÿ“บ
May 26, 202401:21
1600 (Thu, 16/05/2024)

1600 (Thu, 16/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 3.5.
๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‘
Grateful: 1600 days booze free
May 24, 202401:25
Seed pack MVP (Wed, 15/05/2024)

Seed pack MVP (Wed, 15/05/2024)

M: 6.5. E: 6.
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Grateful: New vegetable peeler is hardcore. Very high action on the blade. Leaves a great texture on the peeled vegetable.
May 24, 202402:02
Shoplifted (Tue, 14/05/2024)

Shoplifted (Tue, 14/05/2024)

M: 5. E: 5.
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Grateful: Great burger. An ideal Kermonds burger. Really hit the spot! I felt very grateful about that in real time.
May 24, 202401:28
Iโ€™ve a new tic (Mon, 13/05/2024)

Iโ€™ve a new tic (Mon, 13/05/2024)

M: 5. E: 5.
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฑ
Grateful: Beach smelled nice and strong.
May 24, 202401:25
Sun, 12/05/2024

Sun, 12/05/2024

M: 4. E: 3.5.
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿคข๐Ÿฅฑ
Grateful: Coles choc chip cookies and Coles own-brand Belgian style milk chocolate
May 13, 202400:58
Explosive new tip (Sat, 11/05/2024)

Explosive new tip (Sat, 11/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 4.
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Grateful: Aurora Australis
May 13, 202401:52
Pappardelle? (Fri, 10/05/2024)

Pappardelle? (Fri, 10/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 4.
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Grateful: Umami for tea.
May 13, 202401:19
Ahhh really good hedgehog (Thu, 09/05/2024)

Ahhh really good hedgehog (Thu, 09/05/2024)

M: 6. E: 6.
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Grateful: Got a really good hedgehog.
May 13, 202401:52
Move over, Adolf Hitler! (Wed, 08/05/2024)

Move over, Adolf Hitler! (Wed, 08/05/2024)

M: 7.5. E: 7.
๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ
Grateful: Food cube project launch
May 10, 202402:30
๐Ÿšซ BLOCKED! (Tue, 07/05/2024)

๐Ÿšซ BLOCKED! (Tue, 07/05/2024)

M: 6. E: 6.
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Grateful: Potato harvest was my most successful yet.
May 09, 202402:04
Shooting star (Mon, 06/05/2024)

Shooting star (Mon, 06/05/2024)

M: 6. E: 6.
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅน
Grateful: Shooting star ๐Ÿ’ซ
May 09, 202401:42
NDEs (Sun, 05/05/2024)

NDEs (Sun, 05/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 4.
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Grateful: Discovered a new way to tie the bin bag at work.
May 08, 202401:28
Jiff (Sat, 04/05/2024)

Jiff (Sat, 04/05/2024)

M: 4. E: 4.
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Grateful: My pumpkin is nearly ready to harvest.
May 08, 202401:49
Cheesecake (Fri, 03/05/2024)

Cheesecake (Fri, 03/05/2024)

M: 6. E: 4.
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Grateful: Cheesecake! One of the great foods.
May 06, 202401:40
Thoughts on Sex Work (Thu, 02/05/2024)

Thoughts on Sex Work (Thu, 02/05/2024)

M: 6.5. E: 5.
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ
Grateful: Heart-warming compliments from sweet and lovely [REDACTED] at work.
May 05, 202402:26
Lowercase (Wed, 01/05/2024)

Lowercase (Wed, 01/05/2024)

M: 7. E: 6.
๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฐ
Grateful: My fishbone cactus is looking great
May 03, 202403:05
A pretty nice haircut (Tue, 30/04/2024)

A pretty nice haircut (Tue, 30/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: Good haircut.
May 03, 202401:13
TGIF (pron: โ€˜tee-jiffโ€™) (Mon, 29/04/2024)

TGIF (pron: โ€˜tee-jiffโ€™) (Mon, 29/04/2024)

M: 5. E: 6.
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Grateful: Had an unhurried coffee towards the end of my shift. Nice to be finished on time and without rushing for once.
May 01, 202402:08
Hai bravo capito (Sun, 28/04/2024)

Hai bravo capito (Sun, 28/04/2024)

M: 5. E: 5.
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Grateful: cute tiny flowers
Apr 30, 202401:36
โ€œYouโ€™re supposed to be invisible around hereโ€ (Sat, 27/04/2024)

โ€œYouโ€™re supposed to be invisible around hereโ€ (Sat, 27/04/2024)

M: 5. E: 5.
๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
Grateful: Got a screenshot from a sexy seรฑorita who had used the โ€˜cuddle with Lukeโ€™ instagram filter. Awoogah.
Apr 30, 202403:12
Basket guy (Fri, 26/04/2024)

Basket guy (Fri, 26/04/2024)

M: 4.5. E: 5.
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Grateful: Knocked it out the park with my good deed today.
Apr 27, 202404:30
Pants (Thu, 25/04/2024)

Pants (Thu, 25/04/2024)

M: 5. E: 5.5.
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Grateful: Comfy work pants.
Apr 26, 202402:14
Daubed (Wed, 24/04/2024)

Daubed (Wed, 24/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: Chat with the bike mechanic about days gone by.
Apr 25, 202402:27
Spud-patty scallops (Tue, 23/04/2024)

Spud-patty scallops (Tue, 23/04/2024)

M: 6. E: 6.
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Grateful: Delicious potato scallops.
Apr 25, 202401:25
Mon, 22/04/2024

Mon, 22/04/2024

M: 6.5. E: 6.
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Grateful: Beautiful, fine day.
Apr 25, 202401:34
Swedgered (Sun, 21/04/2024)

Swedgered (Sun, 21/04/2024)

M: 5. E: 5.
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Grateful: A tiny pumpkin is finally fruiting!
Apr 22, 202401:48
Effed (Sat, 20/04/2024)

Effed (Sat, 20/04/2024)

M: 4. E: 4.
๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜
Grateful: Such a feeling of relief to get back to bed and be able to go back to sleep this afternoon.
Apr 22, 202401:11
Prettied-up (Fri, 19/04/2024)

Prettied-up (Fri, 19/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: Residents loved the flowers I took in.
Apr 22, 202400:44
Embezzled scran (Thu, 18/04/2024)

Embezzled scran (Thu, 18/04/2024)

M: 6.5. E: 7.
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Grateful: Debuted my new poncho.
Apr 22, 202401:16
Surf the net & chill (Wed, 17/04/2024)

Surf the net & chill (Wed, 17/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: Got a few winter growing tips from [REDACTED] .
Apr 22, 202401:52
RDO (Tue, 16/04/2024)

RDO (Tue, 16/04/2024)

M: 5. E: 7.
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Grateful: used a coat hanger to close a drawer of my bedside table that had been stuck open.
Apr 19, 202401:34
INFP (Mon, 15/04/2024)

INFP (Mon, 15/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 5.
๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡
Grateful: Doing the Myer Briggs quiz was fun and interesting. My answers might have been quite different for a few of the questions before quite recently.
Apr 19, 202401:36
Nyotaimori for tea (Sun, 14/04/2024)

Nyotaimori for tea (Sun, 14/04/2024)

M: 7.5. E: 7.
๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ด
Grateful: Appreciated at work.
Apr 14, 202401:31
Wriggle (Sat, 13/04/2024)

Wriggle (Sat, 13/04/2024)

M: 7.5. E: 7.5.
๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜†
Grateful: Had that thing happen where one wakes up in the night and checks the time and itโ€™s much earlier than one dreaded that it could be. Completely blissful moment. I smiled and did a little wriggle before I went back off to sleep.
Apr 14, 202401:44
Kerfuffles Unlimited (Fri, 12/04/2024)

Kerfuffles Unlimited (Fri, 12/04/2024)

M: 6. E: 7.
๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ด
Grateful: Got shown how to do the prunes at work.
Apr 14, 202401:08
Four doughnuts (Thu, 11/04/2024)

Four doughnuts (Thu, 11/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
Grateful: Had a couple (four) doughnuts.
Apr 12, 202401:02
โ€œALPHAโ€ writ large on boxer short waistbands (Wed, 10/04/2024)

โ€œALPHAโ€ writ large on boxer short waistbands (Wed, 10/04/2024)

M: 7.5. E: 7.
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Grateful: Pothole that I fell into on my bike the other day has been filled in.
Apr 12, 202401:38
278 IG โ€œLikesโ€ (Tue, 09/04/2024)

278 IG โ€œLikesโ€ (Tue, 09/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.
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Grateful: 278 Likes across three comments on IG.
Apr 10, 202401:29
TGITEOFFMT (Thank god itโ€™s the equivalent of Friday for me today!) (Mon, 08/04/2024)

TGITEOFFMT (Thank god itโ€™s the equivalent of Friday for me today!) (Mon, 08/04/2024)

M: 7. E: 7.5.
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Grateful: Harvested a few bunches of bok choy for dinner.
Apr 08, 202402:01
๐Ÿงบ Omo & chill (Sun, 07/04/2024)

๐Ÿงบ Omo & chill (Sun, 07/04/2024)

M: 6. E: 7.
๐Ÿ˜
Grateful: Have had good weather in the mornings for my ride to work for my first week.
Apr 08, 202400:46
Trolling (Sat, 06/04/2024)

Trolling (Sat, 06/04/2024)

M: 6. E: 6.5.
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Grateful: Did some successful trolling on Instagram.
Apr 07, 202401:04