Marty and Stu Have No Clue

Would you look at that, we hit the half-century!
Another fortnight in lockdown, another sub-par podcast from these two idiots that have no right to comment on the stuff that they do. This time it's more COVID rubbish, modern TV shows, censorship of The Simpsons, Tarantino and more...
Don't listen to us.

Well they've squeezed out another turd of a podcast for your listening ...pleasure? If you find pleasure in this then you must be a masochist. We talk about COVID lockdown again, politics, Marty is OBSESSED with Instagram Reels, Stu transitioning into becoming a grandpa and some other pointless drivel that can only be a waste of time. Don't listen to us.

In the midst of a pandemic, the two idiots Marty and Stu have utilised the wonder that is modern technology to shit out a podcast that is equal parts low effort and low quality. They discuss how annoying the mainstream media is, politicians being supported like they're sports coaches, Stu's ongoing issues with his shower, Marty's twitter ban, Jordan Peterson's current situation, Joe Rogan, the YouTube comments on our videos, and more...

Episode 47. The two idiots talk about the public's response online and offline to the BLM movement, Stu did a float, movie wankers, Joe Rogan's $100m deal, 2nd wave of COVID and a whole lot more GARBAGE. Why on earth would you want to listen to this?

Episode 46. The two idiots discuss the concept of racism, popularist responses, how terrible Twitter is, Marty gets stumped when unpacking why he doesn't want children and lots more D grade comedy and conversation.
Don't listen to us.

This time on episode 45 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, the idiots have a laugh about Trump, The Office, After Life 2, Friendlyjordies and a whole bunch of other ridiculous rubbish.
Don't listen.

*CORONA VIRUS EDITION*
Today we have very special guest Dr. Matt Witkowski join us on this special edition of the podcast! He is currently working in a COVID-19 testing facility in NYC, and has kindly agreed to give us his insights on this whole crazy thing!
This is one you actually should listen to.

Episode 43. Heaps of mad shit on this one. Some dumb shit too. Life's all about balance.
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Episode 42. Most of this episode is about Star Wars. If you don't give a shit about Star Wars then skip to 55 minutes.
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Numero 41-oh. The Irishman, Billie Eilish, the bushfires, Charlie's Angels. Heaps of amazing content. Don't listen.

Number 40! This is a really good episode. Marty's dog's been getting death threats from his neighbours, we discuss Mindhunter, we went and saw the new Terminator film so we talk about that for ages, how dumb are life coaches, climate change exists yeah? See! How good are these topics. So good.
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Episode 39 for you punk ass bitches. This episode contains the two idiots discussing: Stu's stint in hospital getting his gallbladder removed, the Joker movie review, Stu's rating system for movies, responsibilities for giving difficult news, a video game discussion, is Russell Brand actually smart?, tradie etiquette, the horse racing is shit, protesters, Terminator and action films.
Don't listen to us.

Well, well, well... would you look at that. Episode 38. What a crazy thing. Nah, not really. Just the same old rubbish from these two idiots. They discuss Joker without really being able to discuss it cos Stu hadn't seen it yet. Umm what else... Parenting even though neither of them have children... Stuff like that. What a waste of your time this will be. Don't listen.

Episode 37.
Ok, so this was recorded on Friday night, and we'd both been at work all week, so we know we were even less funny than usual. Stu had a mouthful of pizza half the time too. Jesus Christ, why would you want to listen to this??

The two imbeciles return with more useless words. This week they go deep on Dave Chappelle's new stand up "Sticks and Stones", Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is discussed, they talk about bad habits, and more. Don't waste 2 hours of your life.

The boys are back in town...unfortunately. After over a year and a half sabbatical due to contract issues, the two idiots who don't have the right to an opinion share all of their opinions. Airports, weddings, Game Of Thrones and Star Wars are just a few of the topics they discuss this week on Marty and Stu Have No Clue.

Marty is sick and Stu has no voice. What a great podcast this will be...
It's not actually that bad, though.

Episode 33. So much good stuff in this one. You'll surely give it a solid 5 out of 10.

Episode 32. This one is a doozy. 1 and a half hours of (not) your favourite idiots. You've asked for more, we've given you more. Didn't you? No? Oh... well here's more anyway.
Don't listen to us.

This podcast won't change your life. It won't even improve it. It's alright to listen to though.
Episode 31.

Well after a career high episode featuring Dr. Matt, it's back to the same old useless drivel with Idiot Marty and Stupid Stu.
They discuss the OUTRAGE the Australian Cricket team brought on, technology making things easier but the oldies just don't get it, and much more.
Don't listen to us. We don't know what we're talking about.

The first episode of Marty And Stu Have No Clue (But Matt Do).
We are joined by biologist Dr. Matt Witkowski to discuss some interesting things about life, cancer, being a doctor (of science) and heaps more. Honestly, its the best episode ever.

Episode 28? WTF. Oh boy we talk about some really important and life changing things in this episode, that's for sure. Don't listen to us.

Episode 27. The blokes are still talking shit. Racism, politics, gender roles, sexuality, reality tv. These are all topics that they have no idea about but feel the need to talk about.

Episode 26, huh? Seems legit. Marty found some interesting characters when he went to see the MSO play Star Wars. Bullying is a big issue, right? Everyone does it at one time or another don't they? Is artificial intelligence the biggest threat to our survival?
All of your questions stay unanswered here.
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This podcast holds one of the most mind-blowing concepts of the recent times. You need to listen until the end to find out what it is. Episode 25. Silver jubilee. Mad.

New Year, New Podcast! 2018 bitches. We discuss the big topics as always. This time it's the new Star Wars movie, Marty's trip to Rye Front Beach, media agendas and fearmongering, Oprah for President and more!

Holy crap! Episode 23 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue. The uninformed fools talk about chicks on Twitch, strip clubs, high school, free will and there's also an analysis of S01E07 of The Simpsons! Don't listen to us.

OMG Episode 22 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue. The blokes talk about the Same Sex Marriage poll results, footy parents, Star Wars Battlefront II, what The Sopranos ending means and there's also an analysis of S01E06 of The Simpsons! Don't listen to us.

Wow. Episode 21 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue. The fellas talk about Louis CK, gambling, TV sitcoms, Kurt Cobain and there's also an analysis of S01E05 of The Simpsons! Don't listen.

Here's episode 20 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, where the boys shoot the shit about trashy media, the Harvey Weinstein scandal, #metoo, and there's also an analysis of S01E04 of The Simpsons! Don't listen to us.

It's episode 19 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, and the two mull over America's gun problem, sexism in sport, psychology of social media, and there's also an analysis of S01E03 of The Simpsons! Bon Appetit!

It's episode 18 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, and the two discuss old mate Hugh Hefner, TV evangelists, the AFL Footy Show, and there's also an analysis of S01E02 of The Simpsons! Enjoy!

It's episode 17 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, and the two get stuck into dream psychology, the Tony Abbott headbutt incident, the top rated movies, and there's also an analysis of S01E01 of The Simpsons! Enjoy!

Here's episode 16 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two don't shut up about bitcoin, PewDiePie, the film industry, and there's also a MASSIVE conversation about Star Wars! Enjoy!

Here's episode 15 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two philosophize about celebrity role models, tipping and customer service, female bands, job loyalty, and more!

Here's episode 14 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two talk rubbish about corporations that push social issues, things they wish they could do, their favourite film director, what they'd do if they won $10,000,000, and more!

Here's episode 13 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two waffle on about performance enhancement in sport, changing the date of Australia Day, Diamo Pub happy hour, how Goldeneye holds up after 20 years and more!

Here's episode 12 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two bicker about Rick and Morty, genetic modifications, smoking and drinking, Game of Thrones and more!

Here's episode 11 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two argue about open ended film endings, pay inequality, fat shaming, Game of Thrones and more!

Here's episode 10 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two talk more shit about terrible TV, The Red Pill, and there's also a twenty minute rant about the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones!

Here's episode 9 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two ask the big questions about capital punishment, the airplane companies ripping us off, safe injection rooms and more!

Here's the second part of the eighth episode of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two go on and on about Trump, how fkn annoying Facebook is, what Marty would do if he got arrested for committing a crime, and more!

Here's the first part of the eighth episode of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two chat about the George Pell thing, the right to have beliefs, the definition of adulthood, and more!

Here's the seventh episode of Marty and Stu Have No Clue where the two get heated up about Hell's Kitchen, click bait, taxi drivers, and more!

Marty and Stu were drunk at a wedding and came up with the concept of talking about things they always talk about, except they would do it in front of a microphone and press record instead. Here's the sixth episode where they talk more about 9/11, the McGregor/Mayweather fight, childhood crazes, among other things!

Marty and Stu were drunk at a wedding and came up with the concept of talking about things they always talk about, except they would do it in front of a microphone and press record instead. Here's the second part of the fifth episode where they discuss their favourite Simpsons episode, they continue the existence of god discussion, hard rubbish collections, among other things!

Marty and Stu were drunk at a wedding and came up with the concept of talking about things they always talk about, except they would do it in front of a microphone and press record instead. Here's the first part of the fifth episode where the two discuss television advertising, their favourite TV comedies, hospitality service courtesies, and more!