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Midlife My Ass, I'm just getting started!

Midlife My Ass, I'm just getting started!

By Lonnee Rey

Rants and calling BS on fake news, obstacles in YOUR way and intuition training so you can navigate your way where you want to be NOW. From spiritual a-ha's to marketing insights, this show is newly-dedicated to crafting a new way to move forward with more fun than you ever thought possible. Abraham-Hicks 'mandates' us a good time to manifest our dreams. Your host, Lonnee Rey, will help you get that spark & light heart back in know time...yes, it's know time. 𝙎𝙐𝘽𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙄𝘽𝙀 for the latest interviews...Gain Insights from the Outside, with Lonnee Rey & Friends
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Ep2: Ramble thru the Brambles and L.O.L.

Midlife My Ass, I'm just getting started!Sep 14, 2019

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Ep2 Question Titles

Ep2 Question Titles

This episode is dedicated to those who are clinging to an identity or a CLUB whose title makes you think one thing when they are really about something else. What do you think? How about, "Do your research and think for yourself?" for an answer? I'm just saying....

Jul 30, 202002:22
Ep 1 - What could possibly be next for you?
Jul 26, 202004:11
fr PISSED to BLISSED

fr PISSED to BLISSED

Want to travel light? This is the 1st episode in a series of HOW you can (en)lighten your load, yo!

Jul 19, 202005:14
Ep 41: How to take it better
Jun 09, 202007:46
Ep39- How to Move on
Jun 03, 202008:22
Ep 40: Yet another taboo topic
May 29, 202012:17
Ep 38 Where have U been?!
May 23, 202015:11
Ep 37 LISTEN to YOURSELF!
May 22, 202003:10
The Joystick Entrepreneur - Chris Dugan - Reforged Gaming Lounge

The Joystick Entrepreneur - Chris Dugan - Reforged Gaming Lounge

Here's a guy who took his passion for playing video games and is turning it into a much-needed community-oriented spot to hang and have fun. Who knew that gaming was bigger than soccer worldwide? Do you love to play? You might just be inspired to follow in his footsteps.

If you are like me, you haven't touched a joystick since Ms. Pacman but now the kids or grandkids are "all about it." Staying relevant no matter what your age is always a good idea. This show has plenty of great ideas that will inspire you to have another look at the world's most-watched sport, ever.

Reach Chris here: chris.dugan@reforgedgaminglounge.com

Mar 07, 202031:07
Ep35 Your Wild Side Needs Expression - Dr. Lori Beth Bisbey, Sex Therapist

Ep35 Your Wild Side Needs Expression - Dr. Lori Beth Bisbey, Sex Therapist

What if you could have the incredible sex & relationships you dream of now? "Playing with power is a lot of fun," Dr. Lori Beth Bisbey,  sexual wellness coach & international speaker on topics most consider "taboo" admits with a smile. Host of "The ABC of Sex" on VoiceAmerica.com, Dr. Lori helps others move on, or into, the next phase of building a great life. It's all about communicating your needs so they can be met. In this episode, you will see just how to take sex from the shadow and into the light.

Embracing the WHO that is YOU behind all that you DO includes being OK with getting your kink on, guys. There's no shame in that game. Moving forward with your life, creating it the way you want it to be, next, can be an ecstatic experience. Who doesn't want more freedom, pleasure and fun, right? Whether you choose to hide or reveal yourself, know that it shows up in your mannerisms & in your marketing. #justsayin'

Connect with her on Instagram & Twitter!  @drbisbey  |  Get 15 HOT Tips here: www.DrLoriBethBisbey.com


Mar 05, 202029:49
Ep 34 #adflow to Your Life
Feb 26, 202013:00
Ep 33 Happy Souls Beacon Call

Ep 33 Happy Souls Beacon Call

Moving forward, with a brief recap, this episode is a beacon call for happy souls who want a safe place to celebrate their big win's in life.  People whose life is going great and here, they can celebrate without the inner turmoil my friend,  co-author of "Chicken Soup for the Soul" went through sharing his HUGE win for the first time ever.

A mastermind group for people who know they can fly is what I have in mind. Is this YOU? Connect to chat about it, about YOU, and about moving forward, faster and with a bunch of laughter:  hello@midlifemyass.com !

Next up: interviews with people who embody "Mid-life My Ass I'm just gettin' started!" Yaaaaay! :)

Feb 15, 202008:16
Ep32 Capturing Their Attention with Branditude

Ep32 Capturing Their Attention with Branditude

How you show up is how they feel about you. Are you mainstream boring and leave them snoring? You need to have an angle if you want to have an edge. Or you risk hearing, "sorry but I can't air this show." Or worse, the eyeball glaze when you daze them with details instead of dazzling them with humor, wit, and BRANDITUDE.

Do you know if you are compelling in your storytelling? Do you have blind spots that could use some polishing? Find out in a really fun trial run, Play the Podcast Guest Game today https://lonnee.as.me/playagame

www.2020storycoach.com  or E: my2020edge@gmail.com 

Feb 14, 202007:57
Ep 31 Smile Project founder, Michael Ray
Feb 12, 202016:53
Ep 30 What would your big day look like?

Ep 30 What would your big day look like?

Is your vision so big it makes you shake? Successful types say they all wish they'd dreamed bigger and seniors say they wish they'd tried to 'that thing' they felt called to do. Regret and remorse can be a driving force. It's time to do what you came to do, too. 

What is the wildest vision you could have for your future? If it scares you (even just a bit) it's probably the thing to do. Yikes, right? Don't worry it'll work out. You were born for this.

E: hello@midlifemyass.com 

Feb 05, 202007:16
Ep 29 Own the Rage & Turn the Page

Ep 29 Own the Rage & Turn the Page

Have you ever had an identity crisis? Midlife moments, when you are deciding what's next, can feel like an identity crisis. How about reframing that to be makeover, a brand, called you, renewed, eh?

Unhinging yourself from all those gnarly feelings is a process. You have to have to own it. When you own it you can give it away. You have to go through it to get over it. The trick is not to get stuck in it. In this episode we talk about that moment when you let go of what IS and have nothing for awhile. Ugh, right? 

Tips and quips in this show are going to help expedite those UGH moments, friends! Got questions or a special quandry? Feel free to leave a voice note or email hello@midlifemyass.com!!

Instagram: @lonneerey  LinkedIn: /lonnee

Jan 30, 202011:52
Ep 28 Postcards for the Pissed Off
Jan 29, 202009:38
Ep26 More Shortcuts to Freedom

Ep26 More Shortcuts to Freedom

Decide who gets to stay and who has got to go! It's part of the 'lightening your load' series, "Unhinged." 

A proven formula for innovation of self & soul. It really works and circumvents a bunch of bull you don't have to endure!

Also a mention about the people 'round ya, pardner in dud/stud/friend/foe. 


Tips & quips, with the goal to lighten your load, today's episode lends a hearty shoutout to professional inspirations, Marie Forleo, Tom Bilyeu & Gwenyth Paltrow for producing incredible shows that inspire as much as they challenge us to grow. 

Stay in touch via Instagram @lonneerey  E: hello@midlifemyass.com  Leave a listener note or REVIEW the show on Apple! Thank you for being YOU.

Jan 29, 202008:51
Ep 27 That's just so wrong...or is it?

Ep 27 That's just so wrong...or is it?

It's time to shake the rose colored glasses and stop hanging around with asses. Ahem. In this episode: Why you don't try to pull burros up a hill. Skunks are meant to spray. Melissa the Dom. Nicki, Queen of Everything. And how right "wrong" can be for anyone here. 

Who are we to say about the way people 'do' their lives, right? Listen, I get it that deep down you, me and the other good people believe everyone can do or be or came here to see about being a "good" person. BUT we get our best lessons from those who throw us down like Sumo wrestlers, so there's value in everyone's trip. Just be on the lookout and ask yourself "do I want MORE of this or LESS of this?" Problem solved.

Send me a voice note and I'll put you on a show!  e: hello@midlifemyass.com or please VISIT my website for #adflow & videos, free tools and tips you can you put to use today. 

Jan 29, 202011:04
Ep24 Determining Your Way
Jan 28, 202008:57
Ep 25 How to Make a Decision - or Not

Ep 25 How to Make a Decision - or Not

MISSION: to share this 'angle' so it becomes your option, too. Here is how to avoid some major potholes without even going down that road to begin with - live your BIG Yes. Here is how, and why, it matters that you be true to you.

Episode dedicated to fellow podcaster Evan Johnson "Path to Podcast Success" host. At just 22 he is wondering which passion to play upon in life. This is what I would have said...

HUGE thanks to listener and fellow podcaster, Laura Graham. You will see why. Check out her show, "Lift with Laura." She's got a great voice and at mid-life is sharing her journey as a Lyft driver. No pun intended. 

Jan 25, 202011:48
Ep 23 Are you a hot boiling stew that's about to go BOOM?

Ep 23 Are you a hot boiling stew that's about to go BOOM?

This is an awareness raising episode featured to help you unravel that nagging feeling that something's bothering you...it shows up everywhere. Is that what you want? Keep on keepin' on. Or not. Realize that you have options now. Rock on whichyer baaaaad self!

It always works out. Or you wouldn't be fogging a mirror, right? :)

E: hello@midlifemyass.com  Visit 2020StoryCoach.com  @lonneerey

Jan 25, 202008:19
Ep 22 Analysis Paralysis

Ep 22 Analysis Paralysis

There are questions we can't answer - ever. This is a source of massive consternation and that angst shows up in your life.  Everywhere, only all the time. In this episode there are radical ideas that can jumpstart you out of the endless cycle / obsession to understand why stuff happened. What you resist persists. Here's how to drop that big ass brick on the side of the road and lighten your load.

Comments and kudos are appreciated: hello@midlifemyass.com  |  @lonneerey on every social platform

Mentioned: pre-birth conversations, acceptance is the key to peace, and why that inner voice should always be heeded. Or not. It's all good.

Jan 25, 202009:49
Ep 21 Are You High?

Ep 21 Are You High?

ANNOUNCING a bold new series of concepts, delivered like a hot pepperoni pizza just when you thought you would keel over from hunger. So many of us are starving for meaning, acceptance, and success. Or, a damn good reason as to why we are all rumbling from inside, searching the cupboards for soul food, or is it food for our soul? This series is going to unravel some of the biggest questions, offer solutions, options and best of all, make you laugh. Don't get me wrong, this is serious stuff, y'all, especially f you want to grow your business or negotiate a deal of any kind...there are ways to move forward, faster. Bookmark this show, please.

SO! 'business people,' listen up: everything you say and do is a result of the grasp you have who you think you are. Yep, it all shows up as a result of your head space. So here's the deal: expand your mind and your business can follow. Believe it. Receive it. This is an episode for you as well as the retired person wondering what the heck is next, too. 

Like what you hear? Tell a friend. There's gems flying out of the coal mine, people! Can't wait to see which one YOU catch and pocket...

You see, the answers you seek are unfolding and it's up to you to SEE that. Whatever you focus on, grows. Here is how to make the growth exponential and the trip and gas...


Instagram @lonneerey   Please find me. I've got ONE post. A video. Let's connect if this resonates. 

Write hello@midlifemyass.com. I'm starting a movement of mindful expansion. Wanna go for the ride? You might as well. You're already here.

Jan 25, 202010:08
Ep 20 Flip the Script Tips
Jan 22, 202009:35
Ep19: Goldfish Pay More Attention
Jan 20, 202009:23
Ep18 *TOP 3 Podcast Tips of ALL Time

Ep18 *TOP 3 Podcast Tips of ALL Time

You already know this show is about elevating the vibe, using the Global Microphone to reach the tribe, showing you how to 'speak to them' from inside. That said, this episode is meant to help you become that compelling story-telling, non-selling conveyor & purveyor of truth. 

These are the TOP 3 Podcast Guest (and host!) Tips of ALL Time. Laughter-infused but real AF, these will help you to make the BEST USE POSSIBLE of the Global Microphone. But hear this, too: no matter WHO you are or WHAT you want to next, you have to compel others to HEAR YOU...in no uncertain terms, right? This episode has some GEMS to help you convey what you were born to say (and help you get your way!)

BIO: Lonnee Rey, Professional Tumbleweed & Spiritual Comedian with a background in film/TV/radio & a cooking degree, brings it to ya in a no BS way on this episode. WELL, in every episode, really. Why waste time in the dark? Light, bright giggle gurdie is here to shine the light on your path, expand your options and have a better time at whatever it is you MOST want to do in life. Each day is: "I'm just getting started!" day.

7 shows. Guest on 2 national television shows. Podcast guest & interview trainer. Recently starred on Travel Channel's "Famous & Afraid." Best-selling book editor. Author. Speaker. And most of all, Edutainer, Lonnee Rey, spills it here with hysterics and helpful hints to help YOU stand out with your brand out.

Want to work with a creative who can help you step out in style this year? HollA: hello@midlifemyass.com

Visit 2020StoryCoach.com for videos, free tools, and a really crazy lifeline bio thing that reads like Pippi Longstocking Came to Life

Jan 17, 202008:51
Ep 15 - Your Spiritual Responsibility

Ep 15 - Your Spiritual Responsibility

You are on a mission personally and hence, professionally. It cannot help but be a spiritual mission because that is WHO you are. Your responsibility, in part, is to share the gifts you have struggled to own. My job is to help you IMPACT as many people as possible, in the least amount of time.

As you move forward, and have those pivotal moments where you wonder "what's next? or WTF?" remember you are not alone in it. AND, it's part of your story. The one you have lived to tell about, literally. 

It is time for you to step - up

Stand out. Embrace and then broadcast to the masses. It's easier than getting on The Ellen Show, the next most impact-full place you could land. So when would now be a good time to confidently grab The Global Microphone? It just doesn't get any easier, or more efficient, than this.

Email: hello@midlifemyass.com

Jan 14, 202010:02
Ep 17: Russ Johns - Fired, Retired, Divorced & Homeless in the same week
Jan 08, 202011:05
Ep 16 Your Message Matters

Ep 16 Your Message Matters

You've got a bigger job left to do, man. There's no use skirting it so let's get on with it, eh? Your message matters. Whatever it is you want to do next, you have to convey what you were born to do or say. As you move forward, let the audacity of upcoming guest stories inspire you to GO LIVE -to broadcast your message, mission and passion in ways that appeal to expanded markets. 

Authors, speak your book to the masses with messaging that matters. Speakers, reach more people using The Global Microphone even better than you are now. Your message matters.

Every.single.thing.depends.on.messaging.   Visit 2020storycoach.com  or email  hello@midlifemyass.com

Jan 06, 202008:29
Ep 14: Bryan Falchuk Pt 3 of 3
Dec 12, 201912:21
EP 13 - Bryan Falchuk Pt 2
Dec 11, 201914:20
Ep 12 Bryan Falchuk - Don't resign: redesign!

Ep 12 Bryan Falchuk - Don't resign: redesign!

"Whether or not you are the cause, you can become the solution."  Bryan Falchuk, TEDx speaker, life coach and author of two best-sellers on relationships, is proof you can rewrite the next chapter, editing now to make your future a page-turner. 

Please leave your comments for this 3-part story filled with gems mined from deep places and experiences which have become the benefit of Bryan's clients, family and friends.

His best-selling books are bundled together & come with a discount, too: just use F and F in the discount code box found on his website BryanFalchuk.com.

Dec 09, 201916:17
Ep11: Shannon Whittington - Hormones & Happiness

Ep11: Shannon Whittington - Hormones & Happiness

Not feeling as good as you could? Shannon Whittington has some great insights to share that just might help you turn the corner on it all in this EPiCsode, where hormones take front row center. 

Dec 07, 201911:23
Ep9: Patty Farmer: Laptop Lifestyle!

Ep9: Patty Farmer: Laptop Lifestyle!

Dreaming of travel? WAKE UP. Make that dream your reality! Patty Farmer is here to show you how she did it and is now doing it up even larger than ever before. Get the how-to know-how so you can DECIDE, today, maybe right now, even, to make the rest of your life the best of your life...and it should not take the rest of your life to do it!

Follow Patty Farmer. Seriously. Wherever she's headed it's going to be an amazing trip and Kodak moments, y'all.

pattyfarmer.com  |  marketingmediamoney.com - get your lifetime subscription on us!

Nov 19, 201910:56
Ep8: PattyFarmer is raising the bar beyond measure!
Oct 21, 201907:04
Ep7: Walk, Run or Crawl?

Ep7: Walk, Run or Crawl?

Have you gotten so good at crawling that you are unwilling to learn how to walk? This metaphor is worth consideration if you find yourself teetering on the brink of a 'move' but afraid of a fall. It took 500 attempts to stand-up from a crawl. You did the hard yards; the rest is easy by comparison.

You get to choose and none of them are wrong. They DO get different results, of course. 

Mentioned: Forbes; LinkedIn; skunks; hair shirts

Listener of the Month: nominate yourself why you would be a fun featured interview!! YASSSS!! Let's DO this: email your nomination to hello@midlifemyass.com.

SHARE this podcast if it made you laugh or your lights turned on, even just for a second, ok? Bless you~

Oct 17, 201910:01
Ep6: How to Make 2020 Different

Ep6: How to Make 2020 Different

HEAPS in here...all designed to be one-liner WOW's for your amusement, but also fertilizer for you growing your Self.

Covered topics: forgiveness (or rather, the need to give it a miss); the ABC formula for mastering change; how to (finallllly) let go of the old and welcome the bolder, braver leaner YOU.

More deets and connections are here: www.2020StoryCoach.com, where keepin it real is de rigueur. 

Oct 06, 201909:52
Ep5 The Drag About Skunks
Oct 01, 201909:42
Ep. 4 - Frosted Fakes
Sep 28, 201909:58
Hysterical Laughter - Ring tone - Download

Hysterical Laughter - Ring tone - Download

Everytime my phone rings, I hear laughter. By the time I get to the phone, I'm cracking up and the smile on my dial is evident to the caller. They wonder what's funny, too. It's a mood-shifter in the best of ways.

Download this, make it your ring tone, and ALWAYS ask YOURSELF this ONE important question: How can I have more fun today than I ever thought possible? 

Ask the questions you WANT the answers to, like this one. It's the basis of all manifestation: see it, say it, let it goooooooooo

Nominate: seeking age-defying anti-normal LOL (Live Out Loud) types. You know the ones:  FaB 50's + doing things you don't expect for their age, stage or looks.  I'm looking to feature him/her on an interview here: Mid-life My Ass, I'm Just Gettin' Started with an email to hello@midlifemyass.com. 

Sep 15, 201900:25
Ep2: Ramble thru the Brambles and L.O.L.
Sep 14, 201911:53
Ep1 Off the Cuff - Scene 1, Take 1

Ep1 Off the Cuff - Scene 1, Take 1

Never one to mince words, host Lonee Rey spills it about this brand new series, cement shoes and stripper heels.

Nominate someone fabulous, living out loud and defying their age, status quo and gravity. Your contact details and their amazing story, links, articles or mug shots go to hello@midlifemyass.com

Host Lonnee Rey offers-up a pu-pu platter of philosophy, humor and some say FUMOR for she can ignite controversy with some her views on life. Take it in. Love it? Please subscribe and LEAVE a REVIEW - what did you like about this episode?

Thanks for tuning in! remember to #sayitforward

~Lonnee Rey  @ 12:34am 9/10/19

Sep 14, 201911:40