The Midwest Scrubcast
By Midwest Scrub
The Midwest ScrubcastSep 15, 2022
Episode 92: Scrubdown Postponed Due to Eclipse Rapture
The most important information in this episode is that the Scrubdown is postponed to an unknown date, maybe this summer, it depends on when our venue mysteriously returns or we break down and find a different one.
The less important information is what we did at Adepticon, stuff about dinosaurs, then somehow we got from there to sports where you hit each other, and then founding fathers trivia. I don't know!
Episode 91: Our Bus is Still Partying
The Scrubs are getting geared up to go to Adepticon, and to start in on Fitwest April! We discuss various games we're currently playing such as Helldivers, Senjutsu, and the Fast & Furious board game.
Unfortunately, the details of the Scrubdown are still up in the air due to our venue vanishing with no ETA on reappearance. We'll provide updates when we have something.
Episode 90: A Bus Doesn't Have a Gunner
I don't even know how to summarize the stream of consciousness that is this episode, but it is time to get excited about Adepticon, and then Fitwest April, and then Geekway to the West, and then The Midwest Scrubdown itself! It's going to be a fun spring!
Episode 89: Like Floor Varnish Mixed with Maple Syrup
Most importantly, this episode announces the tentative date for the Midwest Scrubdown 3! Less importantly, there's Nintendo trivia, mead, and laser eyes.
Episode 88: Everyone's Licking Their Teeth Right Now (with Fitwest Winner Conor)
At long last our October Fitwest winner of the dubious prize has joined us, and it's not the winner that was foretold! Thank you to Conor for joining us to talk about teeth and Deadlands and etc.
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Episode 87: The Dirty 30
We're drawing the winner of the Fitwest Prize of Dubious Value [00:08:00], and this leads to all kinds of health and fitness talk, along with tales of Dan's roomba. Thanks for participating in the Fitwest October Challenge, and we hope you'll join us again in April!
Episode 86: A Controlled Burn
If you're a tabletop gamer, which we have to assume you probably are, check out the soon-to-be-releasing game Senjutsu, which Clint describes about 40 minutes into the episode, it's a really neat Samurai-themed concept.
Senjutsu website: https://www.stoneswordgames.com/senjutsu
Senjutsu overview video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCgRD0JM8xM
Senjutsu TTS mod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2869392837
Episode 85: What is a Kolache?
It's the start of the October Fitwest Challenge, and among other things we're talking about why don't school buses have seatbelts, why aren't pies made of oranges, and what is a Kolache to you?
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Episode 84: If We Had Clown Feet, Could We Prevent Stress Fractures?
Like a lot of other nerds, the Scrubs are getting into Baldur's Gate 3 right now, but first we had to talk about broken feet and Lorcana and Crystal Pepsi.
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Episode 83: Pokey Mans
This episode is definitely not an ad for Pokemon Unite. It's also not an ad for chaos the board game and Pope Joan and the worst place to go canamping.
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Episode 82: This Is the BS Round
In an episode with nothing related even to Star Wars, the Scrubs discuss Spartan racing, Starship Troopers, and Skyrim the campaign style board game. Starship Troopers is at least space themed, right?
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Episode 81: Who Drives a Dumpster Fire? (with Fitwest winner Travis)
Congratulations to Travis, randomly drawn winner of the prize of dubious value of guesting on the podcast! With Travis along for the ride, we discuss park runs, backpacking, and board games.
Timestamps: [00:00:33] Intro starts | [00:00:37] Intro derailed| [00:10:00] Intro finally concludes, Fitwest related content begins | [00:55:00] Geekway and board games
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Episode 80: Scooty Puff Jr (with Scrubdown 2 Winner Will Scott)
The cast recaps the glory of the Midwest Scrubdown 2: The Empire Scrubs Your Back with tournament winner Will Scott. And also there's some fresh centaur content.
Episode 79: The Dress Rehearsal Was Better (SWRPG Part 4)
The Scrubs are fueled by free desserts, and ready to wrap up the story of the SWRPG campaign.
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Episode 78: Do Viruses Have Instincts? (SWRPG Part 3)
The Scrubs are alive, after all contracting COVID at Worlds, and after a brief reminiscence on Adepticon, we're ready to continue the tale of SWRPG.
Timestamps: [00:02:00] Worlds | [00:15:00] SWRPG
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Episode 77: The Lack of Rails Was Pre-Established (SWRPG Part 2)
The Scrubs relate the epic adventure of their Star Wars RPG characters, and discuss some of the narrative strategies and game mechanics used by Clint to keep things entertaining and at least more on track than a Scrubcast opening.
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Episode 76: A Discussion of Various Liquids (also SWRPG Part 1)
If you've been thinking about giving the most recent Star Wars Roleplaying Game from FFG a try, hang on til about halfway through this thing, and we'll get around to starting to tell you about our experiences with it!
Episode 75: Have You Done Anything Recently?
Clint wrecked our content plan by being absent, so we're going rogue, and talking about...wire sheathing? And plausible zombies and eels. And the arrival of metal objective markers! If you want to pick up your order at World's please contact us.
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Episode 74: The Actual Winner with TsukinoOokami
The Scrubs ramble with the official winner of the Fitwest Scrub Challenge prize of dubious value. We learn about long days, bees, and trains, and get a casual European player's perspective on the new AMG changes.
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Episode 73: And/or Andor
Color us Andor fans. Especially Matt. But most importantly, the date for the Midwest Scrubdown 2: The Empire Scrubs Your Back (working title) is announced!
Timestamps: [ANDOR] | [the last 7 minutes] Announcements
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Episode 72: An Even More Dubious Honor feat. Drew Brody
Our guest today is the backup winner of the Fitwest Scrub October Challenge randomly drawn prize of dubious value, Drew Brody, whose excellent photographs are a joy to us all during Fitwest season. Featuring the surprising power of walking to keep your organs from exploding, and the promised centaur content (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922213722049642496/1044283457670488166/unknown.png). Stay tuned til the end for Drew's fascinating perspective on why Dan and Clint never succeeded in math.
Timestamps: [00:04:30] Scrub AA Meeting | [00:30:00] The Crazy Benefits of Walking | [00:45:00] Centaur Content | [01:00:00] Drew's Ted Talk
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Episode 71: George R, Not to be Confused with Jar Jar
The Fitwest Scrub October Challenge randomly drawn winner of the prize of dubious value is announced! Also, the Scrubs disagree philosophically with SOS, and Matt shares what he's learned about the possibly no longer cannon legend of Jar Jar's father.
Timestamps: [00:02:00] Fitwest October Wrapup | [00:14:00] Actual X-Wing Talk | [00:33:00] George R Binks | [00:50:00] Announcements
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Episode 70: Twas the Night Before Sparta (with Johnn)
The Scrubs welcome back special crew member Johnn (with 2 N's) to regale our listeners with the tales of our recent Fitwest-themed adventures. Also, Matt hates droids, and Clint's burning curiosity about Johnn is finally satisfied.
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Episode 69: Teeheehee
The Scrubs share some Fitwest adventures, and give positive recommendations for bidets. Stick around til at least minute 41 for the bad news about the scrub objective markers...
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Episode 68: Targulating Is The Best
The Scrubs explore their feelings on new pilots and the recently announced 2.0 Legacy errata and rules changes, worry about TTT, plug Unmatched, and plot to abolish daylight savings.
To find points updates, rules, and other information about the Legacy X-Wing initiative such as links to their Discord and squad builder, go to https://x2po.org/.
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Episode 67: Does a Quadruple Negative Make a Positive?
Matt reports on his continual un-scrubby tournament performances, and we debate the merits of 2 point ships. Also, get yourselves mentally prepared for the fast approaching Fitwest Scrub October Challenge!
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Execute Episode 66 (with Steven Ford & Andrew Nuckols)
Some familiar voices from the X-Wing podcasting world join the Scrubs to talk about their latest, less Star-Wars-related endeavors. We took advantage of having guests experienced in reviews to finally air all our joys and grievances about the Kenobi series!
For some much better reviews of TV and film than we Scrubs can manage, you can find Spoilers Intended at https://www.spoilersintendedpodcast.com/ or wherever you get your podcasts. And if you somehow don't know where to find it already, let me direct you to https://www.etsy.com/shop/CurledPawCreatives for all your X-Wing acrylic needs!
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Episode 65: You Want A Detachable Cape
Gencon first impressions from the Scrubs who watched it, and then we get to what Dan actually cares about, grilling Matt about how Minecraft works.
Timestamps: [00:17:00] Gencon | [00:42:00] Games We've Been Playing | [01:23:00] Announcements
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Episode 64: Bo-ba-bo-ba Bo-BA FETT
We Scrubs meant to talk about more than just this one recent Disney Star Wars series, but somehow we talked about other things and then got stuck on Boba Fett for way too long.
Timestamps: [00:03:00] Actual X-Wing Talk Devolving Into Nonsense | [00:20:00] Games We've Been Playing | [00:40:00] Book of Boba Fett
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Episode 63: An Episode? With Topics?
With the excitement of the Scrubdown past and no guests to entertain us, the Scrubs have to re-remmeber how to make content. Hang on til the end if you want food talk! Before that, Matt shares the 2.5 tournament he actually enjoyed playing in, and Outer Rim is a definitively better game now.
Timestamps: [00:03:00] Windy City Trials | [00:24:00] Outer Rim Expansion | [00:46:00] Matt's 1v1 League
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Episode 62: The Legacy of 2.0 (with Dab, Bohan, and Seasur)
Several members of the interim council of 2.0 X-Wing are on the cast to explain their mission to keep everyone in the game, regardless of which edition they prefer to play. You can find the X-Wing Legacy squadbuilder at https://xwing-legacy.com/ and here is an invite link to the Legacy 2.0 discord: https://discord.gg/rU5agW6W5u
Episode 61: We Had A Scrubdown (with Tommy Adams & Doug Howe)
The champion (Tommy Adams) and runner up (Doug Howe) of the possibly-inaugural Midwest Scrubdown join the cast to cover the tournament.
Episode 60: I'll Answer to Anything with Tyler/TeddyBrosevelt
Congratulations to the randomly drawn winner of the April Fitwest Scrub prize of dubious value! He joins us in this episode to talk about pushups and ARC-170s.
Episode 59: Finding Our Roots
The Scrubs recount their first X-Wing adventure with the whole cast since The Changes, and then eventually get to what they really care about this week, a recently discovered board game.
Episode 58: Blowing Each Other's Minds
Turns out, brains are really weird. And the Midwest Scrub Himself has a more different brain than most of us! Dan shares how his SDAM does (and doesn't) affect the game of X-Wing and the game of life.
Episode 57: Adepticon Haircut
Matt reports back from the first big 2.5 event, and we discuss details for the Scrubdown and for the Fitwest Scrub April Challenge!
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Episode 56: Opinions
The Scrubs get nitpicky with version 2.5
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Episode 55: Only The Scrubbiest with Goose
The Scrubs seek insight from our friend Goose (or Drew), who is one of the lucky few to have experienced version 2.5 tournament play in the Cherokee Open.
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Episode 54: Rogue Leader, Standing By!
The Scrubs welcome Ben of the Rogue Outpost blog, who has dropped by to talk about content creation in the current era of X-Wing.
You can read the insightful X-Wing words of Ben and his fellow contributors at https://rogueoutpost.co.uk/.
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Episode 53: Vibro Bungee Cord
Matt reports on a excellent LVO run that is bringing his status on the podcast even further into question.
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Episode 52: Snap Buttons and Secret Siths
Amid the usual detours, the Scrubs are reviewing a homebrew Aces High scenario from community member Goose, and answering some excellent audience questions.
Timestamps: [00:06:30] Secret Sith! | [00:21:00] Audience Question | [00:57:00] Announcements and Nonsense
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Episode 51: Tangent Chain Code with Filippo Bosi
Since we won't be recording over the holidays, the Scrubs are happy to instead present this extra episode, featuring Italy's Filippo Bosi discussing (in between our many tangents) the SW Chain initiative. You can see one version of his press release post explaining the highlights here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/flybetter/permalink/3222569077975599/. Keep your eyes open for developments on this very exciting effort!
Episode 50: The Inquisition
It's a milestone episode, and the Scrubs are answering all your listener questions, whether insightful or nonsense!
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Episode 49: It Happens in French (Canadian) with Bruno LaVigueur
The infamous Bruno LaVigueur is here to give us a French Canadian perspective on the X-Wing world. Who is Joann, and how badly can some scrubs butcher the French language?
You can (and should) find all the episodes of the Loremaster Quiz at: http://www.milleniumcondor.com/
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Episode 48: Belly Button Chastity Belt (with Johnn)
The Scrubs welcome Johnn with 2 Ns, the winner of our Fitwest Scrub October drawing! We had some things to say about X-Wing, some things to say about vegetables...and our eyes have been opened to the power of interns.
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Episode 47: Chocolate Dipped X-Wing Sandwich
We tried to at least have fun with the bread that surrounds the the inevitable sour lunchmeat inside this episode sandwich.
Timestamps: [00:07:30] Fitwest Scrub Challenge Winners! | [00:20:00] What else can you talk about except ROAD? | [00:57:00] Annoucements and Nonsense
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Episode 46: Always Double Check Your Work
The Scrubs have several recent adventures to relate, both X-Wing related and not. Turns out we're not just Scrubs about X-Wing games!
You can follow Wolf Squadron here to stay tuned in for news about next year's NEA Game Fest if you're interested: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wolf.squadron.ar
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Episode 45: Math Magic and the Tech Illuminati (with Jan Ullerup)
The Scrubs welcome special guest Jan Ullerup, creator of the Pink Brain Matter X-Wing statistics site. He tells us all about the magic behind it, and what the data says about our beloved mascot Guri. You can find Pink Brain Matter here: https://www.pinksquadron.dk/pbm/ and Thule Squadron Radio here: https://thulesquadronradio.podbean.com/
Timestamps: [00:07:30] Pink Brain Matter Behind the Scenes | [00:30:00] Guri Data | [00:55:00] A Pink Brain Matter Perspective on New Changes & Points
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Episode 44: Brussel Sprouts and Asparagus
Sorry that some of this episode is newscasting, we haven't really had anything else on our minds except the AMG announcement of the end of the bid. And vegetables, I guess.
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Episode 43: Epic Wingalings
Get ready for an enthusiastic endorsement of Aces High with Wings, and an in-depth analysis of why Dan's Guri angst may finally be at an end (at least until the points change).
Timestamps: [00:02:00] Aces High...With Wings! | [00:28:00] Guri's new BFF | [00:42:00] Complaining about Roombas again | [01:00:00] Advanced Sensors
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