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Milkin' It: A Flavored Milk Review Podcast

Milkin' It: A Flavored Milk Review Podcast

By Milkin' It

Hi! We're Brian C (for Cow) and Daniel K (for Kow), and we're on a quest to comprehensively review all the different flavors of milk. In other words, we're going to finally answer the Milk Question.

Moo us in, Brian!
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Balls All the Way
Balls All the Way
Daniel must once again suckle at the teat of Lactalis, while Brian extracts balls from a can. At least one fact will be definitively proven in this episode. It's OAK Nutri-Grain Choc Malt vs. Inotea Banana Bubble Tea!
01:19:42
September 26, 2022
My God, It's Full of Fish!
My God, It's Full of Fish!
Move aside, milk question. It's time for the fish question. Tuna in to hear the primary philosophical debate of the modern age. Oh, and also we witness a historic showdown between Dunkin Donuts Thin Mints and Oak Nutri-Grain! 
01:22:29
September 20, 2022
I’m Gonna Be Sick (500 Milos)
I’m Gonna Be Sick (500 Milos)
Every new bottle of milk is a question, and today’s question is: Will this milk make me sick? Daniel’s drinking an Australian classic made by a Swiss milk conglomerate, and Brian’s drinking a chocolate milk from a town named after a post office in Tennessee. Tune in now to find out which of these milks has gone bad. It’s premixed Milo vs. Pure Eire Dairy Chocolate!
01:27:02
February 14, 2022
Iced, Iced Banana
Iced, Iced Banana
Alright, stop! These longtime collaborators have turned on each other and are dueling it out for supremacy in the fruit flavored milk arena. Listen now to find out which is milk of the day. It's Nippy's Iced Banana vs. Twin Brook Strawberry
01:21:46
August 02, 2021
Tea'n It Up: The Dramatic Conclusion
Tea'n It Up: The Dramatic Conclusion
Introducing the last-ever episode of our new podcast Tea'n It Up! A Flavored Tea Review Podcast. In this one, Brian and Daniel drink milk teas to varying degrees of success. But which one will take home Tea of the Day (and Tea of the Pod)? Tune in to find out! It's Pop & Bottle Golden Chai Almond Latte vs. Ocean Bomb Milk Tea
01:14:23
May 24, 2021
Peanut Butter and Cherry Sandmilch
Peanut Butter and Cherry Sandmilch
Brian's eaten cherries before, and he's pretty sure they had a flavor. Daniel succumbs to the succulent seduction of the Oak Foundatio— Corporation. Which milk will be milk of the day? It's Oak Choc Peanut Butter vs. Private Selection Cherry Cordial.
01:03:03
May 17, 2021
Brief Banana High
Brief Banana High
Things get interdimensionally humid on this one. Our rotolactor's swapped places with one from an alternate universe, and the milks it picks for us are really quite something. Brian's milk is super thicc, and Daniel's milk is a ripper (a Duke Nukem ripper). Which milk will be crowned Milk of the Day? Tune in to find out! It's Private Selection Sea Salt Caramel vs. Sipahh Flavor Straws. 
01:10:29
May 10, 2021
BONUS - Inside the Daniels' Studio
BONUS - Inside the Daniels' Studio
It's indescribable. 
06:22
May 09, 2021
Milk Solids or: Mootral Milk Cowtel
Milk Solids or: Mootral Milk Cowtel
Daniel drinks a solid milk out of a can, while Brian drinks British banana powder. Which will be milk of the day? Tune in to find out! It's Madam Hong Grass Jelly Milk Tea vs. Nesquik Banana Powder
01:14:14
May 03, 2021
Milky and the Blowfish
Milky and the Blowfish
Daniel demanded we name the episode this. I can't explain why. Hopefully if you listen closely you'll figure it out. Fairlife Yup Strawberry vs. Ice Break Bundaberg Rum Spiced.
01:09:27
April 19, 2021
Untitled Moos Game
Untitled Moos Game
This is just about the last shot at finding a drinkable strawberry milk. Does such a thing exist? There's only one way to find out: Listen to this episode! It's Betty's Milk Bar Choc Cherry Delite vs. Sangaria Strawberry.
01:07:07
April 06, 2021
Downston Harbory
Downston Harbory
The milks are getting extremely posh as we uncover new local dairies that are turning cows into milk at amazing rates, and in style. Daniel's milk comes from a dairy that was designed by architects, but does that translate into delicious milk? Brian's milk has chunks in it, and he loves it. Tune in to find out who will take home the coveted Milk of the Day trophy. It's Bannister Downs Mango vs. Grace Harbor Chocolate.
01:21:42
March 08, 2021
Crank Dat Farmer Boy
Crank Dat Farmer Boy
Daniel's gettin' swole with a meth-infused protein shake, and Brian's got a farmer boy on his bottle of chocky milk. It's Crankt Choc Honeycomb vs. Organic Valley Chocolate
58:42
February 08, 2021
Thick DBC
Thick DBC
Daniel takes his life in his hands with another OAK product, and Brian cracks open a carbonated milk soda. Tune in to find out which will be milk of the day. It's OAK Thick DBC vs. Milkis Original
50:41
February 01, 2021
A2, Nestlé?
A2, Nestlé?
Daniel drinks out of a toothpaste tube in this one. It's Nestlé Sweetened Condensed Milk vs. Alexandre Farms Chocolate.
01:01:49
January 28, 2021
Rose Gold-zilla
Rose Gold-zilla
Daniel drinks a gold-flavored milk from OAK, while Brian's got Swiss-style chocolate milk in a throwback carton. Will Daniel finally conquer hungrythirsty?? Tune in to find out! It's OAK Gold vs. Alpenrose Chocolate
01:00:56
January 12, 2021
Tea & Pineapples
Tea & Pineapples
Brian's got tea in a can, and Daniel is forced to once again drink from the cup of crap that is the OAK brand's selection of flavored milks. Let's find out which one will be Milk of the Day. It's Sangaria Royal Milk Tea vs. Oak Allen's Pineapples.
01:13:12
January 05, 2021
Milk Nut
Milk Nut
Brian went and made himself some homemade nut milk, and Daniel went out and bought some fancy nut milk imported from Thailand. We've gone NUT MILK NUTS. Please listen.
55:28
December 28, 2020
10 Out of 10 Yakults
10 Out of 10 Yakults
It's the infamous 10 Yakults episode. What else is there to say?
01:03:40
December 22, 2020
Silky to the Max
Silky to the Max
Dan's covering his son in spiders, and Brian doesn't know how timers work. Also, we drink some milk. Tune in to hear which milk will take home the coveted Milk of the Day ribbon. It's Dare Maxibon (whatever the hell that is) vs. Silk Almond Dark Chocolate!
01:03:44
December 14, 2020
Berry Crisp
Berry Crisp
Daniel drinks ANOTHER candy-flavored milk from the bounty of Australia's mega-milk makers OAK, while Brian dips back into the Korean milk scene with a strawberry milk from Binggrae. Will we finally find a decently drinkable strawberry milk? Will Daniel ever defeat hungrythirsty? Tune in now to find out. It's OAK Nestle Peppermint Crisp vs. Binggrae Strawberry.
01:07:41
December 07, 2020
Whiskey Business
Whiskey Business
Daniel gets into the holiday spirits with an eggnog-flavored milk from the ever-clever OAK corporation. Meanwhile, Brian has a really vanilla milk experience. One of them will take home milk of the day by a margin of less than 10 points. Drama! It’s OAK Eggnog vs. Horizon Organic Vanilla.
01:13:11
November 30, 2020
Soda Melon Yogurt High
Soda Melon Yogurt High
We've wandered a bit far from the milk with this one. Daniel drinks a melon-flavored soda and Brian drinks a strawberry-flavored yogurt. Find out which will be milk of the day! It's Calpico Soda Melon vs. Siggi's Strawberry Yogurt.
59:49
October 18, 2020
Pretty Fly for a White Chai
Pretty Fly for a White Chai
It's a lactose-free showdown as Daniel goes full soyboy and Brian tries another ultra-filtered milk. Which of these almost-not-milks will come out on top? Tune in to find out! It's Vitasoy Vanilla Chai vs. Fairlife YUP! White.
01:13:54
October 06, 2020
BananaRAMa
BananaRAMa
Daniel drinks a banana milk with a twist, and Brian drinks a vanilla milk with absolutely no twists at all. Which one will be the milk of the day? It's Farmdale RAM Banana vs. Silk Almond Vanilla.
48:32
September 28, 2020
Strawberries & Cream
Strawberries & Cream
Oak takes its shot at strawberry milk—will this one be the first actually good one of its kind? Meanwhile, Carnation has rebranded the Instant Breakfast of Brian's childhood, taking a big risk by undercutting the nostalgia factor. Which of these will rise to the top? (Like cream, get it?) It's Oak Strawberry vs. Carnation Breakfast Essentials Cookies 'n' Creme!
01:05:55
September 22, 2020
Buttermilk? I Hardly Know Her Milk!
Buttermilk? I Hardly Know Her Milk!
Yep. One of us drinks buttermilk in this episode. The other one of us drinks a normal chocolate milk. Guess which one is milk of the day? (Or don't guess, and just listen to the episode to find out!) It's Darigold Old-Fashioned Chocolate vs. Buttermilk!
01:12:27
September 15, 2020
Oatmilk Stout
Oatmilk Stout
We've left the dairy and headed out to the granary for some oats and barley. One of these "milks" tastes like burnt wood. Check it out! It's Planet Oat Dark Chocolate vs. Bao Bao Milk Stout.
01:07:41
September 07, 2020
Frodoccino
Frodoccino
Daniel makes a really good joke in this episode, but you won't hear it because he failed to send me his audio. We also drink some "milk." Check it out!
01:03:53
September 01, 2020
Love in the Time of Kamelo
Love in the Time of Kamelo
It's a very special episode featuring a very special milk.
01:06:18
August 24, 2020
Discount Double Choc
Discount Double Choc
Get 2 for the price of 1! It's a chocolate milk showdown between the hyper-local and the hyper-global. Will the megalith crush the little guy, or will the passion of the artisan shine through? Listen along as Grumpy Farmer takes on Hershey's in Choc vs. Choc.
53:29
August 17, 2020
Swallows Yakult
Swallows Yakult
Daniel's gut flora is flourishing with an infusion of fermented milk fresh from Japan, while on the other side of the island Brian's milk is surprisingly sexy. It's Yakult vs. Starbucks Molten Chocolate Latte.
01:18:42
August 11, 2020
Well Fit Chocolate
Well Fit Chocolate
Daniel travels the long, arduous road that is strawberry milk, while Brian is having a stroll in a park with a dark underbelly. One of these milks will shoot for the top spot—the coveted Milk of the Pod. Will it make it? Tune in to find out, as Darigold Fit Chocolate battles Masters Strawbs.
59:31
August 03, 2020
The Land of Chocolate Milk & Honey
The Land of Chocolate Milk & Honey
It's an absolutely incredible result as the honey milk of Daniel's forefathers takes on the chocolate milk of Brian's childhood. Things go down to the wire, and we pull out all the stops to determine a victor. Tune in to see who triumphs, as Nippy's Iced Honeycomb faces off with Horizon Organic Chocolate.
52:02
July 27, 2020
Gestalted Caramel ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall
Gestalted Caramel ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall
This one features a field report from Melbourne milk correspondent Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall. 
01:07:55
July 20, 2020
The Milkiad
The Milkiad
This one’s an epic tale of backstabbing, scheming, and surprise attacks as Fairlife and Brownes team up against Daniel and Brian in a contest of man vs. milk. Who will be remembered in the histories? Listen up to find out. It’s Fairlife Core Power Strawberry Banana vs. Brownes Choc Chill
01:11:50
July 11, 2020
Twix and Shout
Twix and Shout
One of these milks is bad and the other one is totally average. You’ll never guess which is which. There’s only one way to find out. Listen!
51:15
July 05, 2020
Yoohoo? Is It Mint You’re Looking For?
Yoohoo? Is It Mint You’re Looking For?
It’s an absolute rout. One of these milks dunks on the other and it’s an absolute pasteurizing. Holy cow! (Yes, she’s here too.) Tune in to witness this stunning showdown between Yoohoo Chocolate and Brownes Spearmint.
58:51
June 01, 2020
Old-Fashioned Racism
Old-Fashioned Racism
Holy cow, they've gone and made racist milk! It's an American racism-turned-Australian candy-turned flavored milk special. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Brian is drinking boring vanilla milk. It's Darigold Old-Fashioned Vanilla vs. Oak R******s.
59:29
May 25, 2020
Serial
Serial
It's a real special episode of Milkin' It! 
01:15:13
May 18, 2020
Snickers Pie, Honey Bunch
Snickers Pie, Honey Bunch
It’s back-to-back Brownes for Daniel as he must once more shake and shake to thick’n, but this time the flavor is honeycomb. On the other side of the island, Brian snacks and sips on several Snickers. Which milk will ascend the podium and hear its national anthem played while adoring fans look on and cheer? It’s Brownes Shake’n’Shake Honeycomb vs. Snickers Chocolate. Let’s goooooooooooo.
01:07:49
May 11, 2020
(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Berry
(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Berry
It's Washington vs. Western Australia, Seattle vs. Perth, Brian vs. Daniel, as Darigold climbs into the ring to go tit for teat with Brownes Dairy. Which hometown dairy company will come out on top in this epic battle, leaving one of our milkers crushed, dejected, dispirited, embarrassed, ashamed, and—worst of all—lactose-free? It's Darigold Strawberry vs. Brownes Shake'n'Shake Vanilla (thick'n it!).
01:01:00
May 04, 2020
Mocha Chill-a-latte, Ya-Ya
Mocha Chill-a-latte, Ya-Ya
It’s coffee against coffee, mocha against latte in this showdown between Australia’s most iconic dairy company and America’s most iconic coffee corporation. Who will survive this coffee-flavored-milk civil war? Press play now and hang on tight as Daniel rides a roller coaster of emotions about his home country. It’s Starbucks Caffe Latte Iced Espresso vs. Brownes Mocha Chill.
01:00:51
April 27, 2020
Drama in Banana
Drama in Banana
Binggrae bursts on the scene to represent an entirely new country’s worth of flavored milks, up against another iconic Aussie lolly that's been turned to milk and poured into Daniel’s mouth. Will Brian’s pre-pod fav milk hold up to our rigorous testing methods? There’s only one way to find out—listen! It’s Binggrae Banana vs. Oak Jaffa on today’s Milkin’ It.
55:48
April 20, 2020
Arnott's Berry Farm
Arnott's Berry Farm
Arnott’s returns with another candy-inspired creation to face a real cafeteria classic from Horizon Organic. Two milks enter, but only one can be our Milk of the Day. Glue your earballs to your headphones because you won’t want to miss a moment as Horizon Organic Strawberry clashes with Arnott’s Caramel Crowns! Featuring a very special non-milk of the day cameo.
01:01:24
April 13, 2020
Nesquik & Chill
Nesquik & Chill
Nestle has its second bite of the apple as it doubles down on a classic flavor in an attempt to top a blast of real banana from Brownes. Which milk will take home the coveted "Milk of the Day" award? Scooch onto the edge of your seat, as Nesquik Double Chocolate takes on Brownes Banana Chill!
01:03:16
April 06, 2020
The Thrilla in French Vanilla
The Thrilla in French Vanilla
Two companies famous for their sweet, round, baked treats take a dive into flavored milk (one is a slight stretch). Which one will gracefully splash down and which will belly flop? Don't look away, as Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla Iced Coffee tackles Arnott's Wagon Wheels Milk!
57:41
March 30, 2020
The Rumble in the Jungle
The Rumble in the Jungle
Two titans of the milk industry get tropical and slug it out in our very first milk showdown. Which will earn the coveted "Milk of the Day" and which will get poured down the drain?  Tune in to find out, as we pit Nesquik Banana Strawberry against Nippy's Pina Colada!
42:05
March 23, 2020
Doctors of Lactoseprudence
Doctors of Lactoseprudence
Our two scholars review the rigorous scientific scoring method we'll be using as we search for the world's best flavored milk.
09:51
March 22, 2020
A la recherche du milks perdu
A la recherche du milks perdu
In which our intrepid hosts recall the milks of their youth and reminisce about days gone by.
13:48
March 21, 2020
Milkin' It (2020) theatrical trailer
Milkin' It (2020) theatrical trailer
Get a taste of this udderly delightful podcast coming soon to pastures near you! 
06:24
March 20, 2020