Monster Mates Podcast

Those bartering skills better be up to par, degenerates, because we're not only guiding through bedroom lines, but the art of the trade as well. Though I hope visuals aren't the main sense that gets you going.

Art is by Inxzia! (@Inxzia | https://twitter.com/Inxzia)
Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPodTrevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Another girl to bring the fire, but on a brand new level! We're here to tame the heart of the volcano, or change our flesh to burned stone if things go wrong. Art is by kat (@kopibean_art | https://twitter.com/kopibean_art)!

You could say it's almost like wear nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. Okay, references aside, this girl will probably cling to you like a second skin. Let's just hope no allergic reactions occur. Art is by Yung (@galacticpunt_ | https://twitter.com/galacticpunt_)!

If there was ever a raid boss of a woman, this would certainly be it. But do you find yourself brave enough to pull out of this mountainous mommy, or will you be done like the rest? Art is by A Shikshaliar (@A_Shikshaliar | https://twitter.com/A_Shikshaliar)!

Hot damn, 2,000 of you on YouTube have subscribed to us, and 10.9K followers on Spotify, absolutely phenomenal in every sense of the word. Thank you all so much for all of your support over the years, and here's the answers to all your questions! Art is by Sonofan (@sonofan_oficial | https://twitter.com/sonofan_oficial)! Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twiter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Ah, another classic monster girl, from Queelag to Rachnera, these spider girls know how to weave their wicked webs, and boy are we ready to fall head first into them. Art is by Kuji (@kujikawaii | https://twitter.com/kujikawaii)! Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Lamps aren't the only thing we're rubbing around here, lads. We got all sorts of trinkets to go through, and so many wishes too! As long as you got the stamina to do it, of course. Art is by Chocobunny (@Chocobunny1919 | https://twitter.com/Chocobunny1919)!

Are you ready for some rock n roll? Because the energy is about to get electrifying with this girl! Can our boys handle the stimulation and ride the lightning? Art is by DaKaeya (@DaKaeya_ | https://twitter.com/DaKaeya_)! Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Welcome to the Banbaro Fair! Wait, no that's something different, nevermind. But there is Banbaros here, I swear. But the question is, can our boys handle the fluffy strength of this moose mommy? Art is by Frank Artsz (@frank_artsz | https://twitter.com/frank_artsz)! Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

2000 of you lovely degenerates have made the choice to follow us here on YouTube, and many of you have also chosen to follow us over on Spotify as well, and for that we are so ever thankful. In return, it's time for YOU, the community, to ask your questions for us! Art is by EshO (@draw_EshO | https://twitter.com/draw_EshO)! Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

This time we're going back into the heat, but it's not for the beach or a sauna but for some fiery lizard girls! Can our boys beat the heat once more? Art is by AC Hunter (@andreshxh23_c12 | https://twitter.com/andreshxh23_c12)! Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Are first step into the new season takes us to a galaxy far far away! But the question is, are our heroes prepared to take on these crafty little Build-A-Bears? Art is by furtyap (@furrtyap | https://twitter.com/furrtyap)! Monster Mates Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsterMatesPod Trevor's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Alatos_Diogenes

Lo, another season finale is upon us. But we're turning our rags to riches as we find a girl who's all about that gold coin! Just don't get fooled by her golden appearance. Art is by Hellgirl (@H3llgirl_666 | https://twitter.com/H3llgirl_666)!

It's nice every now again to stop and smell the roses, but this call isn't satisfied with only roses. No no no, it's an entire bouquet she's after. Art is by Izu (@IZUMIZU2232 | https://twitter.com/IZUMIZU2232)!

The biggest tease on the four winds. Much like the air itself, it's kinda hard to nail her down, but not in the way you're thinking of. Art is by LemonTown (@lost_lemons | https://twitter.com/lost_lemons)!

Another mix-and-match girl with a big impact to her, whether it's land or air, she's sure to find what she wants, when she's not too busy protecting anyway. Art is by Wazz (@WazzabyBash39 | https://twitter.com/WazzabyBash39)!

Back again in the frozen tundra of vaguely north-eastward, sometimes you can find a companion in the cold wasteland who knows just how to warm you up. Art is by sonofan (@sonofan_oficial | https://twitter.com/sonofan_oficial)!

This time we're going hips deep into the rabbit hole. Although I think this rabbit hole has a few more R'lyeahs and elder signs than we were expecting. Art is by Doreko (@DorekoNSFW | https://twitter.com/DorekoNSFW)!

In the heat of battle, or in this case love-making, you sometimes have yo get down and dirty with your other in order to spice things up. And these two girls are certainly no stranger to that. Art is by Navey (@navey_babey | https://twitter.com/navey_babey )!

Sometimes the predator and prey dynamic stays that way, and sometimes that can be a good thing. Just watch out for where each spike and claw is at, or it might go somewhere it's not suppose to. Art is by Vannah (@sabanya_smiles | https://twitter.com/sabanya_smiles )!

A terrible duo, much like our hosts. But this kind of duo have much more to them than meets the eyes, as long as you don't get blinded and robbed first. Art is by sonofan (@sonofan_oficial | https://twitter.com/sonofan_oficial)!

We finally get to an elemental, but this kind of element is more of a Lovecraftian or Greek kind of element. Art is by EthanDoesAThing (@EBdrawsstuff | https://twitter.com/EBdrawsstuff)!

In the cold tundra of lands unknown, it's impossible to tell what treacherous creatures lie under the ice. Though sometimes the monsters are swimming *on* the ice. Art is by sonofan (@sonofan_oficial | https://twitter.com/sonofan_oficial)!

Whether it's Romero or Snyder, eventually zombies will rise and take their toll on creation. But who says that some fun can't be had in the meantime? Art is by hana (@spacepatrolhana | https://twitter.com/spacepatrolhana)!

A queen of death and decay rises from her slumber to face what foes stand in her way. Or will this be another one of those enemies to lovers tags? Art is by futo (@tofuutoufofuto | https://twitter.com/tofuutoufofuto)!

Another foot into wonderland means another journey into a world full of surprises. Well, let's just say not all of those surprises are ones that can be explained. Art is by Rumi (@rumiriin | https://twitter.com/rumiriin)!

Be careful not to stray from the path in the forest, because you may not come back. Oh who are we kidding, of course you'll come back, again and again. Art is by Reina_M (@Reina__2003 | https://twitter.com/Reina__2003)!

Be careful of what lurks in the dark of nights, especially in deep, untouched caves. You don't know who could be watching. Or maybe you do, and you're into that sort of thing. Art is by Allium (@huskel0ver12 | https://twitter.com/huskel0ver12)!

Another titular (hehe) monster girl that everyone has heard about. Let's see how the boys see this fine, foxy lady. Art is by Cha (@sooniehoon_ | https://twitter.com/sooniehoon_ )!

O ye traveler, beware of what seas you roam, otherwise you might find out what truly lurks at the bottom of the sea. Spoilers, it's definitely not a sponge that lives in a pineapple. Art is by mursamissa (@ms_veka | https://twitter.com/ms_veka)!

Zentreya, eat your heart out, because we're going to the core of the ferocious girls and their lovely.... hordes of gold and wealth. Art is by Dice CoffeeDox (@Draw_the_Dice | https://twitter.com/Draw_the_Dice)!

We're back baby! Did you miss us? Cause we missed you! This time we're talking about the ever important question of, if she with the homies, can she get *down* with the homies? The answer is yes, absolutely she she can get down in more ways than one. Art is by han (@ocean_hairuuu | https://twitter.com/ocean_hairuuu)!

Thank you, every single one of you degenerates. We never thought we would get this far along in terms of popularity, but all of you certainly proved us wrong, and we couldn't be more glad for it. Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

Beware of the speed and rage of this monster girl. She knows she can take you on and will enjoy every second of your helplessness. Just... try not to get -too- into it, alright? Art is by ikoni (@Ikoni_Doodlez | https://twitter.com/Ikoni_Doodlez )!

Grab on to some of that big ball of fluff or else she might blow you away, or worse yet, you may be going to sleep before getting in on the action. Art is by Nats (@d0ughnats | https://twitter.com/d0ughnats )!

This big girl has a big appetite, and not just for smaller monsters. Just be careful around that tongue of hers. It can be a thing of pleasure, but it just might be your demise too. Art is by Shan3ng (@shan3ng | https://twitter.com/shan3ng )!

This blood-sucker doesn't hit you with some shrap, pearly fangs. No, this one has a sharp little poker to get that red high. Just be thankful that the poker is on the face and not below the waist. Art is by Ichimoral (@Ichimoral | https://twitter.com/Ichimoral )!

Make sure to get your lighters going, because there ain't no gummies on this high. Take a nice seat on a comfy toadstool, find a chill frog to hang with, and let the good times roll. Art is by ruru (@kuuriux | https://twitter.com/kuuriux )!

This big momma ain't just got junk in her trunk, but she's got an entire mountain on her back to boot! Just be careful, because looks can be deceiving! Art is by Twade (@TwadeArtiste | https://twitter.com/TwadeArtiste )!

With her gaze reflecting her heart, will you be able to bear this heavy load? Or will you be like the miner or the sculpture, able to pierce this harsh veil? Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

Just because something looks dirty, doesn't mean it's not unhygienic. Like knots, or whips, or flossing your sister's teeth, or-- actually, maybe this is the wrong analogy to use for this. Art is by Ash (@Santanaelchan | https://twitter.com/SantanaelChan )!

In the most chilly of environments, lies a predator that requires only the most fiery of hearts and the most vicious of stamina. Let's go conquer it! Art if by Core34 (@thecore34 | https://twitter.com/thecore34 )!

No need for any lubricants this time, she can just slide all over you, in more ways then one. Just be careful not to get any in your mouth, I hear it doesn't taste great. Art is by Moon-chan (@MoonLSU_NSFW | https://twitter.com/MoonLSU_NSFW )!

The beginning of a new chapter has started! And we're starting out in the bottom of the trash can, where all the gross trash piles are at! Art is by ghosty (@paranoid_ghosts | https://twitter.com/paranoid_ghosts )!

Sometimes you just need to go on autopilot after a full day, to a point where you don't even realized you're being butt-snuggled by a random person. I'm sure it'll work out though. Art is by Ojazaki (@NotOjazaki | https://twitter.com/NotOjazaki )!

The Welsh would like to know your location. But beyond that, just make sure to keep an eye out and remember the number of sheep bouncing in your lap. Art is by Oriva (@oreebaa | https://twitter.com/oreebaa )!