Scott's Morning Show
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Scott's Morning ShowMay 28, 2021
Clinton Sandal, Holly Guacamole.
Just like bums, we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way
Gang-bangers killin' each other for rep, sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep
Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside.
But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin' like a fuckin' fool.
So cool, throwin' up gang signs to the gangster beat, shot an enemy from across the street
Mamma came home, said she got a good job. Daddy did too. Now they don't squab.
Financially, we improvin'. 2 months later, son, we movin'.
No more duckin' from shotgun shells. Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale.
(Give it to me now.)
Palmdale, (Hell, yeah) come back to me.
I need you and I love you, baby.
Palmdale, come back to me.
(Check it out, check it out, check it out.)
No more rats and no more roaches, livin' next door to football coaches.
Now I got a new place to sell my crack. Now I got little white kids to jack.
I stopped wearin' blue, wasn't trippin' on red. Too busy squabbin' with the skinheads.
Stupid questions, distract the class. Rubbin' little white girls on the ass.
I didn't really care if I passed or failed, I knew I was headed for the NFL,
Until the playoff game, shoulder got hurt. I thought about my future, layin' in the dirt.
I can't jump, I can't flinch. Superstar player, ridin' the bench.
Graduate from school? Don't make me laugh. I got an F+ in basic math.
(Give it to me now.)
Palmdale, (Hell, yeah) come back to me.
I gotta do one song for my neighborhood. Bucccoooc!
Palmdale, come back to me.
(Check it out.)
I knew I couldn't make it in the white man's world, so I bought me some khakis and a Geri curl.
I knew I couldn't make it to the NFL, I went to East Palmdale and started slangin' llello.
Fo' sho'! I was makin' crazy dough. Shoulda dropped outta school a long time ago.
Bought a cell phone, likin' it. Now I deliver like Pizza Hut.
I drunk whiskey and Bacardi. I sold dope to anybody.
Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes, took turns bustin' rhymes just to pass the time.
A white man drove up to my spot. He said, "Hey, homeboy, what you got?"
I put a fat rock inside his hand. About 25 sheriffs jumped out the van.
(Get down, punk.)
4th Stimulus Check, Clinton Scandal, and Right Vs. Left Influencers? Plus that sick Jeopardy Tring. All This Sunday Sunday, Sunday on, oh wit its Friday. Have a good weekend everybody, especially those of us who have to work.
Thursday May 27th, 2021
Human Embryo's, Amazon Take Over, And Rail Yard Boomer.
Thursday May 27th, 2021
Letter To The President May 26th 2021
Letter To The President
President Meets with Putin, 1/2 Vaccinated Americans, Sorry we missed news about the moon, Amazon getting little frisky and Jeopardy Preparation as normal.
Pro Squirrel Suit Interview
Monday 5-24-21 Martian Volcanos endangering the Snap Panthers.
Get " THE BLUNTEST FORCE TRUTH " here first.
On Monday 5-/24/21 News we dive into the hottest stories: ( Volcanic Action Threatening the Lives of the Congonlanize People of Goba ), ( Mr. Chong's Hot Case ), ( Martian Contact ), ( Is This Real or Augmented Reality? ), ( The Panthers Are Here, Should You Be Worried? ), and much Much Much More!!! Brought to you by the only station with out a name ( or fact checkers ) The Morning ............. Show.
Have a good day everybody. ;)
Stop Snuggling The Poultry Sunday 5-23-21
Sorry it sucked, just one of those days.
Should Epstein's Guards Go to Jail, Chicken Snugglers, and Good Bye beloved Friend.
5-22-21 Epstein Found Alive, Maybe?
5-22-21 Epstein Found Alive, Maybe?
Its Saturday My 22nd, 2021 and in todays episode were talking not's, dog's and Epstein's. What could be better? We'll also do the history of the day, Yay. Have a good weekend everybody and if your at work I hope your boss falls down the stairs in front of you, joking, kinda, inless there a jerk.
Friday May 21st, 2021 - Fake Arms, Moon Internet, and The Hurricanes are coming.
Friday May 21st, 2021 - Fake Arms, Moon Internet, and The Hurricanes are coming.
Happy Friday hope this kills some time at work for you guys. Today's episode were getting into The Lunar System That Will Advance The Space Race, Fake Arms That Can Feel, and If Your On The Atlantic Coast Get Used To This. With some history of the day and birthdays that make you feel old. Have a good weekend every body.
Greenwood, Skin Disease, 94 Year old Men, Biden, and MOOOORRREE!!! Today on the internet making me reupload cause they shut it down 3 times already. LETS SEE IF THIS GOES THROUGH
So in today's episode for Thursday May 20th, 2021 were going to go through: The History of Today, How a 94 Year Old Mans Heroism is Acknowledged, Skin Diseases is Getting Cheaper to Cure, The Crazy Story of Greenwood Preview ( Listen To The Recomended Podcast ), Birthdays of the Day, and Maybe Biden Wiff's.
Have a good day at work or what ever your doing.
Biden Plans on Taking Children at a Younger Age.
Biden Plans on Taking Children at a Younger Age.
Wednesday May 19th, 2021 History of the day, Dr's to cancel Olympics, Bidens plans on drafting your kids at a younger age, Andrew Brown Verdict, and Heard Immunity, does it work?
How Much Money is in the World?
Todays show for Tuesday May 18th, 2021 will do What happened throughout history today, The Child tax Credit, Pulling Troops Out But Keeping Tabs, Train Down in Iowa, and How Much Money is Floating Around?
Brain Tech, Menthol Ban, Covid Lottery.
May 17th, 2021 morning show. History of the day, Crazy brain mapping technology, The new racist poor tax, and why you need to get your vaccine.
Back again, hope it kills some time for you.
My New Podcast " The Yurt "
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Worlds first and best PLOGGER.
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Kids These Days
CC Camps and Capitalism.
My Covid Story
Practice
Just crap
Back On Air "ROUND 2"
The Road Day 1
Explaining The First Through Sixth Dimensions.
Every Computer In The World Are Vulnerable To These 2.
And You Thought There Wouldn't Be An Episode Today.
Economic Collapse Coming Start Getting Ready Now.
New Years Eve, Where Did We Get The Calendar?
New Stricter DUI Laws, How Many Other States Will Follow.
History Of Kwanzaa & Astrology 2019.
Will Krakatau Put Us In Volcanic Winter?
U.S. Spends 900 Million On One Missile.
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Merry Christmas
Happy Christmas
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More Fun Christmas Facts You Can't Live Without.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Christmas Fun Facts.
Today's show were going through some Christmas fin facts. This is my favorite show yet so listen in. Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more. Thank you for listening if you liked the podcast please like, subscribe, share, and leave a review. If you want to stay up to date on new podcast episodes follow me on Twitter: @ScottHay86 Instagram at: scotthay86 And tune in tomorrow. Check out all Christmas related podcast on the website http://scottsmorningshow.com/index.php/christmas-history Have a good day.
The Crash Is Coming So Let's Finish Our Game.
News: Tunnel under L.A. Done and We Play A Game
The Tunnel under L.A. is done.
At what age are you the lonliest?
Then we're playing more of the trivia game.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Playing A Christmas Trivia Game Today.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Disney Star Charged As Child Predator.
Homeless being discriminated against.
Small Islands taking world powers to court.
Disney star found to be a child predator.
Overactive immune systems giving you CFS.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Why The Mojave Desert Is Utopia.
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The Evolution Of Gift Giving.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Christmas Vs Holiday
Let's stick with Christmas.
Man molested lady right next to his wife?
Asbestos in my baby powder.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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100th Episode
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Middle Finger Statue Flipping Off Vermont Officials.
School shootings getting worse.
Middle finger statue on a 16' pole considered art.
CDC drug overdose percentages.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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The History Of Christmas (Part 4)
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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These Catholic Sisters Stole How Much?
Young Mon wins lottery when police forcefully take her kid.
These Chatholic Sisters stole how much?
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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Teacher Forcefully Cuts Students Hair.
Teacher in trouble for cutting students hair.
OCD and Fallout 76.
Movie Reviews, History, Trivia, and more.
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