MOVIE GOAT
By MovieGOAT
MOVIE GOATJan 16, 2022
Books to movies
No ChaseFace but an upgrade in Sarah...
Paranormal Activity
We watched it for some reason... And add terrible commentary to a terrible movie
SNL Skit to a Movie
Special Guest.. Like really special... Like we got a tax break for having him on...
Strangers Things
This was a delayed launch....
Jurassic World: Dominion Reaction
Spoiler Alert! not good....
ET: Chase's Bollockbuster mashup...
Jurassic Park Characters pt 2
We got there...
Jurassic Park Characters pt 1
Because of the new movie...
Cartoons pt 2
No more theme songs...
Cartoons pt 1
Cartoons from 80s and 90s....
100!!
100 episodes! A special event. Movie GOAT podcast trivia, a special podcast review, and a celebration of continued mediocrity.
Justin's Failed Attempt
Justin gets crunk... It's the worst thing we've ever recorded..
Airplanes
It's all about Justin... He flew in a plane and now this
18 mins of Chase
You asked for it.. We delivered. More ChaseFace.
Zoombies.. The Movie
We watched it and add our commentary since Velocipastor was such a hit...
Video Game Movies
Because they're great... that's why...
The VelociPastor
Chase is dead and Will is doing some shady stuff before the wedding, so Justin and Nick do full commentary for the movie, "The VelociPastor". Title is on the nose...
Movies of 2014
Justin's son was born in 2014, and that's why... Also, we spent a lot of time on little people.
People Magazine's Sexiest Man pt 2
Justin goes full gay
People Magazine's Sexiest Man pt 1
Justin is at least bi...
Halloween 2021 pt 2
reaching...
Halloween 2021 pt 1
scary shit...
Forensic Feast pt 2
Also, bonus cold open... Chase was not happy...
Forensic Feast pt 1
Forensic files... The first of several... just bare with us
Scream 5 review
We went and saw it so you don't have to...
Wes Craven pt 2
Better late than never....
Wes Craven pt 1
Its Halloween so wes craven, i guess...
Movie Snacks pt 2
More crap...
Movie Snacks pt 1
We're running out of stuff to talk about...
Fake Movies pt 2
More made up BS Movies... You're welcome
Fake Movies pt 1
Fake Movie titles inspired by 251 text messages that Chase ignored...
Sequels Separated by 10 or more years pt 2
Sorry for the crazy long basketball tangent...
Sequels Separated by 10 or more years pt 1
We Back! Will is also back with less weight. #Fat shaming kinda works
Secret Santa pt 2
Will joins us for the GOAT
Secret Santa Pt 1
You just never know what you're gonna get....
Hallmark Christmas pt 2
Another Melissa episode
Hallmark Christmas Movies pt 1
Minute marker 53 is gold..
Thanksgiving: Top grossing actors
GOAT Top grossing actors...
Friday the 13th (1980) Commentary
Justin and Chase drunkenly fumble through this horror classic.
How are the Bacon's bits?
Is this movie good?
Will Chase record properly until the end?
Will you even get to the end?
#noedits
Halloween (1978) Commentary
Justin and Chase comment on two versions of the Halloween classic Halloween at the same time...
We dare you to make it through the entire episode.
Horror Movies: Final Protagonist, Deaths, and GOAT
Nick and Justin finish the Halloween season with drank and death as we discuss and decide the Greatest Of All Time horror movie!
Horror Movies: What Villain Would You Rather 69?
Mortal Kombat! GOAT! Finish Him!
A lot of expletives in MK... Scorpion is overrated...
MORTAL KOMBAT! KARACTERS ROUND 2! FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT! KARACTERS ROUND 2! FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT! KARACTERS RD 1 FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT! ROUND 1! FIGHT!
Jim Carrey: Iconic, Friendability, and the GOAT
Jim Carrey: Kill
Movie Songs: Stand Alone & the GOAT
Movie Songs Tournament! Best Songs made for the movie SANS animations and musicals. Winners of the third round will be determined by whether it can stand alone as song without movie context. And then the GOAT. Justin is drunk.... again... clearly he has a problem, Nick has his worst clap back ever, Will gets angry for no reason a lot, and no Chase...sorry Bangladesh.
Movie Songs: Playlist & Story
Movie Songs Tournament! Best Songs made for the movie SANS animations and musicals. Winners of these rounds will be determined by being in our playlist and relevance to the story. Justin has a voice of an angel, Nick will not support R Kelly, Will's a dick, and no Chase...sorry Bangladesh.
Harry Potter Characters: Sex, Marry, and the GOAT
Harry Potter Characters duel it out; tournament style! Characters are bracketed in their houses and the GOAT will be battled by the winner of each house. Winners of the second & third round are based who would you do and who would you marry. Justin rubs Chase's shoulders during the sex round, Nick likes that chunky Umbridge, not Will, and Chase defends Hannah Abbot with grace and dignity.