A Happy Bureaucracy
By M.P. Fitzgerald
A Happy BureaucracyApr 25, 2022
Season 2 Chapter 18: Season finale
The IRS gang celebrates... except for Arthur. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Thank you for listening to this podcast. Please leave a review and tell a friend!
Season 2 Chapter 17: Wasted years and cauliflower ears.
Arthur and Ralph are not soldiers, but those in the distance are. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Check out Death INC at: https://linktr.ee/dejitoproductions
Season 2 Chapter 16: Diplomacy with a speargun.
How often do you dream of your exit interview? Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Check out Death INC at: https://linktr.ee/dejitoproductions
Season 2 Chapter 15: A better bureaucrat.
The air is still. But that only means it is restless. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Check out Death INC at: https://linktr.ee/dejitoproductions
Season 2 Chapter 14: You can't spell "Assassin" without a basic understanding of english spelling.
Dinner has her target in sight. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Check out Death INC at: https://linktr.ee/dejitoproductions
Season 2 Chapter 13: Chaos is a prima donna
Arthur wakes up to see just how muddy his mess has become... Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 12: Dinner and a show
Her name is Dinner... Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 11: A night drive
Headlights in the dark can attract more sinister things than moths. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 10: The cash that you carry
Rabia is between a grenade and a hard place. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 09: A dirty night sky and a salt shaker full of cocaine.
Rabia stalks a mountain. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 8: Trade in your Van for a Mutant-junk-car-beast!
Rabia is hungover, full of loathing, and beyond short-tempered. The perfect mood for driving. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 7: I like my coffee like I like my wasteland...
...dark, scorching, and tasteless. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 6: Ralph.
Ralph Seimens was a name always meant to be said aloud. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 5: The lunch hour will spell our DOOM!
I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 4: That form was purple. PURPLE!
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 3: Form 1199 B (The burgundy one)
Nothing has higher stakes than a man having to file form 1199 B (the burgundy one). Nothing. I don't care how mundane that sounds, it is far---FAR more exciting than you think. No, seriously, I promise. Don't look at me like that. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 2: The Tax Army
Arthur must suffer the greatest injustice in the United Wastes: Seeing Ralph get promoted. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Season 2 Chapter 1: Crayon. Period.
The world has ended, yet tax season goes on. Rabia commits acts of violence, rejoice! Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to the podcast. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/O18KS3iEtPw
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT!
Season 2 will be here just in time for when U.S. taxes are due Tuesday, April 18th! Tune in then to hear the continuation of Arthur and Rabia's journey. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/lFHI6jz0LG8
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Chapter 19: Season finale
Don't get noticed. Never try hard. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/c9k_Y2EQcp4
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Chapter 18: Home is near
They say that most accidents happen when you are a mile from home. Music by Dust Mice: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
YouTube: https://youtu.be/2-lLYY9Ixkg
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Chapter 17: Interlued by Dust Mice
Groove to the awesome tunes of Dust Mice for a special musical interlude. Please support them at: https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
YouTube: https://youtu.be/t6Lm2S3QroI
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Chapter 16: The client
A burning mountain. A dead planet. Seat belts: optional. Arthur and Rabia uncover The Colonel's dark secret. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/lFHI6jz0LG8
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08F3PSRCF
Chapter 15: Aim true
Arthur and Rabia careen through the United Wastes on a death-mobile. Nothing fancy. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/bUERRgN9yWc
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 13&14: Double feature extravaganza!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts (la-la-la), Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax..." Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/pUGOP47V7TY
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 12: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll
Arthur McDowell and Rabia Duke do drugs. Rejoice! Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Check out our friends, Death INC. an awesome podcast @ https://www.deathinc.rip/ or wherever podcasts are available.
Youtube: https://youtu.be/pefrC9qWATE
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 11: Whiskey plans
Decades old Wild Turkey is not to be consumed near a fire. Scratch that, decades old Wild Turkey is not to be consumed, period. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/ifBVhe8C05g
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 10: The cages
(Not to be confused with The Menagerie). The population of Slaver City suffer at the hands of their oppressors. Water cooler drama is universal. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/VcEMVCu9c9s
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 9: The Colonel
Arthur learns that the only thing more terrifying than cold hatred, is cold hatred served with 11 herbs and spices. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/VtiZGYrFdZE
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 8: CENSUS. TAKING.
The city is full of people. People are terrifying. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/4nZkG1wGR_Q
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 7: One must audit
Arthur and Rabia find bad---wait, is it "portents" or "omens"? Does it matter when the earth is a nuclear hellscape anyway? Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/ozYJtHXQQts
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 6: Holy Magnet of destitution!
Canned SPAM is as dangerous to your digestive system as the panicked clicking of a Geiger counter. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Loving A Happy Bureaucracy, but want more? Memos From The Wasteland is a free and exclusive eBook that explores the post-nuclear United Wastes with office humor and is the official prequel to A Happy Bureaucracy. Memos from the Wasteland is not in stores, and can only be read at https://mpfitzgerald.art
Youtube: https://youtu.be/zLmt6ZaNfzQ
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 5: Cazart! Grapefruit.
Arthur meets Rabia. Also: Wild Turkey. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Get your free book, Memos from the Wasteland at https://mpfitzgerald.art/ Youtube: https://youtu.be/yzkLmGYmf5g
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 4: The rules of the road
Rabia Duke, consummate professional. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/
Get your free book, Memos from the Wasteland at https://mpfitzgerald.art/ Youtube: https://youtu.be/7IzrmBBJttw
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 3: The Deputy Commissioner for Operations Support, Henry S. Boyd
Arthur meets the Deputy Commissioner for Operations Support, Henry S. Boyd at the Deputy Commissioner for Operations Support, Henry S. Boyd's office to hear what the Deputy Commissioner for Operations Support, Henry S. Boyd has to say. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Get your free book, Memos from the Wasteland at https://mpfitzgerald.art/
Youtube: https://youtu.be/yzkLmGYmf5g
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 2: The cubicle jungle
SPAM and rice can(not) save you. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Get your free book, Memos from the Wasteland at https://mpfitzgerald.art/
Youtube: https://youtu.be/DCxFOktY7dc
Help keep the podcast ad-free by getting all books in the series for the price of one here (or search Amazon for "The Happy Bureaucracy Series") thanks!
Chapter 1: Arts and crafts
Arthur finishes his audit, the United Wastes does not notice. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Get your free book, Memos from the Wasteland at https://mpfitzgerald.art/
Youtube: https://youtu.be/YPlgqQ6F0Oc
Prologue: What's for Dinner?
Nothing is certain but atomic death and taxes. Music by Dust Mice https://dustmice.bandcamp.com/ Get your free book, Memos from the Wasteland at https://mpfitzgerald.art/
Youtube: https://youtu.be/dgKBeIySBhE