Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Reboot
By Mr. Shark Attack
Brilliant rantings, biting commentary, the podcast with teeth. Chomp chomp.
2021 and beyond ...
Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The RebootMar 12, 2024
Bermuda Longs is Episode 38 of 2024
But not that long. The opposite of short(s).
Show Notes
Island report
The Swizzle
Pastel Richy Rich
Beach after beach
Karaoke on the seas
Ralph
George advice
Diamond face
Eyes
Staind
Insurance?
Hanky
Memories (fading)
Heroes
Opening Boatening Day.
Post-Parade
Post-Parade is Episode 37 of 2024
Show Notes: On Finally, Meeting, Zaldor ... aka Zoltron / Zoltar
King of the Hill People!
All of us podcast coming soon?
Most fun in a while
LSF (dumped) in the da house
Strip club memories
Butt plug mixup
Smaller house
Iron Claw
People suck
'zon shopping addiction
MSA likes this!
Sexxxy
Three Dog Night
Cruise prep
No prob with needles
Diddlin' and note makin'
Lume 'n' Mando
Nut rash
Good puss
Aloe to go?
(It was Monday and took a while to edit, sorry)😊
Country concert for LSF
Easter ham plans
Beans are part of the miracle
Zaldor inspiration (thanks bro).
Friday Juice is Episode 36 of 2024
We were on a roll. Now we haven't been on in a month! But you must miss us. And the show notes. There ain't none today.
Episode 35 with Guppy 2 and Electric Eel is Solitaire
Show notes:
Pity balls
Botched
Gay
Eight-point harness
AITA (Am I The Asshole?) - Dump Discussion
Work Son stories
Gorilla v. Snakes
Mexican snake
Harambe
Raccoons at dinner
Rabbit legs
Dead chicken (lots of animal topics today)
JW
The eagle has landed
WOW
The cardboard box
LSF leaves the podcast
LSF comes back
Closing segment also returns: Words of Wisdom with an example of that Mean fine singing at the end.
We R the World
Show Notes:
LSF squeaking
That Netflix doc - great new artists to emerge since?
Old people stories
Goals
Karaoke Dreams
Memes curator
Guppy No. 2 and Stingray coming soon
Pizza shame
Feud Capote Swans thing
Crown foreign stuff
Shake my mouse
Calendars
Stupid apps
Walmart prank
Vacation shame
Internships
G'bye.
What is a Purse Even For?
Huh??
Welcome to the new year - but it's too late to say that any more
Recap of end of 2023
Rockin' New Year's Eve
Suits and Sparkle
New Year's Day Party Aftermath
The Landshark
Mr. Fix It (Hardly)
What is Guppy No. 2's boyfriend name? On the show??
Can-cuuun
Sandwich shopping
Google Maps and back roads and Snow Storms and almost dying
Torte can be big
Shoutout to Gen Xers
Shut the door in the morning MSA
Hankies and The Silent Generation (yup)
Satchel of Shame
Weirdos who watch "Botched"
Outro ...
Thanks for listenin'
***
You could die on the toilet take 2
The Wallet
It's in my back pocket. Don't worry ...
Show Notes:
LSF mean to poor ol' MSA
Polish trip
LSF mad
Skimpy on the sausage
Separation
Cleanup
Summer over
Fall wet
MSA old
We Olds
Pumpkin farm for adults?
Porn maze!
Salon gossip
Missing Maine
Dick Clark in the city
Zoltar returns
Xtina
Boating review
Sunday chillin'
Dirty Thirty
Show Notes to this fine episode 30 of 2023:
Talkin' to the kids next door
Halloween Idiots
Maine
Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry)
Dressing for Dinner
Covid shots suck
Doggie
Cheating on MSA
The View
Deerin'
Hell's Half Mile
ATM again
Pickpocket!
Let the air in!
Karaoke with spaceman?
No Go Zone
No Go Zone is Episode 29 of 2023
Show notes:
Camper sold
Camping memories
Whitecaps
Peed in the bottle
Test bottle
Poof
Pee and the tea
Plants and weeds
Two things
Bathrooms
Laundry-versy
Scripts
Karaoke with Zaldor?
Booze sales
Early shows please
MSU
Tooth pickin'
WOWisdom
Unicycle v. 747
I never asked. For the record. Off limits.
Thong Twins
Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023 ---
Show notes:
Elvis Whiskey
Drain Flies
Joan Jett 20ish years later
Motorboatin'
Nice shitter
No pubes on LSF?
Pegging explained
BJs explained
Rim Job?
Sunglasses on
Clear bags / Prison wallet
Thong thong thong thong thong
Sloppy Chris
Dicks after dark
Grapefruit
Anal after 50
Prostate lesson
Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :)
Smokin' daze.
Little Butterball
Show notes is here:
Weeks are slow, weekends are short
Work From Home
Looking forward to The Lotus
The Santa Clause
More on pink lemonade
Ticks
Visiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts)
Van Halen Tribute
MSA is a Pen Clicker
Belly Flop!
Pillsbury
Fat Diner
We don't walk in Michigan. Get in your car!
New house?
Tasty treats
Sports
Haircuts
Fat as can be
Camping kid
How to please this woman.
Country Mouse
Episode 26 of 2023 is Country Mouse
Show Notes:
Bud Zero Wild Night
Turkey
Wild Woods
Rogering Rich
Barbie review
Hooters
Air review
Silver Spoons
The Great Wall
Joan Jett is not Pat Benatar
MacGyver Tuesday?
Shit in the hallway
Boat. Camper. Clear. Out.
Sentimental webinar
MSA appreciates LSF. Every. Day.
Turkey on the menu!
Reading Rainbow.
Zack Attack
Episode 25 of 2023 It's not just the name of a Saved By the Bell band.
Sh'notes:
Pull my finger
Eyelashes
Green eyes
LSA listens to lots of podcasts
Cysts
Chuck and the Freak is funny
If the Shoe Fits: A modern-day Cinderella
Shattered
Sparks Fly
Sbarro!
Lita Ford rocked
Dokken not so much
Boating playlist was bad ass ...
Fish name for Zack?
Pork Stew
Making fun of milk and peanut butter. Not fair. Lemonade is a baby drink
Meat sauce
WOW: Footy socks. Blisters. Ankle probs. How to choose?
Does no judgment (without an e) mean no leering?
Beans
E 24 of '23 is Beans
Recorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans.
Show Notes:
Flowers on my cucumbers
Boaters v. Boaters
Ground beef threats
The salmon pan
Baked beans
Cutting Edge
Barbie for the clicks
The fan
Laurel and Hardy update
Talkin' in my sleep
Season 3 of AHS and Stevie Nicks
George Michael documentary (ies?)
38 Special (Don Barnes and Donnie Van Zant, damnit)
Neighborhood cat
Words of Wisdom (LSF reading too many of MSA's notes).
Honk Honk
E of 23 is Honk Honk as you'll see
Show notes:
Honk honk
She does like The Carrot
Be more upbeat
Senior pics
Cookies in the tin
Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now)
New bathrooms
Watchin' The View with LSF
Standing Desk advice
He he he
Awesome parents
MSA The Morning Person
Dinner bell
And just like that ...
The Bear
Streaming cliffhangers
Boomer rant
Words of Wisdom
LSF advice to MSA
After-show banter bonus.
Thanks for listening ...
Dirty and Violent
Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023 Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day -
Show notes:
Rained, forgot the Cat Box
MSA not a fan of little dogs. Nope
Boater's Beach and the ladder
Old not mold
Water shoes, baby
LSF bummed out
Ol' Bruisy
Silly Putty
Teeth
Hockey dentist
Ever look at someone else's teeth or hands? Hmm
Smut!
I Love Rock 'n' Roll
Lita Ford
Wednesdays in the Park
Saladz
Burp
Secret Soup Recipe. With ketchup. White ghetto.
Biden is as sharp as a crayon
Political tangent
Obsessing over the weather
World Wide Live
Something special bonus double War Stories
Words of Wisdom (twice).
The Gooch
Epi 21 of 2023
***
Show notes:
Lady Starfish breaks the rules
Amazon Christmas
Netflix frustrations
How long before we're too old for tech?
We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet
Hairball John shoutout
Rock concert report
Gen X Afternoon Activities
Movie prediction comes true
Hurricane Guppy No. 1
MSA wakes up late for the first time ever
More finger waggin'
MSA is so imperfect - but please rinse out that bowl
Camel Cash and Marlboro buck memories
Les is More
The perenium
Nose hair trimmer
Eyelash grower
Yellow buoy
Words of Wisdom for summer cocktails. Cock. Tails
***
How to F*ck a Fat Guy
in a good way.
Show notes:
Size 24
Collin the pool kid
10 beers ain't enough
Black Mirror Episode 6 not so good
Girls and Corpses Magazine (it's tasteful tho)
Rundown teasin ...
Strap on
Sit down
How to ... make love ... to a larger man
Fupas and Doritos
New JLaw movie is fully, um, nude
Merkin
Useless facts (from Your Mom's House)
AI musings - we're safe
Sex and the City munchy munch
War Stories - Fires II
To Go
Words of Wisdom on Restaurants. ?
Sorry to wimp out on the fuck in the title. fuck. fuck fuck.
Fungus Toe
Episode 19 of 2023 is Fungus Toe. Recorded live at the golf course (er, overlooking the golf course).
Harkening back to one of our most popular episodes, hoping for extra clicks.
Show notes:
We're on the road
Canada geese sighting
Tissues
Toenail trimmin'
Ladies are listenin'
70% of a man?
Dogma
Ladies at the pool
It's good to be on vacation, damnit
Locked out of our VRBO!
Dinner with the brother
Ghost mead
More from the pool
No food
That was a dry, hot one
Couples in the water!
Fresh prince
In the winter
War Stories: Fire (one of many)
Word of Wisdom.
Finger Waggin'
This year's podcast is old enough to go to the strip club. Hooray.
Show notes:
Reporting on the going ons in the basement
The Camping Progression
Soup Cookoff!
Lick it up
Deal with the Devil?
Summer reading list (The author is Jack Quaid and the other book is Maniac Menagerie)
Kid-free beach vacay
Peacock: Based on a True Story
Listener comments! From our one listener (C'mon people)
Finger Waggin'
Toilet stories
Related boat stories
Lawnmower Man
Self Diagnosis
War Stories
Quick Words of Wisdom.
Camping Quickie
Back at the campground and we did a little number waiting for LSF's sister to arrive. A short podcast, weirdos.
Notes:
Innovative and Unprepared
Wagon Wheel is horrible -
Natural sound and stuff
Recorded on a metal table
Zack Attack
Monopoly ain't true
10 years of seasoning
Fuckin' Jimmy
The Fridge(s)
No problem!
Twice in one day (bows)
Christmas at Graceland (?!)
Hip News
Damn kids
Chiropractor memories (back not butt)
Extreme fire danger! (fire crackles in background)
Sister arrives.
-end-
Sweet Sixteen
Celebrating a special milestone. Party in the backyard/frontyard.
Show notes:
LSF leaves early (but stays on the podcast)
MSA walks like a dinosaur
See you next Tuesday
Two broad topics (like chicks do) -
* Health notes
* The Sugar
Chiro coverage!
Wipe report
Togetherness
Do you still miss it?
River meatloaf (War Stories preview?)
... spam caller ...
Old media/new media
Doppelgangers
Corporate speak sucks
The Devil's Advocate / full frontal
War Stories official debut - same photog
Words of Wisdom
What to watch?
The Machine
Episode 15 of 2023 is The Machine -
Well all right! * See if you can pinpoint when MSA goes from buzzed to ShitFaced:
Bickering
The Machine with Bert review
MSA working without notes!
Guppy No. 2 and The Stingray (not the guy on Cobra Kai)
Nervous Day
Can I help you?
Can I?
You good?
Bloody Marys, gardening ...
Butt chuggin'
The debut of War Stories
14, 15, 20 years
Lady Catfish redux
Words of Wisdom on celebrating a long weekend
And then MSA went to sleep.
Fight for the Black Shark
Episode 14 of 2023 is Fight for the Black Shark
Show Notes:
Memorial Day Weekend at home
Boat Club!!!
Capt. Shark Attack?
Mistaken for gay
Truck driving school
Two, $1 million wife accessory ideas
BC topic with five subtopics (WTF LSF?!?)
MSA re-writes the songs
Bad Luck Memories
Roll around in the dirt!
*Classic* Episode 24 from 2005: Monkey Joke
We can assure you, there is no rhyme or reason to our Classic Catalog. As in, it's out of order and scattered far and wide. So here's another one, completely at random. A random discovery. We sound even younger!
Show Notes (in old-fashioned 64kps, when gas was $2.50 a gallon):
Mr. Heart Attack
21 Flavors
Ribs, Brisket, BBQ Chicken, Cole Slaw, Beans, Corn Bread ... Sampler
Moving LSF's desk
A real monkey sighting
Listen 'til the end for one of them ol' mashups.
City Chicken
Lucky Episode 13 of 2023 is City Chicken -
Show notes:
Hearing
Wedding
We are like Canada (Switzerland)
Chopping wood
Voices in LSF's head
Boozin'
Campin' derf (is that the right word?)
MSF Nightmare
Shout out to the record guys and Hairball John
First comment from Deon!
California report
Lunch party
Spam sushi
Sea urchin sensei
LAX sighting
Mini Kiss
City Chicken (explained)
VJayJay
WOW on Family.
Beep (with special guests Guppie No. 1 and Sea Urchin)
Featuring a grown-up Guppie No. 1 and her man, Sea Urchin.
Show notes:
Haunted Balloons
Haunted House
Rabbit Pee
LSF Quote
Leinenkugel
Milli Vanilli & Motley Crue
Sea Urchin's band: Germfask < Horse Cock
Financial planning
Legend of Zelda
Sexy Mofos from the video store: Forest People
Favorite concerts
What we love about Bay City in whatever state
The Inner Sanctum
* Shittin' into a hat * (not to be missed)
Tales from Italy
Kids and their weed
LSF and her weed
Swear word of the day
WOW.
Camping 'Cast
Episode 11 of 2023 is Camping 'Cast - The campground is mostly empty - The birds are singing - We are podcasting, drinking and eating Little Debbie Mother's Day Cakes. Crackling fire.
Show notes:
Fire-making wisdom from LSF
Tractor drives by (that's called "Nat Sound")
Talking 'about State
No bourbon allowed
Makin' bacon
The Bear
College
Vaping > Coke
Sucking down suds and smokin' Virginia Slims
Knock first
Windy out here
Dog in the bed
Goin' to California (not the song).
Big in Indonesia
Episode 10 of 2023 is Big in Indonesia
That's X in Roman Numerals.
Two digits is better than one:
More on LSA Erotica and Dinosaur Erotica
It's hot!
Reptile penis?
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck
Manson, not Maron
Where. Are. MSA's. Keys?
Communal Showers
Atheist Revisited
Funeral Selfie
Gym Etiquette = Bathroom Etiquette
Movies to Binge (Tell us Yours in the Comments or on Spotify or something)
Porcupine Asshole Remedy
The Perfect Weekend
Arabic SWOTD
WOW
MSA can't think of a topic but LSF brings it on home.
Stay tuned for a special camping special.
Vince
Episode 9 of 2023 is Vince
A perfect name for a boy, or a boat.
MSA and LSF get on their Number Nine with ...
Some original and traditional gospel
Wild Ass Happy Hour report (thanks for showin' up!)
Church camp memories
Camping with the guppies
Mother's Day is a fake holiday
Career thoughts
Cluck cluck cluck click click click
Vampire Erotica
Dinosaur Erotica
Hairy pits are confusing
Lume
King Charles
Evil Dead Rise
Creepy old men v. women
AWOD
WOW
(The walnut garlic pasta was great MMM).
The Voice
Episode 8 of 2023 is The Voice
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Listen and follow along with these somewhat useful show notes:
Al G and GDS Shout Out
Happy Hour
LSF runs out of gas … again
(Dog demands belly rub)
Dick neighbors
How to tell you’re old
New lady doctor
Parenting teens
On the last episode
Podcast recommendations
About The Voice
Spotify, Beastie Boys, Boulet Bros. and Twin Temple
Pay attention to us!
Arabic Swear Word of the Day (I Dream of Genie)
Words of Wisdom (WOW)
Ladies Room extra.
Take Four
Episode 7 of 2023 is Take Four:
What happened
New goal: Have more fun
Whether weather
Office banter
Outdoor and Home Expo
MSA Movie Commentary
LSA's favorite movies (in rotation)
Cool As Ice
Holdin’ your own
Watching media separately – Pron night
Weird things that have had an impact on LSF – Goin’ platinum
The Secret
Goodreads
30-minute warning
Cuss word of the day
Words of Wisdom.
Porn Stash
Episode 6 of 2023 is a Porn Stash. As in mustache ... and bunches of photos and other "stuff."
In this one, we gab about:
- Ron Burgundy, sorta
- Panda outfit
- More squeakin'
- D.C. report
- Dope and porn
- Piggybacking
- MSA makes a friend
- Dressin' your man
- Hot boxin'
- Swifties meet the Hipsters
- LSF's youth
- Hayseed Dixie
- Toot (duck)
- Circumsize first-timer
- More stories of youth. Youth!
- 1,200 square feet
- Intentionally gray hair
- Cremation requests
- Words of wisdom: Love yourself, but not too much?
High Note
Episode 5 of 2023 is a High Note
- Bret v. Bon
- Storytime with MSA
- Sock Fetish Segue: Dreams
- Droppin’ stuff
- Were there Hot Moms back in the day?
- Red Cardinal
- Where is LSF?
- Workin’ Girls
- Cookin’
- More kitchen stories
- Guppy No. 2
- Straightening your hair … almost
- Spray beard
- Words of Wisdom.
-end-
Ring Toss
Like if the "art" in Italy was not soft.
Ring toss includes:
Fish fry report / Whispering Waitress / Celebration times c'mon / Avatar elf
More on refills
Loud old people
Old podcast memories (from this one)
Scaring mom (***Warning spoiler alert about the plot of the movie Speak No Evil, 2022)
Italian "art" / How an uncut unit works (?)
Phone call ... another phone call ...and we're back
Lasik and Progressive Lenses
Skinny arms
The day LSF found out she was old
Fundraisers in the road
The Hollywood Medium
Earth Day / RIP newspapers
Record Store Day
The return of Words of Wisdom.
*Classic* Episode 29 from 2005: Fill the Hole
Digging into the archives, which are kind of a mess. And TalkShoe lost a bunch of our old files. But they're on MSA's hard drive ... somewhere.
On this episode, we had just sold our old house. WOW. And our kids were little. And Power Rangers were a thing. Hear MSA's Rangers review and LSF's lovely voice. The baby was just starting to walk.
Mr. Shark Hug?
New Sponsor? HairyBear.com.
Magic Carrot
Episode 3 of 2023 goes Squeak squeak
College kid's medical diagnosis
Crazy Meijer lady and general bums
Hands on billboards
Acromims on Zoom
Five Stars!
Two sides (what does this mean???)
Party stores
More on The Beatles
Husk
Tooting in your sleep
- Thanks for listening!
Exciting Salad
Episode 2 of 2023 is an Exciting Salad:
Zoe joins the show
MSA makes another trip around the sun
We don’t like The Beatles
Reading Rainbow with LSF: Tom Segura’s major operation
MSA’s major operation: Terrifying your friends
Give us Five Stars (or don’t bother)
Birthday shopping: Hot dog shirt!
Conference room fun: No prostitutes, free breakfast
Weed is legal in Michigan
Wet butt
Protein biohazard: Dressing room surprise
Much more than four topics each: Old man complaints
--- Thanks for joining us
Cinderella
It's 2023. That's not a typo. Hi there, long-suffering listeners. We'll call this episode 1.
Four (or so) topics each from Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish, with promises to record every Saturday:
Jim Gaffigan
Midget junk
How Comedy shows make LSF happy
When did trimming become waxing?
Should we get a boat? (Ways of the Sea)
The band or the ballet?
Sam the Deli Man, charging your bum hole, man purses and more.
Fungus Arm
Episode 8, featuring
Toenail clipping
Slo Gravy
and more. Still here ...
On Your Roof
Episode 7, featuring:
Head update
Big money
Sniffing
Forgetting
Driving
Gorilla
Dirty movies with mom
Mall “service”
Gettin’ old
Rollin’
Lady Sunfish
Bedroom door
‘Mesters
Turntable plans (sniff)
Oprah don’t care
Vegas goodbye.
Spider Bite
Episode 6, featuring:
Four o’clock
Mr. Freedom Fish question
COVID shot
Four Roses (being consumed)
Cuomo talkin’ dirty
Tiny mouth
Kohl’s
Monkey man
Poll: LSF or MSA, who’s funnier?
Corned beef x 2
Back to work
Interrupting shark
Shave the cat?
Camping stories: Pickles
Chili comin’ up
Camping stories: Awning, Tornado, Backin’ in, Fire tips
Darts
Stats
What’s up with The Kid? Huh??
-end-
Five
Episode 5, featuring:
Sunday
Six more months!
Big Birthday
Making friends in the bathroom
Making gay friends in general
The excuse for everything
The dream
Gland update
Readers
12 beers
Dr.’s visit (repeat?)
HBD LSF!
Tiny Potatoes
(with special guest Lady Angelfish)
Tiny potatoes
Drip drop (this part is when LSF was bumping her foot on the table)
Butthole deodorant
Ed
Grocery shopping adventures
Donuts
Childhood recipes (still bumping the table, pouring drinks)
Pennsylvania high school
MSA navigation
Freedom fish and Electric eel
Siblings
Growin’ up poor (orn?).
Dirty Dozen
Windex cliffhanger
Anal gland expression
Static electricity is shocking when you’re old
Soaping tips
Haunted mall shop
Tea taker
Corn cobs
Firefly Lane
Bubly Woo!
Shoutout to GDS
Beefy fish?
Abandoned office
Flippin’ the lid
All hail the air fryer
Shoutout to Conan
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Episode 2, featuring:
The linen closet
MSA in bad shape (Dr. Crow)
Teen trout
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Renaming the show?
Why no Taco Tuesday?
Self checkout
Freedom links
Grass allergies/Snow Joe
She’s the queen
Facebook ads
Raw dog audio (that’s the furnace)
Windex (what will happen?)
Drunk plans
Impeachment Bowl 2
Two masks?
The Machine Shop.
Back for More
A pretty fantastic show if you don't count the audio quality or the sound of MSA rubbing his feet together.
Enjoy. Both of you.