Fucking Tuesdays
By Mr. Wizard
Fucking TuesdaysJul 25, 2023
Ep75: Is the Meta meta?
Did you guys see the eclipse on April 8th?
Ep59: Sometimes, You Shit Your Pants
We've all been there, right?
Ep58: Short & Sweet
Hellur! This episode is short and sweet, just like not me (Ogre)! Anyways, give it a listen. We recommend a couple bands and albums in this one. Talk about some dumb shit, an ice wall, the new earth army, and a couple other things. It's a good time. We love you! Stay safe and be nice to each other!
Ep57: Brought to You By the Sgetti Monster!
This episode started a little slap happy and then did what all our episodes do. Segway into anarchy. See if you can keep up. We talk about renaissance fairs at the end, so this episode is automatically good. Go check a ren-fair out if you have one close enough! It's a good time. We love you! Stay safe, and be nice to each other.
Ep56: Interesting to Strange
This episode Clover is under the weather. Probably caught whatever the Wizard had last week. Hopefully it doesn't cross infect to Ogres. Anyway, we go on about some new tech, Ren Fests, magic, and dreams. It gets kind of weird, but we ended with some movie recommendations to normalize it somewhat. We also added a little ASMR treat in the outro in case we normalized it too much. We love you! Stay safe and be nice to each other.
Ep55: Under the Weather
The vibe is a little different on this one folks. Join us in the Wizard's shop as we record this episode. You can hear that the Wizard is not feeling well during this recording, but the show must go on. A little touch of the flu wont keep us from trying to reach out to whomever will listen. As always, we love you. Stay safe, and be nice to each other!
Ep54: The End
Every story has an end. Who are you in the story? How do you see it ending? We talk about the end of the world a bit in this one. A little doom and gloom, if you will. It's all speculative of course, but who knows...give it a listen. Tell us your thoughts. Have anything you would be interested in hearing our take on? Let us know. We love you. Stay safe, and be nice to each other.
Ep53: So Many Things
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night! I think that covers all of them. How the hell are ya? We talk about more that I care to list here, and the subjects gets a little rapid fire in the second half. You know how we do. Seriously though, our conversations go any each way and all at once sometimes and we somehow follow each others conversations. I hope you guys keep up! Good luck. Anyways, we love you! Stay safe, and be nice to each other! Bye.
Ep52: The New 52
Howdy folks! We ramble about many things and stuff this episode. Fish, a shooting, a sick little 10 second ASMR session, a building, try to find something happy, life living, and zodiac. You know...the things and stuff. Hear us do our thing, and hopefully you come out knowing something you didn't before or just get a laugh out of some random shit we said. Hell, just tune in and tune out if you want! We love you. Stay safe and be nice to each other!
Ep51: Hello There
Hey, how you doin'? We got robots, stupid men talking about some women stuff, HARP, and movie/music/food recommendations. Tell us your favorite foods and give us the recipe! This was kind of an awkward one and I probably should have cut more than I did, but we said fuck it this time. As always, feel free to share your thoughts with us. We love you. Stay safe and be nice to each other.
Ep50: The Golden One
Hi. I miss you. My fault entirely of course. I keep letting my mental illness get in the way of the things I enjoy, but poo-poo pee-pee on all that. It's Fucking Tuesday! This episode has some good shit, and some fucked up shit! Give it a listen. Hopefully it's some of the shit you're looking for! Stay safe, and be nice to each other. We love you!
Ep49: Man Down, and Far From Home!
This episode was recorded in a super secret location, but our friend Clover couldn't make it. We talk a bit about gardening and our lack of knowledge and green thumbs, but it is about that time for growing. Spring is coming. Take a listen and give us any gardening tips you've got! We love you! Stay safe and be nice to each other!
Ep48: The First Half is for the Birds
Hello friends! Sorry for those of you who don't like birds, but we talk about a few. Naturally, talking about birds leads to evolution. After evolution comes...well come listen and see where it goes from there. This episode ends with a song, Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus. We love you! Stay safe, and be nice to each other.
Ep47: Aliens, Apple, and Herpes Oh My!
Ep46: Why Not?
Another episode released in a timely manner?! What sorcery is this? Fucking Tuesday is what sorcery. Tune in folks, and give us a listen. We want to be in your ears whispering sweet nothings in the form of our random ranting and off the cuff topics. We cover the state of the near future through the Ogre's eyes, the sad and devastating earthquake in Turkey, and some typical random shit! We hope you like it, and as always, stay safe and be nice! We love you.
Ep45: This Episode Is Like Our Attention Spans...Short.
Ep34: Dreams, Magic, and Dragons Oh My!
Well hello there. We're down a man on this one! Clover is working, and it's been a long week for everyone leading to this one! She's short, but she's...sweet? Fuck, I don't know. Give us a listen, and let us know how we did or what you want us to talk about next! We love you. Stay safe, and be nice to each other.
Ep33: Getting Spoopy
Guys, were a little late, but we want to start getting spoopy. We dipped our toes in this one, but maybe we will talk about more scary subjects in the future. We talk about death, a maze dungeon, and how we think we will die. Take a load of and give us a listen. Hopefully we can amuse you a little. We love you! Stay safe and be nice!
Ep32: Attempted Happy Episode
Well, it's 2022 and it seems like it is becoming harder and harder to talk about happy things in the world. From the pandemic, the war, food shortages, to the never ending list of things the world keeps in our faces with happiness hidden in the background. Luckily it typically isn't too hard to make our own happiness in our own lives. I like to think this podcast makes some people happy, even if it's just a few. I hope you are all staying safe, and being nice to each other. We fucking love you guys.
Ep31: Riddle Me This
Hey everybody! Fall is here, and so is another episode! Get a nice big mug with your favorite hot beverage, sit out on the porch, and enjoy an episode of Fucking Tuesdays. As always we talk about this, that, and the other. We be all over the place sometimes. You know we love you! Stay safe, and be nice!
Ep30: Dirty Thirty and Feeling Outdoorsy
This episode is a little different. We recorded outside, so you're going to hear the pups, cats, and a few crickets. If you are in the car, I recommend you listen with the windows down. If you are somewhere else, maybe open any windows if you can and listen in the dark, or just close your eyes and pretend it's night time. Either way, I hope you enjoy. We love you! Stay safe, and be nice.
Ep29: Chaotic & Short
It has been a long week and it was only fucking Tuesday! This is a short one folks, but it's also a prime example on how difficult it can be to find good in the world these days. Don't stop looking for the things that bring you joy. Grab smiles when you can, and spread them around. Love you all! Stay safe, and be nice!
Ep28: Dave's Not Here
Oh man...we talk about some random things this time. Hypnosis, Hamilton the musical, and some creepy spider necrobotics shit! This was a fun one, so relax and give us a listen and see what you think. We love you! Stay safe and be nice!
Ep27: Floods and Stuff
Editor is finally getting his shit together. My bad for not staying on top of this. Feel like I'm letting people down, but I'm trying to do better. Give us a listen, let us know what you think on Facebook. We're a small podcast, so we have a somewhat unique opportunity to interact with the crazy people that listen to us. Questions? Just let us know. Requests for topics? Reach out. We love you! Stay safe and be nice! Above all else, stay fucking weird.
Ep26: The Rebooter
It's been a while. There have been technical issues, sick editor, sick editor's kid, and a bunch of bullshit all at once. That's not going to keep us away though. Here's a healthy dose of our this, here, that, there all over the place casting. There may even be a "vicious" puppy attack caught on the recording! Sit back and relax, and hopefully get distracted from all the bullshit for a little bit. I'm going to be playing catch-up, so look forward to more that one episode to drop in the next week. We fucking love you! Stay safe and be nice!
Ep25: Try Two
Yo! What's up people? Hope everyone is surviving and thriving, but if it's just surviving...well me too. Give us a listen as a little distraction from life for a bit. We love you guys! Stay safe, and be nice!
Ep24: Cradle
Hey friends. The editor, aside from being an idiot, has been experiencing technical issues (It's me...I'm the idiot). We've lost next weeks episode, and it took forever to get this one done to a point that I was willing to release it. I'm learning as I go, but hopefully the sound will get better as we continue. Be kind, I am but a humble ogre. Now then, read a book series called Cradle by Will Wight. It comes highly recommended by the Wizard. He talks about it briefly in the cast, but the actual title of the series was cut due to background noise. Shit happens. Anyways, please forgive me. We love you. Stay healthy and be good.
Ep23: It's too hot to come up with a title.
Fuck this heat and humidity, know what I mean? Nice to see you guys. I hope you're staying cool, or enjoy the summer heat. How about you lay in front of a fan and relax for little bit? You can listen to this podcast while you rest, if you want to. I would also like to inform you that I am funny. Sorry about the jump scare somewhere in the episode. Love you. Stay cool, be nice, and open your mind.
Ep22: #22 (And Maybe a Kaiju!)
Welcome back! It's episode 22 in 2022! Is that significant? I don't know, probably not. But! You should give us a listen and decide for yourself. We talk about a nuclear incident that occurred on American soil, space, and there's even a music recommendation from the Wizard! So relax, hit play, close your eyes and pretend we're there with you hanging out and talking about a bunch of bullshit. You love it, and we love you!
Ep21: Our Least Longest Episode Yet!
I swear! Half this episode was us giggling at dad jokes, and out of context strangeness. Half of the recording got cut, but we still talked about some good stuff like sheep cyclones. What's that? Give us a listen and we'll tell you a little bit about it. Hop on and take a ride, it's a shorty but a goody. Stay safe, and be nice! We love you!
Ep20: Yo, there's twenty of these now...
20th Episode! You know what that means. Yep! You have to listen twenty times! Not really, but if you want to go for it. For those who keep listening, we truly appreciate you. Stay safe, and be nice. We love you!
Ep19: A Little On The Dark Side.
Yo! I see you looking at me. Come here. Listen to this. You might like it. We can spoon afterwards, hell, during even. I mean, not really. This is a podcast. How would you spoon with a podcast...spoon with the device you listen with maybe? I don't know. It's up to you to figure out the logistics. We love you long time. Open your mind. Question everything. Educate yourselves. We love you. Be safe, and be nice.
Ep18: What's Worse Than a Nuke?
What's up folks? This fucking Tuesday we ponder things like how the country is a business instead of a democracy, man eating tigers, Greek technology, and some other things. Join us and lend us your ears! Give us a listen, tell us what you think, and maybe learn something new. We love you! Stay safe, and be nice!
Ep16: Artists, Space Trash, and Population Control
Hey good lookin'! Nice to see you here again. Join us and listen to our new and improved, somewhat structured episode! Don't worry, we still ramble off subject occasionally. A couple of subjects even end up relating to each other...kind of. Sort of? You tell me. We love you! Stay safe, and be nice!
Ep15: Suicide.
If you are struggling with difficult, or suicidal thoughts, please reach out to anyone. If you don't feel like you have anyone to call or want to remain anonymous call 1-800-273-8255. There are people that want to help, I'm begging you, please, just ask for help.
This is not an easy subject, but a serious one none the less. It's pretty obvious that we had a difficult time talking about it, but it's important to do so. I think that the harder the subject, the more important it is to talk about. Just more information to educate yourself with. Level up. Use it to help others. We love you. Stay safe, and be nice.
Ep 14: End of the World
Yo guys! Happy fucking Tuesday! You're looking good! This episode is a little different than usual due to my edit getting messed up and removing all the breaks, so you still get the whole episode but it's all in one go. Enjoy an uninterrupted episode! Let me know if you miss the record scratches and I'll add a few extra in next weeks episode. Hope you are all well. Stay safe, and be nice. We love you!
Ep13: Ouroboros
Yo! How you doin'? We talk about everything and nothing all at once and not at all. Because that's how we roll, and is also what happens when you put 5 guys (not the burger joint) around a mic. Give us a listen and see if you can keep up. Good luck. Dude...we totally love you. Have fun, be safe, and be nice.
Ep12: Bulges
We have another special guest with us this episode, The Man on the Couch! We talk about bulges so much this episode, guess what? I named it Bulges. Tell us about your favorite bulge! Also, we experimented with what a dryer would sound like in the background...sorry. Anyway, stay safe and healthy, be nice, and bulge on! We love you!
Ep11: Lets Talk About Them/They, Illusions, Fortune Telling and Divination, Pop Music, Ouija, and Some Random Stuff.
This was almost a week late?! That's the sound guys fault (me, the Ogre). Family vacation, Tornado, and mama Ogre's cancer surgery...real life got in the way. I wont apologize because priorities. I do feel bad though. I've missed you all. Take a listen, soak it in, and maybe learn something new or educate us (please!). As always be well, be happy, and be nice. We love you!
Ep10: All Organic, Non GMO Episode
Happy fucking Tuesday! We have a special guest today and we talk about some spooky shit, holistic health, GMOs, and other stuff. Come give us a listen! Let us know what you think, and as always we love you! Stay safe and be nice! Life's too short, and none of us make it out alive anyway.
Ep9: I Lost the Game...
Sup fuckers?! It's spring break! As such you will hear some kids in the background doing what they do during spring break. Mainly making a hell of a ruckus. Fucking Tuesdays, am I right? Listen as we talk about this, that, and some magic while we're at it! Anyway, lay back, relax and give us a listen. Open your mind and feel the vibe. Be safe, be happy, and be nice. We love you!
Ep8: How many things are we going to talk about in one podcast?!
That was a long ass title! Anyways, how are you folks? Looking for a little distraction and random banter in this shit world we all coexist in? We got you! Relax and have a listen. Disagree? Hate us in general? Let us know! We love it all, and we love you. Stay safe, be nice, and open your mind.
Ep7: We're Back!
We've missed you! Just a heads up, we have been experiencing some mic issues. One is crapping out on us, and the other up and ran off on us. New mics are on the way! Give us a listen, but know the transitions may be a little loud. We go into some random stuff as always, so relax and let us in your ears. Leave us a comment if you want to hear us ramble about something specific, or just want to tell us how shit we are. We love you! Be safe, be nice, and open your mind!
Ep6: More of the Same Random and Some Exorcism Talk
We talk about this and that, and talk a little more about exorcisms in this episode. First, let me, the Ogre, apologize for all the mouth breathing. It's cold season. Also, this will probably be our last episode. At least for a while, who knows. We love you all, and are so very grateful for those of you who have come back to listen to our little corner of crazy. We will miss you dearly, but please remember to open your minds, educate yourselves, and don't take things at face value. Be safe, be nice, and if you can, help your fellow human. We all struggle, we all suffer, but we can at least do these things together to help keep our heads above the ever rushing tide.
Love,
Mr. Wizard & Ogre
Ep5: Tarot and Science in the Same Podcast?!
That's right friends. We talk about the typical random shit, plus some general knowledge about Tarot and some interesting science info we came across about something called a the Alcubierre Warp Drive. Hopefully Mr. Wizard's new white board kept us a little more focused this episode. Check it out, and as always relax and open your minds. We love you all, stay safe, and happy holidays!
Ep4: The Paranormal and such...
Hey guys! We're going to talk about a bunch of paranormal stuff with the occasional random subject that pops up along the way. Relax, unwind, and open your mind. We love you! Stay safe and be nice!
Ep3: Here we go again. Spread your mind wide and let us in.
Hello listeners, we've missed you. This episode goes back to some of the randomness you heard on the first episode. Don't be surprised if you hear some purring, or a little bell going in the background. Lucky has made herself at home and has started to make her presence known on the podcast. Enjoy! We love you all! Stay safe and be nice!
Ep2: Welcome back. Let's talk about drugs...
Fixed a few things we got feedback on, and unfortunately you can hear my (the Ogre) voice better. Seriously though, we talk about drugs on this episode. If that's not for you, we wont be hurt if you skip this one. Please, don't do drugs. However, in all your decisions, be smart and be responsible. We love you all. Be safe, be well, and open your mind.
Ep1: Dive neck deep into Mr. Wizard & the Ogre...no lifeguards on duty.
Here is our very first attempt at a podcast! Please keep that in mind, and remember we will improve as we continue. This is the Ogre by the way. I'm the voice you can barely hear...episode 2 will have addressed that hopefully. Enjoy, comment, complain, challenge us, correct us, whatever! Interact with us, we're here for it. We love you all, but still dislike a couple of you. Be safe, be well, and open your mind.