Neoborn And Andia Human Show

Neoborn and Andia and the unveiled history. * What the heck is a "library"? * Yes, no talks about politicians, since the two purple rabbits know in comedy there is aiming down... * Environment is out of its natural state just as whales out of waters due to human noise pollution. * What about Alaska? Shall it be given back? To whom exactly? * Of course: what about this so-called music armageddoning everything, everyone with no stop or real quality?

And in the live-review segment 

• Evin Gibson: Come Back Around 

is presented.

Hint: if you are an avid fan of bad dad jokes or just want to smile with unclouded eyes, stay tuned 'till the very end (or fast forward there)

Chaos prevails in this brand new Neoborn and Andia episode in which comedy meets social commentary and intriguing artistic questions with their never-given answers.

Rainbow? What's wrong with those prism coloured light-waves? It's an actual 21st century question when kindergartens and shops are vandalized because of this Irish green-man slide - and astoundingly, not because of the hidden gold or treasure just because of the littleness of immature minds from where even empathy escaped. Odd they spend so much time and effort on unicorn farts...

The little mustard coloured, pants-free, obese and slightly even more obnoxious talking toy-bear (we can't say or write his name down because in China Winnie-the-pooh is blacklisted and we want to think of our Chinese listeners, who can not read, talk or write about Winnie-the-pooh since their supreme leader feels a visual similarity would bring dark lights...) has an issue in this world...

And the schools, the whole deducation system which prevents success from people unless they leave it as fast as possible, way earlier than majority.

Dads are also important! There are children who acknowledge them - despite the heavy neglect by the mainstream media and the fashion the naysay them.

An actual story with Freddie Mercury and David Bowie (no sex involved in this one, since our show is not R rated...) with a very important lesson for all the artists and wannabes these days (yes, there is a significant difference between them).

Speaking of music: Lemon Pets is a new band! Know more!

Neoborn and Andia announces the "specials" are coming this summer. They have a lot of guts and balls to talk about abortion. In the "specials". By the way, can you dry hump with green tea?

Plus, the giraffes! Yes, all the four species of them. What? It's not how the deducators made you believe with their outdated but forced knowledge? Wait no more: the latest scientifical researches are here!

The "Tik-tok Tapes" are out - and still not an R-rated show! All the big surveillance machines you never wanted to accept the truth about.

And finally, the Vogon-stopper "Contemporary British Poetry" is back with a live performance! Will it be painful? Oh yeah!

From now on: reviews and live-reactions only the bands and artists who leave a few good thoughts with their stars on the platforms!

"In a proper free society, you should be allowed to make jokes about absolutely anything" says Rowan Atkinson and Neoborn. However, is it possible to get a joke right and take it well? Whilst Andia is in the woods with the family they are trying to untangle the meaning of smile, laughter and basically the freedom of thoughts. Whether we need that or can use it for something good and beneficial is another question...

Just right after, Andia explains what type of civilization we are living in and it is different from what we think or being taught. 

Later Neoborn and Andia find themselves in the environment protection part with their iron will to make a more sustainable and cleaner future. Will the iron cut the job to iron the carbon out of the air?

Then the positive fun and jokes are back. Neoborn and Andia explain why we all need is laugh.

And almost alive jamming by the two Purple Rabbits! Beware Vogon space-way builders!

Bands and their songs in the music introduction and live-review segment:

• XS: Summer Love (starts at: 1:05:59)
• HC Nitter Band: Æ ska pule dæ no (starts at: 1:09:10)
• Bonnie and the Jets: Far Away (starts at: 1:15:50)
• The Word66: Tonight Is The Night (starts at: 1:20:00)

including

When We Two Parted by George Gordon Byron (starts at: 1:24:00)

Ever wondered what happens in the studio in between takes? 

Well, we all do, don't we?

Neoborn and Andia and their bloopers are here just as some good fun!

At least they enjoyed themselves!

Will you?

Neoborn and Andia and their unforgotten jubilee episode.

Bands and their song in the live-review segment:

• The Lethargics: Uncertain Times starts: (1:11:18)
• Richard Evans: Brave New World (starts: 1:18:17)
• Revolution Above Disorder: Illuminate (starts: 1:25:24)
• The Caughtery: Fragile (starts: 1:30:24)
• Aerosmith: I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing (starts: 1:39:07)

What the heck are gravity batteries? How do they work and yes, can they save the future on planet Earth? - Andia explains!

How come in Switzerland there are no gun violences and school shootings like in Uvelde although there are lots of weapon at the citizens? Is there anything to learn from them how they can mutually work together with their government? Can worldly examples save the USA from its doom? It might only be upon the very own decisions...

Being woke - what is that, why is that and why is still that? Speaking of, Neoborn and Andia dissect Ricky Gervais. Well, at least his style, performances and latest comedy special. Which was quite good by the way says Neoborn who is not even a fan.

Can we distinguish artists and their arts, somebody's private life from his/her/(replace with any pronouns of your choice here) creation or do we live in a hypocritical world? So long lists of examples...

Plus some additional thoughts to artists...

There is no episodes without silly bonkers looney times - and that's for sure Neoborn and Andia bring their irony and sarcasm game on (hint: this is the only way how Earthly existence bearable in present days...)

Artists and their songs in the live-review segment:

• Kelsie Kimberlin: What We Had (starts: 59:40)
• pMad: Horror (starts: 1:08:15)
• Luis F Silva: Unfading (starts: 1:11:42)
• Julia Gaeta: Weight of You (starts: 1:16:54)

And by the way, who is Eric?

News, thoughts and reactions, ideas for all of Earthlings to think for themselves! Meanwhile Andia takes back London and her roots on a holiday, Neoborn beams down to different places and walks of lives: should little children be more self-sustaining? Aren't they already? There are lots of examples... And: clothes made of nettles is a real thing. So, why don't we do it? Then: acting for a better change now is quite important, since just another volcano eruption can easily put an end of almost everything... Plus: gene drives are GM on steroids. Why do we let those few folks to play God and -as usual- risk our lives? In addition: live-reaction reviews! Of course, Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits from a secret location on a hidden moon next to the Jupiter are still standing up for the Nature!

Artists and songs in the live review segment:

• song title: Everyday
• artist's name: The Subtheory
• starts: 10:35

• song title: Come Out Of The Dark
• artist's name: London Plane
• starts: 19:14

• song title: Far Away (Acustic Version)
• artist's name: Bonnie And The Jets
• starts: 31:24

• song title: M.I.A.
• artist's name: Malxolm Brixkhouse
• starts: 35:20

• song title: No Ends
• artist's name: Nice Vice
• starts: 47:47

• song title: My Heroes (feat. Niilo)
• artist's name: Cody Brande
• starts: 55:57

• song title: Too Young To Die
• artist's name: Voices of Memory
• starts: 1:07:01

Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits from a secret location on a hidden moon next to the Jupiter go separate ways: on the one hand Andia beams down to London and shares her story of life behind stages, on the other hand they together with a significant amount of righteous and good-hearted people still stand for this planet and try to save it from humans' doom. Can they? No more time left, innit? Plus: why aren't there leaders just politicians? And when did you show up with your pie at your neighbour's door? When was the last time when you really did something else than your everyday treadmill - for your community? In addition: can transparent, decentralized governance can work if ever established? How to skip the trap of servitorship? On the top: how come Brits are scared of topless? Do we need to hide our body at all, shouldn't being normal should be normal? In addition: Neoborn and Andia open up and share what's been in their chests - to help artists to grow; hence no live-reviews today. Worthy to listen. And of course some jokes, humour and lots of smiles!

Artists mentioned and reacted to in this episode:

• Frau Fleischer
• Stonebourne
• Inoxidables
• Liam White
• The Word66
• Saxon Jenkins
• House of Seb
• Phi Of Khem
• Kaysien
• Weimar
• Sweet Baby Raye
• The Fairgreen Band
• Danny End The Dictators

Episode's soundtrack is by Neoborn Caveman.

Neoborn and Andia feel almost alive now on-air via traditional radio waves as well; and these two Purple Rabbits do help with your grocery shopping! They are also still trying to protect Planet Earth and they do have some things to say to the over-consumers and hoarders just as well the self-entitled overlord with their careless misogyny. Is humanity doomed? Most of the soil has already lost its organic matter! Shall we move into the Hollow Moon? Shan't we stop mining on Earth immediately? And what happens to Julian Assange? How could the UK become the new "Mini-Me" of the USA? Isn't truth set all of us free and make equal? Plus, where and how Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant play The Doctor (for the listeners in the USA: Doctor Who series)? Send your ideas! In addition: how to be nice and decent with actual artists and each other? Later: what has Andia been carpentering? Then: live-reaction review.

The artist in the live-reaction review:

• Ismaila Mbaye (with La Scelta): Every Human Needs a Human

And if you type "Neoborn And Andia Human Show" in any of Tom Hanks' vintage typewriters, we'll pop up on the paper immediately!

Life is a super size sludge slide, isn't it? Neoborn and Andia talks about the aspects of landscape ownership or lack thereof for everyday human beings and how all the knowledge of living with and in the Nature fades away in the extremely excreted world as we mismanage even the fertilizing things to ruin the soil. The shenanigans of Boris Becker have created a big shite for him and the two purple rabbits beaming down from a secret location on a hidden moon next to the Jupiter try to wrap their minds around how actual importances have shifted into lesser ones and what is ruling this world right now (yes, money, you've figured it out). On the sunny side up there are good news to be shared. Hear us, Boston? And of course unnecessary jokes and puns after the live-reaction reviews.

Artists and their songs in the live-review segment:

• Ali Murray: Wasted Eden, Never Get Old
• Cromwell: Opus Three
• Good Time T: Good Time
• Cristovam: Golden Days
• Johnny Hachem: The Bridge of Teteriv

The fourth season has begun and Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits from a secret base on a hidden moon next to the Jupiter beam down and talk about the vanity of universities and the life in that age; long debate whether to make money or have an extended growing up and partying. Then, they disect the Star Trek series, just once again and after a fierce battle of emotions and smarts they conclude better than the scripts; why these episodes matter at all, shouldn't we all have a life instead? Later, they talk about food poverty and actual, practical, ready-to-use solutions in the UK and all around. Listen and share it with the ones in need! And of course, Andia's all time favourite, the live reaction reviews.

Bands and songs in the live review segment:

• Melissa Quinn Fox: Back There
• Daze: Misunderstanding You
• The Sexy Wild East: Space Dicks
• Stonebourne: Swimming Through The Waves
• Mardi Gras: From Zero to One
• Ayfel: Blu

additional music: Bird of Love by Neoborn Caveman

A high on green tea and knowledge, extended show with great music and some good crazy. The world, the words, the heart, the health, the environment, the freedom and the future. Neoborn And Andia, the two purple rabbits from a hidden location from a hidden moon next to the Jupiter beam down to planet Earth.

Bands and songs in the live-review session:

• Golden Harmonium: Skywriting
• Inoxidables: Como Hacen Las Hojas
• Saxon Jenkins: Heart Attack
• Sick Robot: Magnesium
• The Word66: Just to show my love

The Neoborn And Andia Human Show will return soon.

Isn't it ironic when comedians and artists are more serious and real than the so-called leaders with the self-entitled self-absorbed vanity puppetry? Neoborn and Andia talk real on how the youth should take over since the geriatric leadership has only but fully ruined this earthly existence - at least for the majority. Of course, not only nuts are cracked but some jokes, too plus there are live-reviews with great music. We do like Jim Carrey, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - they all use their wisdom and light to give back to the society for the better. Ukraine is still in the topics - from a different angle, truth shot straight to the hearts and minds to the still undead. Plus: how oddly English is used in the world? And: over-consumption is the fuel for the big bad corporations. More: we are born equals but for many the arses are so great by now and replaced to their face that it's hard to reason with their thirst of power and warmongering. Well, internally little people they are...

Songs and bands in the live reaction review segment:

• Sami Chohfi: Little One
• The Naives: Pandora's Box
• House of Seb: Found Love
• Julience: Love Lies Cold, The Flood
• Phi of Khem: The Unknown, 8 Fold

Neoborn and Andia gets into gospel music and Andia says noone can say "gospel chop" so Neoborn tries to make sure not to say "gospel chop". Then the purple rabbits from the secret location on a hidden moon next to the Jupiter talks about the ridiculousness of copyrights in music and life. And: do we really all live in a big bubble in our solar system? Neoborn and Andia go farther than any armchair expert ever before. Next: Can parents still teach their children to anything relevant? Or it's only on companies by now? What is the real purpose of this life and hussle if you can't enjoy it? After: Transhumanism is good, right? Or not? Do humans still need rulers over them? Plus: Tom Hanks is not Tom Cruise and one of them is an actual superhero! Later: our brain always wants to go back to its normal, balanced state - but what is that exactly? The live reaction reviews are always great and here they come again! Then: arming people will only create more wars and Neoborn says there might be a way to stop escalations - in ourselves. Does Andia believe this? And: what makes a man a man and a woman a woman? Do we still need these labels? Plus: we stand with Bruce Willis because we aren't naysayers and we do have a life. Finally: Neoborn and Andia stand also with the Planet Earth and have more than words to the indoctrinators.

Bands and their songs in the live-review segment:

• Test Patterns: Don't Ask Me
• Dark Side Bright Side: The Painter of Ghosts
• Frau Fleischer: Holy Crown, Baby I'm Free, Bad Girl

soundtrack is by Neoborn Caveman.

What is behind the everyday news? How can we care more to do the right thing? And what about the indoctrinators, actually, who are they? Farms in Maine sludged by big corporations and now in the brink and the land is polluted - Kids are getting older while younger or still the other way around? - The untold story of our past: the Caribbean's real first nation - Millions of exoplanets, can we send the fat cats there? - Neoborn and Andia give answers and raise even more questions. Then live reaction reviews with some great and new music. And good jokes at the end. Or it's good that jokes are in the end. Hear for yourself!

Songs in the live review segment:

• Kaysien: Bcrow
• pMad: Broken
• Andy Green: The Memories of an Antique Clock, Rebel for Life
• Lia Rye: Habits
• Weimar: Girls from LA

Are Finnish really that happy or they just have frozen faces? And what are those unpronounciable food? Are there any famous Finnish band? Neoborn learns a lot from Andia now! Plus, how to cope if you're being bullied and the ways for bullies to change. Obviously, Ukraine is in the conversations and the two purple rabbits once again have an insight behind the smokescreen. Then Andia shares how she overcame her insecurities back then and the story behind "What About". And of course, Neoborn let loose again.

Artists and songs in the live review segments:

• Raye Robinson: Prince Charming
• Sea Glass: Elevator Chat
• Nice Vice: No Ends
• Cashma: Purple Apartment

(music during the conversations: Bird of Love - piano version)

Neoborn and Andia open a subspace communication channel while she is traveling back to their secret location on the hidden moon next to the Jupiter and discover actual understanding and connections are scarce on planet Earth, so, they completely dissect a few Star Trek series, the untrue deducation system, history and of course the decline of the West, not just culture-wise. As social issues, they talk about the burdens of positivity when shite is in the fan and trauma is still there. Of course, Ukraine is still in their news - and it seems Neoborn has finally found the solution to end the war right next day without more weapons. And Andia gets her pleasue again with the live-reviews. Plus, just before she lands home, they live-jam a Lord Byron poem!

Bands and songs in this episode:

• Love and the Guitars: Better Days
• Tikaros - Crown Head - CleverJoe: Life Journey Redux
• The Fairgreen Band: Don't Give a Damn
• Lorne: Bow Out
• Hook: Caroline

Note: the only comedy show seriously offering a solution to Mr. Vladimir Putin that would actually benefit him and the world. Well, Neoborn offers and Andia supports and understands. Since good hearts work that way, subspace or otherwise.

High octane show with good music and live-reviews; plus Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits talk how to read the room in the streets aka how to behave respectfully and what signs there are to read and interpret if there is a connection. Yes, it's about love and affection. It's a social enlightenment. Because the word darkenment does not exist. Well, hasn't existed until now...

Artist and their songs in this episode:

• Mark Murdoch: When the Morning Comes
• The Fairgreen Band: Depth of Hollow
• The Attire: Songs About Girls Like You
• These Southern Lands: Fun in Pink
• Harry and The Chicks: Snakes in The Streets

Say hello and some nice words - that's all just human!

Chillout talk on anxiety and how to cope in the everydays in this laid back episode. Also, Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits from the secret base on the hidden moon next to the Jupiter, have a good look around the life on Planet Earth and how to feel good in your own skin, furry or less furry, and how to actually help others. Plus great words to avoid explicit! And Neoborn's just another world record attempt to fit "you know" in smoothly the most times.

Artists and songs in the live reviews:

• Imogen Mahdavi: Late Night Calls
• Danny End The Dictators: Crawling, Recidivism
• Brooke: That's Rich
• Ava Kay: Go
• SteveXCooper: Never Silent

and special versions of Bird of Love.

Neo has become a roaring purple rabbit, it seems he can't comprehend the unceasing need of willfull human ignorance. Andia is still upbeat and she has the drums and the skills. 

And who is the most accomplished British pop star ever? Yes, Charles Dibdin. Hence the cultural session to elaborate it...

How to do the mixes and masters for the right distribution? Here comes some production help!

Are Gen Z and A really that pudding, vanilla, whining wannabe whimps? Or maybe the standards and the world have evolved? Presenting social studies on repressing and expressing!

And the reasons why these two purple rabbits feel more and more the longing to space travel back to their secret base on their hidden Moon next to the Jupiter: history today.

When words are over the world we know of starts to collapse. A look around with compassion, care, empathy and righteous outrage. Is there a way to find balance and peace inside? These are the prerequisites for a mutual co-existence with understanding and joy - to have a present and a future for our descendants.

And the live-reviews are back with the following artists:

• Kile J: Honey
• Francesca Louise: For Michael
• Jenn Vix: You Are a Star
• Negative Contrast: Outcast
• Johnny Hachem:  Prelude in C minor "The Fall Of Jericho" Piano: Anastasiya Lukyonenko.
• Kharkiv Philharmonic Hall, Ukraine December 2021

Stay tuned and stand together with people, humans, children and the innocents!

Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits recently stranded on Planet Earth meet and greet the special band: 7000 apart in today's special interview episode and have some good, better and even greater time together. Music, life, what it takes and how it can be, should be - all in with laughters and good music. 

The two stranded purple rabbits share ideas to save the planet and are astonished by humans' willful ignorance. What does the science say? Then Neoborn And Andia talk about how people can make sure they are participating in consensual sex. Also, what does it take to create actual, real music and art? The live-reviews returned with the following artists:

• Blackout Orchestra: Tongues
• Whiskey West: Never Said No To Whiskey
• VONAMOR: You The People
• Blue Mar: Euology For Rohith Vemula
• Malxolm Brixkhouse: Rapture

Plus a special smooth jazz version of "Bird of Love".

What is free speech and how can we talk about it at all? Are we free to live on this planet? The two purple rabbits, Neoborn and Andia talk about recent cultural shifts and envision together a different way of life. Loose cannon humor, live-reviews and contemporary British poetry just to make sure to have an extra protection beside the towels. And a surprise jam!

Artists and their songs in this episode:

• The People Who Run The Country: The People Who Run The Country
• Polymorth: Rainmaking
• Ryan Meeking: Better
• Flo Gallop: Sorry for you, mate
• Beth Keeping: I'm not looking for a friend

Plus the hosts own music and songs.

Are Finnish people really that happy? How can we see that when there is no recognizable emotions are on their faces? And by the way, how to survive in that cold? Andia knows it well! This special episode has a special guest, a special artist, the one and only Special Izzy (aka Izzy Versatile)! Neoborn and Special Izzy talk deeply about artistry and how to move away from hearing the naysayers and how to make it these days. What is art so important these days, why does it matter to reach out to people and find the inner balance in ourselves? Some fun and layered thoughts are in their conversation. At the end, Neoborn and Andia share some expressions on how to intelligently remind others they have missed the opportunity to act like a human being. A few humorous sayings on the state of humans in everyday situations.

(music in the show: Bird of Love - piano version)

What is true freedom? Can we ever achieve it? Plus: cat videos show the state of society. Will there be a virtual revolution? Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits from a secret moon of the Jupiter are having a blast and a special guest: Amari Mar, the emerging hip-hop artist, who's just released a brand new album. We talk about his thoughts on music, world and everydays.

Another flagship episode with important questions and conversations on whether there is life before death on Earth. Also David Icke, Meatloaf and how to get through a message through the walls of numbness these days. With their well-known music theory segments Neoborn and Andia, the two purple rabbits live-reviews ten totally different songs. And of course, the safety program is also there in the contemporary British poetry segment - just in case the Vogons are coming and the towels need some extra.

The bands in the show's live-review:

• Phillip T. Garnder: Metamphetamine
• Bonnie and the Jets: Endless Summer
• XS: It's Starting To Snow
• Raye Robinson: Star Talk
• Silver Moon: Fire For Light
• Karen Harding: Something Special
• pMad: Who Am I
• The Causeway: Ok?
• Smiling Horse: We All Are Human
• Stephen Wise featuring Crown Head: Matter Of Time

When people sit their brain slows down - according to science. What is NASA's solution? And can you drum standing?

People in their bikinis tend to help stranded whales on the beach more than fellow human beings in the cities fully dressed. Do people on Earth behave because of social expectations and trying to avoid shame? Is there any heart in it?

Neoborn and Andia engage in a stuttering competition, though involuntarily. The greatest supporters of purple rabbits having fun and review great music and invite artists, so, there is a vote. Andia has another 60 seconds with drums. Music theory, news and artist support: what's important and how to make it in the everydays. Experimental art premiere - unexpectedly. Twice.

Plus: Talking about bands and introducing songs

E The Elite: Basically

Van Hechter & Chauncey Dandridge: The Delight

Crown Head: Mama Feel The Pressure

Rayne Johnson: Somebody With a Broken Heart

Kevin Daniel: My Oh My

Neoni: Machine

Lottie: Dance With You

Critter Cabal: Someday

The Daily Spreadsheets: I Walk Alone

El Cicorito

Black Shore

Neoborn is back from the future. How come people are neglected and homeless? Where is humanity? Neoborn and Andia digs deep. Then a sudden interview down on memory lane. 60 seconds of drums. What is pop? Music history and theory. Some loose cannons in the meantime. Extended length show.

Plus: Talking about bands and introducing songs

Orange G - Echoes In The Park

Lyon Tide - Blind, Hero

Sign Of The Leo - Stranger Within, Look What You Have Done, Walking On Water

Ashly Thorn of the bands Godlust and ASHESANDGOLDUST - On A Summer Day, Make Believe 

Van Hechter - Love Elastic, I Am

Young Hawk IA - Sleep Sounds, Pop Off, 

Telamonia - Drunk, Poltergeist

Sugar Junkies - She Said, Face In The Mirror, Salvation

Winchester 7 & The Runners - When The World Stops Spinning, In The Morning Light, Seems Like Yesterday

Neoborn leaves the tea to quote lyrics from the '80s and '90s instead, Andia explains the point of having the right ones. Was the '90s really that not good in music? They walk down memory lane with Axl's Coachella shorts and vocal nodules plus Guns and Roses putting rock into the mainstream. The importance of being unique and authentic in music and art. All words are barely naked. Plus: Neoborn and Andia Dream On together.

Musicians and their songs in the live-review segment:

• Joe Manco - Sunshine Dub
• Kim Kondrashoff - One Slip & You're Gone
• Clelia Felix - Keep Watching The Stars
• Sarah Faith - Honest, Rock Bottom
• The Lyricals - Big Ride, Quarantine

Song at the end of the show: Andia (In Your Dreams): What About

Neoborn drinks a bit too much tea, Andia looses it. Cancel culture and long hair are on the table.

Plus: Talking about bands and introducing songs

Perfect Faith: Pigs in the Mud

Truman Falls: The Only One

Regi Weking: Hello My Darling

Dixie Alley: Frame on My Wall

Rainatbö: Tell My Why