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NeverMind the Shitcoins

NeverMind the Shitcoins

By Benjamin Bateman

The world’s first topical blockchain, bitcoin and altcoin panel quiz show. All opinions expressed within are intended as satire, and should not be taken as financial advice. Unless you really want to, in which case we can’t really do anything about your poor choices, can we?
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NVM Same-Sex Weddings for Russians (on Blockchain, Via Utah)

NeverMind the ShitcoinsOct 26, 2022

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NVM the scores, In JP Morgan we trust!

NVM the scores, In JP Morgan we trust!

More #cryptonews and fun than you can shake an #nft stick at! #bitcoinnews #blockchaintechnology #defi #cryptocurrency

Oct 27, 202206:15
NVM Same-Sex Weddings for Russians (on Blockchain, Via Utah)
Oct 26, 202207:54
NVM the NFT Nostalgia Hype, who is #brownbackpackguy?

NVM the NFT Nostalgia Hype, who is #brownbackpackguy?

Think you know the #cryptonews? Well step right up and take your shot at the toughest quiz in all of #bitcoin #shitcoin and maybe they might #pumpit coin history!


#pixelmon #jollycake #cryptonews #xrp #sec #terraluna #dokwon #devcon #southafrica

Oct 20, 202210:13
NVM the Sushi Swap Horse Play!

NVM the Sushi Swap Horse Play!

Welcome back to the biggest and best weekly #cryptocurrencynews game show in the world, NeverMind the #Shitcoins, Live from #Tulum Crypto Club! There were a couple of technical hiccups this week (Ben is a drunk and a liability), so apologies (from Ben) for the lack of introductions, but he promises to do better next week. We think we believe him this time? 

Which so called decentralised so called #blockchain was ‘temporarily paused’ this week and whyyyy?

Why have #Solana definitely fans been a bit ‘fruity’ again this week?

The #SEC have been monkeying around with #NFT holders hearts again. What’s good old Gary #Genslar been doing this week though?

why should the CEO of well known #DEX, #SUSHI Swap, have said neigh to his bizarre urges this week?!

Why should everyone in #Mexico support senator Indira Kempis?


Plus we've got the picture round, and more bad puns than you can throw a Crag Wright law suit at. Subscribe and like while you're here, it helps Ben get out of bed in the morning! 

Oct 14, 202208:23
NVM the Sim Swap Hacks

NVM the Sim Swap Hacks

Sim card swap hacks are an all too common and devastating social engineering attack, both inside and outside of the crypto space. But what exactly is a sim swap hack, how do they work, and what can you do to avoid falling victim to a hack? Join Ben as he finds out with Will Rose of Efani, a project actively protecting their clients from such network carrier incidents on a daily basis.  #blockchaintechnology #simswap #2fa

Oct 11, 202206:44
NVM Genslar + the SEC! Where's my BTC Big Mac!?

NVM Genslar + the SEC! Where's my BTC Big Mac!?

Live from Tulum Crypto Club, Ben's back with another quickfire round of kooky #cryptonews questions to test your #bitcoin #nft #web3 #defi knowledge! We're the best #cryptoquizshow in the world, because we're the only #crypto quiz show in the world!  How is the prime-minister of Japan trying to improv e his crypto cred?   Why are crypto fans lovin’ the small Swiss town of Lugano?  Kim Kardshian was ordered to pay $1.26m for shilling Ethereum Maxx, but what should a 'savvy' degenerate investor have done straight away?   How much did Hollywood action wanna be Steven Seagal get fined for promoting Bitcoiinn 2 Gen, earlier this year?  Gary Genslar, isn’t the only Gary making headlines this week. Who is Gary Harmon, and how did he make US intelligence agents look very dumb recently?   If you can answer all these questions without googling or watchign the show, then maybe you need to get out a little more! But you should still watch along because we've also got out extra awesome picture round to test you!    Stay up to date and have a bit of a laugh doing it! Subscribe + Like to never miss a show!

Oct 06, 202209:01
NVM the Profanity, where's the $160m!?

NVM the Profanity, where's the $160m!?

Nevermind the Shitcoins, live from Tulum Crypto club!!   How was Profanity the cause of Crypto market maker, WinterMule’s $160m hack this week?  What need result do the team behind 2019 ICO disaster #Sparkster, think burning their tokens will have for holders?  Name the rapping crypto influencer who's in trouble with the SEC over the Sparkster shenanigans!  How much do Colarado residents have to pay, to pay their taxes in crypto?  And what caused #ethereum to tank after the merge?  Plus our ever awesome picture round!!   Get all the craziest #cryptonews  you could ever need in just 9 minutes, and maybe have a giggle or two along the way. If that's your thing?

Sep 22, 202209:08
NVM Vitalik's Big D: Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

NVM Vitalik's Big D: Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

Welcome to the biggest, best, and only crypto news quiz in the worrrrrllllddd!   Have you been paying attention to the #cryptocurrency news and events this week? Test yourself and join us as we find out how many Bitcoin, Blockchain and Altcoin market news quiz questions can Ben fit into a 10 minute show, try to decipher to complex scoring system implemented, and then there's even a picture round, because pictures are fun, right?   How might the role of NPCs be cheaply filled in future #GameFi platforms?  While the price action of the crypto market might not be making many people smile this week, there has been a rather impressive #newath  achieved. What was it?   Vitalik will have to control his thoughts today as the biiiiggg moment arrives later. But what are we waiting for and when will it arrive… probably…?  D’OH Kwon and his Merry men might be seeing justice soon as South Korean officials have issued warrants for their arrest today. To the nearest billion, how much in damages are they reported responsible for?   Which big name coffee franchise plan to take their customers on a journey through the blockchain later this year?   W/ Ben Bateman, keeping scores, Maren. Our captains Eugene and Francesca and guests this week, Steph, Christian, Yogi, Aaron, Anthony, and the mysterious Ryan. And huge thanks to Vivian for filming as well! It takes a village to maker a podcast!   Subscribe and like for more weird and whacky blockchain and future tech news, quizzes and interviews, or fomo away., Your choice.

Sep 15, 202208:25
NVM the Tornado Cash/Solana GitHib Attacks

NVM the Tornado Cash/Solana GitHib Attacks

The GitHub Solana Tornado Cash Dilemma: An interview with GOSH Lead Developer Mitja Goroshevsky  

Ben sits down with Mitja and gets the complete rundown on exactly what happened at GitHub, why Solana users were so badly affected by the attacks and censorship issues as seen by Tornado Cash, and what the software supply chain is and how can it be protected frol;vm future incidents like these!  It's a lot to learn in under 20 mins!   #github #solana #tornandocash #GOSH #decentralization

Sep 13, 202217:56
NVMTS Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

NVMTS Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

The silliest cryptocurrency news quiz returns in an all new live format, with thanks to the amazing Tulum Crypto Club community!

In our first show back, we ask... 

Why did the new NFT collection from Rug Pull Finder, a non-fungible token watchdog focused on identifying Web3-based fraud, look a little threadbare after their mint last week?

A dev working on, OptiFi, a deft protocol on Solana, recently made a bit of CTRL ALT FCK UP. What did he do?

Who or what is Bella Trix, and why has she put a smile on Vitalik's face… ?

Russian Punk rock Pariahs, Pussy Riot, have teamed up with an unlikely legend this week to launch an NFT Collection. Who are they working with?

1 year ago, Nayib Bukele adopted Bitcoin as legal tender in El Salvador, but,  how does the country utilise its natural resources to mine BTC?

And who is the big name celebrity from the crypto news behind our picture round this week!? 

Hosted by the 48th best crypto podcast host in the world, Benjamin Bateman, this weeks line up includes: 

Future decentralised equity and blockchain based real estate mogul, podcaster, and all round glamorous assistant, Laura Hendic.

Founder of the @morewomenincrypto movement, host of the Tulum Crypto club, and (much much) more, Francesca Martina.

Founder of DeVote, financial analyst and decentralised solutions expert, Eugene Morozov

Stand up comedian, NFT degen, and crypto thought leader, Shiney D

Private Director for web3 projects, NFT Potato fan and awesome content creator extraordinaire, JustinWeb3.  

Curator, creator, mentor and advocate for decentralized communities, Steph Ferrera.

Creator and owner of NFT Boutique, start-up advisor, and Crypto cool cat, Sandra Ponce de Leon.

And author, world's youngest Swami, and spiritual growth expert, Vishnu Swami! 



#Bitcoin #altcoins #cryptoqui9z #cryptonews #nftnews #cryptobanter #ethereum #solana #web3 #defi #shitcoins #nvmts #memecoins #dogecoin #spartacats #shibainu 

Sep 08, 202209:54
Nevermind the Bad Crypto Podcast!

Nevermind the Bad Crypto Podcast!

The final EVER episode of Nevermind the #Shitcoins, and what a way to finish up! Ben gets blushingly bullied by his crypto podcasting heroes,  Anastasia gets to look organised and in control, and Joel Comm and Travis Wright get to awkwardly face off head to head to find out who knows the most about the wacky world of #shitcoin, #bitcoin, #NFTs and everything in between!  What is 'Duck Butter?' How much would you s*** a d*** for!? And some Defi/crypto type stuff as well!

Sep 02, 202235:50
It's #N2BN (nice to be nice!) a very adventurous pilot
Jun 17, 202219:10
the shitcoin rumour mill return to some form of normality: more do kwon, Ever lists on KuCoin + more!

the shitcoin rumour mill return to some form of normality: more do kwon, Ever lists on KuCoin + more!

Title says it all really but apparently hash tagging naturally like a vicadent popping house wife pretending to be half her age is okay and 'fun, ben, so just lighten up' how do you even spell vicadent? who cares, bet no one reads this blurb anyway. first person who isn't on the team to contact me personally and say 'wtf was that blurb all about ben!?' i dunno, i'll give you 500 Ever, just for funsies... only one, and you need to be a real person... 

Jun 01, 202209:01
The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: Terra-fying second coming of Terra!

The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: Terra-fying second coming of Terra!

Slightly delayed but still packed full of all the #bitcoin #altcoin and #crypto market news and gossip you need to hear, NOW! Before it's too late! Do it!!!

1: Terra 2.0 listing

2: JP Morgan with its private blockchain

3: China’s lottery, hotel booking for NFTs, OnlyFans NFT Platform

4: Eugene’s brilliant market analysis with the top cryptocurrencies as for the past week

5. Tether’s stablecoin, New Luna token’s airdropping and mooooooore

Jun 01, 202211:54
So BAD, it's the best EVER Shitcoin Rumour Mill! Exclusives, Gossip n much more amigos!

So BAD, it's the best EVER Shitcoin Rumour Mill! Exclusives, Gossip n much more amigos!

Hey hey #Bitcoin #Shitcoin and nifty #NFT nosey parkers! Today, has been a day, as they say! But we have more breaking rumours and gossip for you to speculate and scratch your curious chins over than ever before folks...   Terra 2.0 DATES + TIMES confirmed! BTC Decoupling Coin price analysis (not from Ben!) Crypto celebrity influencer naming ands shaming! (BIG SHAME ON A BIG NAME!) Bitcoin Jesus is back, maybe...?   + The continuing Gonzo journey of Ben's ensuing madness and mid life crisis unfolding.   If you're BAD and you know it HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!   And be a darling, be a buddy, be a free.... leave a comment telling Ben he's doing good and it'll all be alright! We're not sure he wants to here it, but he probably needs to!

May 27, 202212:44
The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: Let's all go to Lisbon! + Ever Updates, Luna Lunatics at it again, Vitalik speaks on the Soul, barking mad Dogami party, + more

The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: Let's all go to Lisbon! + Ever Updates, Luna Lunatics at it again, Vitalik speaks on the Soul, barking mad Dogami party, + more

Think we jammed it all in the title folks, but no cosplay craziness today, just Ben rambling to himself like he does best, as he brings you everything you could want to know from the day's #cryptonews and more....!

May 25, 202212:44
#CryptoRumours #CryptoGossip #CryptoNews Gamestop Web3 Everpoint Meetup! Sparkster ICO scam wallets Active!? The Shitcoin Rumour Mill!

#CryptoRumours #CryptoGossip #CryptoNews Gamestop Web3 Everpoint Meetup! Sparkster ICO scam wallets Active!? The Shitcoin Rumour Mill!

The hottest #CryptoRumours #CryptoGossip and #CryptoNews in under 5 mins you'll find today!  

Hi, I’m Ben Bob, and welcome to Fun with Crypto, with me, Ben Bob!  Now, we’re gonna have a lot of fun today, looking at some crypto headlines and gossip, and whether you’re looking for your next big shitcoin, or you’re just sitting back, all comfy in your armchair and watching along with the fun, remember, this isn’t financial advices….   

  So we’re gonna start by spreading the greens, as we look at the charts… oh, well now that can’t be right… it’s all red…   Well in more pleasant warm yellla tones… it seems our friends gamestop are getting their pretty little fingers into the web3 wallet pie… following Robinhood as well, ain;t that nice, apparently GameStop launched a self-custodial Ethereum wallet in beta mode  

Wwell, we need a little bleuy in there too now, so let’s see here, over the past weekend the Sparkster wallets from the 2018 ICO scam became active for the first time in ~3 years swapping 14,200 ETH for $22.7m USDC across 5 wallets.   

And how’;s about some purple to add some real pleasant playfulness to the picture here, as well as keeping Ben’s employers happy, the Everscale Everpoint Bali meetup was covered in the Bloomberg… they all had a good time, that’s for sure, so check the article to learn more ya’ll…   

And why not complete the pic with some dirty old muddy Do Kwon goodness to fill in the blanks here… seems that Luna jumped 40% today, but even after he gave the people lotsa reassuring words about burn addresses, they’re still launching the class action law suits. We can only hope everyone finds a way to get along now can;t we…   

And here’s a happy little bright pink smile, apparently 12% of US people, like me, used crypto to buy something last year. I know I had a good time! 

And shoot…. We got a finished show. If you prefer me to Ben or Hunter, who weirdly I happened to be very good friends with in real actual life… then leave a little like and maybe even a comment, so I know you had a good time…. Bye now…

May 23, 202205:50
Never Mind the Rumour Mill: Guest Host edition, 20th May

Never Mind the Rumour Mill: Guest Host edition, 20th May

If you thought Ben talked too fast...

Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed #BTC, #ETH and #ALT coin news, insights, and opinions podcast #EVER! Every Monday Wed and Friday! Usually, with Ben and Anastasia.... but today, umm, Hunter.... ? (are you okay Ben?)

Whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment  NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE


Sort of a script...

A - 'its Friday the 20th of May, and he won't tell me why, but Ben's told me to have the day off. I'll see you all on Monday, and I apologise for whatever comes next!"

Ben checked out

hippy loser!!!!

So you gots me instead see…

right, what is this all about… gossip… magical internet money….

Well….

HERE GOES EVERYTHING

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Business Insider and Henry Blodget Goes After @elonmusk. No ones friend, Dave Protney…. Says the article was soooo fuckign flimsy they had

NO interest in the truth!

Sexual assault charges… great start to the show…

THANKS, DAVE!

Open sea have blocked the sale of a Bored APe, suspecting it to be contaminated with Monkey Pox…

Terra Luna 2.0 - It’s happening… but

Don’t do it. End of story.

Fancy pants watchmakers Tag Huer accept shitcoin Shib.

US households

USA USA USA!!!!

Own ⅓ of all the cryptos out there, the greedy capitalist scum…

LEARN TO SHARE MURICA!

But don;t share your shjitty Miami coin, which down

90%!

No source on this made up nonsense, but nonetheless…

DO KWONNNNNNN apppparently sold most of the major Terra Labs assets 2 days before LUNA and UST imploded…

AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY THIS!?

DOGE founder,

Billy Markus….

HAs been labelled DOGE-Y

Seriously? WHo the FUCK writes this shit?

(Off screen - JUST FUCKING READ THE LINES YOU ASSHOLE!)

Billy MARKUS has been labelled, Dodgy

(DRUM DRUM CYMBAL)

By Doge holders as he comes out as being a cat person, and that Doge was only meant for tipping pet food delivery drivers..,..

Mmmmmkkkkkaaaayyyyyy thennnnnnnj

OUTRO

That’s your lot. Get lost.

A - Please remember, as virtually famous as we are, we’re not yoru financial advisors. And if you enjoyed the show, subscribe and like the video, because I said so.

May 20, 202205:45
NVMTS Rumour Mill: May 18th 22

NVMTS Rumour Mill: May 18th 22

There are 5000 characters of SEO fulfilling goodness here, apparently, why not use them? Here't the unedited loose show notes we used for tonight:

B - Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday! I’m Ben

A - And I’m Anastasia!

B - And whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment

TOGETHER- NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

B - Coming up in under ten mins, I PROMISE UNDER 10 mins today…

1: A lesson on BTC dominance and potential bear-market plays

2: Decentralized GIT AMA, why own chain!? (Best week EVER, for EVER?) Legendary Fline King Memecoin launches

3: Russia to legalise crypto, how will the rest of world react?

4: More What’s going on w/ DO Kwon (?)

5. A new Web3 competitor to MEtamask?!

5: Airdrops, Advice on not getting REKT, Ben’s bad jokes + Moreeeeee!

Anastasia's Big Updates

B - Hey hey, how the devil are you feeling on this Wednesday the 18th of May…

A- ??

B Well, what ya waiting for… you know what we’re herte for…

A -

American digital asset manager Grayscale Investments has announced the launch of the first exchange-traded fund (ETF) in Europe.

Robinhood will develop their own Web3-wallet till the end of the year.

The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has given cryptocurrencies the status of securities.

Sam Bankman-Fried (FTX exchange) agrees that stablecoins need an audit to "protect consumers and bring clarity to the industry"

Ledger is about to launch a browser extension that will allow users to connect their wallets to Web 3 applications.

Dubai Museum of Future NFT metaverse show!



Edmund McCormack - Ed-u-cational shizzle!

(FREE FLOW) TALK ABOUT BTC DOMINANCE AND CURRENT. MARKET LIQUIDTY


Breaking Crypto Gossip (any other stories?)

B - Quick as i can then, cause frankly, im bored of saying the dudes name now, What’s going on DO Kwon…

The collapse of Terra forced the G7 to urgently discuss a new peg of cryptocurrencies. Debate takes place on this earth

Unscheduled inspections of crypto exchanges have begun in South Korea, according to Yonhap. The purpose of which is to protect investors from repeating what happened with TerraUSD (UST) and its managing token LUNA.

NEAR stable coin depges?

TERRALABS legal team resign!?!

UST goes up, wtf!?

Luna community vote against a HARD FORK!!!!

A- And this is huge news I’ve found, the Russian head of Ministry of Industry and Trade announced that they will legalise cryptocurrency.

B - This comes as great to news for those for censorship resistance, but might adversely affect things as the move provokes attempts to censor…

B- Moving away from the heavy stuff, Oh my GOSH have people got questions about… GOSH… And more questions still remain… Well, why not quote Everscale telegram chat community funny man… Rollie… summarizing our friendly neighborhood Mitja…

A - - why separate blockchain?

- because not possible on everscale

- but why separate blockchain?

- BEEP!

- will you focus on goshnstead of everscale?

-  Beep!

B - Alrgithy then… I guess we’ll have to watch the AMA ourselves, aye….

AIRDROP Of the Dayyyyy

Little different today.. I want to talk about the potential metamask airdrop, which it seems is still being whispered about on the grapevine

HOWEVER….! (LOUD AND CLEAR, make the listener jump a little!)
Rumours like this are where the scammers and con artists ‘butter their bread’ so DO NOT, under any circumstance, reply to any emails or unofficial correspondence, as it may not ever happen…!



May 18, 202214:11
NeverMind Buy the Rumours: NVMTRM Monday 16th May!

NeverMind Buy the Rumours: NVMTRM Monday 16th May!

Want to stay ahead of the #cryptonews? Well... Coming up in the next 10 (ish) minutes…. We’ve got….   Justin Sun, Cz #Binance, #Coinbase lawsuit, #Arbitrage opportunities, #BTC dominance, #FundingRates and what they mean, #DigitalEuros, what's goin on With #DoKwon, #SpotifyNFTs enter the NFT spacerace!? 

Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday!

May 16, 202214:28
NeverMind the (Terra-fying) Rumour Mill: Friday 13th May

NeverMind the (Terra-fying) Rumour Mill: Friday 13th May

Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday!

Coming up in the next 10 (ish) minutes…. We’ve got….   Do Kwon’s Terra-fying new plan (HARD FORK ALERT!) …quick look over crypto chart movements, another Airdrop to keep your eyes peeled for, Binance, Australia, Shang High, the SEC and morreee..!

Anastasia's Big Blocks

Terra Terror continued

Breaking Crypto Gossip

+ new AIRDROPS for Friday the 13th of May! 


Please remember, as virtually famous as we are, we’re not your financial advisors. And if you enjoyed the show, subscribe and like the video, because we said so!



May 13, 202209:52
NeverMind the Rumour Mill: May 11th

NeverMind the Rumour Mill: May 11th

On the only thrice weekly #crypto #blockchain and #fintech podcast news and market rounds up gossip column on your screen right now,. we have...Zuckerbuck NFTs, XRP a2bs, BTC dream properties, market education with Ed, Oh MY GOSH, a decentralised GITHUB is born? New 1984 Laws to READ YOUR MESSAGES, ALL of them! And moreeee…!

Remember, this is not financial advise, DYOR and don't get REKT! 


For those watching the video, apologies about the twitchy meta studio desk! Will be all aces by Friday! 

May 11, 202216:37
NeverMind the Rumour Mill: 9th May

NeverMind the Rumour Mill: 9th May

Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday!  

Why did #Bitcoin crash so hard? 

What is #spotify island? 

#Binance's new home... and more!

May 09, 202210:50
The greatest crypto quiz face off, EVER! S3E4

The greatest crypto quiz face off, EVER! S3E4

The biggest, blockiest quiz in the crypto-sphere is back with another head to head blockchain based trivia battle as EverX CEO and triangle enthusiast, Alexander Filatov, faces off against Youtube and Tezos favourite, Kryptstar Mack!

Find out who will take the glory as we play general knowledge, She Shills Shitcoins, and Sex n Drugs n Blockchain Balls! Who will be victorious? Will Dionne give herself all the points? Does Ben even read the questions before recording?

Find out the answers to theser, and more, in S3E4 of Nevermind the Shitcoins! 

May 07, 202233:36
Nevermind the Crypto Rumour Mill: May 6th

Nevermind the Crypto Rumour Mill: May 6th

Welcome all! Normal service resumes as we begrudgingly let Ben back on, but in better news, we have Market insights with the real Edmund McCormack, Opensea hack warnings, Big tech firms being fined, the best EVER crypto meet up, Gucci, New York BTC mining bill stance, $135m rug pulls, $1.5 Billion BTC deals, and just so, so much more. So don't fomo crypto anon, subscribe and stay up to date, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

May 06, 202212:34
Nevermind the Rumour Mill: May the 4th be with yoouuu!!

Nevermind the Rumour Mill: May the 4th be with yoouuu!!

If you want to know what's causing the markets to go green again, well you're in the right place! And if you were getting a little fed up of Ben, don't worry, he's not on today! Huge thanks to Anastasia and Ed for doing a much better job than Ben ever did anyway! 

May 04, 202210:19
NeverMind the Rumour: May 2nd '22

NeverMind the Rumour: May 2nd '22

What do ya get what you mix... BAYC, Warren Buffet, Coin Burns, Airdrops, MArket Insights, Wiki bashing, a blockchain you need to turn off and back on again every few days, and an exclusive reading of hot breaking news about Michael Sailor, Jack Dorsey and Joe Biden?


Check out the show to find out... 

And here's a couple of links to accompany some up on Eds-ucation...!: 

dchainedcapital.com 

vestly.app 

May 02, 202217:40
NeverMind the Rumour Mill: April 29th '22

NeverMind the Rumour Mill: April 29th '22

Hey #btc and #alt and #sht coin fans! If you want all the latest news and gossip from the blockchain, definitely, NFT and WTF markets, then you've come to the right place...!

Coming up, today we’ve got…. market trend talk and macro-analysis with someone who actually knows what they’re talking about, Bitcoin backed Wall Street Loans, Robinhood, Opensea, Amazon, and all the hot tipsoffs you could want going into the weekend!

Subscribe and like this video, because otherwise you might miss the next episode and end up #rekt in a #rugpull!

And why not follow us on social media? It's a bit of a larf, innit?
https://twitter.com/NVMtheShitcoins

Apr 29, 202216:06
The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: 27.4.22

The Shitcoin Rumour Mill: 27.4.22

Welcome to Nevermind the Rumor Mill, on Wednesday April the 27th! Every M W + F trawl the crypto news columns, babble with our little birdies, and bring you all the blockchain business you could ever need, in less than 10 mins.


Today, we’ve got a coin which could go 5400% according to one ‘expert’.. I try to make sense of what bitcoin has and might do, we track our tradeview competition coins, news and rumors of US law changes, huge Airdrops, and more…


Remember, as info-taining as we are, we’re not financial advisors, but if you enjoyed the show, subscribe and like the video! Thanks!

Apr 27, 202209:40
NeverMind the Rumour Mill Apr 25th '22

NeverMind the Rumour Mill Apr 25th '22

What do you get when you cross two crypto enthusiasts from different sides of the globe, with a license to podcast and an ability to source new and breaking stories from the blockchain industry?

Listen to find out the answer to this, and some questions which actually matter, like:

Which coin chart did gone and did what?
Rumours on the Top 5 coins to watch this week
Tracking EVER SOL AVAX DOT + TERRA for the tradeview comp
Crypto + cars
Crypto + football (soccer to you American types)
Crypto and long drawn out fights with the SEC...

Who wants to buy your free speech (for you, of course... probably...)?
What are 'Bail outs for Bozzos' (and are they real?!)
And why is Ben interviewing a fictional cartoon memecoin cat King tomorrow (for real!)?

+ do us a favour, buddy, pal, mate, fren... hit subscribe and like and all that good karma which makes the world go round may come back to you one day soooooon!

Apr 25, 202210:08
NeverMind the Rumour Mill Fri 22nd April

NeverMind the Rumour Mill Fri 22nd April

Friday the 22nd of April, and you want to know all the latest crypto news and gossip, without having to work for it, right? Well sit back and listen amigo, the because when you know more, you never fomo (that sorta works?)

Lazarus Group ​​$1.5 Billion in NFTs Moonbirds Polygon AUSTRAC Scam guide TWITTER CRYPTO PAYMENTS! Binance Rekt new logo Earth day and moreee


And pretty please subscribe, like, leave a comment or review, every little helps!

Apr 22, 202210:02
NeverMind the Rumour Mill 4/20

NeverMind the Rumour Mill 4/20

4/20, gossip, rumors, BTC bull trap? Eth, Apecoin, tradeview competition price watch (EVER SOL AVAX LUNA+DOT) Argentina, Coinbase, NFTs, Snoop Doggs Mobland, digital weed, Unicorn IPOs, WEVER, + 48% APY on a stablecoin pair DOGE DAY


Never a dull day in the crypto news, right?


Subscribe so you can stay up to date!

Apr 20, 202209:23
Nevermind the Rumour Mill April 18th '22

Nevermind the Rumour Mill April 18th '22

Staying up to date with all the crypto news so you can buy the rumours is hard... but you don’t wanna FOMO over FUD and end up in the NGMI crowd, do you?  Well, right up the minute with the latest blockchain, Defi and NFT action with Ben and Anastasia, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!   Tracking price action on  EVER, SOL, LUNA, AVAX and DOT, trading view competition, Beanstalk hack, Axis, Tornado, Trezor, Shib, Final Fantasy, XMR, Metamask warning, Dave Portney and Safemoon and more!

Apr 18, 202210:30
Nevermind the Rumour Mill - 15th/16th April '22

Nevermind the Rumour Mill - 15th/16th April '22

Charts and tealeaves, prices and speculations on BTC, ETH, Dash Near Sol, Dorsey, Musk, Doge, Faketoshi, BSV, Opear, SEC, XRP, PBW, Dogami, N.Korea, Axie, Lazarus, Twitter, Musk and Doresy again, Tron, Sunn, Belfort and octopus....

NVMTRM 15/16 Apr

All the latest cryptocurrency, blockchain, defi, nft and fintech happenings, unconrifmed rumorus and gossip you coudl ever wish for.

If you enjoy the show, please subscribe, because it makes us happy!

Apr 15, 202209:59
NeverMind the RumourMill 13th April 22

NeverMind the RumourMill 13th April 22

Charts, Shib Inu, Virgil Griffith, Coinbase, CBDCs, XRP, the SEC, Robinhood, Seradino, Justin Bieber, Maria Sharapova, Bruce Willis, Blackrock, the FCA, Binance + more, in less time than it takes to eat your sammich, what else do you want from us?

NVMTRM - the latest trending BTC, ETH, and crypto news, gossip and chatter, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! Subscribe, because otherwise you might miss out, and you don't want to miss out, do you?

Apr 13, 202209:06
NeverMind the Rumour Mill 11th April '22

NeverMind the Rumour Mill 11th April '22

Want all the latest crypto news, NFT gossip, and bitcoin rumour mongering? 

Well, you're in the right place, padre! 

And if you enjoy the show, please subscribe and let us know@! 

Apr 11, 202206:38
NeverMind the Rumour Mill 8th April '22

NeverMind the Rumour Mill 8th April '22

Welcome to NeverMind the Rumour Mill, with Ben and Anastasia! A three times a week crypto gossip and news blast. Everything you need to know about the latest happenings in blockchain, defi, nfts, and more!

Friday April 8th

A look at the charts and what Thiel, Woods and Sailor are saying

Wechat, Meta, Tiffany's, CryptoPunks, UFC, EU sanctions Russian Crypto wallets, BTC Miami cancelled?, Tesla compete with El Salvador, biggest token burn EVER?, + scan of the very very latest! 

If you like what we do the subscribe and like and follow us on social media because this is what good people do! 

Apr 08, 202212:02
NeverMind the ... Rumour Mill April 6 2022

NeverMind the ... Rumour Mill April 6 2022

You're busy, we're busy, I get it! 


So lets make this short and sweet..


Welcome to Nevermind The Rumour Mill!


Listen to our co-hosts Ben & Anastasia shit talk their way through the crypto rumours and gossip of the week!

A look at the charts

BTC Miami 

Axie Infinity Binance Bailout...?

Hydra Market

Tom Brady

ETH price to double..?


Want to hear us blast through some more weird crypto news?

Make sure to like and subscribe!


Brought to you by Nevermind The Shitcoins!

Apr 06, 202206:26
NVMTS S3 E3: Justin Sun, Che Guevara, and Charles Hoskinson walk into a Bar (and none of them left with the supermodel...)

NVMTS S3 E3: Justin Sun, Che Guevara, and Charles Hoskinson walk into a Bar (and none of them left with the supermodel...)

Blockchain and crypto news!

Quiz games, speculation, jibes and more...

Non-Fungible News, 

And don't forget to enter the competition giveaway airdrop bounty prize funsies! Winners to be announced on the next show!

Mar 29, 202239:33
NVMTS S3E2: She pulled her own cum stained rug

NVMTS S3E2: She pulled her own cum stained rug

Do you like cryptocurrency, blockchain, DeFi, NFTs, and keeping on top of all the weird and wonderful happenings from the world of magical internet money?

Well, welcome to Never Mind The Shitcoins!

Benjamin Bateman quizzes our panel of super special subject matter experts on everything big in the month's crypto news, and tries his hardest to crack wise in spite of it all.

Guests -> 

Amy Tom: Editor @Hackernoon!

Dionne Edwards: Dogmother of Dogami!

Eugene!!!!!!! (of course!): founder of Everscale academy!

Games ->  

Non-Fungible News!

Who is more generous in a crisis: bitcoin or Ethereum? 

Why is Gavin Wood (probably) a scumbag (and Justin Sunn definitely is)?

Who the fuck is Kevin? 

Super Bowl Super Shill!

Crypto ads at the superbowl

Cramer's Crapshoot!

Traditional stocks not go up only?

Sex n Drugs n Blockchain Balls! 

You know you love it, you dirty b.......

Who jizzed away more of their life savings in the end, the CumRocket King or CumInu ...creep?
Why is porn star Lana Rhoades ‘Non-Fucking Talking’ about her NFT project anymore?
+ more! 


Every time someone reads to the bottom of the show blurb and doesn't subscribe and leave a review, another Australian starts to believe Craig Wright might maybe be Satoshi. Help us stop this madness, leave a review. 

Mar 04, 202233:23
NVMTS S3E1: Return of the Digital Gold Star Bears

NVMTS S3E1: Return of the Digital Gold Star Bears

Do you like cryptocurrency, blockchain, DeFi, NFTs, and keeping on top of all the weird and wonderful happenings from the world of fintech? Well, we've got some good news for you podcast aficionado, Nevermind the Shitcoins is back for a third series! With more quizzing, questions and oddball games than you can shake a bag of Tether at, we're here for you! Join Ed McCormack, Joanne Eberhart, Alexander Filatov, Ron Millow and Eugene Morozov as they get their off the cuff industry know-how well and truly tested by scorekeeper Dionne Edwards and taskmaster Benjamin Bateman.

Want more? We'll have an awesome video cut coming very soon! And if you enjoy what we do, don't forget to like, review subscribe and share! It let's us know we're doing good by you, and this makes us happy. 

Feb 01, 202241:05
The Rudest Bits of the Rudest Crypto Quiz show Podcast in Rudesville

The Rudest Bits of the Rudest Crypto Quiz show Podcast in Rudesville

We think the title says it all really. Ben went a little nuts with the old sound board, and glued together some of the best worst blockchain based crypto innuendo puns from series 2. 

From batwinging with confidence, an omelette recipe your mother never told you about, you'll definitely learn a thing or two. Things which you'll wish you could forget, but never will.

Best case scenario; you pick up a couple of things about cryptocurrency and some wacky sex terms to dazzle your New years eve guests with. 

Worst case; you waste 20 mins of your life learning British sex puns. 

We don't do financial advice, but the risk to reward ratio on this one is pretty damn good we think. FOMO your degenerate little ears out! 

Wanna get involved in the show? Reach out via our homepage, leave a review, or send Ben a messenger pigeon. Many options. 

Dec 30, 202119:58
Nevermind the Shitcoins Non-Fungible News Best Bits

Nevermind the Shitcoins Non-Fungible News Best Bits

We get it. Life is busy and you're not sure if you have time for all this premium quality, free, unsponsored cryptocurrency focused entertainment...

Well, let us entice you in Gem hunter, with the best of the Non-Fungible news from Series 2. All the biggest and weirdest, stories from the weeks gone by, carefully curated and collected together by Ben. Just for you. Think of it as a blockchain stocking filler. A cheap giggle while you're escaping the in-laws in the bathroom. Or whatever it is you've been doing for so ling in there anyway. 

Dec 23, 202125:49
Ghislaine Maxwell's Blockchain Beatbox Badger DAO Mushroom Mix

Ghislaine Maxwell's Blockchain Beatbox Badger DAO Mushroom Mix

Zuckerberg zigzags on Meta marketing?
Omicron hasn't been all bad for everyone?
Badger or Mushroom?

All the answers to the questions you didn't know you needed to find out. From Non-fungible News, How much Coin could a Shitcoin Coin, She Shills Shitcoins, to crypto innuendo, we even have a special beat poetry guess who bonus round! Can you get the answer before Ed (probably not, he was very quick). 

This is the last episode for series 2, but we will be back in early 2022 with series 3! 

Until then, be a darling a say something nice about us to your friends, would ya? 

Dec 06, 202151:56
Crypto Tax "Optimisation" for Evil Conglomerates and Vagabonds (Or Eugene and the Double-Spend Steak Scandal)

Crypto Tax "Optimisation" for Evil Conglomerates and Vagabonds (Or Eugene and the Double-Spend Steak Scandal)

Sort of a crypto news podcast, sort of a pub quiz, sort of educational degenerate content disguised as bad sex puns. Hosted by crypto-gonzo blogger and long haired hippy, Benjamin Bateman, and artist and crypto community guru, Dionne Amy Edwards, we test the more obscure side of our guest's knowledge in the weird world of magical internet money.

Test your own knowledge in our games; Non-fungible News, 8 out of 10 crypto kitties, and crypto innuendo! 

Ignore this podcast and you'll never find out the answers to such blockchain brain teasers as; How many Americans bought a shitcoin and didn't like it? Are Binance frustrating or shady? And can you really give points for a weak fingering? 

With special guests: Amy Tom (Editor @Hackernoon), Noam Yemini (Cryptographer and Developer) and Eugene Morozov (Founder Everscale Academy).

If you enjoyed the show, don't forget to subscribe and leave a review. We don't do this for the money and don't accept sponsorship or shill offers and Ben has major self esteem issues which is why he does this, so say something nice. 

Nov 29, 202154:45
Betting, Blockchain, and the Inebriated host who can't hold the mic still (best episode #Ever?)

Betting, Blockchain, and the Inebriated host who can't hold the mic still (best episode #Ever?)

Something a little different this week for you all Shitcoin fans! 

Join Ben, Dionne and a host of regular and new faces as we play Nevermind the Shitcoins LIVE from the AIBC Conference in Malta! Crazy, chaotic, and maybe this shows in the audio quality, but hell, it's all part of the show, right!? 

We play.... 
8 out of 10 Crypto-Kitties! 
She Shills Shitcoins on the Sea Shore...
Crypto Innuendo CLASSIC! 
And bonus listener game this week... how many rum and cokes did Ben manage to consume in a 45 minute show!? The answer may surprise and shock you!

Extra special bonus jam packed bumper VIP SME guest list this week... 
Eugene Morozov (Everscale Academy)
Tony Subar (SDG Impact Fund) 
Anastasia Yugova (Host KWPC)
Alex Borutskiy (IME)
Ivan (Softsuisse)
Gullieme Lacroix (Ethichub)
Mark Feldman (Life Enjoyment Expert)
Mark France (Shitcoin developer)
 Christian (Egames Bonds)
Dan (Fasttrack)
Yolanda (Fasttrack)
+ Joshua Johnson (web3 middleware)

And a big thanks to Ben's 
 

Nov 24, 202141:05
Anglo-Franco-American Inter Blockchain Issues to Resolve with a Professional Therapist

Anglo-Franco-American Inter Blockchain Issues to Resolve with a Professional Therapist

It's the most trivial trivia blockchain based debacle of a pub quiz you didn't know you needed in your little life... it's NeverMind the Shitcoins, with your hosts Ben Bateman and Dionne Amy Edwards!

Episode 7 of series 2, we put our expert guest’s crypto and blockchain knowledge to the test, as we dive into the weirdest Bitcoin, Ethereum and altcoin news to play: 

No Crypto Know News Now, This Week-ish, 
Cypher Punk or Daft Punk
A Special Bonus round: Hacks-a-lot, Bub! 
Ans an out of this world Elon Musk based, Crypto-Innunendo!

This week's guests: Ginny and Antonie of Everscale and Kalao,  Nick of Mask.io,  and Todd of Petrachor! 

How did you get on with the questions? Is Ben too much of a taskmaster, or his mouth too much of a potty? Let us know with a review or a voicemail! 

Nov 15, 202142:45
Bollinger bands, chastity belts, and other low-hanging crypto news fruit facts to use on a first date

Bollinger bands, chastity belts, and other low-hanging crypto news fruit facts to use on a first date

It's the most trivial trivia podcast in crypto.,... it's NeverMind the Shitcoins,  with your hosts Benjamin Bateman and Dionne Amy Edwards! 

Episode 6 of series 2, we put our expert guest’s crypto and blockchain knowledge to the test, as we dive into the weirdest Bitcoin, Ethereum and altcoin news to play: 

No Crypto Know News Now, This Week-ish, 
Fomo or Fud 
 and, a special no-nut Novemebr edition of.... Crypto-Innunendo!

This week's guests:  Edmund McCormack (Founder Dchained),  and Eugene Morozov (Founder Free TON Academy)! 

Test your knowledge, and leave us a review if you enjoy the show! 

Nov 08, 202145:39
A Dream of Meme Coin 420 Code is Law Madness

A Dream of Meme Coin 420 Code is Law Madness

Welcome to Nevermind the Shitcoins, the crypto panel quiz podcast which baffles and bemuses in equal measure.

E5 S2: Join  hosts Benjamin Bateman and Dionne Amy Edwards as we put our expert guests Alexander Filatov (Founder TON Labs) Eugene Morozov (Founder Free TON Academy)  to the test in their crypto and blockchain knowledge, diving into the weirdest Bitcoin, Ethereum and altcoin news to play:

No Crypto Know News Now, This Week-ish,
Block Quote Busters
How much coin could a shitcoin coin
and, in a celebratory twist of meme coins this week, we replace Crypto-Innunendo, with Mem-coin-uendo!

Will they learn something? Will you? There's only one way to find out! 

And if you enjoyed this show, leave us a review? It'll only take you a second, but the smile you'll put on Ben's face will last a lifetime (or at least until someone criticises him next.)

Nov 01, 202145:41
BTC BTFD 2 BTF WTF ETF (and the GOAT)

BTC BTFD 2 BTF WTF ETF (and the GOAT)

NeverMind the Shitcoins, hosts Benjamin Bateman and Dionne Amy Edwards! 
Episode 4 of series 2, we put our expert guest’s crypto and blockchain knowledge to the test, as we dive into the weirdest Bitcoin, Ethereum and altcoin news to play: 

No Crypto Know News Now, This Week-ish, 
Airdrop it like it's Hot,
You know it’s a shitcoin when….
 and, of course, Crypto-Innunendo!

This week's guests: Mitja Goroshevsky (TON Labs CTO and KWPC Host), Edmund McCormack (Founder Dchained), Todd Van Cleave (Founder Petrachor) and Eugene Morozov (Founder Free TON Academy)! 

Will they learn something? Will you? There's only one way to find out! 

Oct 22, 202157:59