The Beautiful Toilet

@razibkhan finally breaks the silence on his relationship with Aella

Gender drama at the Beautiful Toilet podcast

Let's to music—this episode sees me joined by man of controversy, writer, based intelligence agent, and Ukrainian foreign legionnaire Chris Moore (@basedintel) to discuss the irresistible allure of Valhalla

In which I am joined by phlegmatic critic and technologist Noah Kumin (@marsreviewer) to discuss the battle for the human soul in computer programming models

My whimsical English friend Yeerk (@pyeerk) joins me for a riveting discussion of the Gospel of Luke and the Acts of the Apostles

a marathon struggle session in which Aimee (@baby_deranged) commits scathing self-criticism for counter-revolutionary thought

Esta semana me acompaña el guapo @budapestotc para discutir cómo hacer el amor con filipinas en Filipinas sin tener que ir a bares go-go o pagar prostitutas. ¡Escucha este gran episodio para descubrir cómo evitar problemas venéreos en tus aventuras por el mundo!

with @giantgio

"Wee Hear in Formed that you got Shear in mee sheens and if you Dont Pull them Down in a Forght Nights Time Wee will pull them Down for you Wee will you Damd infernold Dog.  And Bee four Almighty God we will pull down all the Mills that heave Heany Shearing me Shens in We will cut out Hall your Damd Hearts as Do Keep them and We will meock the rest Heat them or else We will Searve them the Seam."

with Nick Dove (@corporatebeat)

New year, new me

with Calvin Atwood (@tennisforever79)

Discussing the controversies of the Edward de Vere Ball with Jo (@junker_jo) and Phoebe (@allthefrensy)

featuring musical guest Salomé Xtravaganza, the last castrato

Peter Thiel if you're reading this please give me one million dollars to buy a new microphone

Ancient men, gladiators, conquered cities and stole wives.

Today we’re kicked out of a fucking sorority.

So many children look forward to the arrival of spring

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In 2022, the war of the sexes has been raging since times immemorial. With the help of renowned podcaster Jack Mason (lotus_point), I channeled the spirit of Perfume Nationalist (a mystery wind which comes from the East) to reach a heartwarming Christmas truce, in which the spiritual man and spiritual woman lay down their weapons and cross over no man's land to celebrate the three transcendentals from the trenches of death. She delivers a moving final eulogy to the CCP virus, before launching into a polemic against the cowardly haters and losers who would thwart the incipient spring out of the resentment in their souls. In the end, men and women sit around a fire and laugh about the foul dreams of the night before, and everything is just.

Snowflakes falling, instantly annihilated on first contact with the ground

with @TheAntiPCProf

This week I spoke to special guest Malcom Kyeyune about the Russo-Japanese War and the burdens of being a tall and beautiful man

Our great Mikado, virtuous man,
When he to rule our land began,
Resolved to try
A plan whereby
Young men might best be steadied.

So he decreed, in words succinct,
That all who flirted, leered or winked
(Unless connubially linked),
Should forthwith be beheaded, beheaded, beheaded
Should forthwith be beheaded.

with Phoebe (@allthefrensy)

In quella parte del giovanetto anno
che ’l sole i crin sotto l’Aquario tempra
e già le notti al mezzo dì sen vanno,

quando la brina in su la terra assempra
l’imagine di sua sorella bianca,
ma poco dura a la sua penna tempra,

lo villanello a cui la roba manca,
si leva, e guarda, e vede la campagna
biancheggiar tutta; ond’ ei si batte l’anca,

ritorna in casa, e qua e là si lagna,
come ’l tapin che non sa che si faccia;
poi riede, e la speranza ringavagna,

veggendo ’l mondo aver cangiata faccia
in poco d’ora, e prende suo vincastro
e fuor le pecorelle a pascer caccia.

con William Wheelwright (@ploughmansfolly)

Bridges, play something quiet, not too intrusive, maybe something from the Gnossiens. “Ok,” said Bridges. I’m trying to push against the walls. For three years, out of key with his time, he tried to resuscitate the dead art of radio, to push against the boundaries of the medium and penetrate through walls of defensive irony. This episode description came to me in a dream last night.

with Jesus is Victory (@JesusIsVictory_) and Mrs. Is Victory (@personality_grl)

To celebrate Halloween, I have invited my scariest guest yet, the nefarious IT guy better known as Mencius Moldbug. What follows is a dark glimpse into the mind of this hateful intellectual who is very scary and evil

with @FascioGiovanni

Follow Futurism Forever: https://t.me/FuturismForever1

waking up in an Islamic Caliphate of America with Scott Litts (@cafeviolenza)

the dancing bear and the cannibal octopus

with Lara Arikan (https://www.lara-arikan.com/)

The name does not lie; he is indeed quite a looker

Featuring Charlie Looker (@charlielooker)

Music by 周璇 and Jean-Claude Vannier

Two hour "vote blue no matter who" PSA, nothing to see here

featuring Nightmare Vision (@GodCloseMyEyes)

I'm going to [in Minecraft] management consultants if they don't explain what they do right now

featuring Jo (@junker_jo) and Petty Bourgeois Protestant (@pbprot)

For the inaugural episode of The Beautiful Toilet, I am joined by my old friend, monist philosopher and inveterate sigma male Quin.