The Beautiful Toilet
By Nicholas Dolinger
And the willows have overfilled the close garden.
And within, the mistress, in the midmost of her youth.
White, white of face, hesitates, passing the door.
Slender, she puts forth a slender hand;
And she was a courtezan in the old days,
And she has married a sot,
Who now goes drunkenly out
And leaves her too much alone.
The Beautiful ToiletNov 22, 2021
I Have Seen the Smirk of the Lie with Alec Mouhibian
Will my conversation with the majestic Caucasian bard Alec Mouhibian (@FilthyArmenian) outlast the setbacks from my unreliable third world WiFi connection? Find out in this penultimate episode of the Beautiful Toilet's first season
The Blood Memory of Bengal with Razib Khan
@razibkhan finally breaks the silence on his relationship with Aella
Some Twisted Social Performance Piece with Rachel Haywire
Gender drama at the Beautiful Toilet podcast
Life During Peacetime with Chris Moore
Let's to music—this episode sees me joined by man of controversy, writer, based intelligence agent, and Ukrainian foreign legionnaire Chris Moore (@basedintel) to discuss the irresistible allure of Valhalla
The Machine War with Noah Kumin
In which I am joined by phlegmatic critic and technologist Noah Kumin (@marsreviewer) to discuss the battle for the human soul in computer programming models
Bound by the Spirit with Yeerk.P
My whimsical English friend Yeerk (@pyeerk) joins me for a riveting discussion of the Gospel of Luke and the Acts of the Apostles
Thirst for the Tempest with Aimée Terese
a marathon struggle session in which Aimee (@baby_deranged) commits scathing self-criticism for counter-revolutionary thought
Viajero with Matt Forney
Esta semana me acompaña el guapo @budapestotc para discutir cómo hacer el amor con filipinas en Filipinas sin tener que ir a bares go-go o pagar prostitutas. ¡Escucha este gran episodio para descubrir cómo evitar problemas venéreos en tus aventuras por el mundo!
Reactionary Chic with Gio Penachietti
with @giantgio
Psychotic Residue with Nick Dove
"Wee Hear in Formed that you got Shear in mee sheens and if you Dont Pull them Down in a Forght Nights Time Wee will pull them Down for you Wee will you Damd infernold Dog. And Bee four Almighty God we will pull down all the Mills that heave Heany Shearing me Shens in We will cut out Hall your Damd Hearts as Do Keep them and We will meock the rest Heat them or else We will Searve them the Seam."
with Nick Dove (@corporatebeat)
The Last Battle with Calvin Atwood
New year, new me
with Calvin Atwood (@tennisforever79)
Year of the Cuckold with Jo and Phoebe
Discussing the controversies of the Edward de Vere Ball with Jo (@junker_jo) and Phoebe (@allthefrensy)
featuring musical guest Salomé Xtravaganza, the last castrato
Peter Thiel if you're reading this please give me one million dollars to buy a new microphone
Dynamite Theater with Roman D'Ambrosio
Ancient men, gladiators, conquered cities and stole wives.
Today we’re kicked out of a fucking sorority.
By the Lantern with Dave Greene
So many children look forward to the arrival of spring
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Labor of Love with Jack Mason
In 2022, the war of the sexes has been raging since times immemorial. With the help of renowned podcaster Jack Mason (lotus_point), I channeled the spirit of Perfume Nationalist (a mystery wind which comes from the East) to reach a heartwarming Christmas truce, in which the spiritual man and spiritual woman lay down their weapons and cross over no man's land to celebrate the three transcendentals from the trenches of death. She delivers a moving final eulogy to the CCP virus, before launching into a polemic against the cowardly haters and losers who would thwart the incipient spring out of the resentment in their souls. In the end, men and women sit around a fire and laugh about the foul dreams of the night before, and everything is just.
Awoken with Michael Rectenwald
Snowflakes falling, instantly annihilated on first contact with the ground
with @TheAntiPCProf
In a Dream with Ansgar
This week I spoke to special guest Malcom Kyeyune about the Russo-Japanese War and the burdens of being a tall and beautiful man
I Blush for Shame with Phoebe
Our great Mikado, virtuous man,
When he to rule our land began,
Resolved to try
A plan whereby
Young men might best be steadied.
So he decreed, in words succinct,
That all who flirted, leered or winked
(Unless connubially linked),
Should forthwith be beheaded, beheaded, beheaded
Should forthwith be beheaded.
with Phoebe (@allthefrensy)
Up From Forsaken Soil with William Wheelwright
In quella parte del giovanetto anno
che ’l sole i crin sotto l’Aquario tempra
e già le notti al mezzo dì sen vanno,
quando la brina in su la terra assempra
l’imagine di sua sorella bianca,
ma poco dura a la sua penna tempra,
lo villanello a cui la roba manca,
si leva, e guarda, e vede la campagna
biancheggiar tutta; ond’ ei si batte l’anca,
ritorna in casa, e qua e là si lagna,
come ’l tapin che non sa che si faccia;
poi riede, e la speranza ringavagna,
veggendo ’l mondo aver cangiata faccia
in poco d’ora, e prende suo vincastro
e fuor le pecorelle a pascer caccia.
con William Wheelwright (@ploughmansfolly)
Universe of Sincerity with Autumn Christian and [redacted]
Leave Society with Jesus Is Victory and the Personality Girl
Bridges, play something quiet, not too intrusive, maybe something from the Gnossiens. “Ok,” said Bridges. I’m trying to push against the walls. For three years, out of key with his time, he tried to resuscitate the dead art of radio, to push against the boundaries of the medium and penetrate through walls of defensive irony. This episode description came to me in a dream last night.
with Jesus is Victory (@JesusIsVictory_) and Mrs. Is Victory (@personality_grl)
Age of Aquarius with Chris Gabriel
Ephemeral Angels with Curtis Yarvin
To celebrate Halloween, I have invited my scariest guest yet, the nefarious IT guy better known as Mencius Moldbug. What follows is a dark glimpse into the mind of this hateful intellectual who is very scary and evil
Years of Lead with Giovanni
with @FascioGiovanni
Follow Futurism Forever: https://t.me/FuturismForever1
The Infinite Plane of Pain with Dana
Submission with Scott Litts
waking up in an Islamic Caliphate of America with Scott Litts (@cafeviolenza)
Nature is Healing with Lara Arikan
the dancing bear and the cannibal octopus
with Lara Arikan (https://www.lara-arikan.com/)
The Whitest Podcast Ever with Charlie Looker
The name does not lie; he is indeed quite a looker
Featuring Charlie Looker (@charlielooker)
Music by 周璇 and Jean-Claude Vannier
The Blind Owl with Nightmare Vision
Two hour "vote blue no matter who" PSA, nothing to see here
featuring Nightmare Vision (@GodCloseMyEyes)
Juche Bible Study with Zach Langley Chi Chi
Featuring Zach Langley Chi Chi (@asukahomo)
An Introduction to Management Consulting with Jo and Petty Bourgeois Protestant
I'm going to [in Minecraft] management consultants if they don't explain what they do right now
featuring Jo (@junker_jo) and Petty Bourgeois Protestant (@pbprot)
The One with Quin
For the inaugural episode of The Beautiful Toilet, I am joined by my old friend, monist philosopher and inveterate sigma male Quin.