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No Garnish

No Garnish

By Astounding Sounds
A cocktail podcast like no other. One part history, one part humour, a dash of confession and a twist of absurdity. Make yourself one of whatever we're drinking (recipes are in the descriptions) and join us! New episodes every other Tuesday. Follow us on Instagram at @NoGarnishPod, email us at nogarnish@fastmail.fm
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The Singapore Slingading
Rhys and Paul put two Singapore Slings - the modern and the original - head to head and talk Benedictine, smoothies, George Clooney's sex machine, the fine line between orgies and menageries, Romans, merlions and more...  Singapore Sling (Raffles Recipe - as they serve it now) 1 1/2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Fresh Lime Juice 1/2 oz Cherry Heering 1/4 oz Benedictine 1/4 oz Cointreau 1 1/2 oz Fresh Pineapple Juice (we prefer just 1 oz) A Dash of Grenadine 1 Dash of Angostura Bitters Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a tall ice filled glass, garnish with a wedge of pineapple and a Maraschino cherry. Singapore Sling (Smugglers Cove Recipe - closer to original 'Straits Sling' recipe) 1 1/2 oz Gin 3/4 oz Fresh lemon Juice 1/2 oz Cherry Heering 1/4 oz Benedictine 1/4 oz Demarara Syrup 1 Dash of Angostura Bitters 1 Dash of Orange Bitters 2 oz Soda Water Shake all ingredients other than the soda water with ice, strain into a tall ice filled glass, top with soda water, stir to combine, garnish with a twist of lemon and a Maraschino cherry.
54:53
September 20, 2022
Anniversary Special
We celebrate Rhy's birthday and our first year of No Garnish with a quintet of cocktails inspired by the children's television show Rainbow... Natasha David's Champagne Cocktail 3/4 oz Suze 1/2 oz Passion Fruit Liqueur Top with Champagne or Prosecco Stir the Suze and Passion Fruit Liqueur with ice, strain into a chilled glass, top with Champagne or Prosecco, garnish with a lemon twist
01:08:42
September 06, 2022
The Mexican Firing Squad
Rhys and Paul drink Mexican Firing Squads and talk the history of La Cucaracha, folk songs, the Mexican Revolution, Raoul Walsh, The Three Amigos and soldederas. Paul's Short Story, The Ghost of Pancho Villa - https://wherethetreesend.wordpress.com/2019/06/19/the-ghost-of-pancho-villa/ The Mexican Firing Squad 2 oz Tequila 3/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice 1/2 oz Grenadine 2 Dashes Angostura Bitters Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a large ice filled glass, garnish with a lime wheel or wedge.
45:41
August 23, 2022
Ode to the Rainbow: An American Bramble
Rhys and Paul raise a cocktail to the good old bad hair days of 80s heavy metal and talk video shops, the Filthy Fifteen, moral panic, Stranger Things, the Decline of Western Civilisation:Part II, Guns 'n' Roses and Tomorrowland. 'I, Axl' by Ben Myers - https://astoundingsoundscom.files.wordpress.com/2022/08/i-axl.pdf Ode to the Rainbow 2 oz Bourbon 1/2 oz Fresh Orange Juice 1/2 oz Fresh Lime Juice 1 Barspoon Simple Syrup 1/2 oz Raspberry Syrup Whip shake the bourbon, orange juice, lime juice and simple syrup, pour into a chilled double old fashioned glass, top with crushed ice, drizzle the raspberry syrup on top and garnish with a 'rainbow' of concentric half-slices of orange, lemon and lime. 
50:54
August 09, 2022
Poppy Love
Rhys and Paul drink Poppy Loves and talk Creme de Coquelicot, sweetshops, Dr Pepper, The Wizard of Oz, Technicolour, Return to Oz, Labyrinth, Treasure Planet, Disney sidekicks, Puppy Love, Mouseketeers, The Monkees and Head. Poppy Love 1 oz Creme de Coquelicot 1 oz Dry Vermouth 1 oz Fino Sherry Stir all ingredients with ice to chill and dilute, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, express lemon oil over top of drink and discard zest.
01:13:28
July 26, 2022
The Halekulani
Rhys and Paul drink Halekulanis and talk Charlie Chan, detective fiction, Duke Kahanamoku, surfing, rubber tramps and teenage dreams... Halekulani 1 1/2 oz Bourbon 1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Fresh Orange Juice 1/2 oz Fresh Pineapple Juice 1/4 oz Rich Demerara Syrup 1 Barspoon of Grenadine 1 Dash of Angostura Bitters Shake all ingredients with ice, strain over pebble ice into a vessel of your choosing, garnish prettily. 
55:50
July 12, 2022
The Jägerita
Rhys and Paul drink Jägeritas and talk the history of Jägermeister, Saint Hubertus, Hermann Göring, Sidney Frank, Grey Goose, gay Nazis and stolen art... The Jägerita 2 oz Jägermeister 1 oz Cointreau 1 oz fresh lime juice 1/4 oz simple syrup Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
49:17
June 28, 2022
Cocktail: The Movie
Rhys and Paul drink Turquoise Blues and talk Cocktail - the movie and the book, Tom Cruise, flair, yuppies, Heartstopper, Fight Club, the American dream and changing tastes...   Turquoise Blue 1½oz White Rum ½oz Blue Curaçao ½oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1oz Fresh Pineapple Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass or serve over ice in a rocks or highball glass
53:25
June 14, 2022
The Painkiller
Rhys and Paul drink Painkillers and talk desert islands, sharks, The Beach, wealth and power, Pussers rum, the navy tot and the origins of grog... The Painkiller (Improved) 1 oz Pineapple Rum 1/2 oz Pussers Navy Proof Rum 2 oz Fresh Pineapple Juice 1 oz Coconut Cream 1/2 oz Fresh Orange Juice 1/4 oz Cointreau 1/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a large ice filled glass, garnish with a cinnamon quill and a dusting of nutmeg
48:29
May 31, 2022
Four Fernet Cocktails and a Funeral
Rhys and Paul drink Fernet Branca cocktails and talk acting, therapy, self-perception, Nightmare Alley and the importance of well-chosen glassware. The Hanky Panky 1 1/2 oz Gin 1 1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth 2 Dashes of Fernet Branca Stir all ingredients with ice to chill and dilute, strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with an orange twist. The Fernet Con Coca A shot of Fernet Branca mixed with Coca Cola, build in glass over ice The Ferrari 1 oz Campari 1 oz Fernet Branca Stir with ice and strain into a shot glass. Put mixed cocktail into the freezer for at least 15 mins before serving. The Prancing Horse 1 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Ferrari 3/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice 1 Dash Angostura Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a tall ice filled glass, top with Ginger Beer and stir to combine, garnish with candied ginger.
01:07:05
May 17, 2022
The Ankara Alexander
Rhys and Paul drink Ankara Alexanders and talk Turkish delights, hench marys, Ottoman pirates, Aztec cuisine and epitaphs. The Ankara Alexander 1 oz Turkish Apple Tea Infused Brandy or Cognac 1 oz Creme de Cacao 1 oz Cream Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with grated nutmeg.
52:09
May 03, 2022
The Sherry Cobbler
Rhys and Paul drink Sherry Cobblers and talk Jesus's velvet pants, the history of drinking straws, barrels of monkeys, dumbing down and waxworks. The Sherry Cobbler In a shaker, muddle half an orange slice with half an ounce of Simple Syrup Add 3 oz of Medium Dry Sherry Add ice and shake to chill and dilute Strain into a tall glass filled with pebble ice Garnish with mint, seasonal berries and a lemon wheel 
47:44
April 19, 2022
No Garnish Trailer
In a nutshell...
01:06
April 19, 2022
The Tokyo Station
Rhys and Paul drink Tokyo Stations and talk train travel, culture shock, Kawaii, jingles, psychedelics, Tamagotchis and robot bartenders. The Tokyo Station 5/6 oz Tanqueray Gin 2/3 oz Suze 1/3 oz Lime Juice 1 Barspoon Simple Syrup 1 Barspoon Grenadine Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with a wedge of lime* *Halfway through the drink, squeeze the lime wedge into the drink
01:00:01
April 05, 2022
The Espresso Martini
Rhys and Paul get caffeined up and talk Neo-Martinis, Damien Hirst, wealth and avarice, the history of coffee and espresso, xenophobia and spoiler warnings. The Espresso Martini 1 shot of Espresso (warm) 1 oz Coffee Liqueur 1 oz Vodka Opt: Simple Syrup to taste Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into chilled cocktail glass, garnish with three coffee beans.
50:45
March 22, 2022
The Manhattan
Rhys and Paul drink Manhattans and talk Jenny Jerome, New York, unsavoury ingredients, competitive eating, The Wonder Years, beavers and willies...whilst also contemplating their place in a world of 30 million podcasts, and bringing the house down - literally. The Manhattan 2 oz Rye Whiskey or Bourbon 1 oz Sweet Vermouth A Dash of Angostura Bitters Stir all ingredients with ice to chill and dilute, strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with a Maraschino cherry.
59:03
March 08, 2022
The Batanga
Rhys and Paul drink Batangas and talk the origins of tequila and Coca Cola, El Charro Negro, Dishwasher Pete, Spotify, Neil Young and Eastenders. The Batanga 2 oz Blanco Tequila 1/2 oz Lime Juice Mexican Cola Salt Salt the rim of a tall glass, fill with ice, add the tequila and lime juice, top with Mexican cola, stir gently to combine.
48:24
February 22, 2022
The Aku Aku Zombie
Rhys and Paul drink Aku Aku Zombies and talk the Las Vegas strip, Don the Beachcomber, the origins of Tiki and last meal requests. The Aku Aku Zombie 3/4 oz Gold Cuban Rum 3/4 oz Dark Jamaican Rum 3/4 oz Overproof Demerara Rum 3/4 oz Lime Juice 3/4 oz White Grapefruit Juice 1/2 oz Cinnamon Syrup 1/2 Teaspoon Zombie Mix* 1 Dash Angostura Bitters *Zombie Mix 1 Part Curacao 1 Part Grenadine 1 Part Absinthe or Pastis 1 Part Falernum Shake all ingredients with ice, serve over ice in a tall glass or Tiki mug, garnish with mint sprig. Wolfie's Funhouse 3/4 oz Gold jamaican Rum 1/2 oz Dark Bermudan Rum 1/2 oz Overproof Demerara Rum 1/2 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Pineapple Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 1/2 oz Passion Fruit Liqueur 1/2 oz Orgeat 1/4 oz Amaro Montenegro 1 Barspoon Coffee Liqueur Shake all ingredients with ice, serve over ice in a tall glass or tiki mug, garnish with the works.
52:10
February 08, 2022
The Doc Brown
Rhys and Paul drink Doc Browns and talk sarsparilla, pop tarts, Back to the Future, Twin Peaks, Jack Parsons, sex magick, doors to hell and double glazing. The Doc Brown 1 1/2 oz Bourbon or Rye Whiskey 1/4 oz Amaro Montenegro 1/4 oz Amaro Averna 3-4 oz Root Beer or Sarsparilla Build in a glass or tin mug, stirring all ingredients with ice, garnish with a twist of lemon. 
59:35
January 25, 2022
The Grasshopper
Rhys and Paul drink Grasshoppers and talk urban legends, pousse-cafés, bobby soxers, Johnny Depp, model villages and existential choices. The Grasshopper 1 oz Crème de Menthe (green) 1 oz Crème de Cacao (white) 1 oz Double Cream OPT - 1 barspoon of Fernet Branca Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with fresh mint or chocolate shavings
52:12
January 11, 2022
The French 75
Rhys and Paul drink French 75s and talk Old Tom gin, The Stork Club, weddings, marine chronometers and viking secrets. The French 75 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Simple Syrup Champagne or Prosecco Add the gin, lemon juice and simple syrup to a shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a chilled Champagne flute and top with cold Champagne or sparkling wine. Garnish with a twist of lemon.
50:13
December 28, 2021
A Christmas War of the Worlds
Happy Christmas to all our listeners! We wanted to do something a bit different to celebrate and this is what we came up with. In these times of anxiety and uncertainty we can guarantee you two things: 1. It'll be the weirdest thing you listen to this Christmas and 2. It's better than Cats.
19:15
December 21, 2021
The Flannel Shirt
Rhys and Paul drink Flannel Shirts and talk mulling, musicals, War of the Worlds, the American frontier, Johnny Appleseed and Brad Pitt's abs. The Flannel Shirt 1 3/4 oz Scotch 1 1/2 oz Apple Juice/Cider (Fresh Pressed) 1/2 oz Averna 1/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1 Tspn 2:1 Demerara Syrup 1/2 Tspn Allspice Dram 2 dashes Angostura bitters Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a large rocks glass over ice, garnish with a twist of orange.
50:01
December 14, 2021
The Dirty Martini
Rhys and Paul drink Dirty Martinis and talk life after lockdown, serious cocktails, French gay porn, the oldest trees in the world, terrible mistakes and the magic of mushrooms. Dirty Martini 2 oz Gin 1 oz Dry Vermouth A Splash of Olive Brine Add ingredients to a mixing glass filled with ice and stir well to chill and dilute. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a skewered olive or three.
45:39
November 30, 2021
Mr Lyan's Cornershop Challenge
Rhys and Paul drink Honey and Marmite Old Fashioneds and talk cutty bangs, fetishes, first date etiquette, technology, identity theft and cargo cults. For any of the the recipes discussed in this episodes visit https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/honey-and-marmite-old-fashioned-anyone-we-asked-the-worlds-best-barman-to-make-cocktails-from-cornershop-ingredients-100615
52:59
November 16, 2021
The Life on Mars
Rhys and Paul drink one of Paul's original cocktails and talk Bowie's riposte to Sinatra, Japanese television, Percival Lowell, homo erotic art, pretentious coffee shops and the kindness of strangers. The Life on Mars 1 oz Gin or Vodka 3/4 oz Pama Pomegranate Liqueur 1/2 oz Aperol 1/4 oz Campari 1/4 oz Lime 1 dash Angostura Bitters 1 dash Orange Bitters 1 dash Rhubarb bitters Stor all ingredients with ice to chill and dilute, strain into a chilled coupe, garnish with a sprinkle of edible glitter
53:35
November 02, 2021
The Kingston Sound System
Rhys and Paul drink Kingston Sound Systems and talk hogo, fancy cheese shops, teenage fudge packers, sensory perception, the colour blue and A Kiss From a Rose. The Kingston Sound System 1 oz Aged Jamaican Rum 1/2 oz Overproof Jamaican Rum 3/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice 3/4 oz Soursop Nectar 1/2 oz Suze Optional: 1/4-1/2 oz of Simple Syrup Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a large rocks glass over ice, garnish with lime wedge and pineapple leaves.
43:14
October 19, 2021
The Sidecar
Rhys and Paul drink Sidecars and talk sugared rims, claims to fame, Leonardo da Vinci, liondromes, heraldry, cultural burdens and the Age of Amazon. Sidecar 2 oz Brandy or Cognac 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 3/4 oz Cointreau Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a coupe glass with a sugared rim, garnish with a twist of orange.
35:19
October 05, 2021
The Cosmopolitan
Rhys and Paul drink Cosmopolitans, get all CSI about the drink's origins, discover the secret of Madonna's eternal youth and come to the realisation that Sex And The City is essentially a feminist Power Rangers. Cosmopolitan 2 oz Citron Vodka* 3/4 oz Cointreau 3/4 oz Fresh Lime Juice 1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice.  Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with flamed orange peel. *Normal vodka will do just as well. Cosmopolitan (1934) 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Cointreau 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice 1/4 oz Raspberry Syrup Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with an orange twist.
39:17
September 21, 2021
Pilot: The Shanghai Buck
Rhys and Paul drink Shanghai Bucks and talk J.G. Ballard, the longest bar in the world, Van Halen, urban myths and trauma...whilst also managing to ruin Jurassic Park for everybody. The Shanghai Buck 2 oz Cuban rum 1/2 oz Lime Juice 1/4 oz Grenadine 3-4 oz Ginger Beer Build in glass, stirring all ingredients with ice, garnish with a wedge of lime.
48:12
September 07, 2021