No Holds Barred
By Bill Benis
No Holds BarredMar 14, 2023
Sad, Glad, Bad, And Rad Day
Season Finale! Bill & Bayn discuss everyones role in the company during their show moving forward.
Let Me Be Frank
Bayn tries to smooth things over between Bill and the Trolls, but let's be Frank here.
Don't Drop That Dun Duh Dun
Bill punts a troll, and Zellie breaks some news to Bayn.
Curds And Whey
Bayn tries to do something nice for Tyler after saving the studio last week. To no avail.
The Handmaid's Tail
After stopping a robbery in the studio, Tyler decides to celebrate with some pistachios. Jennifer is called in to clean up the mess Tyler made.
Benis V. Danger
Someone ate a taco they weren't supposed to, and Bayn has way too much on his plate.
The Poddys
Bill tries to create an award winning podcast until Tyler won't take his recommendation for Beef Barbacoa tacos.
A Tale Of Two Pudding Pops
After Tyler decides he wants a pudding pop from the cafeteria, Bill & Zellie discover Bayn has increased prices.
It's Too Early!
Bill forces Bayn's hand to finally return to the studio for the last half of season 5 and Bayn is not happy about it.
A No Holds Barred Christmas Carol
Bill and the gang get together to spook Bayn out of his Christmas shoes to make him a better person!
Hook, Line, & Sinker
After weeks of waiting in anticipation, the CEO has arrived. What is the fate of No Holds Barred? It's probably fine...
Who's Dating Who?
Apparently Bill and Zellie are dating? Who knew? That's probably not a good thing with the CEO, Mr. Nobody, listening to the show and deciding if he wants to offer contracts to No Holds Barred.
The Mutumforum
Bill has hatched a failproof plan to fix everything that has happened with No Holds Barred, and it doesn't involve tricycles!
Not So Friendsgiving
Bayn is still upset about last weeks "Incident" and is seeking an apology. Will he get it? Probably not. I mean, it's been a full week... He should probably just let it go.
Sexual Harassment
Moonlight Studios wants the listeners to know, that we take sexual harassment very seriously. We are conducting an internal investigation on what happened between Bayn and Jennifer. If we find it to be necessary, we will seek prosecution to the fullest extent. Our zero tolerance policy ensures a safe work environment at all times for everyone at our studio.
Bill Runs For Mayor
It's time to clean up the trash in Parts Unknown, and Bill knows exactly how he's going to do it! He's going to run for mayor!
Shoot Yeah!: Tales Of A Pro Wrestling Veteran
Bill begins writing an autobiography in hopes to impress the CEO enough to get a new contract
Halloween Spook Show
Moonlight Studios is hosting a Halloween celebration for No Holds Barred, and Jennifer the intern has brought all the snacks!
Pruhdip Chips
Bill and Bayn try to come up with a way to make their podcast seem more viable to Moonlight Studios so their contracts can be renewed.
The Goof That Flaps In The Night
Tyler finally returns from throat surgery and Bill and Bayn talk to him about it.
Bye, Bye, Bayn
No longer under contract, Bayn leaves the show. Bill hatches a plan to get new contracts for Bill and Bayn at Moonlight Studios
Rules, Schmules
Zellie informs Bill & Bayn of the new rules at Moonlight Studio, and they are not stoked about it!
No Holds Barred - Parts Unknown's Most Wanted
In our chilling Season 4 Finale, Bill is being hunted by the CIA over a diamond heist that went sideways. Bill and Bayn try to figure out a way to escape.
No Holds Barred - Bill Buys A Synthesizer
Bill buys a synthesizer for the show and creates magic.
No Holds Barred - Bill Starts A Pyramid Scheme
Still trying to save PHPW, Bill decides to start a pyramid scheme involving cookies.
No Holds Barred - Bill Plots Revenge Against Ricky
Bill discovered Ricky has said some unflattering things about him on Kneedrops, Kneebars, and Nightsweats. Bill and Bayn want revenge.
No Holds Barred - Bill Misses The Synth
After finding a gun in the studio Bill remembers finding the synthesizer and tries to convince Zellie to buy one for him.
No Holds Barred - Bill Wins The Lottery
Bill answers some Twitter questions, and finds out that he won the lottery.
No Holds Barred - Bill Interviews Grizelda The Great
Bill tries to learn more about Zellie's professional wrestling career during an interview. Bayn is put in Zellie's control center room during the show.
No Holds Barred - Love Hurts
It's the Valentines Day episode. The one where Bill is single and doesn't appreciate the fact that Bayn isn't.
No Holds Barred - Bill Makes A New Theme
A synthesizer is left in the studio from a previous podcast, and Bill decides it's time for a new theme song.
No Holds Barred - We're Broke
Bill informs Bayn that PHPW is broke. Bill explains what happened to the money.
No Holds Barred - "Beautiful" Bill
Every Professional Wrestler needs a gimmick! Bill is trying a new one out, and is also getting sued by a reporter.
No Holds Barred - Jingle Bells A-Jinglin'
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! It's the episode Bill doesn't want released, but we're giving it to you anyway! Bill has a new "Bae" and he struggles to not break his non-disclosure agreement with her.
Happy Holidays From Bill And Bayn!
No Christmas episode this year! But we hope you all have a fantastic holiday season, and we will see you for part 2 of season 4 next year!
No Holds Barred - Friendsgiving
Bill and Bayn prepare a bit of a Thanksgiving feast by bringing in some of their favorite dishes! Bill discusses the legend of Turkey Thompson's undefeated streak at GWE's Thanksgiving show "Thanksgiving Thumper"
No Holds Barred - Moonlight Studios
During the Halloween Season, things get a little bit spooky! Including the studio Bill and Bayn record at. They're met by the new receptionist/secretary/wearer of many hats Griselda who may be a bit scarier than Bill and Bayn expected.
No Holds Barred - Nutrition Facts
In The Season 4 finale, Bayn has some exciting news to share with Bill. While Bill shares the importance of a good diet in your Pro Wrestling career.
No Holds Barred - Heartfelt Conversations
This week Bill finds himself in a rough spot once again in his personal life. Him and Bayn have a heartfelt conversation about being imperfect. They of course eat some Humberto's Tacos.
No Holds Barred - The Booker Knows Best
After a full season of Bayn and Bill being at odds, they decide to start this week with a clean slate. Which lasts about 5 minutes as they get into a heated argument about Humberto's Tacos.
No Holds Barred - Saving The Day
Bill has devised a plan to save Humberto's Tacos, Bayn tags along to try and make things go smoothly.
No Holds Barred - Happy Birthday, Cliff
Bill and Bayn forget about Cliff's birthday and suffer the consequences. Bill sits everyone under the learning tree again and teaches how to properly be in the main event.
No Holds Barred - America, Shoot Yeah!
It's the Fourth of July Special, and we're having a cookout at No Holds Barred! Bill has a special surprise guest for Bayn, and Bill is seemingly unhappy with Trisha.
No Holds Barred - Big Brother
Bill interrupts Bayn's new podcast and sets off a chain of events to prevent Bill from talking about the basics of chain wrestling.
No Holds Barred - Rib Royale
Bill has started doing five course meals, which turns out to be a bad thing for the show. Bayn suggest a BBQ joint for Bill's fourth course. Bill tries teaching about attending seminars.
No Holds Barred - Twinning
Bill teaches the art of storytelling, partially through a current experience of Kevin messing up their food order.
No Holds Barred - Secrets Of The Locker Room
Bill explains locker room etiquette through some personal stories, and Bayn orders the most basic dish from Mama Marianna's.
No Holds Barred - Serious Business
Bill tells the people what you should put in your gear bag, Bayn has something to say about most of it, and Kevin gets the food as usual.
No Holds Barred - The Learning Tree
Bill is recorded by Kevin saying derogatory things about him. Bill is forced to bribe him to not tell Trisha about it. Bayn has to listen to Bill give more Pro Wrestling advice.
No Holds Barred - Back To Basics
After a MASSIVE victory at PHPW Boss Fight, Bayn is forced to come back to No Holds Barred. Bill wants to get back to the root of what this show was about.