Not CrAzy
By Alandra and Miranda
We’re here to talk about the shit we go through that we hide in social media. Let’s talk about what really keeps you up at night, is it your body, friends or career? This podcast will make you feel a little less “crazy” and a little more understood. We will cover it all with insight from a therapist and her business woman best-friend.
Not CrAzySep 24, 2020
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Old Flings
In this episode, the women do a little bit of reminiscing and bring up the topic of “old flings.” The women bring up different types of flings that you encounter in your life (good and bad) and what you can learn from each one individually. They also discuss how sometimes it’s possible for your worst fling to turn into your best fling. We also get an update from Alandra’s birthday weekend in Atlantic City and find out if Lan and Miranda have yet to recover from their hangovers. Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new Instagram @notcrazy_podcast and Twitter @NotCrAzyPodcast
May 14, 202140:24
Tik Tok or Tik Toxic?
In this episode, the women discuss Miranda’s number one obsession, Tik Tok! They dive deep into the #1 growing social media platform today and the effect it can have on people’s mental health. The women explain the positives and negatives that come along with Tik Tok and the extreme influence it has on the younger generation. We also find out what number is greater: the US population or Miranda’s Tik Tok views (seriously). Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new Instagram @notcrazy_podcast and Twitter @NotCrAzyPodcast
Apr 22, 202134:37
Sexual Healing
In this episode, the women talk about the one thing on everyone’s mind: SEX, but not quite the way you’d expect. The women have a discussion about sexual healing and the things that sex can teach us. The girls also take some personal experiences they received on Instagram and talk about each situation individually. Everything from using sex as a coping mechanism, how realistic 50 shades of grey is, and sex contracts. Alandra also tries to break the world record for amount of times “raw” is said on a podcast. Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new instagram @notcrazy_podcast.
Apr 08, 202136:11
Your Friends Hate You
In this episode, the women talk about the friends we make throughout our lives and how to categorize the different friends you have in your life. The women explain how 2020 was the year of finding out who your true friends were and what makes someone a true friend. They explain how different people are in your life for different reasons, such as your gym friends being different from your going out friends. The girls also want to normalize breaking up with your friends and what’s the mature way to handle it. Also, if you’re not a serial killer and are looking for a roommate in Philadelphia hit up Alandra! Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new instagram @notcrazy_podcast.
Mar 25, 202141:21
Dating In 2021
In this episode, the women get into the topic of dating in 2021 and how dating has been nearly impossible this past year. The women discuss how the use of dating apps has increased greatly, and how people using these apps need to be realistic with their expectations and actions. They also detail a few different personal dating stories this year, including 2020 forcing someone have end of the world sex with an ex. We find out how Chris Daughtry gets Miranda pumped up for the gym. Also is it possible that if Miranda is with you at a bar and leaves out of no where, without telling you, that means she actually likes you....? Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new instagram @notcrazy_podcast. Also make sure to follow @customizedbylogan and use our special discount code Notcrazy15 for 15% off!
Mar 12, 202143:11
BLIND SPEED DATING PART 2
In this episode, the women play matchmaker for our beloved “Molly” once again but this time it gets even deeper and spicier than before 😏. We bring back all three dates (Arin, Valentin, and Billy) from last week in an attempt to steal Molly’s heart once and for all, and we finally get the answers to all of our questions. Does Valentin think of himself as a fuck boy? How spicy can Arin get? Is Billy more than just a mystery man? Does Alandra accidentally reveal Molly’s true identity?? Only one way to find out! Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new instagram @notcrazy_podcast. If you haven’t already PLEASE make sure to follow @customizedbylogan and use our special discount code Notcrazy15 for 15% off!
Feb 26, 202101:20:02
BLIND SPEED DATING PT. 1
In this episode, the women try something a little different... Alandra and Miranda play matchmaker to their good friend “Molly” and bring on 3 random dates for a new school version of old school speed dating! Each date gets 15 minutes to try and woo “Molly” in attempt to get a second date. Who will spark “Molly’s” interest the most and how many times will Alandra force the guests to describe their biggest childhood trauma?? Make sure you rate and review our podcast and follow the new instagram @notcrazy_podcast. Also make sure to follow @customizedbylogan and use our special discount code Notcrazy15 for 15% off! #HotGirlsWhoSnort
Feb 12, 202101:18:03
Should I start an OnlyFans...?
In this episode the women discuss the subscription based social media platform Onlyfans with a special guest host, Miranda’s friend Brooke! Brooke joins the show and shares her experiences with having her own Onlyfans page. Everything from the basic ins and outs, the negative connotation that comes with Onlyfans, how much money can be made, and if dealing with creeps and disrespectful people is a common occurrence. Brooke also gives her opinion on whether or not the listeners or anyone interested should start their own Onlyfans and why her uncle is involved in her Onlyfans(??) The women are also looking for single men and women (in the Rochester, Buffalo, or Philly area) to be a part of their speed dating episode coming up in the near future, get in contact with Alandra or Miranda if you know a good candidate! Also follow the Instagram @notcrazy_podcast
Jan 29, 202146:11
New Year, New Me...?
In this episode, the women talk about the term “New Year, New Me” and discuss whether making a New Years resolution is helpful, hurtful, or a little bit of both. Miranda and Alandra also fill you in on if they’re making resolutions themselves, while also reading (judging?) some random Twitter resolutions. We also get an update on a Dry January attempt and possible severe injuries from the women. Also follow the new Not Crazy insta page! @Notcrazy_podcast
Jan 15, 202147:07
Throw Away The Scale
In this episode the women introduce you to a very special guest... Miranda’s sister Alicia! Alicia fills us in on her amazing personal journey with fitness and self love in an attempt to help anyone going through similar struggles. This episode details how you can overcome the fear and anxiety of going to the gym; by focusing on the bettering of yourself and overcoming self doubt in your own individual way. Despite living in the era of social media influencers and the stress of the holidays and the world as a whole, we want you to know that there is a light at the end of the tunnel and we want to help you get there. Alandra also wants to remind everyone that strong women scare weak men, it’s not really mentioned in the episode but we don’t want you to forget it. And that’s real.
Dec 18, 202001:03:39
Introducing Wall Street Pete
In the episode, Alandra and Eddy introduce and explain to the world what/who exactly is "Wall Street Pete." The women dive into what makes someone a Wall Street Pete, how sketchy phones and texting can be in a relationship, and the difference between whores and horror. Also towards the end of this show, the women present the new and improved format to future Not Crazy episodes!
Dec 04, 202046:43
I Lost You, To Learn For Me
In this episode, the women discuss what we learn from the different types of people that we've met in our lives. Whether it be a friendship, relationship, or something as simple as a coworker, there are always lessons to be learned. The situations and stories get pretty deep in this episode, both from the listeners and the girl's own personal experiences. Alandra also explains to us how she is a fiend when it comes to thrift shopping, and how she was thrifting before thrifting was even cool.
Nov 20, 202044:29
Right Person, Wrong Time
In this episode the women discuss the classic cliche: Right person, wrong time. They dissect whether this quote is in fact true in the modern dating world and some other reasons for our failed relationships. The women also update you on their crazy and stressful past two weeks that has Miranda drinking ginger ale instead of wine while recording?? Also, ways you can be involved in future episodes and how you can win your very own Not Crazy apparel!
Nov 13, 202050:50
The Ghosts That Haunt You
In this spooky Halloween special, the women discuss and share "ghosting" and "monstering?" stories experienced by themselves and the listeners as well. They also discuss if we as a society should normalize "ghosting" in our dating lives. We are also introduced to Miranda's good friend Cockersten Cockston for the very first time!
Oct 30, 202051:14
Fuck boy, or just fucked up?
In this episode, the women discuss the all too familiar "Fuck Boy." What first starts as a back and forth of some unfortunate personal experiences, turns into a deep dive into the brain of a fuck boy and what makes them so fucky. We even find out that Alandra may still be entertaining a fuck boy to this day??
Oct 22, 202051:04
I Can't Be With You, Sincerely Politics
In this episode, the women discuss politics and the effect they can have on friendships and relationships as a whole. They dive deep into whether or not political opinions have the power to damage or even destroy a relationship completely. There is also the first GIVEAWAY of season 2 and Miranda's mic is as smooth as a glass of red wine... until about 17 minutes in. #VOTE #VOTE #VOTE
Oct 15, 202044:12
Flirting With Your Sexuality
In this episode, the women discuss sexuality and the journey and struggles that come with finding out who you truly are as a person. Between their own personal experiences and those of their friends and loved ones, the girls have a plethora of stories and examples to be heard. And Miranda fixed her mic! Kind of....
Oct 08, 202042:18
WELCOME BACK! Guy Code/Girl Code: A Breakdown
MISSED YOU GUYS, WE BACK! In this season 2 premiere, the women catch you up on their personal lives and discuss a tale as old as time: Guy Code and Girl Code. What's wrong? What's right? Who is off limits? Who did Miranda hook up with in the Poconos? And even an Alandra fist fight...??
Sep 24, 202043:47
Your crazy ex girlfriend, THE FINALE.
In this episode/finale of season 1, the women share personal stories of how “crazy” they have acted in the past. It gets so cringey that you won’t want to turn it off. You’re not alone.
Jul 30, 202039:21
We’re not crAzy, we’re just not eMployed.
In this episode, the women discuss the impact that COVID-19 plays on career, dating, and exercise. In this episode, you’ll really feel like you’re walking into a conversation between Miranda and Alandra. You might also find a little pandemic inspiration.
Jul 23, 202042:03
She left without saying goodbye
In this episode, the women talk about red flags in meeting someone, first encounters, and DATING. They get real about what they DO NOT like to see in potential significant others. ***TRIGGER WARNING: Gaslighting/emotional abuse.
Jul 16, 202047:47
The truth that will change you. You’ve been warned.
In this episode the women interview two anonymous guests to talk about cheating, body count, and ghosting. You’ll hear from the perspective of a man other known as buffalo Johnny, and a woman who might make you question your relationship.
Jul 09, 202037:25
THEY CHEATED ON YOU
In this episode the women talk about the scary C word... CHEATING! They go deep into why people cheat and the aftermath of being cheated on. Watch out, this one might hit home.
Jul 02, 202039:57
How many likes are you worth?
In this episode, the women talk about how we all suffer with worrying about Instagram likes rather than moments in real life. They talk about changing the culture in which we know so well and to be more present.
Jun 25, 202037:41
To sex or not to sex?
In this episode, the women talk about sexual relationships with exes, best friends, long-term lovers, and strangers. They encourage communication, debating, and masterbating.
Jun 18, 202034:27
GHOST them, you’ll grow.
In this episode, the women talk about breakups (yikes). We talk about how ghosting can actually help heal you and how you can grow through and go through breakups of any kind.
Jun 12, 202039:37
Hate. It’s not you, it’s me.
In this episode, the women have an old friend join them in a girls night. Do you ever wonder what girls talk about during a sleepover? Well your dream is coming true except this time we’re not girls and it’s a little more real.
Jun 04, 202036:59
This one is for the BOYS
In this mini episode, the women talk about what it’s like to be a man in modern relationships. It’s a piggy-back off of season 1 episode 5: HATE, it’s not you it’s me.
Jun 04, 202008:45
Rest In Peace George Floyd
In this mini episode, we ask that you keep an open mind and an open heart and to do that always. Alandra and her father talk openly about what is happening in America.
May 31, 202012:39
RELATIONSHIPS (yikes)
In this episode the women talk about three scary thing: relationships, being ready, and commitment. Ask yourself, what kind of relationship do you want to be a part of?
May 28, 202038:36
SEX
In this episode the women talk about SEX. They get into slut-shaming, owing your sexuality, and meeting your own needs. Let’s talk about it!
May 21, 202050:44
Are you insecure or are you just human?
In this episode, we get raw and talk about insecurities. The women talk about lacking self-love and being a perfectionist. Awareness is key.
May 13, 202040:12
The weight we gain and friends we’ve made
In this episode we explore managing a long-distance friendship, weight gain, and coping with quarantine. It’s just the beginning so episodes will be shorter after this :)
May 07, 202046:13
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