Nothingstar Academy

Dear journal. It’s me. Ya boi. Saratoga Random Dent Jones. As this very chill summer comes to a close I figured I would check back in. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

More behind the scenes and DnD One Shots based on the Nothingstar Universe coming this summer! 

Will Nothingstar be able to withstand the oncoming onslaught of The Dark Council? Does Toga have main character energy? Does every one of Judas Cradle's farts contain an entire nugget of Poopy? 

We shall see on the Season One Finale of Nothingstar Academy! 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Saratoga Random Dent Jones/Genimax/Nistion/Vehemas/Mannix/Duncan: Ryan Brady

Xan the Beholder/Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson

Onyx Surge/Kel the Loxodon: Chad Tower

Phineas Whistlepig/Oslo Santiago/Deadeye Crawford/Gax: Adam Carner

Zander Thundersnake/Gio: Justin Hagen

Spencer Thundersnake/Zo/Shen/Korter: Spencer Hagen

Apto Flintclaw/King of the Dust Bunnies: JR Vergati

Judas Cradle: Jarrett Cacace 

Lady Shay/Helja Blackwater: Sam Neri

Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner 

Thank you to everyone who listened to the first season of this show. That was really neat of you. 

We must learn about the Dark Council right now, very quickly, and for no particular reason. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady

Onyx Surge: Chad Tower

Oslo Santiago: Adam Carner

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Arthur Stratton: HBO BOI James 

Toga gets invited to a party on the planet Venus by Naemar Silentgift and the whole Sloth House clan for no purpose other than to drink blended up rodents - he's sure of it. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady

Naemar / Harper Silentgift: Dylan Cyr

Oslo Santiago: Adam Carner 

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to steal the Nothingstar. Part 2!

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Stay all the way to the end for a post credit scene cause we marvel now. 

Credits:

Phineas Whistlepig/PSE/Rot Troll: Adam Carner

Saratoga Jones/Blep/Tank Murderfist: Ryan Brady

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner

Apto Flintclaw/Dust Bunny King: JR Vergati

Dr. Blitz Haversack/Grigory: Marc Gibson

Spencer Thundersnake/Korter: Spencer Hagen

Ralph the Bridge Troll: Elliot Smith

Twister: Chad Tower

The Queen of Dust: Sam Neri

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to steal the Nothingstar.

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

• Phineas Whistlepig/PSE: Adam Carner
• Arthur Stratton: HBO BOI JAMES
• Saratoga Jones/Blep/Tank Murderfist: Ryan Brady
• Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
• Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner 
  • Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
• Dr. Blitz Haversack: Marc Gibson
• Spencer Thundersnake: Spencer Hagen
• Ralph the Bridge Troll: Elliot Smith
• Twister: Chad Tower 

Toga ventures to the Ghost Underground to accept a challenge from Magnus Peppercorn to decide the Nothingstar Liar's Dice Championship. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady

Magnus Peppercorn/Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

The Sloth House has successfully brought in a ringer, Oslo Santiago, and Nothingstar will never be the same. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady

Oslo Santiago: Adam Carner 

Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Dakota Montreal: Kristen Nuccini

Naemar Silentgift: Dylan Cyr 

Toga can't stop singing and while trying to find a solution slash save everyone's ear drums he gets a juicy one on one with Judas Cradle, Nothingstar Lead Torturer, Vice Principal, & The Warden at the Long Island Sound Retirement Home slash High Security Prison.

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady

Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Judas Cradle: Jarrett Cacace 

Tuba has a wayward visit to the Nothingstar Nurses office which goes just as you'd expect and then he is treated to some bomb salami at the Nothingstar Deli Slash Pidgeon Postal Delivery Service as he interview it's proprietors, Giovanni and Lorenzo Giant-Rat. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig/Pondra: Adam Carner

Tuba: Ryan Brady

Zander Thundersnake/Leral/Giovanni Giant-Rat: Justin Hagen

Lorenzo Giant-Rat: Spencer Hagen

The Headmaster raps off the dome while Blep and his translator Vehemas wax poetic about their lives in hiding. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner 

Saratoga/Blep/Vehemas: Ryan Brady

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Post Cube-splosion Toga follows the recently spat out of a suitcase Nothingstar Sanitation Director, Grigory Brents, for a day on the job as the local wise janitor. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson

Saratoga/Vehemas: Ryan Brady

Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner 

Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner

Korter Shadowhold/Spencer Thundersnake: Spencer Hagen 

Apto Flintclaw/King of the Dust Bunnies: JR Vergati

Judas Cradle: Jarrett Cacace 

Ralph the Bridge Troll: Elliot Smith

Written by Ryan Brady, Marc Gibson, Justin Hagen, & JR Vergati

The mystery of what is in Onyx Surge's briefcase has been solved and it is gross. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner 

Saratoga: Ryan Brady

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Wherein Toga tries to hide Onyx Surge's suitcase and wanders into a room he definitely shouldn't be in and then interviews Nothingstars local Normie Liaison and guidance counselor, Dr. Jonathan Shytlieb. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Dr. Jonathan Shytlieb: HBO BOI JAMES

Onyx Surge: Chad Tower

Saratoga: Ryan Brady

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Wherein we take a deep dive into who Onyx Surge really is to find out if the briefcase he gave us is going to kill us or not. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.

Credits:

Onyx Surge: Chad Tower 

Saratoga: Ryan Brady

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Toga gets purposefully captured by an evil painting to hide from Vehemas and then talks to Nothingstars local BAD BOI and heir apparent to the Thundersnake throne, Spencer Thundersnake. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.

Credits:

Saratoga, Mannix McSweeney, Blep, & Vehemas: Ryan Brady

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Spencer Thundersnake: Spencer Hagen

Toga fights the King of the Leprechauns and then talks to Zander Thundersnake about how all the prophetic children seem to be dropping like flies... Regular flies... Not the gigantic Dragon ones. 

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.

Credits:

Saratoga, Mannix McSweeney, & Vehemas: Ryan Brady

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen

Written by Ryan Brady & Justin Hagen 

Apto Flintclaw, a gigantic bipedal lion, drops by to inform Toga and through him the world on what Dragonball is and why Dragon Tamers are useless scumbags.

Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.

Credits:

Saratoga: Ryan Brady

Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati

Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner

Produced by Ryan Brady

The editor of The Daily Vagabond and Nothingstar's premiere journalist, Saratoga Jones, welcomes you to the first episode of the show. 

A bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world. 

Credits: 

Saratoga: Ryan Brady

Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner 

Produced by Ryan Brady

Hello – I’m Ryan Brady and this is a trailer for Nothingstar Academy, a podcast that will be premiering on September 1st, 2021, with new episodes on the 1st and 15th of the month after that.

If you want, you can Follow @NothingstarPod on Twitter for updates and also, I host another show called The HBO BOIZ where my pals recap and review television and movies that aren’t just on HBO, which I get is confusing, but nonetheless it's the best.

See you in September.