Night of the Lists
By Vincent Kane
Night of the ListsMay 13, 2021
Aquatic Horror
It's summer and hot outside, so Sailor and Kane decided to talk about some aquatic horror movies that revolve around that sweet cool liquid relief we all love during this time of year. Of course, Sailor does a list of Italian Jaws rip-offs before we get to our official list. Let us know what you think of our aquatic horror picks and tell us some of your favorite horror movies set in or around water.
Sun-Soaked Horror
It's hotter than a mofo outside so Sailor and Kane decided to discuss some of the best movies set in the brightly burning sun. When you think horror movies, the majority of the time they are set in the dark of night, and rightfully so. Things are just scarier in the dark. We are just more cautious and protective when the sunsets. We don't think about the happenings of horror movies going down under the sun but we are here to talk about the movies that remind us that bad can happen at any time. Pop that shirt, lather up with some suntan lotion, and listen to our list of Sun-Soaked horror movies.
Funny Horror Characters
With this list, we discuss the funniest characters from horror movies. From the faithful sidekicks that make us chuckle to some small creatures that have us rolling on the floor in hilarious terror, Sailor and Kane cover all sorts of characters that bring the laughs in between the scares. Sailor tries to put Kane to sleep by bringing up a Treat Williams movie while we go on yet another tangent about S. Craig Zahler. Enjoy our funniest horror characters list.
Scenes That Scared Us
Sailor and Kane rank and discuss scenes that actually freaked us out or messed us up. Of course, Sailor overthinks the list and makes this harder than it is. As horror fans, we can become jaded to happening on-screen during a horror movie and not get "scared" of grossed out as much as non-horror fans. The scenes on this list are some of the few to make an impact and punch us right in our gut. Check out the episode and let us know some of the scenes that got to you.
Biggest Letdowns
Sailor and Kane rank and discuss their biggest horror movie letdowns of all time. Movies that we were so excited and hyped for, that left us disappointed and even angry in some cases. We excluded some movies that we have already discussed our displeasure with. Cough It Chapter Two Cough.
Horror Director Draft
Sailor and Kane tried something a little different this episode and that was to have a horror director fantasy draft! We also had a special guest, Bob Cram Jr., who writes Fear Flashback Reviews every Friday for ScreenAgeWasteland.com. The rules are pretty simple. We take turns drafting the best team of five horror directors that we can and discuss each other's picks. Listen to the episode to get the rest of the rules for the draft and then let us know who you think made the best draft picks!
Final Girls
Worst Horror Sequels
Sailor and Kane rank and discuss some of the worst and most miserable sequels from the horror genre. We try our best not to bash the people involved because, hey, at least you made a movie right? But we would like to apologize to Eric Stoltz for our comments. Also, we probably spent way too much time talking about Sailor's number one pick because we both hated it so much that we are still angry about this horror sequel.
TV Horror Movies
Sailor and Kane rank and discuss some of the best made for TV horror movies of all the times. Sailor gives us a history lesson on Made-For-TV movies while Kane lets everyone know about his displeasure of Stephen King TV horror movies and why none made his list. Spoiler Alert. Enjoy and let us know which TV horror movies would make your list as well as telling us what you think of our rankings!
Best Horror Sequels
Sailor and Kane dive in and discuss some of the best horror sequels of all time. We tried to be as objective as possible in making our rankings but as always a little bias had to sneak its way in there. Kane again tries to sneak Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 into a conversation just to annoy Sailor. Listen and let us know what you consider to be some of the best sequels in horror history.
1st Annual Trashie Awards
Sailor and Kane present our 1st Annual Trashie Awards for the best in horror movies from 2020. We discuss five nominees in different awards and give them the prestigious Trashie Award from our patron saint of the Cult of Trash. Dive in and check out our nominees and winner then let us know if you agree or disagree with our selections.
Underrated Horror Villains
This week on the show, Sailor and Kane talk about underrated horror villains. Characters that just don't get the love they deserve or ones that Sailor simply made up to seem cool.
The Friday the 13th Franchise
In this episode, Sailor and Kane rank and discuss what Kane claims to be the greatest horror franchise of all the times, The Friday the 13th Franchise. We discuss the short Never Hike Alone, the video games, Crispin Glover's amazing dancing, and then go in-depth for our love and appreciation of this horror franchise. Listen and let us know what you think of our ranking. Who got it right and who was way off the mark? Which one of us was the closest to your ranking? Go over to @nightofthelists on Twitter and Instagram to let us know your ranking! Support the show by going to Patreon and joining the Cult of Trash!
Favorite Horror Movies
In our first episode, we wanted to give the listeners some idea of Sailor and Kane's tastes in horror movies by ranking our top ten all-time favorite movies from the genre. There are classics and personal favorites discussed for a long time. Sorry about that. This is our first episode and we are talking about movies we love. You understand, right?
Night of the Lists Trailer
This is the official Night of the Lists Trailer where Sailor and Kane introduce themselves and let you in on what's in store for future episodes. Also, you get information on how to support the show. Click the subscribe button and be on the look out for the first episode.