WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meeting" with HR at your stupid job.
If you listen to any of this, it's your fault and you should feel bad. You f**king weirdo.
Also, if you're going to leave us a review, make it a scathing review with a 5 star rating. The more cruel the better. Like...really go to town. It's okay, we deserve it.
We took a break. We forgot to put up our last episode of the season. This one is about animals again, but like...dead animals. So obviously you can skip this one. We'll be back with a new season unfortunately. Whatever.
Drew got a Brazilian wax from the amazing Matt Leyes at Men's Grooming Parlor in Chicago so we talk about that. Matt is amazing, but we are trash people. Just a friendly reminder not to listen to this podcast.
Universehead producer/engineer/Sharla's husband Patrick Hale joins us in being terrible to talk about incest. Along with a new segment "Everything is Garbage and Nothing Matters". It doesn't matter though. Hopefully you're not listening to this dumpster fire of a podcast.
Drew is out this time around, but Sharla still gives the filth with guest host Brett Mannes from Comic Book Queers podcast. Brett is disgusting, don't even worry about listening to this one. Comic Book Queers is great though. Listen to that show instead.
We don't deserve to have SNL alumni, and screenwriter Tim Kazurinski on the show with us...but somehow we do. We talk to him about the crazy days of SNL and masturbating monkeys. We normally suggest not listening to these episodes, but this one? You should listen to this one. We are awful garbage people, but Tim is a great, great man.
Get a glass of wine. Put on some sexy tunes. Cuddle up next to the one you love. Then both of you kill yourselves together. There're some great podcasts out there. This is not one of those. Please don't listen.
We play D&D kinda. Not really, but sort of. I don't know this one is mostly about human sacrifice. We hated it. You should hate it too. Please stop listening to this show. We don't want to do this anymore.
We are Sharla and Drew. We look up stuff that you shouldn't look up on the internet and talk about it. This one is about animals and the love we have for them. We do not recommend listening to this show.