Not Tonight with Linda and Brenda
By Linda and Brenda
Not Tonight with Linda and BrendaDec 04, 2020
45: Goodbye Norma Jean (and Dude)
Then, we get right back into the final days of Marilyn Monroe. Annie, are you okay? Will you tell us that you’re okay? Well, spoiler alert, she’s not okay.
44: NOT Tall Dark and Handsome and btw Who Murked Marilyn?
43: Mom’s Shady Boots
42: SANASA
Shout out to Brisbane, Australia. Y’all are in da building.
41: Keep These Teeth, RIP Nietszche
40: I Cannot Find My Own Teeth
39: Get Your Hair Out Of Your Face
38: They Actually Work For Me
37: That’s Not His Pappy
36: My Palms Have Been Through Enough
35: We Snort, We Laugh, We Yell, We Drink
34: Imagine ft. Fiddy and Rico
33: We Freaky Fridayed Each Other
32: It’s Britney, Bitch.
31: There’s an Underworld, Girl.
30: We’re Living in a Hologram
29: Murks & Manifestations
28: There’s A First Time For Everything with Mom
Fan Favorite Mama Brenda is back for our episode of firsts — first kisses, first “times”, first boyfriends, first Murderino memories, and the first time Mom let one of her children go missing.
Episode References: Robert Durst, Ted Bundy (not hot), the Green River Killer, JonBenet Ramsey, Diane Downs, Natalie Wood, Natalie Holloway, Matt Dillon, the cast of The Outsiders, Shia Labeouf, Joaquin Phoenix, Mr. Robot, Pete Davidson, Patrick Swayze, crackheads, and a Jesus-looking hippie dude.
27: Get Me Out of This K-Hole
Astrological houses, corona boyfriends, manifestations, Oprah, serious cult activity (heavy on the NXIVM and Manson Family), and getting stuck in K-holes.
26: You Gonna Drag Me?
25: Linda’s Bent! (Ft. Jimmy)
24: The Burping (Ft. Reggie)
23: Dreams, Ghosts, and Serial Killers
22: Take Me To Church (ft. Mom)
Linda’s Ivy update, Irish corrections from our dear friend Jack, and Brenda tells her Church Lady story. Then, Mama Brenda appears and gives her own recollection of the Church Lady story which is entirely different. Who's telling the truth?
21: You’re in a Cult, Call Your Brendas
20: Emo Adventures ft. Stroking Heart & The Mutha Uckas
#Manassas, grandma stories, emo stories, and mutha uckas.
19: You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Us - Part 3/3
The finale to our 36 Questions Series -- talking weighted blankets, embarrassing stories, ADHD life, and being half Britney.
18: The One Time I Got Poisoned (ft. Psychics & South Nodes)
Linda’s new girlfriend, Brenda’s psychic reading, the one time Brenda stayed sexy but almost got murdered, serial killer birthdays, and our forked-up south nodes.
17: You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Us - Part 2/3
Linda sounds like Britney and hates Ani Difranco, Family Aerosmith stories, existential crises, math homework freakouts, Animal Crossing updates, and a request to send us your dang birth charts (and quesadillas).
16: Happy Fork of July
Get ready to put a fork in it. “The world is bullshit.” - Fiona Apple
15: You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Us - Part I
Answering “The 36 Questions That Lead To Love”, based on the 2015 study by psychologist Arthur Aron. Well, we answer the first 11 questions in this episode. Sooo anyway you’re basically about to fall in love with us okay bye.
Link to The NY Times article: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/style/36-questions-that-lead-to-love.amp.html
Link to the Arthur Aron Study: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0146167297234003
14: A Weird Shoeless Joe
13: Tiger King Recap Ep. 5
12: Dorking Around (ft. Shinyribs)
Special guest Shinyribs is here!
11: Tiger King Recap Ep. 4
We talk about several crocodilians and Jeff effing Lowe. It’s what you came for.
10: I’m a Little Effing Mistake
Brenda is pissed. We sing a duet from Mr. Rogers. A little bit of our secret selves. Look, we don’t know what’s going on. Have fun.
Side Sleeper #2 with Ramona and the Weird Bug
We talk about that girl from Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Daniel the puppet (and Elton John’s brother?), then Brenda shares a bleary-eyed story about a weird bug.
9: Tiger King Recap Ep. 3 - The Secret
We talk more wigs, then get down to brass tacks — what’s up with Carole?
Side Sleeper #1 with Styx
Good night... sweet dreams... of wigs and tarot cards and alter egos.
8: Tiger King Recap Ep. 2 Cult of Personality
Cults, tiger attacks, resilient weirdos, sicko weirdos, one cool dog, and a major murderino cliffhanger.
7: Tiger King Recap Ep. 1
6: Off Topic with Lynyrd Skynyrd da Vinci
Talkin' ghosts, music, vibe cards, a Leonardo da Vinci geekout, and Brenda whispers like Drunk Karen.
5: The Tale of Timmy
More Misery, Animal Crossing, Jenelle from Teen Mom, and a deep dive into the weird and wild story of an old neighbor named Timmy.
4: Soft Bread Hard Butter
Misery. And More Misery... ever had hard butter on soft bread?
3: Hell No with Mom
We have our first guest! Our mom is on the podcast talking about knives in the back door, ghost stories, a dog she had for two days, a murder we can’t actually talk about, and regular mom things. Sweet dreams!
2: The Cherry Migration
Story Time! Discussing Brenda's favorite effed up childhood book, The Cherry Migration - Story by Bruce Balan and Illustration by Dan Lane (who is equally important.)