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Not Your Pastors Podcast

Not Your Pastors Podcast

By Not Your Pastor's Podcast

Based in 1996 two fictional want-to-be pastors, Alex and Jason recount the brutal butcherings of the Bible they were exposed to in the evangelical church. Then, as any low-budget 90s VHS christian special would, they travel to the future (present day) to see the impacts and repercussions of those teachings. Don't be left behind, listen today! www.notyourpastors.com
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02 - You Have No Idea: Exploring Christian Suicide with Steve Austin and Robert Vore

Not Your Pastors PodcastAug 01, 2019

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03 - Harvest Party From Hell: Podcast of horrors 4

03 - Harvest Party From Hell: Podcast of horrors 4

Jake has received static filled calls from his old house, Wayne has been visited by a little girl, and Tony gives an update on the woman living at his mom's house.  All of these stories and more in our Podcast of Horror 4. Meanwhile back in 1996 Alex and Jason can't believe the youth group has opted out of Jason's Harvest Party to go to a haunted house. What is this world coming too?

Oct 27, 201901:43:43
02 - You Have No Idea: Exploring Christian Suicide with Steve Austin and Robert Vore
Aug 01, 201901:04:55
01 - You've Been Left Behind: The Rapture with Zack Hunt

01 - You've Been Left Behind: The Rapture with Zack Hunt

Jason reveals to Alex that he set up a “left behind” scenario for the youth group which resulted in many tearful conversions to Christ. Alex berates the practice saying that the scare tactic isn’t the best way to lead people to the Lord. Jason disagrees and thus they consult their time machine to peer into the future church to settle the argument. In this episode they interview Zack Hunt author of “Unraptured: How End Times Theology Gets it Wrong" Out now on Amazon Connect with Zack Hunt https://www.facebook.com/zaackhunt/ https://twitter.com/ZaackHunt Connect with NYPP Facebook, Instagram, Twitter @notyourpastors Support us to get access to full length interviews for just 1 dollar a month patreon.com/notyourpastors For a full list of sources used in the making of this podumentary, please visit www.notyourpastors.com

May 02, 201901:07:26
89 - The Last Episode Before The 90s
Apr 26, 201910:00
88 - Kerri Rawson, Daughter of BTK Serial Killer
Mar 10, 201901:29:34
87 - Excommunication and Renewal With Brandon Carleton
Mar 01, 201901:40:23
86 - Disability In The Church with Christina Spaeth
Feb 15, 201901:07:18
85 - Loving Difficult People (Pt 1)
Feb 08, 201901:10:56
84 - How We Interpret The Bible (spoiler: the text only has one meaning)
Feb 01, 201947:27
83 - Will Somebody Think Of The Children!?

83 - Will Somebody Think Of The Children!?

What age did you start going to church or your relationship with God? What age should you? Was it positive or damaging? What about our kids? What’s the age of accountability? We talk about all that and more!

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If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit our patreon page for details, or e-mail us at notyourpastorspodcast@gmail.com

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Jan 28, 201958:08
82 - Aqua Lust And The Sins We Commit

82 - Aqua Lust And The Sins We Commit

Happy New Year! lets talk about sin! Jason had a sick holiday while Alex did some reorganizing with Marie Kondo and lusting after AquaMan.
Jan 14, 201901:10:19
81 - You Can't Spell Satan Without Santa
Dec 14, 201801:42:03
80 - No Money Mo Problems

80 - No Money Mo Problems

Remember that one time when everything went wrong all at once and you had no money and thought God must be angry with you? We do and we talk about it.

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Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
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If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit our patreon page for details, or e-mail us at notyourpastorspodcast@gmail.com

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Dec 07, 201801:19:24
79 - Did Jesus Die for Our Morals?

79 - Did Jesus Die for Our Morals?

If scientists could use Crispr to genetically edit babies to be morally perfect and obedient to biblical law, would there still be a need or point for Jesus? Alex and Jason discuss with input from listeners.

Support us on Patreon! |
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Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
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Instagram | @NYPP

If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit our patreon page for details, or e-mail us at notyourpastorspodcast@gmail.com

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Nov 30, 201859:22
78 - WTF God. An Episode on Prayer

78 - WTF God. An Episode on Prayer

Bow your heads, close your eyes, and let God have it. It may just be the best decision you’ve ever made. It’s also kinda biblical. Alex and Jason pray this episode will encourage and grow your relationship with Jesus. Amen!

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If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit our patreon page for details, or e-mail us at notyourpastorspodcast@gmail.com

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Nov 18, 201801:21:13
77 - Crypto Kentucky Beasts and Pastoral Demonic Attacks, Stories From Dad
Oct 28, 201801:39:05
76 - Former Satanist, Child Porn Victim, and Church Splitter - Zachary King
Oct 21, 201802:16:36
75 - Interviewing the Shalom Gnome: Brandon Andress
Oct 08, 201801:36:42
74 - Are We Still Christians?
Oct 01, 201801:12:28
73 - Jesus is Head of the Church Not the Bible wsg Keith Giles

73 - Jesus is Head of the Church Not the Bible wsg Keith Giles

“God didn’t leave us a manual he left us Emmanuel.” Author Keith Giles returns to talk about his new book Jesus Unbound: Liberating the Word of God from the Bible.

Buy Keith’s book - Jesus Unbound http://a.co/d/cpvvF6s

Support us on Patreon! |
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Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
Facebook | @NotYourPastor
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If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit our patreon page for details, or e-mail us at notyourpastorspodcast@gmail.com

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Sep 24, 201801:13:55
72 - Pastors, For the Love of God, Take a Break!

72 - Pastors, For the Love of God, Take a Break!

What did we do over the summer? Well, well, well, listen and find out! We also discuss sabbaticals and if/how often pastors should take them. Sabbaticals seem like a no-brainer, but you'd be surprised by the outcry.

Support us on Patreon! |
www.patreon.com/nypp
Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
Facebook | @NotYourPastor
Instagram | @NYPP

If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit our patreon page for details, or e-mail us at notyourpastorspodcast@gmail.com

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Sep 13, 201801:06:26
71 - A Long Talk on Racism with Justin Kufuor
Jul 28, 201802:00:58
70 - God Still Blesses Those Who Quit Giving

70 - God Still Blesses Those Who Quit Giving

We quit giving to the church, and here is what happened.
May 14, 201801:30:06
69 - A Solution to Politically Divided Pews with Dr Leeman
Apr 20, 201801:14:49
Pulpit #021 Phil Britton
Apr 18, 201806:07
68 - Wait, Did We Just Become Foster Parents?
Apr 06, 201801:21:30
67 - You're Not Called! with Jamie the Very Worst Missionary
Mar 30, 201801:12:12
66 - Love the Art, Hate the Artist (Christians and Pop Culture with Redrum Theatre)
Mar 23, 201801:38:54
65 - Growing up in Flint Town (RedRum Re-Release)
Mar 16, 201857:58
64 - Doomsday and the Nazi Locust Army Hiding in the Hollow Earth

64 - Doomsday and the Nazi Locust Army Hiding in the Hollow Earth

THE END IS NEAR! At least here is what happens when you mix modern day conspiracies with the biblical evangelical eschatology… Once Johnny B Good-christian reaches that last remote people group with the gospel, the Christian population is going to slip into an alternate dimension with Jesus. Meanwhile, chaos will erupt on earth, earthquakes are going to shake apart the neglected and tortured floating ball. As people are trying to cope with the dramatic climate change, a secret post-Nazi government with a human/robot hybrid army will come on the clouds and cease the remaining population and take them by storm. The whole world will succumb to a single seemingly nice dude who provides goods and services for his followers so long as they identify with him by taking his number. As he’s sitting upon his giant commerce empire the inhabitants of earth will be forced into the labor of cleaning up the disaster of all that left behind laundry and rebuilding a mock temple so he can have one final throwdown with God. It will take 7 years, and then he’ll be destroyed by Jesus, and the earth and all who have ever lived, will live happily ever after.

We hope you enjoyed the show! Let us know about our favorite conspiracies, for super shady links to poor rabbit hole information, please visit our website.

If you like this episode support us on Patreon! |
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Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
Facebook | @NotYourPastor
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If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for details.

Music: https://www.bensound.com, http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/, http://www.purple-planet.com, and Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Mar 09, 201801:24:50
63 - The Eucharist and Communion and Lord’s Supper, Oh My! with Kenneth Tanner
Mar 02, 201801:15:10
62 - Wait, Why Was Jesus Baptized? Why Are We?
Feb 23, 201801:18:16
Pulpit #020 Holly B - How Do I know I Am Saved?
Feb 22, 201806:04
61 - Selfishly Changing the World with Justin Dillon

61 - Selfishly Changing the World with Justin Dillon

We’re joined by Justin Dillon who we should have been paying $35 an hour for therapy as he helped us find the meaning of life! A professional musician turned filmmaker and social entrepreneur, Justin Dillon is founder and CEO of Made in a Free World, an award-winning platform that brings together consumers, organizations, and businesses to disrupt the $150 billion business of human trafficking. Justin’s leadership as a “practitioner of change” has awakened a global movement of more than 30 million, improved laws, and freed thousands of slaves. He has advised the United Nations, the U.S. State Department, the White House, the Vatican, Fortune 500 companies, and more on issues of innovation and social justice. He is the director of influential films—with voices such as Cornel West, Questlove, Amber Valletta and Nicholas Kristof—including Call+Response and Common Dreams for CNN. Justin has been featured by the New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, Forbes, USA Today, Fast Company, Vogue, Huffington Post, CNN, CBS, FOX, MSNBC,NPR, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Rolling Stone, and more. His work has received many high-profile accolades including a Cannes Lion Award and a SXSW Interactive Innovation Award.

Book | A Selfish Plan to Change the World http://a.co/0wx2nBZ
Website |
madeinafreeworld.com

Support us on Patreon! | www.patreon.com/nypp
Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
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Instagram | @NYPP
Web | www.notyourpastorspodcast.com

If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for details.

Music: https://www.bensound.com, freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/
Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway
Feb 18, 201801:01:10
Pulpit #019 Billie Trahan

Pulpit #019 Billie Trahan

From Billie,
I'm 25 years old, a housewife and active volunteer. I was raised atheist and I was in a very dark place when Jesus saved me. Literally saved my life, because I didn't believe life was worth living before I got to know him.

Check out Billie’s blog @
www.spiritualsoupforthewanderingsoul.tumblr.com/

Not Your Pastor's Pulpit is a collection of raw, honest, sermons and stories from you the listener intended to broaden our picture of Jesus. If you'd like to submit a sermon or story please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for our guidelines and submission info.

Music provided by sosaveme

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Feb 15, 201813:44
60 - Church, Singles, and the Idolatry of Marriage with Joy Beth Smith
Feb 09, 201801:07:44
59 - Wait... Are We Saved? wsg Randy (Doc) Johnson
Jan 28, 201801:10:28
58 - An Interview With Two Alien Abductees
Jan 19, 201801:16:31
Pulpit #018 Cari Jehlik

Pulpit #018 Cari Jehlik

I'm Cari, wife, mom, disciple of Jesus, runner of stupid long distances, and aspiring author.

You can find me at
carijehlik.com , in the twitterverse @CariJehlikAuth, https://www.facebook.com/carijehlikauthor, and www.instagram.com/carijehlikauthor/

Not Your Pastor's Pulpit is a collection of raw, honest, sermons and stories from you the listener intended to broaden our picture of Jesus. If you'd like to submit a sermon or story please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for our guidelines and submission info.
Music provided by sosaveme
Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit
Facebook | @NotYourPastor
Instagram | @NYPP
Web | www.notyourpastorspodcast.com
Jan 17, 201809:56
57 - Jed and the Giant Nephilim (with Church and Other Drugs)
Jan 12, 201801:23:37
55 - Christian Consumerism, Church Shopping, and Buyers Remorse
Dec 14, 201701:09:17
54 - Seasonal Depression With Sarah Fader
Dec 10, 201701:13:13
53 - Bringing Down Broadway
Dec 01, 201701:14:33
52 - Surviving Thanksgiving With Therapist Hillary McBride
Nov 17, 201701:09:38
51 - Evil, Guns, and the Gospel. What do we do now?
Nov 10, 201701:09:28
50 - Death is an Unnatural State
Nov 03, 201749:55
49 - Are Ghosts Demons? with a Pasterd and RedRum Theatre
Oct 30, 201701:56:36
48 - Brian from The Sing Team!
Oct 20, 201701:13:46
47 - Abortion is NOT an Unforgiveable Sin with Sarah Dismore

47 - Abortion is NOT an Unforgiveable Sin with Sarah Dismore

Sarah grew up in church, her family served and participated in nearly every church function, she was heavily involved in youth group, she sang in the choir, her boyfriend attended christian school, and a month after she turned 18, Sarah had an abortion. In this interview Sarah tells us about her abortion, her decision, her depression, her recovery, and God's unmatched forgiveness. We hope this interview finds and encourages those who need to hear it, please share. Interact with us on Twitter @NYPastors, or Facebook and Instagram Recommendations from Sarah: http://someonecaresministries.com http://hopeafterabortion.com http://www.silentnomoreawareness.org/articles/hopehealing.htm http://surrenderingthesecret.com http://www.rachelsvineyard.org --- The resources on this site are extensive and very helpful. They have a hotline: Rachel's Vineyard: 877 HOPE 4 ME (877-467-3463) - National Hotline for Abortion Recovery: 866-482-LIFE (866-482-5433) Support Nick Cotton in "Real Men Wear Pink" of Flint MI http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/MakingStridesAgainstBreastCancer/MSABCCY17LS?px=46399517&pg=personal&fr_id=85076
Oct 13, 201701:38:14
46 - Conspiracies, Cover-Ups, and Conversions

46 - Conspiracies, Cover-Ups, and Conversions

We took a break and rumors about our where-abouts swirled. Swirled like the red and white blend of a peppermint sucking candy. Murmurs turned into Rumors turned into full out conspiracies, and that's what we talk about in this episode. The first episode of season three is here! Is Hitler still alive? Who really killed JFK? what's up with the Denver airport? What's going on with C.E.R.N.? Where is Jesus' body? We talk about all of that in more, in our season 3 debut! It's good to be back!
Oct 06, 201701:11:26