Off The Rails With Will and Doug!
By Douglas Murray
Off The Rails With Will and Doug!Jan 22, 2023
*LISTEN TO 64.1 FIRST* Off The Rails with Will & Doug - Episode 64.2: The Illuminati Saga - Prt. 3
Off The Rails with Will & Doug - Episode 64.1: The Illuminati Sage - Part 3
Hold onto your conspiracy theories, folks, because "Off The Rails with Will & Doug" is back with a contentious and mind-boggling installment you won't want to miss. Episode 64.1 dives headfirst into the heart of the Illuminati saga as Doug faces off against none other than Grand Master Luka himself.
In this electrifying episode, we cut to the chase, dissecting the infamous $500 orphanage donation. Did Doug cough up the cash, or is this an Illuminati-inducing game of financial hide-and-seek? Grand Master Luka, in all his enigmatic glory, is on a mission to get answers. And trust us, he means business.
Not content with mere text messages and cryptic emojis, Grand Master Luka pulls out all the stops. Brace yourselves, dear listeners, because he surprises Doug with a 17-minute phone call that we've recorded for your listening pleasure. Prepare for revelations, confrontations, and perhaps even a revelation or two.
But wait, there's more! One burning question looms large: What kind of accent does Grand Master Luka actually have? You won't believe your ears as we uncover the truth behind the man who's been pulling the strings (and dropping the accents) in this ever-twisting saga.
Is the gig finally up for Doug, or are there more twists and turns to this Illuminati rollercoaster? The suspense is palpable, the drama is intense, and the truth is lurking just around the corner.
Tune in to this contentious episode of "Off The Rails with Will & Doug" as we navigate the labyrinthine world of secret societies, donations, and accents you'll have to hear to believe. The Illuminati Sage is far from over, and the revelations are bound to leave you speechless. Don't miss it!
Off The Rails with Will & Doug - Episode 63: Doug's Illuminati Adventure, Part 2
Greetings, listeners, and welcome back to "Off The Rails with Will & Doug." In this riveting episode, we delve deeper into Doug's perplexing journey into the enigmatic world of the Illuminati.
Part 2 of Doug's Illuminati recruitment saga takes a more serious tone as we explore the demands, regulations, and intricacies of this clandestine organization. While Doug's initiation might have begun as an unexpected twist via TikTok, it has since evolved into a complex web of obligations.
Prepare to witness Doug grapple with the weight of the Illuminati's demands, which extend far beyond mere secret phrases. The Illuminati's extensive code of conduct, filled with cryptic rules and regulations, leaves Doug questioning every aspect of his commitment.
This episode delves into the seriousness of Doug's situation, as he strives to comprehend the true purpose and implications of his involvement with the Illuminati. Questions arise: What are their ultimate goals? How do they maintain their secrecy? And can Doug truly meet their expectations?
As we unravel the complexities of Doug's journey, we also shed light on the Illuminati's request for financial contributions. This aspect of their operation adds a layer of intrigue and raises questions about their motives and the extent of their influence.
But stay tuned, dear listeners, because Part 3 of Doug's Illuminati odyssey promises to uncover even more secrets and challenges. The mysteries are far from resolved, and Doug's quest for clarity continues.
Join us as we explore the nuances of Doug's predicament and delve into the inner workings of the Illuminati. As Doug seeks clarity amidst the shadows of secrecy, we aim to provide a serious and thoughtful analysis of his ongoing journey.
Tune in to this episode of "Off The Rails with Will & Doug" as we navigate the serious implications of Doug's association with the Illuminati and look forward to the revelations that await us in Part 3. The truth may be elusive, but we're here to shed light on the darkness.
Off The Rails Episode 62
Episode 62: "Online Odyssey: Doug's Date with Destiny!"
Get ready to hop aboard the wildest podcast train in town as hosts Will and Doug steer you Off The Rails once again! In this electrifying episode, Doug spills the virtual beans on a digital encounter that could potentially turn his life upside down – or maybe right side up, who knows?
Hold onto your headphones, because Doug is taking us on a rollercoaster ride through his hilarious and heart-pounding online adventure. Imagine a chatroom that feels like a high-stakes game show, with emojis flying like confetti and GIFs dropping like mic-drops. Yeah, you're in for a treat!
With his masterful voice acting skills, Doug brings us into the chatroom and reads out his conversation with all the enthusiasm of a Shakespearean actor. Will he land the virtual date of his dreams? Or will he end up in the digital friend-zone, waving awkwardly from afar? One thing's for sure: you won't want to miss a single LOL-worthy line of this back-and-forth banter.
So, tune in and buckle up, because Off The Rails with Will & Doug is about to take you on a wild ride through the twists and turns of the internet's most peculiar pitstops. Trust us, you won't believe your ears – or your emojis! All aboard!
Off The Rails Episode 61
Buckle up for a rollercoaster of bizarre stories and intriguing topics on this episode of Off The Rails with Will & Doug. We dive deep into the ever-growing world of social media influencers and their surprising ventures, with the spotlight on none other than the legendary Mr. Beast and his mysterious ghost kitchens.
Join us as we discuss the shocking tale of a girl who experienced a harrowing robbery at gunpoint, only to be stunned when her assailant made an unexpected request – to become Facebook friends! This unbelievable story raises questions about the strange ways technology and crime intersect in today's digital age.
In a bizarre twist of events, we recount the jaw-dropping incident where eight guys were robbed during a seemingly casual hangout session in Lincoln. The unexpected turn of events left us scratching our heads and pondering the unpredictable nature of life.
As if that wasn't enough, we couldn't resist delving into the puzzling connection between country music superstar Garth Brooks and missing persons cases. Unraveling this enigmatic connection leads us down a rabbit hole of speculation and intrigue.
On a lighter note, Doug shares his less-than-ideal birthday happenings, leaving us laughing and empathizing with the unpredictable nature of life's special moments.
Tune in for all this and more on a riveting episode that promises to keep you on the edge of your seat. Join us as we explore the unexpected, the bizarre, and the fascinating stories that make life truly extraordinary. Welcome to Off The Rails with Will & Doug!
Off The Rails Episode 60
On this episode Will & Doug talk everything that is the Ocean Gate submersible with a sprinkle of alien talk at the end.
Off The Rails Episode 59
Welcome to Episode 59 of "Off The Rails with Will & Doug," the podcast where we bravely venture into the depths of absurdity and emerge with laughter, questionable insights, and a healthy dose of what-the-heck moments. Strap yourselves in, dear listeners, because this episode is a wild ride you won't want to miss!
First up, we delve into the eternal struggle of trying to eat healthy without emptying your bank account. We've tried everything from foraging in the neighbor's garden to bartering with local farmers, all in the pursuit of affordable organic goodness. Join us as we recount our comical attempts to balance kale smoothies with shrinking wallets, leaving us questioning the sanity of our quest for the perfect avocado.
But that's just the appetizer, folks. Our main course takes us straight to the heart of a scandalous political storm. Hold on tight as we navigate the treacherous waters of the rumor mill, discussing none other than the infamous indictment of former President Trump for having classified documents. We'll explore the tantalizing world of covert secrets, conspiracy theories, and the unexpected importance of a well-groomed toupee. Brace yourselves for some jaw-dropping revelations and more hair-raising moments than a wind tunnel.
And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, we take a hilarious detour into the realm of questionable cinema. We dissect the mind-boggling trainwreck known as "Tiptoes," where Matthew McConaughey and Gary Oldman unite in a movie that defies logic, taste, and the laws of proportion. From discussing the bewildering casting choices to attempting to comprehend the sheer audacity of it all, we'll have you laughing so hard you might just sprout an extra limb. It's a cinematic experience you won't believe actually exists.
But wait, there's more! We'll regale you with a jaw-dropping tale of a daring wine and champagne heist, where a crafty thief cunningly employed a baby stroller as their getaway vehicle. Move over, Ocean's Eleven, because this audacious wine-loving bandit proves that sometimes the most unexpected props lead to the most outrageous capers. We'll dissect the ingenuity, the risks, and the sheer audacity of this modern-day Baby Bonnie and Clyde.
And finally, we'll expose the fragrant troubles that have befallen the great state of Texas. Prepare for some "potty humor" as we dive into the hysterical aftermath of a statewide fart spray incident. From politicians pointing fingers to residents covering their noses, we'll explore the far-reaching consequences of an ill-fated experiment gone horribly wrong. Get ready for a dose of laughter, a whiff of chaos, and an appreciation for the power of a well-timed whoopee cushion.
So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and join us for Episode 59 of "Off The Rails with Will & Doug." We promise an hour of laughter, ludicrous revelations, and enough absurdity to make you question the very fabric of reality. Get ready to veer off the beaten path and immerse yourself in a world where the unexpected reigns supreme. It's time to go off the rails once again!
Off The Rails Episode 58
Get ready to go Off The Rails with Will & Doug, the podcast that's equal parts hilarious and thought-provoking! Buckle up as your hosts, Will and Doug, take you on a wild journey through the most bizarre and captivating stories of our time.
In this episode, prepare to have your mind blown as we dive headfirst into the enigmatic world of the debt ceiling. But don't worry, we promise to make it as entertaining as possible because let's face it, financial matters can be a snooze fest. Get ready for the wildest analogies and wittiest jokes as we navigate this treacherous terrain!
But hold on tight because things are about to get even weirder. Ever heard of a man with a rag doll wife and rag doll children? Neither had we, until now! We'll delve into this mind-bending tale, pondering the existential questions it raises and wondering if we should start buying our loved ones from the local toy store.
Then, we'll whisk you away to the picturesque countryside of Arkansas, where one brave woman decided to raise an army of deer to unleash upon her enemies. Move over, guard dogs; there's a new, unexpected threat in town! We'll explore the daring, and maybe slightly illegal, endeavors of this unconventional deer momma.
But wait, there's more! Our adventure takes us to the quaint town of Lincoln, where a serial peeping tom has been causing quite the commotion. We'll walk you through the absurdity of this situation while maintaining a respectful distance from any suspicious windows.
With Off The Rails, expect the unexpected, as Will and Doug bring you the oddest, funniest, and most mind-boggling stories from around the world. Strap in, grab your sense of humor, and join us as we journey off the beaten path and into a world where even the most serious topics can't help but be accompanied by laughter. Let's get railed up together!
Off The Rails Episode 57
In this episode of Off The Rails With Will & Doug, the hosts delve into a wide range of topics that are sure to leave you entertained and informed. They kick things off with a discussion about voter ID laws, exploring the reasons why they exist and the controversy surrounding them. Next up, they share some hilarious stories about their recent experiences with notarized forms and the challenges that come with them.
Moving on, the hosts share their opinions on people who back into parking spaces, with Will making a compelling argument for why it's actually a smart move. They also talk about Afroman's recent announcement that he's running for president, and whether or not he has a chance of winning.
Things take a darker turn when they discuss the recent news that an AI robot killed itself after just 15 minutes of work in a warehouse. They explore the ethical implications of this incident and what it means for the future of robotics.
Switching gears again, Will and Doug talk about a man who completely lost his cool on a plane when a baby started crying. They debate the appropriate way to handle such a situation and whether or not the man's behavior was justified. Finally, the hosts wrap things up by sharing their thoughts on Frank Ocean's performance at Coachella, and what it means for the future of music festivals.
With such a diverse range of topics, this episode of Off The Rails With Will & Doug is sure to have something for everyone. Tune in to hear their hilarious banter and insightful commentary on some of today's most pressing issues.
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Off The Rails Episode 56
On this episode Will & Doug talk about Jimmy Garopolo's free lifetime offer, The Donald's Secret Service responsibilities, current political atmosphere, in depth NFL contract talk and more. They end the podcast with Doug answering a spam call for what may just be for his enjoyment!
Time is Money. Spam call fun.
I was in the studio when I got a spam call and decided to answer it and try to have some fun. This is how it played out after "Jerry" transferred me to "Scott" who was going to explain to me how they could save me money with my credit card debt.
Off The Rails Episode 55
On this episode Will and Doug talk about Will's pre-vacation mishaps, Buffalo Wild Wings lawsuit, Doug had a minor melt down about software not working, a Hyvee update and more.
Off The Rails Episode 54
This week Will and Doug start things off with some Hyvee Sackgate drama, that lead to ChatGPT, Twitter, HopCat's Crack Fries, 93.7 The Ticket playing Nelly's Tip Drill, and ended with the ongoing Revival in Kentucky. Thanks for listening!!
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Off The Rails Episode 53
This week Will and Doug discuss a wide array of topics including spy balloons, Marky Mark, book reading resolutions, Dallas zoo problems, and more.
Off The Rails Episode 52
On the first episode of the new year, Will and Doug discuss A world of Electric Vehicles, Alien Ant Farm's lead singer, The annual Florida Man Awards, and more!
Off The Rails Episode 51
On this final episode of 2022 Will and Doug give thanks and discuss New Year Resolutions.
Off The Rails episode 50
On this episode Will & Doug talk about Kanye, Jeffrey Dahmer and several Netflix suggestions!
Off The Rails episode 49
After a lengthy break and 1 failed podcast upload attempt, Will & Doug are back! On this episode they discuss whether its wrong to take a break in a "Mother's Room", 2 separate but similar crazy Floridian stories, Amazon mapping your house and putting us to work for free and more. Thanks for listening!
Off The Rails episode 48
On this episode Will and Doug talk birthdays, jobs, murdering Noodlers, Crypto scams, Cocaine smuggling gone wrong, extra sauce charge response and Biden's Ron Burgundy impression.
Off The Rails episode 47
This is a long one folks. Will & Doug discuss, common courtesy, new Panera slogans, dollar stores, license plate privacy, meat theft, Superman scam, the Rudy G. assault, drive thru drug dealing, fast food murder, and much deserved Burger King employee love. Thanks for listening.
Off The Rails episode 46
After uploading 2 other times with no video and it not going on Spotify, we try again. On this episode due to human error there is no video again even though we have actual video of it. Will & Doug discuss Google and their Sentient AI, How much financial damage an angry lover can cause, what 14 nurses in Kansas City have in common, a real life Charlie and The Chocolate Factory situation, why Geico is responsible for a woman's STD, and sexual crimes in the Metaverse. Thanks for listening!!
Off The Rails episode 45.
On this episode Will and Doug talked about Kanye, Dane Cook, Doug's new TikTok friend Rail, Tiktok and honestly this one is rough. Remember folks. Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance. There was supposed to be video but it appears as if only Doug's video recorded. Regardless, the struggle to get it uploaded proved to be too much. We shall try again next episode.
Off The Rails episode 44
On this episode Will & Doug try out a new platform with better quality and video to record. There is talk of the first recording of this kind and other stuff. Who even reads this to see what was talked about? As far as the video. Good luck. No clue how that even works. There is video somewhere. Enjoy!!!
Off The Rails episode 43
Cap Gun Kelly, Garth Brooks, Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard, Roe vs. Wade, #BirdsArentReal, Dave Chapelle, and listen to Doug unintentionally say the word "event" 10+ times in less than 60 seconds in the last 5 mins of the pod.
Off The Rails episode 42
This podcast is really two episodes in one podcast. Doug and Will started recording on Easter. After an unexpected stoppage they picked things back up several days later. There is talk of Coachella, an Endocsopy, Easter and all kinds of other nonsense. Enjoy!
Off The Rails episode 41
Join Will and Doug as they discuss MGK (again), Will Smith (again), strange funerals, The Josh Fights II, the return of sackgate, crocs and Ye.
Off The Rails episode 40
Talk, talk, talk, OSCARS talk, talk talk, the end. HOLY SHIT OSCARS moment. Immediate HOLY SHIT OSCARS response bonus pod. Carry on.
Off The Rails episode 39
On this episode Will and Doug talk about Will's anniversary, St. Patrick's day, Pete Davidson, Ye, MGK, Doug's social media first, scratch and sniff shots, getting carded, pineapples, Shrinkflation, and Argentina fun facts.
Off The Rails episode 38
On this episode Will and Doug talk about Wheel of Fortune, how Doug aggravated Will on Twitter, the Russian invasion of Ukraine, long lines at a Whataburger, brazen shoplifting, their Argentina fun facts, Doug's terrible new conspiracy theory and rude drivers.
Off The Rails episode 37
This week Will and Doug discuss the birth of Will's 2nd child, the Donda 2 livestream, conspiracy theories, a congressional candidates snafu, Doug's Doordash moment and their Argentina fun facts. Thanks for listening!
Off The Rails episode 36
On this episode Doug inundates Will with questions about his other podcast, No Judgements Here to get things started. Then there is a brief mention of NFT's, that lead to the Metaverse. Will and Doug dive into the newest segment, Argentina fun facts, Wills inability to strain macaroni from boiling water and finish things with Dead or Alive and Sackgate.
Off The Rails episode 35
On this first episode of the new year, Will and Doug discuss Doug's new found self revelation, Will's culinary skills, a dog park, good sportsmanship, the Metaverse, Kim and Kanye along with their significant others, Drake and Sackgate.
Off The Rails episode 34
This is the 2021 year end review episode. Will and Doug give their top 5 moments of Off The Rails along with some not so top 5 moments. They finish things off with a special game of Dead or Alive. Happy New Year!
Off The Rails episode 33
On this weeks episode Will and Doug taste and rate an alcoholic beverage that was new to them. Then Doug tries to share his new experience with DoorDash only to ramble incoherently. They finish things off with a sackgate update and a game of Dead or Alive: Definitions with Dummies. As always, thanks for listening!!
Off The Rails episode 32
December is here and so is a brand new episode of Off The Rails with Will and Doug! This week Will starts things off with his Thanksgiving television entertainment. Following that Doug kicks off their annual 2021 Spotify year in review that in retrospect could have been half as long as it turned out. To finish things off Sackgate is brought back as well as a game of Dead or Alive: Words with Dummies, and a description of a Facebook post that is definitely better seen than told. Thanks for listening!!!
Off The Rails episode 31
After almost a 2 month delay Will and Doug are back! In this much anticipated return episode William shares his struggles with holding on to his wedding ring, and brags about a trip he and the Mrs. went on. After that William tells us a crazy work story about a semi truck and the police. Finishing things off, Doug tells about a clothing brand he came across via Instagram. Thanks for listening and Happy Thanksgiving!!
Off The Rails episode 30
After an unexpected week off, Will and Doug talk about The Sopranos, MGK, Bill Cosby and R. Kelly, long lines a fast food establishments, and play a new game called Definitions With Dummies!
Off The Rails episode 29
On this episode Doug gives a quick update on his ailing back, then William shares his experience at Rocklahoma. After that things get weird. Doug takes you into the sordid world of the Netflix original that is Brand New Cherry Flavor. Staying with the topic of television Doug then shares a bothersome observation about the Sopranos that ended 14 years ago. Clearly he was late to the game on that one. The fellas wrap things up with some Dead or Alive, introduce a new game to start on episode 30, and close things out with an unexpected Sackgate update.
Off The Rails Episode 28
On this episode Doug and Will discuss a railroad mishap in Luling Texas, the Jake Paul fight, Kanye West's new album, the CDC's new language guide to replace "dehumanizing" words, an alleged fake high school with a traveling football team and they close things out with a new season of Dead or Alive!
Off The Rails Episode 27
Doug gets things kicked off with an update on his dumb back. Will and Doug then discuss the trials and tribulations of their fantasy football draft, Chipotle and Will's serial killer mixing, and the milk crate challenge. Things get wrapped up with Dead or Alive, and Kanye West.
Off The Rails Episode 26
This week Will and Doug talk about the Major League Baseball game held at the Field of Dreams in Dyersville Iowa, their shared love of the TV show Dave and play a game of Dead or Alive.
Off The Rails episode 25
Buckle up kids because this episode goes off the rails right away. One of your hosts (Doug) had a few too many day drinks before the recording. There are some olympic discussions as well as everyones favorite game Dead or Alive and more.
Off The Rails episode 24 (The Return)
After 2+ months since the last episode, Will and Doug are back! There is finally and explanation as to why the long break, and they discuss the Woodstock '99 Documentary and compare Will's actual experience from being there in '99.
Off The Rails Episode 23 (The wedding show)
Will and Doug are finally in the same place at the same time and recorded this episode in Doug's hotel room after a long night with great people! They discuss their childish behavior at the wedding, Will's debilitating sock issue and a new routine for Will to be ready for Summer, plus more! Congratulations Richard and Emily!! We had a great time!!!
Off The Rails Episode 22
On this episode Will gets some terrible and confusing news about his Mbps that leads to a job opportunity for Doug! We also learn that Will has made zero plans for the out of state wedding he and Doug are attending in a few days. They finish things off with the hit game show Dead or Alive followed by Sackgate and a top 5 list from Doug. Thank you for listening!!
Off The Rails Episode 21
This one goes off the rails in the intro and never really recovers. There is talk of vaccinations, Sweet'N Low, Amazon Prime membership milestones, and of course Dead or Alive and Sackgate.
Off The Rails Episode 20
This week Will and Doug cover the viral sensation that was The Josh Fights, gender reveal parties gone bad, some of Florida's finest and their not so fairy tale wedding, a serial dater from Japan, and as always Will and Doug play Dead or Alive and give a Sackgate update! Thank you all for listening.
Off The Rails Episode 19
This week was a struggle. William listened as Doug went way too long talking about his weekend. There was a half ass attempt at Sackgate followed by the return of Dead or Alive. Enjoy!
Off The Rails Episode 18
This week Doug shares a story of a Comedian in an Arby's drive thru, and a confused McDonalds employee. Then Will (Gay Cantlay) gives us and update on his gym life and his weightless journey. Marky Mark and his illustrious movie career is discussed along with NFT's, and update on the Ever Given container ship, a unwanted naked house guest, ANOTHER inmate walking away from the corrections center, a women who discovers her sons soon to be wife is actually her daughter, Sackgate and Dead or Alive!
Off The Rails follow up to episode 17, the bonus episode.
After listening to episode 17, Doug has some follow up questions for Will. There is some DMX clarification, and questions about the Will's digital detox, Marky Mark, Will's internal alarm clock and sackgate, plus more!