On The Apps
By Julian and Robin
On The AppsDec 12, 2022
Jey
Julian and Robin interview Jey about dating while exploring your gender expression. Jey on identifying as a 10.
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Vannessa Jackson
SNL writer and comedian Vannessa Jackson fills us in on the best place to meet mature, employed men. Are there too many women? We get into the economics of the NYC dating scene. Julian wants to know if Vannessa would date someone who was abducted by aliens.
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Jamell Sirleaf
Jamell Sirleaf is looking for a girl who will impress his grandmother, but can he meet someone nice during sundress season? Robin has a definitive answer to how long sex should last. What in the world is semen retention? More importantly, WHY in the world is semen retention?
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Jamie Pappas
Jamie Pappas is a major sports fan who left her cushy tech job to pursue comedy and OnlyFans full time. Guess which makes dating hardest? *HINT* It isn't OnlyFans where the subscribers are respectful and kind. In fact, being an OnlyFans creator has made Jamie much more compassionate towards men. Comedy and sports? Not so much.
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John Ajodah
Would you date someone who claimed to be in an open relationship? What are the challenges of dating with autism? Julian and John compare (bowling) balls. Who is responsible for messaging first?
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On the Apps is recorded by @RichMixRich at GOLD Room Podcast Studios
Ted Barton
What do you do when you get catfished? When is the best time of year to get dumped? Does The Game work? When should you disclose that you're divorced?
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Bo Ballew
We workshop Bo Ballew's OnlyFans niche. Hell on earth is your own apartment when your two roommates start dating during covid. Robin loves any excuse to throw money in the air. Bushwick is the neighborhood for naked comedy.
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Omar Jenkins
Omar Jenkins is a stand up comic who sabotaged his dad's sneaky link as a child. No one wants to meet the parents. Little Big Planet is the hottest app for losing your virginity. We read the most insane app profile we have ever found.
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Hannah Lieberman
Hannah Lieberman is a standup comic and competitive scrabble player. On episode 6, we discuss how Hannah and Robin told their mom's that they lost their virginities. Hannah discusses how her BRCA diagnoses impacted her dating life. We dunk on alphas, body count, and George Santos. Hannah and Robin agree, anticipation is sexy, and Fleabag Season 2 PROVES IT!
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On the Apps is recorded at @goldroomink in Brooklyn by @richmixrich
Torey Cole
Torey Cole on dating while sober (its tough). Robin is a cheater. What we learned about relationships from the queer community. Tell your partners what you want in bed and see what happens.
Torey Cole is cohost of Bonding Podcast @bondingpod and producer of @jokelabshow. Follow her at @toreycole.
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Andrew Ginsberg
Dating with pets. Robin can't stop talking about eels. Do NOT wish Andrew a Happy Easter. Julian and Andrew discuss the pitfalls of dating while following your dreams.
Follow Andrew Ginsberg at @instaGinsberg and catch his shows @thevillageidiot and @withthebergs
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Dan Cavanagh
Russia is the best place for gingers to date. Bachata is the single most valuable skill men can learn to pick up women. We take on the Bermuda Triangle.
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Isaac Gartenberg
Robin's hot take: meeting through friends is the worst way to date. Isaac carried a woman's couch up a 5th floor walkup on a first date. Julian picks up bros everywhere he goes.
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Steve Cohen
Steve shares how being open and honest is the easiest way to have a threesome. Women don't expire at the age of 30 and they love a picnic. Robin is a seagull and Julian is a worm. If your dating profile pictures are super old, you're a liar.
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Part 2: Julian Breheny and Robin Richardson
SEASON FINALE: PART 2!!! Robin's love of cheese plates has finally gone too far! We take you to Date Court. We critique Hinge profiles and tell the story of how we opened our relationship.
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On The Apps is recorded in Brooklyn at @goldinknyc and produced by @richmixrich
Part 1: Julian Breheny and Robin Richardson
In the 2 part season 1 finale, Robin and Julian answer listener questions about how they structure their open relationship, the rules that make their relationship run smoothly, and the many joys of non-monogamy.
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Caroline Hanes
Caroline reactivates her Hinge on the podcast. Robin and Caroline share a fear of elevators. Robin shares one of her worst dating experiences. The number one lesson in app dating is: Nothing that happens on the apps has anything to do with you as a person.*
*Unless you are a troll.
Follow Caroline on IG at @caroline__hanes and her amazing comedy show at @cultcomedynyc or check out her work on @reductress.
Robin and Julian are on IG at @julianbreheny, @yourvirgogirlfriend, and @ontheappspod
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This podcast was recorded at @goldinknyc in Brooklyn and produced by @richmixrich
Kristen Yaney
Kristen witnesses the Spouse A / Spouse B debate, EHarmony is out of date, and we decide if a 👻 ghost Emoji is a good way to cut off contact.
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UPDATED Episode 7 with Jen Gittess
Apologies for posting the wrong episode. This is a new upload of Episode 7 which ACTUALLY features Jen Gittes.
Hinge makes Jen CRINGE. She is OFF THE APPS but she still believes in love.
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Spencer Silio
Are cheese boards better than sex? Spencer and Julian are powerless against a woman's tears. Penguins be fuckin'.
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Sara Bergmark
We love dating on the Apps. Robin's biggest fear is teenage girls. Sara makes the case for not shaving your toes. Julian learns the great American tradition of the "bean dip."
Catch Sara Bergmark on IG at SaraBergmark_ and don't forget to follow her comedy variety show, @spicymedley_comedy and her sketch comedy at @24hourkissclub
Julian is on IG at @julianbreheny and @hellyeah_comedy
Robin is on OF at @BTSYourVirgoGirlfriend on IG at @yourvirgogf
Elle Orlando
Dating in new cities. Elle hates rejection. Robin is a creep.
Make sure to catch Elle in your city by following her at @_ElleOrlando_ or follow @elleohellecomedy for tickets to her show at Brooklyn Comedy Club
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Kenneth Play
There is a smart strategy for getting your partner off. How to hookup respectfully. Sex education needs to go beyond "every body is different."
Kenneth Play is on Instagram as @kenneth_play
His Sex Hacker Pro course is available at https://go.kennethplay.com/
His AMAZING book, Beyond Satisfied, is available for purchase at https://book.kennethplay.com/
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Billy Hockman
Billy is banned from Tinder. Julian pays for Hinge premium. Robin's favorite candy is the discontinued 7 Eleven Tamarind Chamoy Bears.
Catch Billy at Greenwich Comedy Club or follow him on Instagram at @bhockcomedy and @HellYeah_Comedy.
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Cody Lewis
Cody is back on the apps after a year hiatus and he clearly needs our help. Robin never fears rejection. Julian is very afraid of being a creep. We all agree that slut shaming is bad for sex.
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Cody performs at Broadway Comedy club every weekend
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