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Our Love Is Disgusting

Our Love Is Disgusting

By Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner
Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner, two
comedians and lovers, share their perspective on the world with you.
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32 - Sucking Off An Axe Murderer
Ray and Lucie return to talk about baseball, hate mail, and how they would each try to prevent an axe murder.
October 25, 2020
31 - Noam Chomsky's Slutty Grandchildren
Ray and Lucie discuss Hunter Biden's dark sexual charisma, speculate about how their imaginary baby will die, and fantasize about Noam Chomsky being their grandpa.
October 17, 2020
30 - Cutie Baby Business Disease
Ray and Lucie talk about their disgusting quarantine habits, getting fired from old jobs, and a very serious illness called Cutie Baby Business Disease.
October 10, 2020
29 - Corona Porn
Ray and Lucie discuss quarantine sex, how Pornhub is consolidating power, how long it take a dick to rot away, and much more.
March 29, 2020
28 - The Bloated Corpse and the Street Rat
Ray and Lucie weigh the pros and cons of being quarantined and make plans for dealing with Ray's corpse when the time comes. They also discuss how they would seduce Jay-Z and Beyonce.
March 16, 2020
27 - I'll Find a Way to Eat You
Lucie is a cannibal. Ray is the Sultan of the Forest. Will he be able to tame her wild spirit.
March 8, 2020
26 - Kill this dog!
Ray and Lucie talk about abortion methods, pissing, politics, and the couple discusses the only scenario in which it's ok to kill a dog. 
March 2, 2020
25 - A Rose for Carl Panzram
Ray and Lucie discuss Valentine's Day, the fetishization of serial killers, and whether they would want to be cheated on for a large cash prize.
February 22, 2020
24 - Hugging With Knives
Lucie and Ray discuss their holidays, sordid stories of their bodies failing them throughout the years, and the lighter side of being Toxic.
January 9, 2020
23 - Ray Kump 2020
Lucie thinks Ray should convince her to try cocaine. Plus, the couple discusses the ethics of bestiality and plan Ray's 2020 congressional campaign.
December 23, 2019
22 - Lucie's Law
In the future, firemen have to have sex with your wife if you pay them $20.   But first, Ray and Lucie review "Marriage Story" and discuss alternatives to religion.
December 8, 2019
21 - Regular Guys Need Muses Too
Ray and Lucie recall past relationship woes, Ray challenges Lucie's dedication to being cucked, and the couple debate the ethics of polyamory vs monogamy.
November 29, 2019
20 - Hemingway’s Penis
Ray and Lucie wonder what sex is like in a cult, discuss ways to spice up their own sex life, test Ray’s knowledge of feminist history, and so much more.
September 18, 2019
19 - Please Cancel Us
Ray and Lucie beg to be canceled after their conversation about Ray's night farts evolves into a discussion about violent extremism.
August 24, 2019
18 - Birth Control Bloat
Ray and Lucie talk about dating, the most recent mass shootings, and Lucie's drunk alter ego that only appears when she watches the West Wing. Plus, Lucie talks about how birth control turned her into a monster. 
August 14, 2019
17 - The Trial of Lucie Steiner
Ray puts Lucie on trial for her crimes of mispronunciation and her heated reaction to Aaron Sorkin, and questions the validity of her lady cuck identity. 
July 26, 2019
16 - Pig Dogs for Justice
Ray and Lucie imagine an alternate universe filled with Rays, dip their toes into social activism, and Ray tries to get Lucie into tennis by villainizing Novak Djokovic.
July 15, 2019
15 - Two Rubes on Coney Island
Lucie and Ray discuss how their ambitious plans for vacation went awry, getting rolled on Coney Island by the freak show, and the introduction of "Walrus Kump."
July 9, 2019
14 - Lucie the Honeypot
Ray and Lucie break down their first fight as a couple, Lucie unveils a plan to make Ray more attractive to strange women, and the couple finally gets to the bottom of Herpes.
June 30, 2019
13 - Lazy Sex on a Sunday
Lucie and Ray discuss their new life-hack for morning sex, attending their first wedding as a couple, and get into a fight with a woman who wanders into their apartment during the podcast.
June 17, 2019
12 - Our Disgusting Origin Story
Ray and Lucie take a trip down memory lane and tell the origin story of their love, with tangents that include discussions about sexting while shitting, whether it’s healthy to see your parents naked, and Lucie’s brief alcoholic spiral. 
June 9, 2019
11 - Piggy Died a Coward
Lucie and Ray discuss their changing bodies, whether they should raise their future child religious, and debate whether or not a couples guitar lesson is emasculating.
June 2, 2019
10 - The Sex Strike Works
Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's excessive ear wax, their first weekend getaway, Lucie's sleepy gas lighting, and the possible ulterior motives of a federal judge.
May 25, 2019
9 - Finding Love at the Porn Store
Lucie and Ray discuss nipple suckling, hanging out in a porn store booth together, acting like (literal) animals, and introduce a new character. 
May 18, 2019
8 - Lucie's Star is Born
Lucie and Ray discuss the Georgia abortion law and Alyssa Milano's ill-participated sex strike, and the problematic career of pop star Billie Eilish, and Lucie's problematic plans to emulate it. 
May 12, 2019
7- Let's Find a New Mommy
Lucie invites Ray to a magic show, and they discuss Lucie's past as a sad girl, Ray's taste for menstruation, and when is the right time to call yourself the daddy. 
May 5, 2019
6 - Wet Holes for Bernie
Ray and Lucie debate Ray's strategy for infiltrating the patriarchy, talk about the 2020 Democratic primary, and discuss their latest role play experiments.
April 27, 2019
5 - Who's Gonna Smother Our Baby?
Ray and Lucie discuss "The Handmaid's Tale," and speculate on what they would do to their baby in a fascist hell-scape. Also, Ray discovers a mystery involving beautiful Italian pole vaulters, and opines on what makes a true 9/11 hero.
April 20, 2019
4 - Gape Life
Ray questions Lucie's revulsion with gape porn, Lucie recounts her fisting origin story, and the couple dive deep into their troubled inner children. 
April 13, 2019
3 - Two Drunk Slobs
Ray and Lucie drank a bit too much whiskey and then turned on the mics to record an insane hour, covering topics from Lucie becoming a feeder, to intimacy among Italian boys,  and the follow up to "Piss-Gate". Also,  the first ever Lucie and Ray advice segment. This one is the real deal, don't miss it!
April 6, 2019
2 - Ray Kump's School for Girls
Lucie discusses what she would do if her old webcam videos resurfaced,  Ray ponders the logistics of doing squats on your period, and the couple explores parenting techniques for evil, incestuous twins.
March 29, 2019
1 - What Were You Doing in The Woods?
Lucie and Ray discuss tactics for how they can "Lady Cuck"  Lucie,  what do with with all these fluids, and then take a deep dive into Lucie's brain as they explore her favorite fantasy. 
March 22, 2019