Paras1te

We talk about vampires, Frankenstein, Cultural Appropriation, and DDR

We talk about Candyman, lost keys, and snipers assistants 

Our most popular guest duo is back. You asked for it! We listened. Noora and Farah talk to us about walk scores, bicentennial eggs, souped up macbook pros, and how to commit low level crimes WITHOUT getting caught. Please listen to this episode. We desperately need the clicks, or we'll be kicked out of Podcast University! 

Eli Lutsky hangs out with us to talk about barbershop quartets, stupid hippies, and pooping on the side of the road (like in Nomadland)

We hung out with Tara to talk about grizzly man, chambermaids, and jerking off. It's a lottttt of fun

we sit down with ed and Zach and get some hardcore imagining done

we talk about watching dragonball z and drinking and shit

Camarin and Collin join us to talk about hurricanes and cool shit that they remember from the 90s

Aye bruddah. Chris Wu and Robert Miller are with us for another long ass episode. But it's really funny! So listen to the whole thing. We're talking about more shit than you can carry in a bindle and we're transcending past magic eye books, lady bugs, and nude Mario so shut the fuck up and let the paras1te leech suck on you for a bit. Why not...

We're sweating bullets in the kitchen. The burners are on high and we're stirring up a rue that'll make your mouth water. Josh and Gerardo join us to talk about online slur filters, metal detecting, renaissance fairs, roast battles, and Asimov's 3 laws of friggin robotics. Check out their podcast. It's called Joshrardo 

Our friends Molly and Hannah give us a crash course in YA fiction, the custom t-shirt industry, and horse modeling. Jesse shares more business ideas he has. 

you can catch 'em both on twitter: @normal_and_nice ; @mollysgm

Jace hangs out with us to tell us how disgusting the texan people 

oooooo. It's Sanyam Sharma with us. We talk about comedy, game genies, killer apps, and how the views expressed are not held by the speakers who express them. WARNING DISCLAIMER...the subject of magicians is broached, again. 

Our funny friend Alan joins us to talk about kill bill, the macaroni grill, being a prince, wrestling, homelessness, and 1960's advertisements. 

We hang with wilfred and talk about angels getting reamed in the old world 

Harpal and Mike join us to talk about their favorite shapes and colors and birds

Noora and Farah join us from the tallest hotel in Bahrain (10 stories high) to talk about carnivals, newsreading, batman high school, rock paper scissors, scarecrows, magicians, and being a karen vs. a wimp. It's all business folks. So if you're here for a light-hearted discussion of mouse traps and candy canes, get the fuck out. We come up with 1 trillion dollars worth of ideas.

Hello my little devils. You've wandered into the forbidden crypt. THis week Massive Edward and Zach join us to revel in blood and debauchery as we discuss KISS, Noise music, Cryptocurrency, scams at the Apple store, and childhood mischief. Take delight as we ravage the corpse of civil discourse.

Our most requested guest, Jeia Villacis, returns with a vengeance to talk about the movie Cats, Serial Killers, Survivor, Superheroes, and Pokemon. We finally address the elephant in the room: Jesse's coffee habits

Everett and Shaliek hang out with us. We talk about strip clubs, dmt vapes, mouse traps, weird al, having your rapist die, and the McRib. 

Shain Brenden join us to talk about BLM slush funds, drinking at his favorite bar, old people lying, and how he feels about comedy

listen to his podcast ASSVILLE (follow @assvillepod on IG)

We hang out with chris and talk about grinding and hustling

We discuss shitting and other shit with Camrin and Collin 

Kirzia joins us to talk about math, her ideal pet, and coping with poverty. Jesse tells one of his sad American tales. Milan offers career advice and asks all the wrong questions. 

Listen to Kirzia's podcast: Podpaganda

Noora was supposed to be here too but she had massive wifi issues (we reference her many times). We hurtle through space as Farah leads us on a journey of love, loss, pain and (of course) the afterlife as we know it. 

Follow us on Twitter:

Farah - @gmorningflowers

Milan - @milan_patel

Jesse - @jessevillacis

IG: @paras1tepodcast

Robert Miller and Chris Wu return to the show. Chris poses important life questions and Rob tells us scary ghost story. 

We talk to Neel about sewage systems, harry potter, court jesters, and the thin line between socializing and becoming a psycho.

Listen to Neel's podcast - Papaya 9: Not News

IG: papaya9notnews

Follow Neel

IG: @neel.ghosh

Twitter: @MrNeelGhosh

Our friend Lupe Christian Estrada joins us remotely from the Netherlands and we talk about a whole mess o things: intervening in public altercations, glory holes, and the state of comedy in Amsterdam. 

follow him on IG: @lupe.christ.estrada

and twitter: @christestrada

We talk with Jace about covid testing, rural texas, stand your ground law, and a bunch of other shit.

We have our friends Mike Mullen and Harpal Khosla on to debate important issues: America's Funniest Home Videos vs. Ridiculousness, Dobby vs. Gollum, and the which race's cuisine is most superior. Actually, we talk about a lot of junk and these are just some of the subjects. Join us weary traveler! A pint of ale and soda bread awaits!

Our friends Farah ( @gmorningflowers on twittter) and Noora ( @lunch__alfresco ) bless us by joining the podcast to talk about good manners, airplanes, magicians, and the dark prince himself. 

Our raunchy pals Zach and Massive Edward join us to talk about homies figurines, kanye's new shoes, and drive-in movies. It's a fuckin raunchy 3 hr romp through synthesthesia-filled laugh attack and your the guest most honored.

Jeia's back! We're talking findom (what's new?), childhood memories (what's new?), shitty mamba art, and kitchen nightmaressss. C'mon you got nothing better to do. Sit back, grab some sour apple pucker shnapps 'n ice, and reeelaxxx

Ah shit. I just remembered to upload pt. 2 of this convo. A couple of us had to take a piss and drink a beer in the middle ya know, but then we got back to talking and we got into some gooooood shit ma friend.

Ooooooo it's a 2 parter cuz we got two guestttttsss. Our friends Robert Miller and Chris Wu join us to discuss robot dogs, bubbling, and too much other shit!  We're 4 wolves on the loose and this podcast is our moon. 

Our friend Massive Edward hangs and talks about how Americans are pussies and also the philosophical merits of metal gear solid

Zach Gabriel joins us to talk about uhhh being an accountant for the mob, people's infatuation with serial killers, birthday boys, ugly americans and uhhh dude he's just our friend. listen. 

Our good friend Avalon Willows joins Jesse and Milan for a final adieu before she escapes from LA and moves to the beautiful city of Paris....or somewhere else. 

This is the least informed analysis of the debates. 

Our first guest! Jeia joins us to talk about hippie boyfriends, 23 and me, and seeks advice on how to avoid getting scammed. 

It's the smoke episode. There's a lot of forest fires. We don't talk about that. Jesse pitches Milan business ideas. 

We de talk rachel dolezal, jackass, scams, rob deerdeck, and desecrate biggie's legacy. ENJOY!

We're talkin' bout protest larping, old school animation (kind've), dads, and idk what else. Just listen. 

We talk about brits, ghosts, FRIENDS, MJ documentary, and Lizzo. 

Follow on IG: @paras1tepodcast,  @milanpatelhaha, @jesseleevillacis

Twitter:  @milan_patel, @jessevillacis 

Follow us:

Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis

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Follow us:

Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis

Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se

Follow us:

Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis

Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se

Follow us:

Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis

Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se

Follow us:

Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis

Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se