Paras1te
By Milan Jesse
Paras1teFeb 09, 2021
episode 57 - Frankensteins' dick w/ Kirzia Steele
We talk about vampires, Frankenstein, Cultural Appropriation, and DDR
Episode 56 - The Long Shot w/ Mike and Harpal
We talk about Candyman, lost keys, and snipers assistants
Episode 55 - Little Stinker's Magical Stinkhole Land w/ Jeia Villacis
Jeia and Jesse tell Milan about their Magical vacation to an undisclosed amusement park in Anaheim, CA. They won't say where they went, but let's just call it the happiest place on earth.
Follow us on IG @paras1tepodcast
Episode 54 - Shoplifting Tips w/ Farah and Noora
Our most popular guest duo is back. You asked for it! We listened. Noora and Farah talk to us about walk scores, bicentennial eggs, souped up macbook pros, and how to commit low level crimes WITHOUT getting caught. Please listen to this episode. We desperately need the clicks, or we'll be kicked out of Podcast University!
Episode 53 - Meat Brain w/ Eli Lutsky
Eli Lutsky hangs out with us to talk about barbershop quartets, stupid hippies, and pooping on the side of the road (like in Nomadland)
Episode 52: Body Modifications w/ Tara McGorry
We hung out with Tara to talk about grizzly man, chambermaids, and jerking off. It's a lottttt of fun
episode 51 - the imagining w/ Ed and Zach
we sit down with ed and Zach and get some hardcore imagining done
Episode 50 - millennial diapers w/ avalon willows
we talk about watching dragonball z and drinking and shit
episode 49- the eye of a hurricane w/ Camarin and Collin
Camarin and Collin join us to talk about hurricanes and cool shit that they remember from the 90s
Episode 48 - Ghoul's Rules w/ Chris and Rob
Aye bruddah. Chris Wu and Robert Miller are with us for another long ass episode. But it's really funny! So listen to the whole thing. We're talking about more shit than you can carry in a bindle and we're transcending past magic eye books, lady bugs, and nude Mario so shut the fuck up and let the paras1te leech suck on you for a bit. Why not...
Episode 47 - Getting Cheffed up w/ Gerardo and Josh
We're sweating bullets in the kitchen. The burners are on high and we're stirring up a rue that'll make your mouth water. Josh and Gerardo join us to talk about online slur filters, metal detecting, renaissance fairs, roast battles, and Asimov's 3 laws of friggin robotics. Check out their podcast. It's called Joshrardo
Episode 46 - big m&m w/ Molly and Hannah
Our friends Molly and Hannah give us a crash course in YA fiction, the custom t-shirt industry, and horse modeling. Jesse shares more business ideas he has.
you can catch 'em both on twitter: @normal_and_nice ; @mollysgm
episode 45- the Texas accent w/ Jace
Jace hangs out with us to tell us how disgusting the texan people
Episode 44 - West Point Graduates w/ Sanyam Sharma
oooooo. It's Sanyam Sharma with us. We talk about comedy, game genies, killer apps, and how the views expressed are not held by the speakers who express them. WARNING DISCLAIMER...the subject of magicians is broached, again.
Episode 43 - Truth or Dare Jenga w/ Alan Santiago
Our funny friend Alan joins us to talk about kill bill, the macaroni grill, being a prince, wrestling, homelessness, and 1960's advertisements.
episode 42 - sodom and gommorah w/ Wilfred Padua
We hang with wilfred and talk about angels getting reamed in the old world
Episode - 41 - Favorite shapes w/Harpal and Mike
Harpal and Mike join us to talk about their favorite shapes and colors and birds
Episode 40 - Espresso Martini w/ Noora and Farah
Noora and Farah join us from the tallest hotel in Bahrain (10 stories high) to talk about carnivals, newsreading, batman high school, rock paper scissors, scarecrows, magicians, and being a karen vs. a wimp. It's all business folks. So if you're here for a light-hearted discussion of mouse traps and candy canes, get the fuck out. We come up with 1 trillion dollars worth of ideas.
Episode 39 - The 4th Migo w/ Zach Gabriel and Massive Edward
Hello my little devils. You've wandered into the forbidden crypt. THis week Massive Edward and Zach join us to revel in blood and debauchery as we discuss KISS, Noise music, Cryptocurrency, scams at the Apple store, and childhood mischief. Take delight as we ravage the corpse of civil discourse.
Episode 38 - Jeia Rates Cats w/ Jeia Villacis
Our most requested guest, Jeia Villacis, returns with a vengeance to talk about the movie Cats, Serial Killers, Survivor, Superheroes, and Pokemon. We finally address the elephant in the room: Jesse's coffee habits
Episode 37 - Talking About Meats w/ Shaliek Jenkins and Everett Byram
Everett and Shaliek hang out with us. We talk about strip clubs, dmt vapes, mouse traps, weird al, having your rapist die, and the McRib.
Episode 36 - Filipino Slip n Slide w/ Shain Brenden
Shain Brenden join us to talk about BLM slush funds, drinking at his favorite bar, old people lying, and how he feels about comedy
listen to his podcast ASSVILLE (follow @assvillepod on IG)
Episode - 35 - Chris Estrada
We hang out with chris and talk about grinding and hustling
episode 34 - Camirin Farmer and Collin Baker
We discuss shitting and other shit with Camrin and Collin
Episode 33 - Remedial Math w/ Kirzia Steele
Kirzia joins us to talk about math, her ideal pet, and coping with poverty. Jesse tells one of his sad American tales. Milan offers career advice and asks all the wrong questions.
Listen to Kirzia's podcast: Podpaganda
Episode 32 - Farah The Ghost w/ Farah and Noora [redacted]
Noora was supposed to be here too but she had massive wifi issues (we reference her many times). We hurtle through space as Farah leads us on a journey of love, loss, pain and (of course) the afterlife as we know it.
Follow us on Twitter:
Farah - @gmorningflowers
Milan - @milan_patel
Jesse - @jessevillacis
IG: @paras1tepodcast
Episode 31 - Chris and Rob's Believe it or Not w/ Chris Wu and Robert Miller
Robert Miller and Chris Wu return to the show. Chris poses important life questions and Rob tells us scary ghost story.
Episode 30 - Tumble Poop w/ Neel Ghosh
We talk to Neel about sewage systems, harry potter, court jesters, and the thin line between socializing and becoming a psycho.
Listen to Neel's podcast - Papaya 9: Not News
IG: papaya9notnews
Follow Neel
IG: @neel.ghosh
Twitter: @MrNeelGhosh
Episode 29 - What would you do? w/ Lupe Estrada
Our friend Lupe Christian Estrada joins us remotely from the Netherlands and we talk about a whole mess o things: intervening in public altercations, glory holes, and the state of comedy in Amsterdam.
follow him on IG: @lupe.christ.estrada
and twitter: @christestrada
Episode 28 - rapid butt covid testing w/ Jace Avery
We talk with Jace about covid testing, rural texas, stand your ground law, and a bunch of other shit.
Episode 27 - Dobby vs. Gollum w/ Harpal Khosla and Mike Mullen
We have our friends Mike Mullen and Harpal Khosla on to debate important issues: America's Funniest Home Videos vs. Ridiculousness, Dobby vs. Gollum, and the which race's cuisine is most superior. Actually, we talk about a lot of junk and these are just some of the subjects. Join us weary traveler! A pint of ale and soda bread awaits!
Episode 26 - Devil's Advocate w/ Farah and Noora
Our friends Farah ( @gmorningflowers on twittter) and Noora ( @lunch__alfresco ) bless us by joining the podcast to talk about good manners, airplanes, magicians, and the dark prince himself.
Episode 25 - Laughy The Laughing Car w/ Zach Gabriel & Massive Edward
Our raunchy pals Zach and Massive Edward join us to talk about homies figurines, kanye's new shoes, and drive-in movies. It's a fuckin raunchy 3 hr romp through synthesthesia-filled laugh attack and your the guest most honored.
Episode 24 - Jeia's Little Secret w/ Jeia Villacis
Jeia's back! We're talking findom (what's new?), childhood memories (what's new?), shitty mamba art, and kitchen nightmaressss. C'mon you got nothing better to do. Sit back, grab some sour apple pucker shnapps 'n ice, and reeelaxxx
Episode 23 - The Bubble Man pt. 2 w/ Robert Miller & Chris Wu
Ah shit. I just remembered to upload pt. 2 of this convo. A couple of us had to take a piss and drink a beer in the middle ya know, but then we got back to talking and we got into some gooooood shit ma friend.
Episode 22 - The Bubble Man pt. 1 w/ Robert Miller & Chris Wu
Ooooooo it's a 2 parter cuz we got two guestttttsss. Our friends Robert Miller and Chris Wu join us to discuss robot dogs, bubbling, and too much other shit! We're 4 wolves on the loose and this podcast is our moon.
Episode 21 - Metal Gear Edward w/ Massive Edward
Our friend Massive Edward hangs and talks about how Americans are pussies and also the philosophical merits of metal gear solid
Episode 20 - Fight Club for Dummies
Zach Gabriel joins us to talk about uhhh being an accountant for the mob, people's infatuation with serial killers, birthday boys, ugly americans and uhhh dude he's just our friend. listen.
Episode 19 - Avalon in Paris w/ Avalon Willows
Our good friend Avalon Willows joins Jesse and Milan for a final adieu before she escapes from LA and moves to the beautiful city of Paris....or somewhere else.
Episode 18 - did we even watch the debates?
This is the least informed analysis of the debates.
Episode 17 - Scam Defense Tips w/ Jeia Villacis
Our first guest! Jeia joins us to talk about hippie boyfriends, 23 and me, and seeks advice on how to avoid getting scammed.
Episode 16 - Hustle vs. Grind
It's the smoke episode. There's a lot of forest fires. We don't talk about that. Jesse pitches Milan business ideas.
Episode 15 - Notorious P.I.G.
We de talk rachel dolezal, jackass, scams, rob deerdeck, and desecrate biggie's legacy. ENJOY!
Episode 14 - Milan Gets Real
We're talkin' bout protest larping, old school animation (kind've), dads, and idk what else. Just listen.
Episode 13: The Seven Deadly Friends
We talk about brits, ghosts, FRIENDS, MJ documentary, and Lizzo.
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Twitter: @milan_patel, @jessevillacis
Episode 12: We Miss The Old Kanye
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Episode 11: Jessie's Got A Gun
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Episode 10: Wuthering Heights
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Episode 9: The Artist Formerly Known As Jesse
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Episode 8: Ms. Pacman
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