Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Pauly Shore's Random Rants

By Pauly Shore's Random Rants
Yo brozz! It's not really a podcast, it's just me ranting into my iPhone with a microphone attachment. Like the old school Totally Pauly show, but "several" years later. I'm not Wiezin' the juice anymore, I'm Wiezin' the prune juice! Me straight to you guys, randomly ranting about whatever is in my head. The rants come to me, and when they do, I spew them out to you. I got rants in my pants and I gotta get them out! I have no guests, you're my guests.
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Episode 71
Hanging out my hotel room in serious cues New York playing the old diamond letting go and having fun silly Willy
54:56
October 14, 2018
Episode 70
Hanging out in Albanene upstate New York letting you guys know about the structure of my One man Show also staying super positive and I’m excited for my short Sin City psycho
31:29
October 11, 2018
Episode 69 feeling better
Hey guys thanks for all the awesome emails I’m definitely feeling better wanted to update you on what was going on take a listen I’m at peace
23:21
October 8, 2018
Episode 68
Recently had some more drama in my life my sister passed I’ve hit bottom recently I need to have a baby and start a new family you guys are my fans this podcast is to you
31:43
October 5, 2018
067 - Life Is Good... New Sketch Ideas Comin'
Yo. Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas... good vibezzzz, broooo!
30:39
September 20, 2018
066 - Comedians, The Comedy World, My Life Currently
Laying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world, and just life in general. I'm tired. Goodnight.
31:54
September 12, 2018
065 - Labor Day / Malibu / Current Projects
Happy Labor Day, doooooodz. Today I'm talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I'm currently working on. Stay tuned for more...
29:00
September 2, 2018
065 - Insomnia. Can't Sleep It's The Middle of The Morning
You know how sometimes you can't sleep so you gotta speak to someone? So I'm speaking to you guys! Talking about Family, How Wild Trump is and his cronies, and I'm FINALLY on top of my social media platforms.
1:37:31
August 23, 2018
064 - Letting it all hang out on a Friday Night
Latest episode of Pauly Shore's Random Rants
28:24
August 11, 2018
063 Just another Friday night letting it all hang out
Hung out with some friends felt like Tune some Rance tonight talking about my new projects coming up the future of PAULY SHORE
00:38
August 4, 2018
062 - My Voyage Overseas to Israel and Moscow
I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening, visited the wailing wall/western wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vlademer Puten in Moscow, drank wodka, and hung out with the sexy russian babes.
54:17
August 3, 2018
061 hanging out Pacific beach
It’s Fourth of July we can you guys hang out in Pacific beach San Diego doing the Rance from the condo today was a good day feeling good starting to let go
20:07
July 3, 2018
060 - Surviving Off My Real Estate
Dudes trying to downsize, get into semi retirement mode. But not before I sell my six-part documentary series "Stands Alone" broozz. Tweet at Netflix, Showtime, Hulu and PornHub.
25:18
June 25, 2018
059 - Anthony Bourdain Killed Himself. Not Cool.
It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. Anthony Bourdaine, as you know, killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise so I talk about that and other things in this next episode of Pauly Shore’s Random Rants. Just low-key kicking back
33:20
June 10, 2018
058 - Buried my friend Gary in Vegas
Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I'm totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho too. Thank you for being my friend
29:56
June 4, 2018
057 - LeBron James Is Scared Of Me
Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my Four-Plex having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James
16:00
May 30, 2018
056 - Saying Goodbye to my friend Gary
This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you Gary and I’ll always love you. You were not only a great friend, you were an amazing human being
40:06
May 29, 2018
055 - Solo Mission on Saturday Night
I’m looking for a new assistant. My old Assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let the buttery fly fly. All good things must come to an end.
39:44
May 20, 2018
054 - I Think I Have A Great Idea
It’s time to put together a one man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen, let me know.
11:53
May 3, 2018
053 - My buddy JB Ended His Life / Spent time with Jim Carey
Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you, and today was a odd one .
21:46
April 29, 2018
052 - Mom Passed
Dealing with the passing of Mom best as I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so am I.
15:59
April 19, 2018
051 - Banging At The 4-Plex
Webcam babes are making the cash 💰
22:57
March 17, 2018
050 - Swimming With The Pigs
This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Years!
24:34
December 30, 2017
049 - The Big Apple / Trump's Report Card
Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!
25:06
December 19, 2017
048 - Holiday Season Is A Weird Time
Took a break around the holidays, but I'm back and better than ever. Earth to stoners, come in stoners!
16:07
December 11, 2017
047 - Personal stuff / Women In My Life
Very raw and uncensored. I'm just telling you how I feel today. About relationships, my Mom, and much, much more.
24:12
July 26, 2017
046 - Moving to Thailand
I'm really happy for comics that are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. And I'm considering moving to Thailand. I think I'd fit in there...
22:30
June 30, 2017
045 - Talked to Mike Tyson / Trump Spatched
Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed today so I took the day off. New show on Crackle. Love you all :)
29:10
May 19, 2017
044 - Coffee Maker Broke / My New Show is on Crackle
Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I'm the new Seinfeld!
25:20
May 12, 2017
043 - My Sister Had Surgery / Captured With Bobby Lee
I'm back home in the Four-Plex. All alone tonight and getting very personal. Enjoy 😳
22:20
April 11, 2017
042 - Bye Bye Birdy / Baby Powder My Balls
Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse that got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Also, I've discovered a new balls maintenance method
32:55
April 4, 2017
041 - Bobby Lee's Penis / Enjoy your Saturday
I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I'm in charge of the chicken fingers!
36:34
April 1, 2017
040 - Gotta lose 10 lbs / Dinner with my ex-gf
Rise and grind, brozz. Early bird catches the Wiezel.
22:43
March 16, 2017
039 - Missing My Ex
The grass isn't always greener
23:03
March 8, 2017
038 - Matza balls & Kelly Anne Conway
Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum. Kelly Anne Conway's hot. She can deflect any question. I'd love to be next to her, not in a sexual way. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk about the red baboon
22:26
March 1, 2017
037 - Kids today / Black dudes and white chicks
I thought I was wild when I was a kid. Nothing like today. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Black penises are gorgeous, they're like sea serpents in the sky
21:32
February 17, 2017
036 - Kirk Fox is getting married!
If the ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez
35:24
February 15, 2017
035 - Joe Rogan & I are friends / Adam Sandler is king
I shed a tear tonight. Had some alone time with sweet Joe. No one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew
29:06
February 7, 2017
034 - Ban all Wiezelz
Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool brozz
20:16
January 29, 2017
033 - I'm burnt / Mexico & US should pay for the wall
I'm like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. I think Mexico and the US should go dutch on the wall
21:53
January 27, 2017
032 - Trump is our PREZ / Dad turns 90
I still can't believe the orange baboon is our President. He's so wild. Happy 90th, Dad
32:27
January 22, 2017
031 - Neal Brennan on Netflix / Dad's 90th bday at The Comedy Store
Encore, encore! Way to go Neal. You're Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad's 90th birthday.
28:59
January 20, 2017
030 - Sara Patti
Sara Patti is the number one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at paulyrants@gmail.com. Love you Patti melt
21:58
January 14, 2017
029 - Saying bye to Obama
Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you. See ya in Hawaii where we'll smoke some ganja. Michelle, waddup gurrrl
20:06
January 11, 2017
028 - Wrongfully Accused / Golden Globes
I wanna party with dudes that were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn't commit. I want to get them wasted and laid. Yet another year I won't be going to the Golden Globes. Not cool brozzz
17:05
January 9, 2017
027 - President elect
Red baboon, what's up brozz? Talk to me. Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill did Monica? Cmon brozz, you're lagging
28:44
January 4, 2017
026 - Dad's 90th birthday
Let's all give a round of applause for my Dad Sammy Shore. He's outlived us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him
24:06
January 3, 2017
025 - Bye to 2016 / Koren Spa
So long, suckazz. Dude, why is your pee pee so small? Love looking at asian men naked
22:08
January 1, 2017
024 - My Christmas in Gilbert
Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son In Law 2016
26:00
December 26, 2016
023 - Buffalo hotel / Life before the Internet
I'm living large, brozz. Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day where our brains were all mush
30:27
December 17, 2016
022 - Girlfriend's for Christmas / Buffalo
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus. Coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills
28:12
December 17, 2016
Episode 21 - Prison shows / Naps
Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four plex just fine. I'm tired, goodnight.
21:57
December 11, 2016
020 - My NYC trip was trippy
Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city. NYC is my second home
15:59
December 8, 2016
019 - The real deal
There's fakes and posers. People that are not transparent. This one's the real deal
26:52
December 3, 2016
018 - Feeling it
Yeah dawg, let's do this. I got my mojo back, looking for some dojo
19:33
November 29, 2016
017 - Looking Back
Mmmmmm. I like what I see. The past is quite bright
15:08
November 26, 2016
016 - Fly over states
Where's my swamp people at? Love the tertiary markets. The towns in between the small towns. Carneys with moles on their necks. Love these peeps
14:54
November 23, 2016
015 - Frustrated with my stand up
I've been doing this for over 25 years and I'm still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile
16:37
November 20, 2016
014 - Feeling good
I'm in my happy place. Super fuzzy. All I need is some cocoa
16:40
November 18, 2016
012 - Steve Bannon
Hiel Hitler Hiel Hitler
13:33
November 15, 2016
011 - My Life Now / More Trump
I'm just the average Joe, traveling town to town peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. God help us all...
18:54
November 12, 2016
010 - Trump
Bye you guyz, it was nice knowing you. I'm moving to Canada
15:08
November 9, 2016
009 - Night before the election
I'm scared. I'm really scared. But then fuck it
12:34
November 8, 2016
008 - San Antonio Airport
Everyone's staring at me. Stop looking at me, you guyz. I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita
22:43
November 6, 2016
007 - What's in my head
You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre
14:50
October 29, 2016
006 - Life before the Internet
It was so much easier. Our brains were mush
14:02
October 26, 2016
005 - Glass half full / Traveling
I'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people. My happy place
17:48
October 21, 2016
004 - Clinton vs Trump / Middle America
It's like the thrilla in Manila. Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states
17:33
October 15, 2016
003 - What I've been up to / Allie Boo Boo
I'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo doing our thing
21:38
October 14, 2016
002 - Caitlyn Jenner / Social Media / Gym
I'm all confused. I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!
19:37
October 14, 2016
001 - Welcome to Random Rants!
I got rants in my pants and I got to get em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome, this is from me to you. Let's do this!
13:08
October 14, 2016
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