Yo brozz! It's not really a podcast, it's just me ranting into my iPhone with a microphone attachment. Like the old school Totally Pauly show, but "several" years later. I'm not Wiezin' the juice anymore, I'm Wiezin' the prune juice! Me straight to you guys, randomly ranting about whatever is in my head. The rants come to me, and when they do, I spew them out to you. I got rants in my pants and I gotta get them out! I have no guests, you're my guests.
You know how sometimes you can't sleep so you gotta speak to someone? So I'm speaking to you guys! Talking about Family, How Wild Trump is and his cronies, and I'm FINALLY on top of my social media platforms.
I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening, visited the wailing wall/western wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vlademer Puten in Moscow, drank wodka, and hung out with the sexy russian babes.
It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. Anthony Bourdaine, as you know, killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise so I talk about that and other things in this next episode of Pauly Shore’s Random Rants. Just low-key kicking back
This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you Gary and I’ll always love you. You were not only a great friend, you were an amazing human being
Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum. Kelly Anne Conway's hot. She can deflect any question. I'd love to be next to her, not in a sexual way. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk about the red baboon
Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four plex just fine. I'm tired, goodnight.