Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Episode 073 - "Big Week with the Midterms"

An episode of Pauly Shore's Random Rants

By Pauly Shore's Random Rants
Yo brozz! It's not really a podcast, it's just me ranting into my iPhone with a microphone attachment. Like the old school Totally Pauly show, but "several" years later. I'm not Wiezin' the juice anymore, I'm Wiezin' the prune juice! Me straight to you guys, randomly ranting about whatever is in my head. The rants come to me, and when they do, I spew them out to you. I got rants in my pants and I gotta get them out! I have no guests, you're my guests.
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Pauly Shore's Random Rants - 83 "Fire in the Fourplex/1 Year Anniversary of Mom's Passing"
This episode on Pauly Shore's Random Rants...I'm ranting from the Fourplex about how I almost accidentally burned down my place! I talk Mom's passing. Crazy it's already been a year. Love you Mom! You're with me everyday.  –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––    Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE for new “Random Rants”!      And listen to audio episodes of the podcast on SoundCloud:      Check out my:   Official Website:     Tour dates:   Merch (tees and autographs):   Custom video shout outs on Cameo:      Follow me on:  Facebook:   Twitter:  Instagram:        And watch some Wiesel films:  Paulytics:   Pauly Shore Is Dead:   Pauly Shore Stands Alone:   Adopted:
April 11, 2019
Random Rants 82 "Appreciating Life from the Fourplex"
Yo brozz! Another episode of Random Rants podcast, now with video! I talk about getting older, Nascar, and the miracle of life! How little brozz are made. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– SUBSCRIBE: Listen to New Episodes of "Random Rants" on SoundCloud: ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Follow Pauly Shore on: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Snapchat: @paulyshore Official Website: Upcoming Tour Dates: ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Now on Amazon Prime: Paulytics: Pauly Shore Is Dead: Pauly Shore Stands Alone: Adopted:
April 8, 2019
Episode 81 - "Messin with my Filipino Neighbors/Trump Scared of Biden"
Random Rants has video now! Come watch me Rant from the Fourplex brozz! Instead of Big Brother, now its Big Weasel! This is where I actually live. This is the real deal.  Check it out!
April 8, 2019
Episode 80 - "I don’t Know What This One’s About"
Giving you guys more information about my upcoming movie "Guest House", upcoming shows, and everything Wiez.
February 22, 2019
Episode 079 - "Back in the Saddle, Late Night Flowin'"
Talking about my trip to Mexico, visiting my dad for his 92nd birthday, and grocery shopping for fruit and veggies!
February 9, 2019
Episode 078 - "Feeling Myself in Corpus Christi"
First podcast of 2019, brozzzz! Broadcasting live (sort of) near Donald Trump's wall... Not cool, dooodz. Talking about trying to get a Netflix special, an upcoming shift in my life, and banging out projects with the Crusty Crew.
January 19, 2019
Episode 077 - "Saying Goodbye to 2018"
Talking about a whole bunch of cool stuff, feeling really good tonight laying it all out . Have a great New Year’s be safe guys
December 30, 2018
Episode 076 - " I Survived Christmas, You Survive Christmas and Had a Great Time"
 When I do my Podcasts, I don’t really do a diary but this was more like a diary of my Christmas day. If you want to know what Pauly Shore did play-by-play for Christmas this is what it was.
December 26, 2018
Episode 075 - "Getting Ready for Christmas"
This episode is not too exciting...but I’m definitely letting you know where I’m at. As of today, everybody is out of LA I’m alone here but then again I’m with me so I’m not alone
December 23, 2018
Episode 074 - Slowly wrapping up the year, it's getting close to Christmas
Laying the land of upcoming weeks. Guess what dudes? I got a movie. I play a squatter, Trump's going down, bros! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
December 12, 2018
Episode 073 - "Big Week with the Midterms"
Wieze the vote! Midterms are coming up, brozzz. Talked to my 91-year-old dad Sammy Shore. God bless him. My tour is leaving Denver and heading to the Dirty South.
November 5, 2018
Episode 072 - "Halloween on a School Night"
Halloween is a spooky night! Talking about staying in this Halloween, how I used to go to the Playboy parties, and the Landing Patch Bible.
November 1, 2018
Episode 071 - "Disjointed Episode"
Hanging out my hotel room in Syracuse, New York, playing the old diamond, letting go, and having fun silly willy.
October 14, 2018
Episode 070 - "Sin City Psycho"
What's up, doods! Hanging out in Albany, New York letting you guys know about the structure of my one-man show and staying super positive. Also, I’m excited for my short Sin City Psycho!
October 11, 2018
Episode 069 - "I'm Feeling Better"
Hey, guys. Thanks for all your awesome emails. I’m definitely feeling better and wanted to update you on what was going on with me. I'm definitely at peace. Take a listen!
October 8, 2018
Episode 068 - "My Sister Passed Away"
Recently had more drama in my life. My sister Sandi Shore passed away and I’ve hit bottom. I feel as though I need to have a baby and start a family. Thank you to all of my fans. This podcast is to you.
October 5, 2018
Episode 067 - "Life Is Good and New Sketch Ideas Are Comin'"
Yo! Just here talking to you guys, enjoying life, and talking about how I come up with my sketch ideas. Good vibezzzz, broooo!
September 20, 2018
Episode 066 - "Comedians, the Comedy World, and My Life Currently"
What's up, guys. I'm lying down and talking about my thoughts on the comedy world and just life in general.
September 12, 2018
Episode 065 - "Labor Day, Malibu, and Current Projects"
Happy Labor Day, doooooodz! Today I'm talking about my last vacation in Malibu and what I'm currently working on. Stay tuned for more!
September 2, 2018
Episode 064 - "Insomnia. Can't Sleep and It's The Middle of the Morning"
You know how sometimes you can't sleep, so you gotta speak to someone? That's me right now. Talking about family, how wild Trump and his cronies are, and I'm FINALLY on top of my social media platforms!
August 23, 2018
Episode 063 - "Letting It All Hang Out on a Friday Night"
Yo, broooz! Talking about drinking, our weird infatuation with serial killers, and being satisfied in my apartment.
August 11, 2018
Episode 062 - "Just Another Friday Night, Letting It All Hang Out"
Hung out with some friends and felt like doing some rants. Tonight I'm talking about my new projects coming up and the future of PAULY SHORE!
August 4, 2018
Episode 061 - "My Voyage Overseas to Israel and Moscow"
I recently went overseas for some spiritual awakening. Visited the Western Wall, wore my yarmulke, and went off to hang out with Vladimir Putin in Moscow where I drank vodka and hung out with the sexy Russian babes.
August 3, 2018
Episode 060 - "Hanging Out in Pacific Beach"
It’s Fourth of July with the Wiez, doodz! I'm hanging out at Pacific Beach in San Diego and doing the rants from the condo. Today was a good day! Feeling good and starting to let go.
July 3, 2018
Episode 059 - "Surviving Off My Real Estate"
Dudes, I'm trying to downsize and get into semi-retirement mode. First, I gotta before I sell my six-part documentary series "Stands Alone", broozz! Tweet at Netflix, Showtime, Hulu and PornHub!
June 25, 2018
Episode 058 - "Anthony Bourdain Killed Himself. Not Cool."
It’s been a pretty crazy weekend. As you know,Anthony Bourdain killed himself. Suicide has been on the rise, so I talk about that and other things in this next episode. Just low-key kicking back.
June 10, 2018
Episode 057 - "Buried My Friend Gary in Vegas"
Thank you so much for being there for me. I really needed this rant tonight. I'm totally burnt out. I just buried my friend Gary in Vegas. Just got back from Idaho, too. Thank you for being my friends.
June 4, 2018
Episode 056 - "LeBron James Is Scared of Me"
Taking it easy tonight. Lying on the daybed at my four-plex. I'm having fun telling stories about my exes and about how I attacked LeBron James.
May 30, 2018
Episode 055 - "Saying Goodbye to My Friend Gary"
This episode is a tribute to my friend Gary Garfinkel who recently passed away from brain cancer. The world is going to be a different place without you in it. I love you, Gary and I always will. You were not only a great friend, you were also an amazing human being.
May 29, 2018
Episode 054 - "Solo Mission on Saturday Night"
I’m looking for a new assistant. My old assistant Jacob is taking off and I had to let that butterfly fly away. All good things must come to an end, I suppose.
May 20, 2018
Episode 053 - "I Think I Have a Great Idea"
It’s time to put together a one-man show of the last 15 years of my life. Take a listen. Let me know.
May 3, 2018
Episode 052 - "My Buddy JB Ended His Life. I Spent time with Jim Carrey"
Crazy day. Wow. You never know what life brings you and today was an odd one .
April 29, 2018
Episode 051 - "Mom Passed"
Dealing with the passing of Mom as best I can. What a crazy experience. She was a legend to most, but to me she was my Mom. She’s at peace now and so am I.
April 19, 2018
Episode 050 - "Banging At The 4-Plex"
Webcam babes are making the cash, broooz! 💰
March 17, 2018
Episode 049 - "Swimming With the Pigs"
This is my last rant before 2018! It’s pretty sweet. Love you guys. Happy New Year!
December 30, 2017
Episode 048 - "The Big Apple and Trump's Report Card"
Vacationing and seeing old friends in NYC. Evaluating Trump after one year. Getting ready for 2018!
December 19, 2017
Episode 047 - "Holiday Season Is a Weird Time"
Took a break around the holidays, but I'm back and better than ever. Earth to stoners! come in, stoners!
December 11, 2017
Episode 046 - "Personal Stuff and Women in My Life"
Very raw and uncensored. I'm just telling you how I feel today about relationships, my mom, and much, much more.
July 26, 2017
Episode 045 - "Moving to Thailand"
I'm really happy for comics who are making a lot of money just for talking on a stage. It's pretty crazy. I know how to capture Kim Jung Un. Also, I'm considering moving to Thailand. I think I'd fit in there.
June 30, 2017
Episode 044 - "Talked to Mike Tyson and Trump Spatched"
Had a nice call with Mike Tyson and his wife Kiki. Was feeling kinda depressed, so I took the day off. Whatever though, you guys. I still want you to check out my new show on Crackle! Love you all :)
May 19, 2017
Episode 043 - "Coffee Maker Broke and My New Show Is on Crackle"
Ups and downs, just like always. Excited my podcast interview show finally premiered on Crackle. I'm the new Seinfeld! What's the deal with that, brozzz?!
May 12, 2017
Episode 042 - "My Sister Had Surgery and Captured with Bobby Lee"
I'm back home in the Four-Plex. I'm alone tonight and I'm getting very personal😳. Enjoy.
April 11, 2017
Episode 041 - "Bye Bye Birdy and I Baby Powder My Balls"
Not sure how I feel about the fact that my gay masseuse got mad at me for not letting him jerk me off. Not cool, bro. Not into it. Spatch. Also, I've discovered a new maintenance method for my balls.
April 4, 2017
Episode 040 - "Bobby Lee's Penis and Enjoy Your Saturday"
I had fun recording this one. Trump Wiezed into the White House and I'm in charge of the chicken fingers at the Comedy Store. Extra crispy, brozzz!
April 1, 2017
Episode 039 - "Gotta Lose 10 Lbs and Dinner With My Ex"
Rise and grind, brozz! Early Bird Catches the Wiez.
March 16, 2017
Episode 038 - "Missing My Ex"
The grass isn't always greener, you guys. Seriously.
March 8, 2017
Episode 037 - "Matzah Balls and Kellyanne Conway"
Food for the soul is what I needed to make me feel better. Jewish soup is super yum, you guys. Kellyanne Conway's hot too, right? She can deflect any question. I'd love to be next to her, not in a sexual way, either. Would love to grab a drink with her and get hammered and talk about the orange baboon. She'z got stories, brozzz!
March 1, 2017
Episode 036 - "Kids Today, Black Dudes and White Chicks"
I thought I was wild when I was a kid but, dude, I was nothing like today's kids. Twitter should change their name to Clitter. Also, black penises are gorgeous. They're like sea serpents in the sky.
February 17, 2017
Episode 035 - "Kirk Fox Is Getting Married!"
If the Ostrich can settle down and get married, so can the Wiez.
February 15, 2017
Episode 034 - "Joe Rogan & I Are Friends and Adam Sandler Is King"
I shed a tear tonight, you guys. Had some alone time with sweet baby Joe. Also, no one can stop Adam Sandler. May the force be with Jew!
February 7, 2017
Episode 033 - "Ban All Wiezelz"
Trump! Wtf, bro? Spatch, spatch, super spatch! Not cool, dude.
January 29, 2017
Episode 032 - "I'm Burnt and Mexico & US Should Pay for the Wall"
I'm like a piece of toast. My chest needs to be scraped, and my toe jam needs to be cleaned out. Gnarly, right? I think Mexico and the US should go Dutch on the wall.
January 27, 2017
Episode 031 - "Trump Is Our Prez and Dad turns 90"
I still can't believe the orange baboon is our president. He's so wild, you guys. Happy 90th, Dad. I love you.
January 22, 2017
Episode 030 - "Neal Brennan on Netflix and Dad's 90th Bday at The Comedy Store
Encore! Encore! Way to go, Neal. You're Netflix special was very unique, just like your posture. Dad's 90th birthday is going to be awesome.
January 20, 2017
Episode 029 - "Sara Patti"
Sara Patti is the number-one fan of Random Rants. She emails me often at Love you, Patti Melt.
January 14, 2017
Episode 028 - "Saying Bye to Obama"
Loved him even though I never met him. Thank you for being you, Barry. See ya in Hawaii where we'll smoke some ganja, doood. Michelle. Whaddup, gurrrl?!
January 11, 2017
Episode 027 - "Wrongfully Accused and the Golden Globes"
I wanna party with dudes who were wrongfully accused for crimes they didn't commit. I want to get them wasted and laid, dude. Yet another year I won't be going to the Golden Globes. Not cool, brozzz!
January 9, 2017
Episode 026 - "President-Elect"
Orange baboon! What's up, bro? Have you banged any interns yet on the same desk that Bill banged Monica or what? Talk to me. C'mon, bro. You're lagging.
January 4, 2017
Episode 025 - "Dad's 90th Birthday"
Let's all give a round of applause for my dad Sammy Shore! He's gonna outlive us all. Getting ready for his 90th birthday. God bless him.
January 3, 2017
Episode 024 - "Bye to 2016 and Korean Spas"
So long, suckazz! Dude, why is your pee-pee so small? I love looking at naked Asian men, brozz!
January 1, 2017
023 - "My Christmas in Gilbert"
Had such an awesome time with Allie Boo Boo and her family. Thank you for taking me in and showing me love. Son in Law 2016!!!
December 26, 2016
Episode 022 - "Buffalo Hotel and Life Before the Internet"
I'm living large, brozz! I Love fluffy hotel rooms on the road. Life was easier back in the day before our brains were all mush. Not cool, doodz!
December 17, 2016
Episode 021 - "Girlfriend's for Christmas and Buffalo"
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, coming to Gilbert, AZ. OJ was great on the Bills.
December 17, 2016
Episode 20 - "Prison Shows and Naps"
Obsessed with MSN Lock Up. Definitely makes me feel better about my living situation. If two dudes can live in harmony in a 5x7 ft jail cell, I can live in my four-plex just fine. I'm tired. Goodnight.
December 11, 2016
Episode 019 - "My NYC Trip Was Trippy"
Thank you so much for letting me bite into your big apple. Love the city! NYC is my second home.
December 8, 2016
Episode 018 "The Real Deal"
There's fakes and posers, people who are not transparent. But his one's the real deal.
December 3, 2016
Episode 017 - "Feeling It"
Yeah, dawg! Let's do this. I got back my mojo and I'm looking for a dojo... brooo!
November 29, 2016
Episode 016 - "Looking Back"
Mmmmmm, I like what I see. The past is quite bright.
November 26, 2016
Episode 015 - "Fly-Over States"
Where's my swamp people at?! Love the tertiary markets. (That means third-tier, bro.) The towns in between the small towns. Carnies with moles on their necks. Love these peeps.
November 23, 2016
Episode 014 - "Frustrated with My Stand Up"
I've been doing this for over 25 years, you guys. And guess what, I'm still trying to figure it out. Stand up is very fragile.
November 20, 2016
Episode 013 - "Feeling Good"
I'm in my happy place. Super fuzzies, you guyz. All I need is some cocoa. Yum yum, brooz.
November 18, 2016
Episode 012 - "Steve Bannon"
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
November 15, 2016
Episode 011 - "My Life Now and More Trump"
I'm just the average Joe, traveling town-to-town, peddling my comedic goods. I can't believe the red baboon's our president. That's DEFINITELY not cool. God help us all!
November 12, 2016
Episode 010 - "Trump"
Bye, you guyz. It was nice knowing you. I'm moving to Canada. Maple syrup, brozz!
November 9, 2016
Episode 009 - "Night Before the Election"
I'm scared, really scared. But then again... fuck it. What happens, happens. Regardless, you guys are my fans and I am your Wiez!
November 8, 2016
Episode 008 - "San Antonio Airport"
Everyone's staring at me. Not cool, dood! I'm just trying to rant to my fans. I need a margarita.
November 6, 2016
Episode 007 - "What's in My Head"
You definitely have to hear this one. The stuff that's in my head is quite bizarre.
October 29, 2016
Episode 006 - "Life Before the Internet"
It was so much easier before the internet. Now, our brains are mush. Not cool, doodz!
October 26, 2016
Episode 005 - "Glass Half Full and Traveling"
I'm alive. I can walk and breathe. Doing better than most. Gotta get out to the people because that's my happy place.
October 21, 2016
Episode 004 - "Clinton vs Trump and Middle America"
It's like the "Thrilla in Manila". Her versus him. What's gonna happen? Who's gonna win? Hillary don't diss the fly over states!!!
October 15, 2016
Episode 003 - "What I've Been up to and Allie Boo Boo"
I'm the average Joe, just hanging out with my sweet babe Allie Boo Boo. We're just doing our thing.
October 14, 2016
Episode 002 - "Caitlyn Jenner, Social Media, and the Gym"
I'm all confused and I don't know what to do. Everyone's going cray cray!
October 14, 2016
Episode 001 - "Welcome to Random Rants!"
I got rants in my pants and I gotta get 'em to your ear lobes, brozz! Welcome. This is from me to you. Let's do this!
October 14, 2016
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