PM in the AM
By Porter McNeely and Blake Bushman
PM in the AMJan 16, 2023
A Soul-patch for Summer
We brought back another classic PM in the AM segment and gave each other some hilarious resolutions for 2024. We also went over some crazy news stories. Enjoy.
Bearded Babies and Regift Revenge - A PM in the AM Christmas
A very merry Christmas from your PM in the AM hosts! Enjoy our very first holiday special release, and let us know what you think!
101. Cheesy Hallmark Movie Battle 3.0
We are bringing back one of our most popular traditions and playing the hallmark Christmas movie battle. In this challenge we come up with funny fake hallmark movies and mix them up with some real ones and try to guess which ones are fake. It's a blast. We also have a holiday related news story, so enjoy the show.
100. Petrified Poop and the Live Lobster Legend
We did it, 100 episodes. I actually didn't know this was going to be 100. I thought it was only 99... so the special plans we had for 100 will have to be for 101, but we got some epic white elephant ideas and a great show for you this week. Enjoy and thanks for tuning in.
A Shrimp Scandal and the Idiot Draft
We are back, we've got an exciting news story and a great draft!
DON'T Decorate Your Yard With This
We are back like we never left and better than ever! On this week's episode, laughs are guaranteed. We start the show by breaking down a Halloween news story that will leave you questioning all the local yard decorations. Then, we share some would you rather questions that are hilarious. Some of the topics you can expect are: axe body spray, rabies, the smell of Blake's trash can and a prank idea that would rattle an entire neighborhood. Enjoy the show, share it with a fiend and review the podcast on your platform of choice.
Digestive Dilemmas- To Cheese or Not to Cheese?
That's right, we are back with another hilarious edition of the greatest podcast you'll ever hear. We're breaking down some insane news stories both involving drivers. One story is about probably the best driver this world has ever seen and the other is the complete opposite. We also came up with some laugh worthy hypothetical situations and some other fun things. Enjoy the show and share it with a friend.
Do NOT Get Into a Fight at These Places
We are back with an awesome episode where we are breaking down a crazy news story and drafting the worst places to get in a fight with your significant other. Make sure to subscribe and share the show!
From the Vault: The Best Things About Fall
On this episode, Blake and Porter break down the fall season and the 8 best things about fall. From Halloween, hoodies, hayrides to the other great parts of the fall season. Also, you won't want to miss the host share their embarrassing guilty pleasures and the listener takes from last week's episode on leftovers.
Pro-Procrastination
We're back and this week we are bringing back the ridiculous round-up segment where we are talking about marathon cheaters and discussing how crazy their tactics were. We are also answering some listener submitted questions about our biggest childhood fears and what the dumbest thing we've done in the name of procrastination. Enjoy the episode and share it with a friend.
Best Infomercials and The Nasty Accident
We are back and this week we've got a special treat for you. Well I guess you could call it a special treat, because this week on the ridiculous round-up segment we are breaking down the human biohazard that turned a Delta flight around mid flight. That's right, Taco Bell before a flight is not a good idea. After we break that down, we drafted the best infomercials. You'll remember these crazy products such as the Snuggie, Shamwow and many more nostalgic as seen on TV ads. Enjoy the episode and share the show with a friend.
Elementary School Disasters
What's up Morning Crew?!
Start your week off right with us sharing listener submissions of embarrassing elementary school stories. From an accidental loin cloth costume to an acorn dump, these stories will have you laughing. We also shared some of our new pet peeves and even brought up some old ones while we were at it. Enjoy the episode and have a great week.
From the Vault: Insurance Company Mascots and the Worst Place Winner
On this week's throwback episode, Blake and Porter put together a bracket of the worst insurance company mascots. From LiMu Emu to Flo from Progressive none of the mascots are safe. (Segment Starts at 19:20) They also go over the listener submissions for the worst thing to say/be told in a job interview and go over some hard hitting unpopular opinions. Make sure to share the episode with a friend and comment an unpopular opinion below.
We'll be back next week with a new episode. Thanks for all the support!
Super Soaked: Our Side-Splitting School Stories
We are back with another splendidly hilarious episode and this week we've got some great stories for you all. We shared some back to school and elementary school memories that include a super soaker incident as well as rouge laffy taffy and discuss some of Porter's all-time best back to school outfits. You can check them out on Instagram www.instagram.com/pmintheampodcast/ or Youtube www.youtube.com/channel/UCFGTR20FFPerhtuQJ7uJ1-w . We also are drafting the normal day to day activities we could go pro in and it's definitely a draft to remember. Enjoy the show, please share it with some friends and leave us a 5 star review. Thanks for the support and have a wonderful week.
Pooping Portraits and the Kidz Bop Protest
Morning Crew, how is it going?!
We are back with another episode and this week, we were joined by friend of the show Brody Browning as he squared off in the "Not so Elementary Education" segment against Blake, It was a well fought trivia battle that you'll want to be sure to follow along with at home and let us know how many you got right. That segment starts at 25:16 if you are here to check out how Brody did. We are also breaking down some great would you rather questions that had us discussing bathroom selfie etiquette, Kidz bop and many other hilarious topics that will have you both laughing and thinking. Sit back, enjoy the show and then share it with a friend.
To Taste Test or Not to Taste Test, the Grape Debate
What's up Morning Crew,
First off we want to give a huge shout out to all the new listeners we've gotten from our Instagram reels that have blown up over the last week. Welcome to the Morning Crew! This week's episode is loaded with laughs. Some of the favorite moments include a hilarious supermarket debate that might land Porter behind bars at some point.. Good thing the whole segment is just one big hypothetical scenario ;) It's actually a new segment where the fellas break down some awesome questions. There's also some classic laughs involving some not so legendary t-shirts that really outta be burned. Also, the guys bring back the ridiculous roundup segment and discuss a big Chinese scandal involving Zoos, Sun-bears and some crazy cool costumes. Enjoy the episode, leave us a five star review and share the show with some friends and family that need cheering up.
Take a Hike: Our Misguided Recommendations For Annoying Individuals
Hey Morning Crew!
We are back with another great episode! On this show you can expect some good laughs coming from the " Things you recommend doing to people you don't like" bracket. It's a great draft with some witty picks that will have you cracking up for sure. The fellas also break down some legendary would you rather questions that you won't want to miss. You can also expect a dad joke stand off and a plea to bring a legendary Italian restaurant back to our state. Thanks for listening please help our show grow and share it with some friends and make sure you are subscribed on your listening platform of choice. Thanks for the support!
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A Hedgehog Hustler: Facebook Marketplace Gone Crazy
What is up Morning Crew?
This week, we have a wonderful show for you. We headed back into the wild world of Facebook Marketplace and Porter is sharing the story of how a father was trying to ruin the life of his child. It's hilarious, you'll definitely want to check it out! The boys are also bringing back "Not so elementary education" the segment where they quiz each other with 1st-6th grade questions and it is sure to deliver some laughs. Play along with the segment and let us know how you do. In the future we would love to get a guest on to go head to head with the champion, so if you're interested, let us know. You'll also catch the fellas discussing a semi-relatable work topic that you have probably thought of at some point and it's sure to make you chuckle. Thanks for tuning in, please share the show with someone who is in need of a quality, wholesome laugh and make sure you follow us on Instagram to stay up to date with the pod.
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Bad Barbie and the Bumper Sticker Battle
Wakey Wakey,
What's up Morning Crew?!
On this episode, we are discussing some crazy scandals and stories surrounding Barbie with the big upcoming movie premier. In classic PM in the AM fashion, 2 truths and 1 lie is presented about barbie and Blake must use his vast Barbie knowledge to sort out the truth. Also, the fellas give their takes on some thought provoking questions sent in by listeners, you'll definitely be thinking alongside them as they give their answers. Lastly, an EPIC draft occurred when the guys drafted the WORST bumper stickers and vinyl stickers to put on your car. Hilarious bumper sticker dialogue ensued and your not going to want to miss it. Enjoy the show, leave a 5 star review and share it with a friend!
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A Croc Saved My Life
This week on the pod, the Ridiculous Roundup is back with topics ranging from the enhancement games all the way to a lifesaving croc. You won't want to miss our breakdown of these stories and our take on if we would participate in the steroid olympics. We also are giving out free advise on the situational awareness segment and this week's situations are both thought-provoking and hilarious, so make sure you listen to the whole episode and share the show with a friend.
We Ranked the BEST Americans!
What's up Morning Crew!?
We're back with another banger and this week, we drafted teams of the best Americans. No no no, it's not just boring historical figures. We included cartoons, actors and some legendary individuals. You're not going to want to miss our break down of these true American hero's just in time for the fourth of July. We hope everyone has a wonderful and safe time celebrating our great county. This episode also contains some thought provoking would you rather questions about moving in honor of Blake's big jump into home ownership. Check it out, share it with a friend and make sure to leave a 5 star review!
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Tech Titan's Throwdown: Elon VS. Zuck
What is up Morning Crew?!!?
In this uproarious episode, get ready to imagine an epic clash like no other as the heavyweight tech titans of our time step into the comedy boxing ring! As we prepare for the potential Elon Vs. Zuck fight, the fellas break down what they would like to see happen in the fight. We also volunteered a third billionaire to join the fight card. Enjoy the fight preview below.
In one corner, we have the wealthiest man on Earth, the bald-headed genius behind Amazon, Jeff "The Prime Package" Bezos. Armed with a sense of humor sharper than a drone's propeller, Bezos aims to deliver punchlines as lightning-fast as his famous one-day shipping.
Opposite him, sporting a futuristic space-themed robe, is the charismatic and enigmatic Elon "Twitter Fingers" Musk. Known for his audacious tweets and revolutionary inventions, Musk's arsenal of jokes is as boundless as the universe itself. Will his comedic SpaceX take him to new heights?
Last but not least, we have the enigmatic social media mogul, Mark "The Zuck" Zuckerberg, donning a hoodie and a straight faced alien look. Armed with memes and emojis, he's ready to "like" and "poke" his way through this bout. Will he be able to navigate the comedic ring with the same dexterity he exhibits in the virtual realm?
Will Bezos's delivery be too fast for Musk to handle? Can Zuckerberg's social media expertise help him take the comedic crown? Tune in to find out as the tech giants' showdown becomes an unexpected comedy event that you need to hear.
The guys are also breaking down pizza toppings and putting them into a tier list. They cover everything from anchovies to pepperoni and everything in between. Enjoy the show, follow our Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/pmintheampodcast/ and share the show with a friend!
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2 Rad Dudes and Their Relatably Rad Howler Monkey
On this episode, the guys drafted the WORST animals to have as pets and it gets wild as both hosts share their impressions on which animals should stay far away from the house. The fellas also broke down the 5 second rule and how they apply it in their lives. Share the show with a friend and enjoy the episode!
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The Do's and Don'ts of Raising a Child, Pet or Plant
On this week's episode, we've got you covered with the all the parenting advice you could ever need. From how to get your kid to listen to advice to raising elderly goldfish, this episodes got all the best tips. We also brought back the guess the celebrity segment and it has some facts that are going to have you trying to guess who it could possibly be. Enjoy the show, share it with a friend and leave a 5 star review on your platform of choice.
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Spud-tacular Tater-tainment: The World's BEST Potato Draft
We have drafted and listed out the best ways to serve potatoes. Our expert analysis comes in handy as we draft everything from french fries to funeral potatoes. You can vote for your favorites on our Instagram https://www.instagram.com/pmintheampodcast/ We also created and answered some crazy would you rather questions that we answered. The topics include scorpion venom, barefoot use of public restrooms and stealing Steve Hawkings wheel chair, so make sure to enjoy the episode and share it with a friend. To watch the video, head over to our YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFGTR20FFPerhtuQJ7uJ1-w
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Drug Test Tales and the “Bud” Effect: How to Stop Getting Called the Worst Nicknames
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Not So Elementary Education Part 3
We brought back a fan favorite segment where we take 1st-6th grade trivia questions and quiz each other 'are you smarter than a 5th grader' style. Make sure to hear us struggle through some hard subjects. Blake is also vulnerably sharing something that makes him absolutely uncomfortable and it's pretty funny. Check it out, share it with a friend and have a great week. Follow our Instagram https://www.instagram.com/pmintheampodcast/
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Smootzie Poo and the WORST Terms of Endearment
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Charcoal Level Toast and The Head-Scratching Drive-Thru
We drafted and created a bracket of the most useless items. From male nipples to terms and conditions sheets, this bracket covers all the things you could live without and not miss them. The guys are also sharing listener submitted responses of most embarrassing text message stories. There are some great stories involving scandal, romance and much more, so make sure to check it out. Head over to our Instagram https://www.instagram.com/pmintheampodcast/ to vote on this week's bracket.
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Let Him Cook: Embarrassing Texts Edition
This week, the fellas are sharing some crazy, funny stories in the tell us a time segment that they brought back. The listeners have requested it and man did the guys deliver. Each host asks the other to tell them about a time and the stories about embarrassing texts and haircuts are hilarious. The boys also came up with a new segment talking about crazy celebrity details and give each other some hints to try and guess who is who. Please rate and review the show and share an episode with a friend that could guess all the celebrities.
Are We Smarter Than a 5th Grader??
Just a Sorbet Kind of Guy
On this episode, Blake takes a major shot at Porter's fruity taste in ice cream while discussing the most useless home appliances. The fellas also made a bracket of the best excuses to give when you are running late and trust me there are some great ones. The boys have your back next time you are running late with some fantastic excuses that will get you out of trouble. Thanks for tuning in and head over to our Instagram to vote for your favorite excuses.
Hot Dog Hands and The Therapy Chore Session
From The Vault: We Made the Worst Playlist of All Time!
On this classic throwback episode, Porter and Blake ranked the most annoying songs of all time, and they even couldn't help but sing some of them. Blake also shares a snowboarding story that turns into a solid pro tip. The boys also brought back the Tell us A time segment and shared some embarrassing stories that include nearly being locked out of the country and a close restroom call. Check it out, you won't want to miss this one. We will be back next week with a brand new episode.
Musical Cars and The Beef Stock Shower
A Heartbreak Cruise and The Big Spinach Conspiracy
Beard Beer and The Roller Coaster Relationship Advice
We brought back the Not Important News segment with some incredibly interesting stories. Play a long with the guys as they try to decide which stories are real. This week's headlines include everything from a crazy lasagna crime to beer brewed from beard yeast. We also gave our advice on several questions submitted by listeners. First, how to handle a breakup and second, what we think a good senior prank would be. Check it out and enjoy a couple of laughs!
Shrek Day at the Ballpark and the Stolen Chips Conundrum
Blake and Porter start the episode with a recap of a great weekend in Arizona, Including of course, a hilarious unfortunate story that lead to some discomfort for Porter. They also share some of the weirdest smells that they enjoy and then get into the most embarrassing youth sports stories that the internet has to offer. There are some giveaways coming up, so head over to PM in the AM podcast on Instagram and make sure to follow so you're ready to win some merch. Please follow/subscribe on your preferred listening platform and make sure to leave us a 5 star review.
PM in the AM Poolside
On this super special edition of the pod, the boys are poolside in sunny AZ. Enjoying their vacation, the fellas only have one problem, and that is that they need to come up with the cheesiest most cringey Instagram vacation post caption of all time. Tune in and enjoy their hilarious caption selections and follow along on instagram @PMintheAM to vote for which one you think is the worst!
The Great Dipping Sauce Dilemma
Blake and Porter came together to create a tier list of your favorite dipping sauces. They struggled and reluctantly agreed with each other on an appropriate ranking. Expect either Porter or Blake to slander some of your favorite sauces while coming together over the absolute goat fast food sauce. They also tell their childhood sports stories from the post game treat memories to shoes that decomposed on the court you're not going to want to miss those. Check out our Instagram @PMintheAMpodcast and follow us for more content. Hope we provided you a laugh and have a great week.
A Road Trip for the Ages
We are back with another excellent morning drive debate and this week, we are choosing the WORST historical figures to go on a road trip with. From royalty, presidents and other historical figures, this segment is guaranteed to have you chuckling. We are also discussing time capsules and if they are actually ever recovered and what we would put inside one. The Ice bathing trend is also a hot topic that the fellas shed some light on in this episode. Head over to Instagram @PMintheAMpodcast to vote on this week's bracket. Make sure to subscribe and review the show! NEW podcast stickers are in, reach out to us if you would like on for no cost!
WORST Date Drama and The Exposed Gym Cheeks
On this week's episode Blake and Porter are sharing the Morning People's worst date stories and trust me, you need to hear them to believe them. Also, Porter shares another unbelievable experience that Blake helps advise him through with his excellent advice giving skills.
8 Horrible Valentine's Day Date Ideas You Should Avoid
From a roach motel to a sleazy chicken place, Blake and Porter have brainstormed and drafted the 8 worst things you could possibly do for your valentine's day date. Guys, avoid planning one of these ideas unless you want to get slapped on valentines and end up on our upcoming worst dates episode. We also talked about what we would do if we were in charge of the world and Porter shared a crazy " I witness" story that will probably gross you out a little. If you have a bad date story send it in to us on Instagram and we will read it on next week's show.
Mount Trashmore and the Elephant Upstairs
On this week's episode Porter and Blake share some exciting podcast updates and talk about the brand new logo. After that, they get into a debate about what Porter should do about some noisy neighbors. Also, the not important news segment is back and to hear all about mount trashmore, an evil goldfish, a somewhat armed robbery and more make sure to listen to the end.
Down With Dasani - The Great Bottled Water Debate
We made tier lists of the top bottled water brands and you're going to want to check out where we ranked each one. We also answered an amazing listener submitted question that is sure to have you laughing. If you enjoy the show please leave a 5 star rating!
An Armadillo Soccer League and The Carpool Lane Conundrum
We researched and shared some of the wildest holidays that you need to know about this year. Get some fun new celebratory dates marked down on your calendar. We also drafted the worst things that your parents could say/yell at you when they're mad at you. Check this one out, it's one of my favorites that we've ever done.
Not So Elementary Education
Porter's Emotional Christmas Gift and The Fire Honda Civic
The Santa Incident, Bah Hamburger, and the Other TOP Christmas Movies You've Never Seen
On this week's episode, Porter and Blake are back in the Christmas spirit. You won't want to miss them sharing the craziest Christmas movies they could find, and there's a little twist as well. Some of the movies they completely made up. Can you guess which ones are fake? Give it a listen and see how many you can get right. Wishing everyone a safe and Merry Christmas.
From the Vault: A Cow Named Christmas
We went deep into the archives, and we are bringing back the classic Christmas segment from the episode a very hallmark Christmas. In this throwback segment we were joined by Collin Pearson as we had him guess which sappy and crazy Christmas movie titles were real. Make sure to check it out and we'll be back next week with a brand new episode.