The Pranks & Firth Podcast
By Ash Frith
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Weekly Podcast where Ash Frith and Justin Panks talk about their week, gigs, thoughts and oddities. Enjoy a game of “Snob or Scum” and have your brain twisted by another of Prank’s theories about life the universe and everything
The Pranks & Firth PodcastApr 23, 2024
00:00
56:40
Ear suckin’ trend buckin’ parenting
Free Philistines (on Monday only)
Apr 29, 202401:05:40
Pimlic-oh no
I like it like that
Apr 23, 202456:40
One of the boys has a huge career break.
One of the us takes our rightful place on the world’s stage. About time too if you ask me (the one who hasn’t taken their rightful place on the world’s stage, that would be arrogant obvs)
Apr 15, 202401:00:02
Beaver Bingo, Snatch Cards and Screwlette
Lads on tour. Going to be mega. Wall to wall flange and will be even better once that moping pansy with purple hair fucka off home early. LEGENDSSSSSSSAAS!
Apr 08, 202401:03:10
Easter Eggheads
We don’t even know what happened to our lord and saviour. SHAME ON US!!!!!
Apr 01, 202459:39
Leave the stones on the floor
One does not have to be either casting or having stones cast upon them. The stone is not complicit in direction thrown or aware of the pain it causes. In another time the same stone will be cast for a different reason against new flesh. Morality is not absolute, it ebbs and flows but bones are rigid and remain broken.
Mar 25, 202459:39
Monday part 1 and 2
The man may try, but he will never succeed.
Mar 18, 202446:05
Soccer FC UTD
Stand up if you hate the other team! Two Russian soldiers underneath a tank: B-U-M-M-I-N-G
Mar 11, 202458:32
Mundaneday Mourning
Peek A Boooooooooo!
Mar 04, 202401:09:36
Ash 2: Pig in the City
Valhalla can be a cell as much as a field. Imprisonment is a state of mind and they ask you to shackle yourself by encouraging self radicalisation of normal thoughts. Send us money.
Feb 26, 202401:08:24
It’s still Monday
It’s still two blokes talking
Feb 19, 202401:02:59
Q: What’s deeper than deep?
A: Shallow
Feb 12, 202457:09
You like free sh1t well here you go
Feb 12, 202404:03
USA! USA!
Please support the goodies. Them baddies can fuck right off - CORRECT?
Feb 05, 202401:08:11
Ash Back on the 1’s and 2’s
I’m editing this week and the world is round and vaccines work….
Jan 29, 202401:03:11
More than a podcast
It’s a cultural high water mark.
Jan 22, 202401:00:51
Everything you hold dear
Is ultimately nothing
Jan 15, 202401:05:22
Late?
Your mums teeth are late. www.paypal.me/PranksandFirth?locale.x=en_GB send us money
Jan 08, 202401:13:18
All is quiet on New Years Day
No it’s not you Irish tit, we talking like a mo-fo
Jan 01, 202401:00:48
He’s been, he’s been!
There’s a bite taken out of the mince pie, a nibble from the carrot and the Brandy glass is half empty! What’s that under the tree? A GIFT! It feels light. It’s so light it must be made out of sound! It’s shaped like a load of bollocks. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! It’s the audio file of the Christmas PAF special! What’s better than that? I’ll tell you what….the video version over on the Patreon you tight fisted cunt.
Dec 25, 202355:41
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s CHRISTMAS (week)!!!!!!!!
Chat attack all up in your ear minge
Dec 18, 202301:03:56
Is he back?
Who? The other one. Big head? No, the other one, whatsisname. The eagle. Oh him! No idea bruv
Dec 10, 202301:07:13
Jussie Pdough island
Panks is away… ash is here
Dec 04, 202314:47
Monday is upon us so it must be PAF time for the freeloading tightwads
Good chat, intermittent signal. Probably worth it. Patreon for 66% more of this shit
Nov 27, 202301:12:18
I'd Watch That! Ash & Justin
Hello, Ash couldnt record today, so this is the audio of the live Twitch show these two divs did on Sunday so that you had something to listen to.
go subscribe to Id watch that too...
Nov 20, 202301:31:07
PAF ATTACK ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
Mondays pod recorded on Monday for Monday consumption wether not or at future dates. It’s a podcast, get over it.
Nov 13, 202301:02:28
Marvin brings the FGE
Fun podcast of illuminated chats and comedy nice talkings between heroes of humour endeavours
Nov 06, 202301:10:36
Hot dog, jumping frog
Albuquerque.
Oct 30, 202301:12:01
Humour is subjective
Just because you don’t find us funny doesn’t mean someone else might not like us. I mean, I doubt they do, but WHATEV’S you fucking CLOWN!!!! pWNED 😇🤣🙃
Oct 22, 202301:06:14
Keeping up the PAF tradition
Of starting a brand new week with the same old bollocks. We solve EVERYTHING in this episode. Eat more fish.
Oct 15, 202301:03:42
Late? What do you mean LATE?
Still fucking technically Mon-fucking -day isn’t it? Catch me outside Houaboudeat?
Oct 09, 202301:04:53
Ash died so I’ve put out a backup
He’s dead because he had a massive head cold. This one was recorded a few weeks back. Sue me!!!!!!!!
Oct 02, 202301:10:29
Late? What does that even mean, really?
Time is all relative
Sep 25, 202358:58
Russell Brand Dispatches sexual assault allegations special
It’s a bonus special episode! Had to talk about it and we wanted it out asap so that is two free episodes on a bloody Monday of all days. Gotta be worth $1 minimum? Yeah, go on then.
Sep 18, 202301:01:24
Another week, another weak podcast. Only joking IT’S A BANGER!
Patreon us up you freeloading bell piece
Sep 17, 202301:05:42
Just another Prank-Firth Monday. Free for tight-cuntday. An hour (or so) of Fun-day. You get it.
This train a keeps a movin’ and that’s was tortures me. Patreon subscriber now get 3 eps a week. For real, dawg.
Sep 10, 202301:04:20
1 of 3 this week!
If you are a Patreon
Sep 03, 202358:18
Bank Holiday Tuesday
Not a day late, bank holiday bruv. Piss off.
Aug 29, 202301:02:48
Techno prisoners
Listen to this. Really listen to it. Allow it into your ears and all up in your brain box. Expand your mind, contract your anus and take a long, hard look in the mirror. You are endless love and you are worthy of this episode of The Pranks and Firth Podcast. Also, go to Patreon and send us money, you cunt.
Aug 20, 202301:03:30
Human by birth, PAF listener by the grace of God.
It’s another week starting on a Monday: Seems to be loads of them lately. So,why not have another podcast from the boys to kick things off in style?
Aug 13, 202359:24
Panks solo pod
He’s all alone and on his own. Your boy Jussie Peanuts shrambles. I just made that up, it’s a cross between shambles and rambles. Unless someone has already made it up, like shoelaces.
Aug 05, 202331:36
Ash solo
Justin it’s away ash tracks for a few minutes…. Let me know if you make it through this
Aug 02, 202318:36
It’s another podcast
Shorter than average but jam packed with juicy sound-jizz.
Jul 24, 202301:12:60
Best pod ever?
No
Jul 17, 202301:02:60
Back in the U.U.U.K!
Ash is on home soil. Back in the land of Bovril, Moccasins and Heartbeat. The mystery BBC nonce named and shamed by the turbo lads. Jussie Pancakes blows the space myth WIDE OPEN LIKE YOUR MUM!
Jul 10, 202301:15:07
Holipod!
Ash is away but we recorded a podcast because we f-ing care ok!
Jul 03, 202358:13
Birthday honours
Thanks for your ears listener
Jun 26, 202359:15
Pre Birthday tipples
Come on in
Jun 19, 202357:27
Come on you Hammers….
Funny as Fudge…. Pnks edited it again so no idea what he’s left in
Jun 11, 202301:05:48
I’ll have what she shark
Share this podcast would you points to all who do
Jun 04, 202301:07:01