"How's Your Dad, Simon?"
By Simon Pursehouse
This is me reading them out for the first time.
"How's Your Dad, Simon?"Apr 30, 2021
Episode 77
Kittens, deodorant and snooker.
Episode 76
Cashback, VW's & Caesar salads.
Episode 75
Pumpkins, speedboats & Scottish doctors.
Episode 74
Janet Street Porter, protein powder & marriage phobia.
Episode 73
Shrinking, dry cleaners & bagels.
Episode 72
Entomology, chromosomes & eBay.
Episode 71
Poachers, counting & hypochondriacs.
Episode 70
John Travolta, security systems & grandads.
Episode 69
Pins and needles, luggage & drummer's offspring.
Episode 68
Ladders, Nirvana & cookies.
Episode 67
Arsonists, arts and crafts & rogue antique dealers.
Episode 66
Alcoholics, donkeys & rescue dogs.
Episode 65
Smash Hits, cotton buds & home insurance.
Episode 64
Woodwork, RyanAir & Ikea.
Episode 63
Apiary, telekinesis & Michael Jackson.
Episode 62
Yoghurt, pizza & strawberries.
Episode 61
Dogs, Henry VIII & deer.
Episode 60
Calculators, parachute jumps & masseurs.
Episode 59
Italian bread, zoo cleaning & highlighters.
Episode 58
Solar power, eye tests & The Monkees.
Episode 57
Psychics, hyenas & DFS.
Episode 56
Driving tests, invisible ink & counting in French.
Episode 55
Editing, Greggs & floorboards.
Episode 54
Castles, graffiti & Tin Turner.
Episode 53
Moses, tinitus & mediums.
Episode 52
Paranoia, poetry & bingo.
Episode 51
Elephants, fruit machines & Egyptians.
Episode 50
Tsunamis, drummers & bracelets.
Episode 49
Swimming, board games & village greens.
Episode 48
Hamsters, grizzly bears & Cat Stevens.
Episode 47
Imperial War Museum, periodic table & crosswords.
Episode 46
Great Expectations, lumberjacks & crystal balls.
Episode 45
Indian reservations, Lourdes & stool samples.
Episode 44
Hot flushes, Schrodinger's cat & golf.
Episode 43
James Bond, rabbit stew & zebras.
Episode 42
Waterskiing, Karl Marx's sister & badgers.
Episode 41
Yul Brynner, jazz musicians & knots.
Episode 40
Batteries, Elton John & bakers.
Episode 39
Tropical fish, John Lennon & milkmen.
Episode 38
Monopoly, trumpets & Footloose.
Episode 37
Mothers, wives & grandads.
Episode 36
Impressionists, bread & landlords.
Episode 35
Surgery, Cat Stevens & grandkids.
Episode 34
Eton, sat navs & job interviews.
Episode 33
Marksmen, Jurassic Park & archery.
Episode 32
Butchers, Bahamas & alsatians.
Episode 31
Printers, ballet & Scrabble.
Episode 30
Roadies, poets & darts.
Episode 29
Speed dial, Michael Caine & laptops.
Episode 28
Handcuffs, magnesium and owls.