Quitters Never Give Up
By Christopher, Drew, Eddie, Lindsay and Jen
Quitters Never Give UpJun 16, 2023
Episode 147 - Humans are Humans
A strange obsession with Samurai Cop, Bean on back injuries, Kevin Smith settles the Halloween Candy debate, cheating on game shows, thoughts on Coachella, Taylor Swift beeyoops, and Farrah Abrahmson!
Episode 146 - The Great Dogloo Controversy
"More Ovaltine, please!"
The Black Parade, a dog in prison, Kevin Smith full circle, Sam opens April Foolishness, Juiced, Honkalism, and a naked OJ picture!
Episode 145 - Bob from Chattanooga
"You are all going to die tonight."
Gang Wars on Let's Paint TV, a Diddy update, Bean's recording schedule, Eddie Pence as Alf, the Coop Report, Jane Levy, The Rock's sore muscles, and THE B TEAM!
Episode 144 - All Hail Queen Latifah!
"Stephen Haawwwwwkiiiiiing"
Fun facts brought to you by Frank Murphy, Josh from Hawthorne and Luke, Sam the Raider Fan, Name that Foo, Pence Sauce, Swag in reverse, Bean's Ben Folds Five meltdown, and Ralph vs Mr. Wizard!
Episode 143 - Nikola Tesla
"It's your candle blowing bursday!!!!"
Nikola Tesla, Bean's Royal Sass, Eddie's chicken nuggets, Ralph as Optimus Prime, an epic failure on a K&B classic game, Allie's schedule, Supermarket Sweeps, and there's no catch!
Episode 142 - Such as...
The longest intro known to man, the first What's Up With Florida, Adam Schwartz, Ralph’s game, poor little piggies, Kevin's personal assistant Linus, Ralph off his game and an excellent punchline......
Episode 141 - The Sizzler or the Putt-Putt
Episode 140 - You did it, Kevin!
“CBS cares.”
Ralph forgets the FCC, breaking in on Edwin on a Crowdcast, Strudelgate, Kevin did it, some fun facts, some dark death clips, and a very important Valentine’s Day Gift!
Episode 139 - Hey There, How Are You?
The Plain White Tee cover controversy, The Interns Strike Back, some Mugos interview brilliance, a new promo for Jankytown, and SQUIRREL!
Episode 138 - Mr. Woodpond
“You are endlessly disappointing as a human being!”
Our very own Doug Kriegel brings us back to the Brow Down days, some extremely timely Super Bowl chat, Kevin Smith vs an owl, Bean doesn’t understand gas mileage, another TGP controversy, DJ Omar Con, and Allie's animal woes continue!
Heather - "Wake me up at 5am"
"Try everything but KROQ"
Formerly from the KROQ promotions department, Heather talks about how Big Tad got her hired, her contortionist background, her connection to Ed McMann, sleeping at the KROQ offices, her life as a van driver, counting caller numbers as a phone screener, Smashing Pumpkins announcing their breakup, what she and Pam Anderson have in common, Eminem clearing a whole building, her fitness career, and Gary Coleman???
The Shmooper Shmowl
Reviewing some of our favorite moments from the Big Game including some rejected ads, some ill-timed playoff chat, J-Lo's crotch, Omar in Atlanta, Taylor Swift on CSI, and National Treasure Terry Bradshaw!
Episode 137 - Leeka June from Baldwin Park
Everyone's into death, tips for annoying coworkers, macaques, Richard Simmons, Tonka the depressed wombat, and revisiting Bean charming Eddie Pence!
Episode 134 - Godzuki?
Episode 135 - Jenny’s new ladies
"How's life been for you up to today??"
The war with Oh So Judgy, Jenny’s Honkers, Nana Allie, Bean speaks Armenian, John Denver, math is hard, and Ralph rants about the post office and honkytonk badonkadonks!
Episode 136 - A Tenuous Connection
We're back and worse than ever!
Luke from the Gilded Playlist debuts his new segment Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!
Josh from Hawthorne debuts his new Fun Fact segment!
Sam from Santa Monica even calls in. Lotsa stuff.
Guitar Hero
We look back on a showdown between Dave and Kevin, narrated by Psycho Mike.
Add What You Feel!
It’s the First Annual Kevin and Bean Christmas Album Hall of Fame! In a very special crossover with The Gilded Playlist Podcast, we rate our favorite songs from K&B Christmas Albums past!
Plus - drunk rats, Luke's thoughts on the KBCU podcasts communicating and the best podcast plug ever!
Episode 133 - Something is not right down there, you guys
“I’m bored. I’m bored! I’m bored!”
The man shuts down Drink Boxing, more world's largests, Lindsay Lohanhan, Dave eats conch, Anna Indiana, Eddie Pence vs. glass, Stoneman from an F-15, a new announcer for Cuppa Tea, and Bean returns worse-off from losing his kidney!
Episode 132 - I like her restaurant!
"That's incredible!"
Taking it back, love from Oh So Judgy, Bean’s kidney size, the clip speed debate continues, mold in the carpet, engagement announcements, and more moments with everyone!
Episode 131 - Free balloons and a kidney
Theresa from Fountain Valley, Omar the man of a thousand voices, Sum 41, the Download rodeo remix, Piranha Plants on Parade, the vomit continues, Eddie Pence's website, and Bean's famous kidney!
Sign up to be an organ donor
F%#*% off!
Remembering the hilarious Steve Ashton. View Steve Ashton's Tribute page Song provided by Cbus Brian
Episode 130 - Over there is not anymore, right?
We examine an unprecedented number of Moments with Kevin, Australian Chris, and the Oh So Judgy Podcast!
Plus Heather Mills, Leonardo Dicaprier, getting attention with cremation, the Florida Man Games, calling Kevdogg's mom, Beer Mug running the sound effects, and the beginning of Bean's kidney journey!
DePesci Alex Mode
For no particular reason on this day we take an Instant Request reviewing Bean's health issues over the years.
Episode 129 - A mixture of old
"Smells like donkey..."
Reminiscing on the good old days, talking urinal cakes, Wing covers the Biebs, getting Thrilled, remembering Dusty Street, circus peanuts, a Garmycon recap, happy Justin Bieber, and the Gone-Wrong Impressionists™.
Episode 128 - Loco Ono
Crowdfunding for the Drunk Boxing event, Kevin and Bean charm Chuck Lorre, bacon, remembering Suzanne Somers, Christopher's new Jingle business, unpleasant sounds, and ripoff Crazy Afro Lady calls!
Episode 127 - Ssendam-m-m-m-m-m-m
Episode 126 - 0:07
Episode 125 - Oh hey Katy Perry. You go girl!
"Is this Chile?!"
A successful foreign call, Pedro Guerrerooooooo, Jen diagnoses Eddie's taste buds, Mike as an Irishman, Billy Joel Armstrong, Rocco's Modern Life, Bean gets haircut advice, and a Gwen Stefani tangent!
Episode 124 - WW dot
Omar vs Rachael Ray, asking an interventionist, Bean interested in podcasting, Brokeback Island, a 3 inch worm, Dave's touching One Chip Challenge tribute, Jonesyception, and romantic(?) gestures!
Episode 123 - They're stomping the yard, where you from?!
Stomping the yard, Dave vs Ralph in the ring, everything's coming up Edwin, Keith Richards, Ford Pinto talk, the early days of Bianca and Psycho Mike, and Rudy meets Gene Simmons!
Episode 122 - Demi Lovaaaaaaaato
Frank Murphy and Owl City, the Metallica dog, Jail Babes, Adam Carolla in the kitchen sink, Mugs on the Harold and Kumar red carpet, Kevining, and asking an alien abductee!
Episode 121 - Charbroiled!
Episode 120 - Jef with one F
"I was working in the lab late one night..."
Rabbit rabbit! We enter into ROCKtober with a revisiting of the famous Gargling Incident, there's no longer any room for J-Lo, Nickleback forces Ralph into the File, Chitty Bang, Devo vs. Mitt Romney, and Dave can't find Petros...
Episode 119 - The Proud Owner of a Tail
Giving no love for Rush, Ralph vs the Dark Knight Rises, Buccee Fever, blow me up Tom, otter talk...
.... and A TAIL!!!
Episode 118 - The only one we doubted
Episode 117 - Smelling money in the water
"FLE!"
Lisa the Pet Judge, Omar vs Federleezy, saying goobye to Pee-wee, bears in China, extras(?), Colin Farrell roasts Mugs, Ralph on the picket line, ghost logic, and Dumb Inception with The Gilded Playlist!
Episode 116 - Movin' on up
"ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!"
Lonely Island brings in a K&B theme song, Sweet Minutiae, Eddie Pence at Comic Con, Ralph brings in a bogus list, mixing up theme songs, Bean threatens Harvey Levin, Sherman Helms, and playing some Total Recall!
Episode 115 - People that I can talk to about with peanut butter
"That's alleged!"
Kevin can't read his own Wikipedia page, competing with longest and weirdest intro records, Brad Williams licks Lisa, Lottery Fever, Ralph and two hot witches, and how many margaritas???
Episode 114 - Bye Pete, Bye Linda!
Ralph vs. Griffith Park, Bean's a Quitter, Kevin sleep-emails, the least excited Spiderman contest winner, Kevin the poker chip thief, the Drink Store, Christopher's Beverly Hillbillies theme, an alligator wedding, and somehow the Cornhole Challenge has gotten more complicated???
Episode 113 - Cartoon death
Eddie Pence's Wikipedia Page
Eddie Pence's website
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Episode 112 - We Got a Good Drip Out of It
Christopher's ghost car, a message catchup that goes completely off the rails, Thanksgiving drops, Frank smells it, more Larries for Ralph, everyone provides post office fun facts, Alanis files, and Colin Hanks has never felt so good!!!!
Episode 111 - Sing It if You Know It!
Also, Kevin's password adventures, the Risk movie, Vin Diesel acting outside of Christopher's house, Ween minutiae, a definitely NSFW phone call, some enthusiastic callers, Bean's touching death tribute and Allie's nice n easy Ad!
4th4th4th4th4th of July
An interview with Rosa G, Joe Biden weighs in, and Bean as the Get off my Lawn Guy!
School's Out!
Episode 110 - Battlechip
Noodles' mom plugs her ears for Soundgarden, Eddie on toes, Ralph and Shirley Manson, the Goober Viewing, Bob Hope drops, the adventures of Young Kevin, swingin' the alphabet, Kevdogg in a LaZBoy, Steve Stoneman's airpods, and Bean's touching video game sound effect death tributes!
Episode 109 - Don't blame us if anything bad happens!
Episode 108 - Jury Doodle
Christopher from Daytona 500, examining bed bugs, Olivia's first Show Biz Beat, Californians on SNL, Bean laying pipe, Kevin as a juror, Rhoda Book, the return of Stoneman, Casey Kasem's animal tributes, Lisa jumpin' around, and the movie with the snail and the DMV?
Episode 107 - It's like Tupac was there!
Mindful Kevin Smith is zoomin', Lindsay explains Coachella drama poorly, Klookie or Snowie, Double Take on Hot Girl Problems, Ralph trying THC juice, Kevin at Coachella photoshop challenge, the Tupac Hologram and going into (some) weekend with don't bogart!