24 September 2017

Just a few words to let you know that all is well on Tysnes, and to wish you a healthy, happy and prosperous 2019 – on behalf of the entire Tysnes population.

Goddbye, prince among men.

Latest episode of Radio Tysnes International

Latest episode of Radio Tysnes International

Knowing full well that the station/podcast is closed, I couldn't simply not report on a couple of extraordinary experiences, while volunteering as a Tysnesfest host on Thursday the 12th and Friday the 13th of July, including Lissie (US), Bigbang (NO), Susanne Sundfør (NO), Smokie (UK), The Prodigy (UK). From Saturday: Dagny (NO) and Alan Walker (NO). AND a call from Georgie Dee!

Thank you so much for following RTI since its humble beginnings, to its humble demise, but this is it, I'm afraid. Please listen to my justification (I'm sure you'll agree). Take care, all!

Another episode in anticipation of the Tysnesfest highlights – and other Tysnes news.

The lasting ban on outdoor barbecuing has been lifted due to heavy rain. Only thing is …

No ordinary RTI episode in week 24, but next week's Tysnesfest Special in the making.

News from Tysnes – and on the upcoming 11–15 July Tysnesfest – the number one music festival on the Norwegian west-coast.

Teasing tomorrow's Tysnesfest Special – from Tysnes with love ❤️

Just a quick teaser for our next episode, launched God know when.

Latest episode of Radio Tysnes International

News from Tysnes – and on the upcoming 11–15 July Tysnesfest – the number one music festival on the Norwegian west-coast.

Quick announcements prior to RTI's next episode.

RTI will be on an indefinite break, with the possible exception of the days around the 11 – 15 July Tysnesfest.

Riciculous RTI – or Tysnes? Lada Tour success Mini library opened Boat missing from bankruptcy estate Frustration over discriminating property development Magical Tysnes on TV Crashed into tree Young woman willing to move back to Tysnes Constitution Day Special

The latest episode of Radio Tysnes International: Spring on Tysnes! 🌳🌻🌼🌞

Laundry in petrol station! Toy store reopened! Learn more on RTI!

The latest Tysnes news, brought to you by RTI.

Latest episode of Radio Tysnes International, including a segmented trip to "nearby" Bergen – and loads of Tysnes news.

The city of Prague, from a Tysnes – and Cork – perspective. Based on Paul O'Mahony's stay during the weekend and the RTI host's week there in October last year.

While the entire world is eagerly awaiting this summer's 11–15 July Tysnesfest, RTI presents a few headliners – and then some. On Anchor.fm only!

Latest episode of Radio Tysnes International

Latest episode of Radio Tysnes International with calls from Ireland and Australia, news on Tysnes man with makeshift Easter radio station, Smokie's Tysnesfest appearance – AND music!

Just some music for you.

A few news on RTI, Anchor AND Tysnesfest!

Just a quick hi from Tysnes! For now.

Breaking / Happy New Year! 🎉 • Tysnes man to edit TV pieces from Pyeong Chang! 🏅📺 • RTI brings T.Y.S.N.E.S. to the world 🎙🎼🌍

RTI Exit 👋🏻 • Planet call • Hyper Local Report from Cambodia • Ho Ho Ho Uki RTI • From Tysnes With Love ❤️

RTI Weekly December special 🎄 • Welcome 🎅🏻 • Today's Tysnes weather: 🌧☁️ • Sie hören Radio Tysnes International (Legs) 🎙📻 • Electric ferry underway ⛴🔌 • RTI SUNDAYS ARE THE BEST SUNDAYS • Local man content with public health service 🏥 • rti.petterson.media 💻🎙 • Tysnes cheese manufacturer to attend Grüne Woche 🧀 • RTI – Your Sunday go-to station ❤️ • Municipality official rebuked local newspaper 📰 • Plans for Tysnes-Stord bridge 🛣 • Medical cause for fatal traffic accidence • Susanne Sundfør to Tysnesfest • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or thereabout • RTI brings T.Y.S.N.E.S. to the world 🎙🎼🌍 • Green light for new power station 💡 • Tysnes bid to recover the lapsed • Reksteren

RTI Weekly December special 🎄 • RTI Limited edition • Today's Tysnes weather: ☁️ • Rainy western Norway ☔️ • Apropos … • Tysnes ferry cancelled ⛴ • Billie Holiday: Stormy Weather • Sie hören Radio Tysnes International (Legs) 🎙📻 • Reksteren animosity put aside before Xmas 🤬 • Future Islands: Last Christmas (Wham! cover) • Freight vessel took a list 🚢 • RTI SUNDAYS ARE THE BEST SUNDAYS • Friends salvaged rowing boat amid extreme weather 🛶 • Stina Nordenstam: Sailing • Candlelight mass ambience • From Tysnes With Love ❤️ • Eritrean family reunited on Tysnes • 50 new housing units to be built on Lande 🏘 • The Tubes: My Head Is My Only House (Unless It Rains) • Extra money for old folks 💶 • Billie Holiday: Pennies From Heaven • rti.petterson.media

RTI Weekly December special 🎄 • Low: Just Like Christmas • Today's Tysnes weather: ☁️🌥 • Sie hören Radio Tysnes International (Legs) 🎙📻 • Man crashed in tunnel 🚚 • 23-y-o driver died • Nursing home capacity reduced from 40 to 30 as share of elderly grows • rti.petterson.media 💻🎙 • Tysnes mayor displeased with Hordaland county mayor • RTI SUNDAYS ARE THE BEST SUNDAYS • Tysnes police moving to Norheimsund next year 👮🏻‍♀️👮🏻‍♂️🚓 • Wenche Myhre: Å-å-å Sheriff (1965) • From Tysnes With Love ❤️ • RTI – Your Sunday go-to station ❤️ • Hvorfor på engelsk, RTI? 🇳🇴 • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or thereabout • RTI brings T.Y.S.N.E.S. to the world 🎙🎼🌍

RTI Weekly • Today's Tysnes weather: 🌧☁️ • Sie hören Radio Tysnes International (Legs) 🎙📻 • Tysnes library soon more than a library 📚 • The Monotones: Book of Love • From Tysnes With Love ❤️ • Tysnes chamber choir Xmas concert 🎄 • Thomanerchor Leipzig: Weihnachtsoratorium Jauchzet frohlocket (J.S. Bach) • Tysnes Xmas card competition • "Xmas street" opening in Lunde 🎅🏻 • Perry Como: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas • Ambience from a Tysnes pre Xmas party • Bing Crosby, David Bowie: The Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth • RTI – Your Sunday go-to station ❤️ • First Tysnesfest headliners released • Bigbang: Wild Bird • Gåte: Stolt Solvår • RTI SUNDAYS ARE THE BEST SUNDAYS • No drinking in Tysnesfest festival camp? 🍻 • Bran Van 3000: Drinking in L.A.

RTI Weekly • Today's Tysnes weather: ⛅️ • Weather abroad • Weather forecast for Malaga Spain • Hyper local weather from Oklahoma • AI Weather Report • RTI jingle: Bleiben Sie hier. 🎙📡 • From Tysnes With Love ❤️ • Patti Page: Old Cape Cod • Coffee Date replaces Ferry • Cork sunrise, courtesy of Paul O'Mahony • YOU ARE LISTENING TO RTI 🎙🎼 • All hail Trudy! • Trudy Newell-Fielding (aka ConDenSayShun): Letting You Go • Con den say sion • I listen to Radio Tysnes International • Tysnes a major lobster fishing community • Tysnes not granted promised number of refugees • Tysnes farmers encouraged to sign up for "Farmer wants a wife" TV reality 👨‍🌾� • Cee-Lo: Country Love • RTI ECONOMY 💶 • Tysnes Savings Bank on OSE • World’s biggest sovereign wealth fund proposes ditching

Welcome to the RTI Sunday Special • Today's Tysnes weather: ☀️ • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • I listen to Radio Tysnes International • Tysnes ferry out of service ⛴ • Gerry & The Pacemakers: Ferry Cross The Mersey • Love your station • Rap stars passing through Tysnes ⭐️ • Nico & Vinz: Am I Wrong • Magnitude 3.8 earthquake • Carole King: I Feel The Earth Move • Bazar earned NOK 55,000 for the missionaries ⛪️ • Gavin Bryars: Jesus' blood never failed me yet • Gavin Bryars: Jesus' blood never failed me yet • YOU ARE LISTENING TO RTI 🎙🎼 • Moondog: High On A Rocky Ledge • RTI Ty-Ty-Ty Tysnes jingle • Breaking news feelgood story from the future • Coca-Cola, 1971 - 'Hilltop': I'd like to buy the world a Coke • RS calling about CMAs • Rocket Man 🚀 On A Suicide Mission • Great \

Welcome to the RTI Sunday Special • Today's Tysnes weather: 🌧⛅️ • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • I listen to Radio Tysnes International • Head-on collision near Onarheim 🚙🚨 • County council counsellor unwell in wake of political hardships • Political/professional rebellion underway? • Local politician goes independent • The Chemical Brothers: The Salmon Dance • RTI SUNDAYS ARE THE BEST SUNDAYS • Funds for school and kindergarten renovations in local budget 💸 • RTI CALLER'S CORNER 📞 • News you can snooze to • Shoutout to LuLu Island • RTI jingle numero uno • 3rd place for Tysnes brass band 🥉🎺🎷 • The Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band: The Floral Dance • Gunman surrendered to armed police 🔫👮‍♀️👮‍♂️ •

Welcome to the RTI Sunday Special • RTI host singing (+ playing!) Velvet Underground's (+ Nico's!) "Sunday Morning" • Today's Tysnes weather: ☀️ • Weather report from a Cork kitchen • RTI Sunday sp...

Welcome to RTI Prague • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • I listen to Radio Tysnes International • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Mayor calls for fornication – or more babies, if you will 👶🏻 • Pulp: Babie...

Welcome to this week's Sunday Special! • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Today's Tysnes weather: ☀️ • Faustos Ramos: Good Day Sunshine (Beatles cover) • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Tysnes flooding 🌧...

Welcome to this week's Sunday Special! • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Today's Tysnes weather: 🌬 • Etta James: Stormy Weather • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Two caught in speed control 🏎🚓 • Happy c...

Welcome to this week's Sunday Special! • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Today's Tysnes weather: 🌤 • The All Seeing I: Walk Like A Panther • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Statue with insufficient fund...

Sunday special all over • Welcome to this week's Sunday Special! • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Today's Tysnes weather: 🌤⛅️ • Time Is On My Side • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Tysnes woman sets new...

Welcome to this week's Sunday Special! • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Today's weather report: 🌤🌧 • L'amour • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Local Christian Democrat objects to future Conservative go...

Welcome to the 3 September Sunday special! • RTI host singing (+ playing!) Velvet Underground's (+ Nico's!) "Sunday Morning" • Today's Tysnes weather: ☀️🌤 • Anchor clipper problems persist 😕 • Back ...

Welcome to the RTI Sunday special, 27 August 2017 • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Sunday weather ☀️⛅️ • Maroon 5: Sunday Morning • RTI LOCAL NEWS 📰 • Tysnes population on the rise 📈 • Os an...

Today's Tysnes weather: ⛅️🌤☀️ • YOU ARE LISTENING TO RTI 🎙🎼 • Os and Fusa soon to be Bjørnafjorden 🐻 • Carmen Miranda: Tico-Tico • Centre Party guarantees continued ferry regularity ⛴ • RTI jingle nu...

The Tysnes weather today: 🌤⛅️ ❓ • RTI jingle numero uno • You Can Have It All • RTI BREAKING NEWS 🌐 • Denmark: DNA from dismembered body matches missing journalist • YOU ARE LISTENING TO RTI 🎙🎼 • RT...

Today's Tysnes weather: ☀️❓ • YOU ARE LISTENING TO RTI 🎙🎼 • Fancy Man • Fewer receive work benefit money 💶 • Liberals present plans for 60,000 new jobs a year • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • Stardust • Your Touch • He...

YOU ARE LISTENING TO RTI 🎙🎼 • Today's Tysnes weather: ☁️⛅️☀️ • Canadian lobster call-ins • Raid against illegal lobster pots – suspect taken in for questioning • Lobster shenanigans • Operation Cosmos...

Sunday special in 3 hours • RTI host singing (+ playing!) Velvet Underground's (+ Nico's!) "Sunday Morning" • Love Train • Machine Gun • RTI Sunday special. Just for you! 🎙🔊📻 • Welcome to the RTI S...

T minus 3.5 hours 🕐🚀 • Roy Orbison: In Dreams • Let's Spend The Night Together (1972) • Away With Murder • Ladies and gentlemen: A A Ron! 👏🏻 • The Poppy Family: Where Evil Grows (1971 – LoFi) • Pre...

Radio Tysnes Int. • Today's weather report: ☁️🌦 • Song for RTI • Spooky • RTI Weekend edition announcement 🎙 • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • RTI jingle numero uno • Relentless Tysnes promotion • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 ...

Today's weather: ☔️🌧 • Annual Mount Tysnessåta hike tomorrow ⛰ • The Order Of Death • RTI Changes 🎙 • Changes • Morning Breakfast Buffet edition host to RTI? 🎙 • Robert Spiegel job inquiry • Robert ...

Hyper focused nuclear local weather report: ☔️ • Annual Mount Tysnessåta hike tomorrow ⛰ • The return from mount Tysnessåta ⛰ • 15-yo Tysnes girl 2nd in national biathlon championship • The Sleepy J...

RTI Weather report • RTI and how it came to be 🎙 • The RTI Anchor Origin story ⚓️ • Dre Domo: Humble Beginnings feat. Caskey, Cvsper, and Innocent • Slut shaming? Not OK! 🚫 • A question of ecclesias...

RTI Weather report • BREAKING: Os harbourmaster put down • Swan Theme (from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake) • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • Almost locals doing well in national rifle championship 🎯 • Nancy Sinatra: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) • Lunde chapel bazaar tonight 🏥 • RTI jingle: Bleiben Sie hier. 🎙📡 • Zang Tuum Tumb Time Machine! 🎼 • Propaganda: Dr Mabuse • Warum schmerzt es? • RTI et Le Petit Prince 🤴🏻 • Der Fritz für immer! 🎬 • El Paso • Service vessel engine room fire ⛴🔥 • Laurie Anderson: Language Is A Virus (From Outer Space) • RTI jingle numero dos • I want... to learn this song

Today's weather: ⛈⚡️🌥 • The Sandpipers: Guantanamera • Alsaker the world's 13th largest, not 14th 🐟 • Stina Nordenstam: Sailing • NY call-in 🏙 • 🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯References • So glad you liked, Miss Honey! 🍯 • ...

Hyper nuclear local weather report: 🌥🌤 • BREAKING: Sailor week cancelled ⛵️ • Intergalactic • Tensions have subsided • REPORT: Local unrest on Stord following Tysnes takeover • Call-in from Raymond ...

WEATHER: ☁️🌦🌧 • 🌎 ✅ • Stord public announcement 🔈 • Thank you, LuLu and Georgie Dee! 🙏🏻 • Stord under Tysnes rule • Relentless Tysnes promotion • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or thereabout • Call-i...

Sunday morning 🍳 • Sunday weather: ⛅️🌧☔️ • Hype the Local • Thank you, LuLu! 🙏🏻 • LuLu Island FTW • Sunday Morning (my own cover) • BRB! • Wrigley's Juicy Fruit – A Packet Full of Sunshine • Stord un...

Today: ☁️🌦⛅️ • Relentless Tysnes promotion • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or thereabout • An Aussie call-in! • Host tips? • It's mutual, you know! • RTI jingle numero uno • The Smiths: How Soon Is N...

WEATHER: Lighter during afternoon ☁️☔️🌤 • RTI TYSNES MOJO 🎙🎼🥁 • Våge development plan approved • Today is the day, Onarheim! • Onarheim feast to begin on Friday • The Sugarcubes: Birthday (in Iceland...

Gloomy weather ☔️☁️ • Garbage: Only Happy When It Rains • Protests against bridge location • Bridge Over Troubled Water • RTI jingle numero uno • Not Me • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or thereabout ...

Mostly cloudy 🌥 • Call-in! 📱☎️ • thanks 🙏 • Thank YOU, Fu-ran san! 🙏🏻 • RTI jingle numero uno • Orchestral Manœuvres In The Dark: Souvenir • Tysnes has its very own "Harbourmaster" • All Tomorrow's ...

Sunny weather underway ☀️ • Call-ins! • Tysnes is the place • We re concerned in cork • What are these curious structures? • Vacationers most welcome! • A travesty! • Fresh water tanks for young sal...

Warm, but mainly cloudy • Norway: Flooding and closed roads – Tysnes in the clear for now • LuLu call-in! • You Always Live Once • Getting the hang of it, LuLu! • Bo Mambo • RTI jingle: Bleiben Sie...

Today: ☀️ • Electric Light Orchestra: Mr. Blue Sky • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • Call-in! 📱☎️ • Hyperlocal bird update • Yolo", please! • Terrific Tysnes weather conditions! ☀️ • How about "Yahoo"? • Alsaker fish 🐟 fa...

Today's weather: 🌤⛅️ • Six years since 22 July terror attack • A caller! • Rambling requests • Shoutout to LuLu Island • Bergen day • Live interlude • More Bach • Fish 🐟 market • The Human League: M...

Today's weather: 🌧☁️🌤 • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • Governmental Våge Fjord Village approval • Punjabi Hit Squad: Hasdi Hasdi • RTI jingle numero dos • Harbourmaster execution imminent • RTI jingle: Bleiben Sie hier...

Today's Tysnes weather: 🌤🌡 • RTI on continued hiatus • RTI jingle numero uno • Tysnes your future home? 🏡 • Art Of Noise: Robinson Crusoe (since, after all, we're talking island community) • RTI: T...

Brightening up ☁️🌥🌤☀️ • Frank Sinatra: Blue Skies • Insufficient swan space on Tysnes? • A few more thoughts on Anchor development ⚓️ • An 🍏 a day … • Röyksopp: Eple • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or...

Cloudy, possibly rain ☁️🌥🌧 • Patience, please. 🙏🏻 • RTI: Tysnes 101 in 60 seconds or thereabout • David Bowie: Ashes To Ashes • RTI jingle: Bleiben Sie hier. 🎙📡 • Littered shoreline a huge problem •...

Alan Walker Performance cancelled ❌ • Mostly cloudy ☁️ • Alan Walker on, in stead of in the air 🎼 • Alan Walker Faded • Aussie call-in! 🇦🇺 • Aussie life 🇦🇺 • Thx, LuLu! 🇦🇺 • Rolf Harris: Tie Me Kangaro...

Tysnesfest record broken – again • RTI jingle: Bleiben Sie hier. 🎙📡 • Twin Peaks time! ⛰⛰ • Tysnes, the REAL Twins Peaks (cover of Julee Cruise's "Falling") • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • Caller • RTI ❤️😀 • Thank you...

Relatively sunny ☀️ • Today's Tysnesfest programme • Transmissions soon to resume • Drunken man escapes from ambulance 🚑 • Shocking news from RTI's Irish twin station 🍀 • No Tysnes representation in...

Today's weather: ☔️ • Power outage • Bird caused power outage 🐦⚡️ • RTI jingle numero uno

Willian Shatner: "Rocket Man" • Today's weather: ☁️☔️ • Jacqueline Taïeb: "7 heures du matin", 1967 • RTI jingle numero dos • Call-in! 📱☎️ • Naked Lunch 📚📽 • Burroughs, the crazy old sod • Quiet befor...

Thanks, PsyFiRoyal! • Callers! ☎️📱 • You're welcome from Mario • Clutching my Pearls 😅 • Thx, Abe and Georgie Dee! 📞 • Get funky with the one and only Georgie Dee! 🎙💋

Call-in! 📱☎️ • The price of bread • Paul, let's put this thing in motion! 📻🎙 • Weather: Overcast ☁️ • Troll penis erection in full swing • Saucy, saucy, saucy! • Highasakite to Tysnesfest 🎼🎤 • Car fr...

BREAKING: Troll penis erection secured! • International syndicate in the making! • What a perfect idea from Tysnes Radio I • RTI 🙏❤️🤘💯 • Skiers debate motorists' driving patterns • RTI Jingle numero...

Pix & flix! 📸📹 • More Norwegian giant penises, balls and lady parts • Callers! ☎️📱 • A Balkan story • 💗 A Request 😘💗 • Sonorous 🇳🇴 and Georgie Deeeeeee! • Get funky with the one and only Georgie Dee! 🎙💋 • Inspector Kemp instructing the villagers in "Young Frankenstein" • Besuchen Sie Sonorous Norwegen – jetzt! • Afri-Cola commercial • LuLu Island FTW • Slowing down on island Tysnes | Make your own podcast: https://anchor.fm/radiotysnes