Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup

Self licking ice cream cones, how the NSA invented bitcoin, and moon walking with Einstein

If I had Twitter God mode, and my morals hung as low as my balls, I'd have scored way more bitcoin

We typically don't pay family members for favors. The same is true for close friends. Is money only for enemies? 

Is bitcoin the least political, or the most political, thing in your life?

On the other hand it's nice to see you on the rim of the whirl-a-wish bitcoin vortex

Is a bitcoiner a good example of a human?

When the people of Venezuela see their currency failing, do they see their stock market going down... or going up?

Memorize your seed words, and don't put them in your will, because Bitcoin is the currency of Heaven

"[Bitcoin] is a 'novus ordo seclorum' where truth, not authority, becomes the renewed source of legitimacy for all people everywhere"  -Erik Cason

I'm the one who knows where all the bitcoins are at all times. I approve all bitcoin transactions in the world. My computer. In my living room.

Is Bitcoin the new aloof billionaire of society. Also why does Guy hate leaves.

Is money supposed to be so simple and boring that no one should be able to make money off of money?

Everyone who's tried to control or conquer it has gotten rekt, so is Bitcoin the new middle east?

Bitcoin, the settlement layer of reality, is showing that half dragon avatars are fighting over funyuns

Isn't it time to spam the mempool again, like just for the hell of it?

Has bitcoin been asked to save the world before we thought it was ready?

Is it healthy or unhealthy for bitcoin that individual exchanges have the power to halt trading whenever they want?

The stock market use to measure the health of an economy, does it now measure the corruption of it?

What if a cheddar cheese was made so sharp that it produced quantum mechanical solutions to bitcoin's proof of work puzzle?

If I'm selling drugs by running a Tether node on the dark web, would it make sense to get a Ripple tattoo inside my lip?

Is the US Dollar actually money? The Raleigh Bitcoin group dives into this perilous quagmire and leaves you way more confused than you were before.

"Bitcoin is the Taco Bell late-night Chalupa that you eat quickly then run home barefoot to get away from your crazy girlfriend"

How long will it take new users to get hard over bitcoin?

If you weren't pulled into bitcoin, would you have been pulled into an equally weird cult?

A scammer has infiltrated the Raleigh Bitcoin group and we think he listens to the podcast

A slow start. Then I'm regretfully triggered about people not running nodes. But after that it's a pretty good episode.

Is Bitcoin (A) a money, (B) an investment, or (C) a transcendental experience of nature where blockchain confirmations become the only objective way to agree on the time-ordering of any two events in reality?

The manager of the grocery store took us back to the employee-only break room to discuss how we use to be Nancy.

On this episode we analyze monkeys serving jury duty, and no-coiners in Heaven.

Corporate news and politics are downward spirals. Bitcoiners are going in the opposite direction. Spiral up with us.

Does bitcoin news make for better or worse investment decisions? Are new people better off not listening to any news about bitcoin?

Don't you understand that your boomer bucks are worth...... less!

Live from aisle four of the Weaver Street Market grocery store, it's the Raleigh Bitcoin Slurms

How to take someone's bitcoin virginity

When will the first war be fought over bitcoin?

"If gold is Batman and bitcoin is Superman, then Superman should obviously win in a fight, but Batman might have some crypto-nite that we didn't know about"

This episode features a guy that lives next door, a guy that Paul met at the YMCA, and a guy from Pakistan who's staying at the hostel upstairs.

Will bitcoin change the world? Or will it be a let down, meaning that we'll only be extremely wealthy

"Using bitcoin is like driving a tank to the grocery store to buy a bag of beans"

Can government remain large while having less control over the monetary system?

Is the honey badger a safe haven asset?

Is Bitcoin a living organism that's using humanity only to reproduce itself?

The Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup spontaneously invents "Bitcoin Smelting" - the greatest way to improve privacy in bitcoin transactions.

Is Bitcoin under attack from buy-curious Afghan farmers?

The question of whether bitcoin is a private or public money has baffled the greatest minds of our time for ten years. In this episode the Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup solves the paradox, crushes a beer can on its face, and does a 60 second keg stand. Come at me bro

Raleigh bitcoin meetup attendees will soon become the new ruling class of Raleigh. We will have our own bitcoin parallel economy and look down on everyone else. Become one of us.

It's almost as if someone tried to stage an intervention on our meetup before/maybe a little during this podcast.

Woah. Maybe they should tone it down a little. Is there any organization at all to this podcast? 

Oh man did you hear this episode? damn that was classic. can't believe he said that. bro.

Just listen to it