Random Social Banter w/B Raj & Kat
By Residual Artifact
Random Social Banter w/B Raj & KatOct 14, 2020
Pre ThanksGiving Show
B Raj and Kat are back after the duo took an incredibly needed mental health break...found a semblance of sanity and maybe a skosh of relaxation. They jump right in and deliver the shenanigans, as promised! The WOD was a bit of a bust...they tried something new...and to their chagrin...epic fail. However, Kat laughs uncontrollably at B Raj for HIS word vomit...and it's PRICELESS!!! Jump on in, laugh your ass off, and have a good time...Oh yeah, HAPPY FRIGGIN THANKSGIVING!!!
Drank and "strong" British-esque accents
This weeks load of randomness comes with a very sleepy Kat at the beginning, but the shenanigans commence as she literally warms up. B Raj stumbles into a ridiculous "British" accent throughout the show...Kat retorts in remarkable disdain, but of course gets over it. Kat got to hang with her "boo-thang" after a nearly 3 week hiatus (but if you ask her, she'd say it was forever). We talk about TV and movies again, and the WOD is scrumptious! Enjoy!
Utter andomness...and dropping shit randomly
This delightful episode was done at or around midnight...today...ANYWAY, Kat and B Raj talk naughty neighbors (not like you're thinking...filthy mcnasties!), Kat tries on (inadvertently mind you) another slang phrase to eventually add to her soul dictionary. We confess our love for cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies. B Raj happily points out that every Black person you see in horror films would NEVER be in those situations EVER...and they DAMN sure won't be the first to die...ROTFLOAO. And, regrettably, B Raj accidentally "mansplains" to Kat...Hates himself for doing it...It's our show, Happy November!!!
Life and Stuff
It's late as shit, I don't have too much to say here...listen...we're acting like adults...for about 35% of the show...the remaining...um...something percent is pure shenanigans as usual. I just want to go to sleep...lol.
Adult Friending, Ol' School Social Medias and OG Catfishing
Making friends as adults is a hit or miss thing...most of us are already marred by life, and have made the friends whose lives are equally marred by this point...and they're our best friends! We get set in our ways, but colleagues and and associates aren't impossible...just not trying to be all "chummy" with too many new folks...lol. We talk about old school "AIM" and how B Raj was "THAT guy" once upon a time, and Kat and B both share crazily similar catfishing stories...before "Catfishing" was even a thing...We have an INVIGORATING "Kat's Dating Korner" on deck for your yearning ear nuggets, and as usual, a hilarious W.o.D. segment ready to make you laugh...or cry...from laughing.
Join the conversation this week on the Random Social Banter Podcast!
Creepy Kids, Living Spaces. Salma Hayek
This week's show is a beast! We get real when discussing possibilities of living somewhere else due to prices, we discuss our tendencies of "rudous interruptous" (we interrupt the shit out of each other...often) and a touch of depth regarding an accident I was in some years back. The kids are making noise again...we didn't tie them up this time...Speaking of creepy kids, we talk about times when our kids accidentally scared the shit out of us...just being themselves...and small...Loads of laughter and entertainment, this week on Random Social Banter!
Food Glorious Food...and Parenting
This weeks dose is full of Chortling and some Masti(er)cating...We talk kids, and the sacrificial lamb of becoming a parent...Kat makes it to the Barbeque!...B Raj and Kat discuss the "Barbeque" that Kat was invited to to celebrate B Raj's birthday, and Kat thought the server was "kinda hot." Also, we have a hilarious "WOD" in store for you, and more...This week on the pod!!!
Twat Blockage & Dreaming while Adulting
B Raj and Kat are back after an unexpected sick day...NOT the Rona. We dive into some delectable topics like dreams and dream states, Kat's dream are bogus TWAT blockers...and she never gets "tha bizness" in her dreams...B Raj gets chased into elevators in his dreams, and we talk about the coveted ADULTING...doing stuff, getting excited about stuff that we wouldn't dream of as younger versions of ourselves...i.e. BOTH Raj and Kat get excited about Kat's new mattress that cools, and it CAME.WITH.COOLING.SHEETS!!! :-o B Raj has a birthday this week, and treated himself to...wait for it...EXERCISE EQUIPMENT!!! It's a fun-packed episode, so strap in, get your brew, and enjoy!
Drunken Stories, Lazy Dating and Bathroom team
What's up randoms! This week we talk about some things all of you can relate to...relationships...and lack there of...dating in 2020, (B Raj imagines how miserably single and bitter he'd be today if he wasn't married). Great stories of alcohol fueled bliss are shared and more...this week on Random Social Banter!!!
Platonicized and Fulfilled
Grown Folk. Chadwick Boseman, Rest in Power Brother!
Though this episode is not entirely about Chadwick Boseman, we'd like to dedicate this show to him...to a man that defied odds, and will certainly be noted in the history books as one of the greats. His strength and bravery to continue sharing his gift with the world despite secretly battling cancer, is something in and of itself. Thank you Chadwick Boseman! May your spirit live on through your art, your fans, the lives YOU touched and your family. We will ALL miss you King. Rest easy brother.
Episode 17-A Detailed History of "Can I come over..." and other "expert" advice
We have reached episode 17...tis true. B Raj and Kat are bringing some "advice" to you listeners about relations, dating, and other things we're not qualified to bequeath upon your ear nuggets...But we do it anyway. YOU'RE WELCOME!!! Tune in, laugh hard, have fun! @randomsocialbanterpod @bdotraj @randomkat5683
We're Back...with WORD TURDS
What's up folks! Did you miss us?! We're back from our well deserved, not quite long enough vacation...but we we're stoked to get back in the sack with you all!!! Join us as we rally back with a vengeance! We're talking about aging, owning our insecurities and other tings!!! Enjoy! As always you can catch us on the "Gram" @RandomSocialBanterPod or hit us up @BdotRaj and @RandomKat5683.
Hair ties...a girl's (and "pasta's?") best friend...
This weeks dosage is the last one for at least a week (we're taking a vacation...we're not machines...we need a break too). We hilariously dive into a plethora of topics...namely...hair ties and "pasta sauce," B Raj realized all the talk about Mz Raj may have been annoying to Kat...who CLEARLY was being er...umm...a "Sass-Hole" (her claws started to emerge). B also explains why he defaults to talking about his wife on the air...but promises to minimize (or eliminate) said conversations centering around her...Also...Kat's got a birthday and B's got an anniversary! Enjoy the show! Hit us up on IG: @randomsocialbanterpod @bdotraj @randomkat5683. You can also email the show randomsocialbanter@gmail.com. Have a great week! See you in a couple!
Introducing the "F Bomber..." and she has a new IG
In this weeks episode, Kat introduces her new personality IG "RandomKat5683..." after careful deliberation, and an unexpected "angry" phone call to B Raj, she landed on something. She also shares creepy old man stories, B Raj gets "comfortable" talking about "Mz. Raj..." (much to Kat's chagrin). We dive into the world of being hit on (something B Raj has little experience with). We use the word "Copious" in regular context, and plenty more in this weeks dose! Tune in weekly for more grown folks conversations, every Wednesday (usually). Check us out on Instagram: randomsocialbanterpod bdotraj and randomkat5683. You can email us your thoughts and opinions to randomsocialbanter@gmail.com. Have a great week! See you on the next one!
Public flatulence, The Sex and B Raj has an Insta
In this weeks dose of RSB, Me and Kat spend an alarming amount of time talking about sex and sex things this week...from "The DOO," to 'whackin' in it and even "O Words." We also talk about the art and craft of farting, “Fartal Distancing” and introduce My alter ego “The Flatulator…” Kat comes up with an agreeable nickname for my wife...from now on referred to as "Mz. Raj." Whilst talking about the sex, Kat is expecting “copius amounts” of it in the near future...or so she hopes…(Feel free to cheer her on). Last but definitely not least, I decided to create a personality page for myself (in regard to this here podcast), so I am now directly accessible on the IG @bdotraj. So, come and join the conversation, we’ve got another great show for you! May the laughter be with you!
Workplace Romanticals, B's "Silo's" and Kat's S&M?
THIS week is an OVERDOSE!!! Too much good stuff...I couldn’t choose what to remove! Sorry in advance!
In the overdose, we talk workplace frolics...ahem...I mean romanticals...lots of randomness (per usual...though a bit more this time), Kat’s attacked by YET ANOTHER bug of some kind...Kat attempts to “drift” over her er uh...we’ll call it “aggression” and I tell you all about my “silo’s”. This week’s got a lot packed into it...hence the overdose, BUT it’s good stuff, and funny as hell. We also introduce our “introspective moments” segments known as “Kat’s Korner,” and “B’s Bodega.” Tune in, take a seat, get some coffee and enjoy the ride...It’s a longer one...but it’s quality packed!
Introducing B Raj & Kat Your RSB Co-hosts!
This week...IT'S OFFICIAL!!! Kat joins me as my OFFICIAL co-host! She's wild, she's crazy...she's a TON of fun to be around and she is taking up residence here, with me at RANDOM SOCIAL BANTER PODCAST!!! I for one am THRILLED to have her! What's also great about this episode...we did it LIVE AND IN PERSON at "RAJ Studios..." So much fun! We get a little deep, Kat shares her date horror story, we come up with "Mr. Kat" (for ANY guy Kat talks to and actually likes)... but there's no shortage of laughs! Tune in to this week's VERY SPECIAL episode of Random Social Banter! Hit us up with ideas, thoughts, opinions or whatever...IG: RandomSocialBanterPod or Email: randomsocialbanter@gmail.com
Things Hatnin
This week on Random Social Banter, JazzyKat returns with their combined shenanigans, and we are joined by my friend Cece to bring you our TENTH EPISODE!!! We dumpster dive into first world problems, things that inexplicably bother us and I have a few new words to annoy the hell out of Kat! It's a fun tenth episode, and I'm glad you're tuning in! Join the conversation randomsocialbanter@gmail.com, or hit us up on the IG @randomsocialbanterpod.
Texture issues, "Sour taint/Salty Balls, and more...
This week’s episode is quite the doozy! I am joined by an abundance of crazy people in this episode! CoCo is back with her randomness (as usual), JazzyKat are in there shooting shots (at me mostly) and Shaka joins the zoo...I mean party line! CoCo poses another one of her crazy questions...this one’s crotchal-lated (pertains to crotches), she ALSO takes it up a notch, while discussing my “texture” issues...Meanwhile, Kat assaults my non-iPhone with her “likes,” “laughed at” and other iPhone "reactions" BS...filling my text message window with HER, up with that bull shit...CoCo joins that assault as well...Shaka is chillin with me when the girls get to talking about lipstick and eye shadows and I introduce “sour taint” and “salty balls” to the conversation (thanks to CoCo’s corner)...So as you can see...this week’s episode is a bit insane (slightly more than usual), but the fun is bursting at the seams...So strap in, brace yourself and prepare to laugh your ass off...you’re in for one helluva ride!
The "ZERO" Movie
*** SPOILER ALERT*** In this week’s overdose of Random Social Banter, Kat returns for more madness as a guest co-host, along with Dave to discuss (disgust) the Rotten Tomatoes “zero percenter” movie “The Last Days of American Crime...” (which we spoil the hell out of). In addition to that disaster, we talk kids, lockdown letup, and Kat successfully taps me out whilst discussing certain hygiene requirements...oan...Kat assassinated a “big ass spider” with her bare hand…← All of that and then some, THIS week! Hit us up with your ideas, funny stories or whatever insanity you can come up with on IG @randomsocialbanterpod or email us your thoughts: randomsocialbanter@gmail.com.
Episode 8 Teaser
Teaser for episode 8.
TRULY Random Social Banter
This episode is the epitomy of Randomness...we had an agenda...we strayed...frequently. Oh well. I am joined by two random friends from my regular Starbucks, and like when we see each other there...we get to talking about any and everything. This episode is fun, a bit long, but lots of fun and hilarity! Enjoy, while I chat it up with my newest guest co-hosts Kat and "Sharpay" (whose identity was "compromised" when she's called by her government name Jaz) so we concluded that the BFF duo will be known as "JazzyKat" going forward. Enjoy the show! Remember we want feedback from you all IG: @RandomSocialBanterPod Twitter: @RandSochBant or email: randomsocialbanter@gmail.com.
Skinny Jeans, Hoopties and Fries...Oh my's...IDK
In THIS ear bang of Random Social Banter, I am joined by my good friend Shaka Hurd. For starters, just so you all know, this is the first episode where my guest co-host was actually in the same room as me, and of course, because it's ME, I had technical difficulties with his microphone...I tried my best to rectify his sound...so bare with us...ANYWAY...we talk about the wonderfullness of standing to pee, learning that the word "pisseth" is in the Bible, (the "Ye' Old English" version of it), further drowning in THAT toilet bowl (pun absolutely intended) with an inquiry wondering if women originally stood to relieve themselves, then realized sitting was far more sanitary and efficient. We ask the age old question: Why do men's skinny jeans exist? We share having the unique experience of knowing what a "hooptie" is, and finally wrapping up this deeply lost episode with a "Top 5..." battle of best French fries...Then we talk about being healthy...Soak it up, and enjoy! Want to be a part of the madness? Leave ideas, complain or join the convo through our social media channels: IG: @randomsocialbanterpod Twitter: @randsochbant or email: randomsocialbanter@gmail.com.
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Boys and their Toys
In this sip of Random Social Banter, I am joined by one of my oldest and closest friends "Dave" to talk about some fond memories of toys and games from CHILDHOOD! We talk about some of our favorite toys growing up, video games, the soul sucking game of Monopoly, Uno and "house rules" and the humility it takes to "know your place" when it comes to playing a game of Spades...Join me and an old pal as we take a jog down memory lane! email YOUR conversation ideas to: randomsocialbanter@gmail.com or DM on IG @randomsocialbanterpod or on Twitter: @RandSochBant! Join the conversation!
Intro-Teaser Thing
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