Random Noobs
By Random Noobs
A show where we discuss a variety of topics ranging from tech, pop culture, art, video games, and life. We strive to be as diverse as possible to give you fresh perspectives on all the content we put out. We may sometimes agree, we may tear each other throats out but by the end of every episode we hope to have put out some engaging unfiltered and thought provoking content. Enjoy the show!
Sincerly,
Random Noobs
Random NoobsMar 05, 2021
EP 113 | Underrated Rapper
Time Stamps:
(00:00) |-08:40 Showing Nicholas Cage love
(08:41) |-20:23 Marvel upping the ante
(20:24) |-39:55 MoonKnight episode 1
(39:56) |-56:45 Games of Thrones spin off
(56:46) |-01:00:05 Drugs in the USA
(01:00:06) |-01:14:51 Big Meat Pharma
(01:14:52) |-01:31:17 Slap heard around the world
(01:31:18) |-01:37:53 Elon new Twitter owner/Outro
EP 112 | The Sneaker "Controversy" With Nike & StockX
EP 111 | Chris Rock vs Will Smith with GI Jane
(00:00) | -15:54 The Oscar’s Multiple Controversies
(15:55) | -38:15 Are The Oscars THAT important?
(38:16) | -53:12 The new changes in the Oscars/animated movies
(53:13) | -01:03:20 The Batman deleted scene
(01:03:21) | -01:13:20 Warner Bros releasing directors true vision
(01:13:21) | -01:17:08 Marvel’s Morbius/Outro
EP 110 | Toxic Social Media Challenges
Time Stamps:
(01:50) -03:25 | Peeps are gross candy
(03:27) -05:16 | Glizzy challenge
(05:17) -21:24 | Social Media “Challenges”
(21:25) -47:43 | Controlling Parents
(47:44) -58:56 | This was considered “gay” when we were younger
(58:57) -01:05:24 | Wearing two competing brands (Nike, Adidas)
(01:05:25) -01:12:43 | Transgender Swimmer
(01:12:44) -01:14:16 | COD Snoop Dogg
(01:14:18) -01:19:10 | Saturday Morning Cartoons
(01:19:11) -01:34:50 | Kenny’s stick up his ass
(01:34:51) -01:43:40 | Special times with the Boys
(01:43:41) -01:44:17 | Outro
EP 109 | FOOLY loaded Batman
EP 108 | Jo-Vid
EP 107 | Fig Newtons
EP 106 | I Remember Way Back When
EP 105 | Yeah! My Brother!!!
EP 104 | Dr. Strange & The Multiverse
EP 103 | Anime & Joe Rogan
EP 102 | Time To Play The Game
EP 101 | You're Doing Too Much
Time Stamps:
(00:00) | The boys bring it back
(09:22) | How do you handle guests in your home
(29:00) | Giving kids the “Look”/ New age parenting techniques/teaching
(47:19) | Anthony talks Peacemaker/DC Studio Updates
(55:27) | “Alpha Men” in review
(1:15:11) | The Metaverse/VR/Humanity doomed?
(1:45:01) | Breaking certain family beliefs
(2:13:29) | Outro
EP 100 | Paying Rent With Ghosts
Time Stamps:
(00:00) | The Noobs catch up
(09:35) | Audio book vs Paperback
(16:24) | Original movies vs American remake
(33:56) | Peacemaker Premiere
(40:50) | Horror movie tropes
(52:56) | Demi Lovato singing to ghosts
(57:15) | Anthony's 600lb weight gain
(59:00) | Kanye/Kim Controversy
(1:04:24) | Kenny gotta go
(1:05:23) | Anime talk
(1:42:49) | Jontrell's realization
(1:44:49) | Outro
EP 99 | Why We Love Films
The official DREAM TEAM of the NOOBS has arrived!
In this episode, Kenny & Jovany talk about why they love watching films, what got them into films deeply and the level of appreciation each film produces. In line with films, Daniel Craig last film as James Bond in No Time to Die gets a review with Jo adding his dissatisfaction in a movie that was perfect. Lastly, we discuss the state in celebrities' podcast to see if they do it for the love of podcasting or to add another check in their pocket.
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Time Stamps:
(0:00) | Dream Team Intro
(1:40) | The State of Creation of Celebrities' Podcast Nowadays
(13:04) | James Bond's No Time to Die Review
(18:40) | The Dream Team Talk Movies
EP 98 | Enter The Matrix
Happy New Year to all our fellow Noobs! 2021 was an amazing year for us, as we added two new members and we released quality enriched episodes every week. And on that note, episode 98 starts off with a BANG! We dive into what the Matrix Resurrections is trying to tell us in this new world of the 21st century. We also dabble into our favorite media that came out in 2021, like Squid Game and all of Marvel TV shows & movies. Lastly, we give our episode 6 review of Hawkeye and shares our theories on the fate of King Pin.
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Time Stamps
(06:17) | Review of The Matrix 4 & diving into the rabbit hole
(46:20) | A Recap of Entertainment Media of 2021
(1:19:06) | Disney+ Marvel's Hawkeye Review
EP 97 | Spider-Man Far From Home Spoiler Reactions!
There are so many questions all of us had before watching this movie and they were all ANSWERED!
Holding back no spoilers at all, we find out if all the leaks and rumors are true.
Rumors like, did Andrew Garfield & Tobey McGuire reprise their roles as Spider-Man, is Matt Murdock aka Daredevil Peter Parker’s lawyer, are we going to see Mephisto?!
Share our joy & excitement us Noobs recalling our favorite moments from Spider-Man Far From Home and the future of the MCU with Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
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EP 96 | Secrets Behind Nosebleeds
00:00-04:00 Hard hat holiday/Legends of NYC
04:00-16:40 Holiday traditions
16:41-25:50 Spiderman Theories
25:51-50:05 Anime reviewer scandal/ what anime are the guys watching
50:06-01:08:25 Should men be competitive for fulfillment?
01:08:26-01:12:50 Subscription services
01:12:51-01:27:38 Christmas movies
01:27:39-01:30:50 Power Rangers
01:30:51-01:35:02 Outro
EP 95 | What Is A Part 1?
EP 94 | An Appreciation for Diets & Water
00:00 - 01:38 We miss you Jontrell
01:39 - 17:30 How was your Thanksgiving and the Importance of "holidays"
17:31 - 21:30 baked Mac and cheese or that wet wet
21:31 - 31:45 Is vegan all that great and other options
31:46 - 46:00 How do you get your water
46:01 - 49:50 weird sicknesses
50:00 - 01:15:05 Spiderman tickets fiasco with special guest
01:15:06 - 01:34:35 Appreciation for people and things
01:34:36 - 01:40:21 Outro
EP 93 | Rockstar Is Scheming
Time Stamps:
(00:00) | Intro
(01:45) | Jo's Quick Take
(18:10) | Activision CEO Bobby Kotick
(29:31) | Releasing Broken Games Becoming To Common
(01:15:12) | Ant's Question
EP 92 | You Understand?
Welcome back Noobs!!!
On episode 92, we have a special guest: Tyrone from DripOnDeck!!
On today's episode we talk about when's the time to cut off a long time friend, GTA Definitive disaster launch, Jontrell's question of the day and more!
Time stamps:
(00:00) | Special guest intro!
(03:25) | Kenny grills the special guest for info.
(06:25) | Jontrell's question of the day.
(08:45) | GTA Definitive launch disaster.
(14:46) | Halo infinite hyping up Microsoft.
(28:05) | Top 5 games in rotation.
(37:49) | Tyrone gives us an update.
(41:43) | When do you cut off a friend?
(01:43:23) | Craziest thing you let go.
EP 91 | A Different Perspective
Welcome back noobs!!! On episode 91, these dudes are is just weird.
We talk about Jovany's different viewpoint of the media, mindsets that are bound in negativity, being an "adult" & much more.
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Time Stamps:
(01:20) | Old people using social media.
(06:02) | Online content, when does it stop?
(09:54) | Jovany gets deep with his thoughts.
(43:04) | Hive minds being negative.
(47:21) | Different aspects of being an adult.
(01:41:01) | Where you see yourself in a year?
EP 90 | In The Lord's Hands
Time stamps:
(03:30) | NYC marathon
(08:21) | Astroworld theory
(23:23) | Who would we want our daughter to bring home
(31:52) | Vin diesel apologizes
(36:06) | Eternals Review
(54:00) | “New” MCU movie
(01:19:17) | Spider-Man No Way Home Update
(01:07:09) | Bootleg movie days
(01:10:35) | Why are you single? (Relationship-wise)
EP 89 | Aaron Rodgers being "Immunized" & everyone knew.
Jon & Jo discuss the situation over Aaron Rodgers not being vaccinated, the media not doing much & how the NFL/Packers knew and did not care. We also mention how the NFL flip-flops with vaccine protocols with certain players like Cam Newton compared to MVP Aaron Rodgers. Kyrie Irving is briefly mention in the NBA segment over vaccinations and predictions over who win it all.
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EP 88 | Crazy 88
An impromptu episode ranging from comics, pop culture & silence.
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EP 87 | Wet Meat
Time stamps:
(04:42) | Halloween stories
(11:54) | Anime Talk on My Hero Academia, One Piece & Fire Force
(18:41) | The horror icon Chucky
(23:38) | The NBA stance on Kyrie Irving & how it ties to the vaccine mandate
(28:22) | New Spider-Man trailer "rumors"
(36:48) | Marvel's What If series & Phase 4
(43:06) | Microsoft and Sega partnership
(48:23) | The best Call of Duty
(58:16) | Jontrell’s problem with Warzone & Battle Royale games
(1:13:26) | Feminist Revelation with Jo
(1:36:26) | Why Earth has had 5 massive extinction event?
(1:42:26) | Who comes first? You mother, wife or daughter(child)?
EP 86 | Halloween Dune
(02:19) HBO Max Denis Villeneuve “Dune” movie review
(07:23) Grand Theft Auto’ remastered failure
(13:06) Michael Myers labeled homophobe & horror icons
(26:06) The Terminator Franchise, their confusing “reboots” & time travel
(34:44) Are there any original ideas left in the film industry?
(45:46) Do you think going to the movie theaters will fade
(53:51) The Best Halloween Disney Channel Original Movie
(58:51) Jo becoming the “FLaSh”
(1:00:24) Children shows to not put your kids on (Drake & Josh)
(1:05:06) Kenny’s Arrival
(01:11:59) Are there any original ideas left in the film industry? Kenny’s Take
EP 85 | Alphabet Fan-Dumb
On this episode, Jontrell wanted to bring back a conversation from episode 84 called "Movie Night" about Dave Chappelle, LGBTQ community and how it indirectly affects the firing of NFL Las Vegas Raiders coach: Jon Gruden. Us Noobs spoke very candidly on the subject but respectfully asking the question, "Why something only happens when it affects the LGBT community?". We also share our thoughts on the recent release of DC Comics upcoming movies & video games. Lastly, Jovany express how disappointing Apple is becoming and the release of the new MacBook Pros, AirPods & the HomePod mini.
(3:20) | The Dave Chappelle conspiracy with the LGBTQ community & Netflix's response
(30:40) | DC Fan-Dome reactions
(56:05) | Jovany's QuickTake: The Apple Event
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EP 84 | Movie Night
(00:00) | Intro
(6:20) | Binge Culture/Squid Game
(19:37) | Venom 2 Reactions
(27:53) | Question of the day: Who is the new James Bond?
(38:40) | Question of the day: What topics are the Noobs' confident about?
(45:26) | Viewer Question: Is the Man of Steel Bi? / Dave Chappelle's Netflix Controversy
(01:28:19)| Jovany's QuickTake
EP 83 | Fully Loaded
On this impromptu bonus episode, Jo starts us off with a new segment called QuickTake. QT is Jo's take on headlines you may or may not be interested that he finds interesting to share with our loyal listeners throughout the week. We also dive into the world that is proper techniques on cleaning after pooping. Lastly, porn is introduced in a raw, unfiltered way that only the Noobs can unleash!
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Time Stamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:50) Jovany’s QuickTake
(28:46) The Noob Way To Clean Poop
(54:02) Sucio Gang / Orgasms
(01:06:11) People Stealing From Pharmacies
(01:12:00) The Best Way To Watch (P)orn
EP 82 | Clues Clues
Time stamps:
(0:00) Banter
(05:44) Mafia or Cartel
(15:00) OnlyFans revised/Being a woman online from a man’s perspective
(47:01) Controversial Question
(1:01:57) Can you survive a horror movie?
(1:06:38) Anthony - the mood killer
(1:08:40) Cowboy Bebop trailer
(1:13:50) Conspiracy Joe
(1:24:34) Outro
EP 81 | Please Yourself Before Others
Welcome to 81th episode of the Random Noobs podcast!
In tonight's conversation, the guys discuss the new Matrix Resurrections trailer, fallout of OnlyFans sex workers, answering viewer intimate questions and much more!
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Thank you to ALL our loyal listeners!
Time Stamps
(23:45) Thoughts on OnlyFans
(33:47) Matrix Resurrections Trailer
(45:54) Toilet Confessions
(51:28) Social Culturally Expressions
(1:01:01) Why Men Lie To Themselves When Liking Someone
(1:12:21) Favorite Movie Trilogies (1:15:46) Apex Legends' Ranked Server
(1:22:12) Shout Out to JamesThe3rd
(1:22:58) iPhone 13 Impressions
EP 80 | PlayStation Showcase 2021
Welcome back noobs!!! On episode 80 we talk about an old friend, Sony’s PlayStation event and the consumer practices that don’t fly with us, Jake Paul’s new possible opponent and more!
Time stamps:
(0:00) Intro
(02:03) Jovany’s question for Kenny
(07:06) Apple’s new event
(10:51) PlayStation event reaction
(01:11:25) Jake Paul’s recent call out
(01:31:21) Outro
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EP 79 | Noob VS Noob
EP 78 | What Not To Do
0:00 Intro
1:08 Question of the Day
4:44 Kanye West’s Donda Album Review
21:24 Drake’s CLB Album Prediction
23:09 Kanye part 2
26:15 Yo, you got a dollar?
29:00 String backpacks or North Face?
33:33 How can you deal with body insecurities?
39:38 Advise to love yourself?
44:22 What not to do in a marriage?
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EP 77 | Risque
(00:00) High school musical
(05:40) Intro/ beverage of choice
(07:14) FDA approval
(14:08) Jontrell drops a BOMB
(15:56) FedEx stealing
(18:20) Our reactions
(32:30) Judgment from Jon
(45:50) Milk Crate Challenge
(53:55) Outro/ Final thoughts
EP 76 | Movie Night
EP 75 | We Chattin No Cap Its Lit...FACTS!!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:43 Beverage of Choice
00:03:17 Question Of The Day
00:18:00 Being Bronx Natives
00:36:37 The Legendary Chicken Spot
00:42:17 Locking Up After Dark
00:50:08 A Covid Experience
01:19:14 The Suicide Squad Discussion
EP 74 | Dalympics
EP 73 | Explosives & Roundhouses
EP 72 | Chinese Food & Alcohol
On this episode, we talk about some of our favorite alcohols, the mainstream brands and bringing up some stories (that can be remembered) on nights of being really drunk. We also discuss what exactly goes on in the making of a podcast from planning to execution for those thinking of starting. Finally, the Noobs converse about the things that make a Chinese restaurant a staple in the community & how it tells you that your in the right spot. Enjoy the episode!
Time Stamps: 00:00 Start 01:42 Beverage Of Choice 16:13 Question Of The Day 33:15 Behind The Scenes of a Podcast 51:29 Purchasing Decisions 01:01:13 The Best Of Chinese Restaurants
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EP 71 | Dazed & Confused
EP 70 | Turbo Charged
On this episode, the Noobs review Disney’s Loki season finale with its future implications on Marvel phase 4. Also Anthony could not get over his fixation on Jovany’s new facial hair and how it reminds him of the Amish. We also dive in Kenny’s love of the monster and a piggyback question from Episode 69: “Who’s Raising Who”.
Time Stamps:
00:05:16 Weekend Update
00:10:09 Beverage Of Choice
00:16:54 Random Question Of The Day
00:26:18 Loki and Fallout
00:39:15 Multiverse Implications
00:52:57 Comic Recommendation
00:55:58 Kenny’s Question for 69
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EP 69 | Who's Raising Who (FT. JamesThe3rd)
EP 68 | A Quiet War
EP 67 | Spinese
Welcome back to our loyal & new listeners. On this episode, us Noobs really embraced the randomness that people love from our chemistry. We share more about ourself with what is new in our week, Youtube trends we notice, insight on being a father and our child in social media and our theories about how the Grinch and Jack Skellington connection with Loki.
Time stamps:
7:00 Jon’s Random question of the day
14:40 This or that
19:40 Everyone’s week
22:20 Credit when credit is due
35:25 Weird YouTube trends
40:30 Jovany’s birthday week
43:25 Loki theory
49:43 Grinch theory
58:25 What we love about Apple
1:02:45 Outro
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EP 66 : The Cheese Controversy
Welcome back Noobs!!
On today’s episode, it’s a three way. Our Noob boy Jontrell is MIA this week but worry not, he’ll be back. This week we talk about food, Loki and Kenny gives us his review of Fast 9. Brace yourselves for this one, because he is MAD!
Time stamps:
0:00: Intro
6:20: Noobs' Life Update
16:18: Jo's "conspiracy" over cheese & foods we adore
55:24: Disney's Marvel's Loki episode 4 review
1:21:00: Fast & Furious 9 rant about its over the top logic
1:48:50: Outro & lasting thoughts
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EP 65 : Hunting Meat
*Disclaimer for today's episode, the opinions expressed are our own. A lot of you may not agree, but just remember that it's ok if someone has a different opinion than you. At the end of the day this is a conversation and we all want you to be apart of the conversation.*
Time stamps:
00:01:15 Is it Adidas it’s Nike
00:11:20 Weekly Update
00:20:10 Living a different lifestyle
00:26:52 Anthony’s update
00:31:59 Those Special Nights with Jo
00:38:00 We Are Not Finacial Advisors
00:42:25 Cancel Culture and It’s Impact
01:03:25 Pushing an Agenda on Children
01:13:57 Appreciating our parents
EP 64 : The Wrath of Time Traveling Diet
On this week's episode of Random Noobs, our artist/producer Anthony is back!! The Noobs are joined by long time personal favorite friend and lover, Kenneth Velasquez. We tackle the topic of E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) and why it does not have the same effect that it used to, episode 2 of the hit Disney's Marvel series Loki and we REALLY dive deep into the time traveling aspect (eat your heart out James Cameron) and we school young Kenneth about anime. PLUS, a HUGE announcement about the future of Random Noobs.
0:00 Intro & Kenny origin story
20:00 E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) Review
38:00 Microsoft’s potential on the future cloud gaming
51:50 Marvel's Loki episodes discussion
1:30:45 What is better in anime: SUB or DUB?
1:53:10 More Random Noobs talk
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