Rants From A Hat

In this episode with Cheyenne Lawes, she goes through about ten topics ranging from “flip flops”, short people problems, Black Friday, and people who are really inconsiderate (bad parking, standing in the middle of hallways, leaving their cart in the middle of the aisle, etc). And yes, she is doing a face mask at the same time. Deal with it.

In this episode, watch out for Cheyenne’s dialogue. Even though she didn’t touch the mics, her volume is super blown out. Also she can’t fix it because she is bad at technology. Also, Keneke is just loud naturally. Also, stay tuned til the end to hear us talk about our husband/wife David Ooten . Also, thanks for watching!

Welcome to our Mother-Daughter episode. You get to enjoy a more family friendly episode with less swearing and vulgarity. Don’t get confused, Cheyenne and Mama Christy are VERY inappropriate people, but not when they are together. Boundaries. Rules. Regulations.

In this Episode, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great discuss beauty standards, people who shove their vegan-ness down your throat, and our favorite bands. They also go on about 17 tangents that have nothing to do with the topics. Not sorry.

In this episode, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great rant about people who change up their stories, how the hell Instagram knows what we are talking about and give us ads accordingly, and how people don’t clean up their messes in public. That topic was discussed in Cheyenne’s solo podcast, but warrants being talked about again because people suck.

To be honest, in this episode, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great barely even rant about the topics they pulled. It was just a hot mess discussion by two exhausted geriatric millennials. You’re welcome.

In Keneke The Great’s first solo episode, he discusses what not to do in bed, Instagram challenges, fuck boys, mansplaining, homework, and overused words. Keep an eye out for his “Hanapa’a Challenge” on Instagram soon!

In episode 9, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great talk about how much Cheyenne hates how pageants work, why we think marijuana should be legalized nationwide, and people commenting on your height. Also, we coined the term “Sacker Punch”.

In episode 8, Cheyenne serves PIPING HOT TEA while Keneke prays for forgiveness regarding breastfeeding in public, our favorite rappers, and how we feel about public displays of affection.

In Episode 7, Cheyenne and Keneke mostly get confused by WTF people are trying to get them to rant about with their vague ass topics. And several original remixes of songs that don’t exist.

Rants From A Hat first ever solo podcast with Cheyenne Lawes! She talks about PMS, her favorite movies, what the hell is cold tea, people who leave their trash around because the employees will clean it up, and feminism. Lots of swearing, lots of ugly laughs, even more confusion.

In this episode, Cheyenne Lawes’s dog, Nibbles, makes a guest appearance. Then there is talking with Keneke The Great, then Nibbles comes back. Basically this is Nibbles’ episode and we interrupt it with our rants.

On Episode 5, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great rant about people who talk to you when you have headphones on, lip sync Instagram stories, scrunching versus folding toilet paper, and tourists mispronouncing Hawaiian Words. Also, a brief dance break to “Back That Azz Up”.

On Episode 4, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great discuss people (Ken) who buy expensive shoes, what TV shows we like (basically just The Office), and people who mooch off of other people’s hard earned money. Also, as in every episode, there are far too many tangents about intercourse.

Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great complain about people who spoil things, Hawaii’s ridiculous gas prices, and how media representing people more accurately hopefully will improve people’s body image. Oh, and an awkward section about babies.

Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great in their podcast’s second episode! Keep an eye out for Ken doing strange things to a peacock and Cheyenne trying to explain shakas to white people.

Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great in their first episode of Rants From A Hat! An improv podcast where topics are drawn from a hat (sent in by the viewers!) and the hosts give their two cents.