Rey to the Max

Zero is not quite nothing.

TMNT: Shredder's Revenge will NEVER release "soon".

Recorded September 12, 2021.

Nintendo Switch's joy-cons were made to hurt grown people hands to shame them.

Talking about amazing and less-amazing controller designs.

Recorded on August 2, 2021.

This week's food obsessed episode includes:

-The microwave is used at your favorite restoraunt. Tortillas with cheese is not a meal.

-Who remembers Ripping Friends?

-The Great British Bake-off should be called: The Same Fork.

-Nobody breaks up over poutine.

Recorded on July 24, 2021.

Over-eating takes strength. Over-eating shin ramen will lead to diarrhea.

Wash your hands or you will get pinkeye at the gym.

We discuss food eating contests and why the winners look like they are suffering.

Recorded on July 8th, 2021

Manbuns are just buns. Hamburger buns are just buns also.

Brooks and Scholle's: Gentrifiers incorporated.

Moving truck companies do not respect you.

Recorded on June 29, 2021.

What was Miss Marvel even doing during Infinity War?

Every new Mario game is a re-skin of another Mario game.

Anesthetic used to be leather wrapped around an old chicken bone.

Recorded on June 22, 2021.

A small flat piece of lego on a board of lego, is permanent.

University of Laval is not actually in the city of Laval.

You know about a Grand-Father clause, but do you know about the Father Clause? Noogies are always on the menu when its your dad.

Recorded on June 16, 2021.

The French language has layers of nuance, and we explain where to use the best French-language phrase ever.

Does your Apple device have Numbers and Letters?

Get your Urgent Orangutan Pump today!

Recorded on June 9, 2021.

Articles titled "The Truth" are always scary or sad.

Please put "Tug-of-War" back into the Olympics.

Link to video "Cat Comes Back": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01U0JAR-4o

Recorded on June 3, 2021.

Venom's shoes SUCK. https://www.adidas.com/us/d.o.n.-issue-2-venom-shoes/FV8960.html

What even IS a "Reverse Mortgage"?

The evil origins of the stock market.

Recorded May 25, 2021.

Squirrel repellent is pepper spray and pee. Probably.

What's YOUR villain origin story?

Nobody takes soccer injuries seriously, even when they ARE serious.

Recorded May 18, 2021.

WARNING: SPOILERS for Venom: Let There Be Carnage trailer.

Aunt May deserves super powers.

Iron Man's flashlight is ALSO made of Iron.

Vision has a giant gemstone in his forehead and STILL has a girlfriend.

Watch the Carnage trailer with our commentary at 15 minutes into the podcast! Link to the trailer: https://youtu.be/-ezfi6FQ8Ds

Toys-R-Us isn't BANKRUPT?

Recorded May 11, 2021.

Yes AND? We almost get into improv this episode but got away from it.

Should you buy a car or a gold chain? Car value goes down, gold goes up.

Who decides the value of products? Trading cards are crazy expensive, and its just paper.

Some trading cards cost over half a million dollars. Paper or plastic?

Recorded May 10, 2021.

SPOILER WARNING: The 2021 Mortal Kombat movie.

Do you know your own phone number?

Drown your sorrows with copious amounts of espresso.

Is Star Wars good?

Getting pumped for Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge.

Recorded on April 27, 2021.

You aren't allowed to have goals outside of your 9-5 jobs.

Hallmark cards are witty AND sarcastic!

There's no AI in a Tesla its just haunted cars.

Dolphins are actually just really wet jet-skis.

Recorded on April 20, 2021.

Science tube vitamins are ancient technology.

Bernie Mac was awesome.

Bathrooms should require music playing to allow peaceful movements.

Recorded on April 13, 2021.

Spoiler warning: We spoil the movie Replicas featuring Keanu Reaves.

April fools has gone TOO LONG. 

Bluto is actually maybe the hero of the Popeye cartoon.

Inventors didn't do all that inventing alone.

Your underwear is just an emergency diaper.

What is it called when you drown in air? We don't know. Ashification?

Recorded April 6, 2021.

Warning: Massive Marvel universe and movie spoilers in this episode!

Marvel brainstorming and obelisk theories!

Iron Man should have been sharing his suits with the other Avengers all along.

We invent the Beerbuster Iron Man suit. And the Tony-verse.

Pyramid alien theories.

Recorded March 16, 2021.

Whenever we record one of these, the date has changed.

The calendar is the root of all evil. The bank makes THEIR money from spending MY money.

Logicomix is Dr. Strange without the Strange.

Gandalf could have at least given the hobbits some shoes.
LOTR was just a lot of walking.

The Clerks 2 scene about Lord of the Rings  starts at 2:18 in the YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E

Stomp the Yard: The Series.

Thumbnail credit: Logicomix.
Recorded on March 10, 2021.

We deserve a Live action movie Wario of Wallstreet.

That's not a red flag, its ORANGE!

Nintendo, we want a Wario Odyssey game. Yes, more Wario on this episode.

Half a sandwich is not enough.

Gold toilets that shoot white wine in your booty.

Recorded February 23, 2021.

Greek wrestling has a butt-hole fingering move? What? 

Resident Evil 2's zombies lost Max some Twitch viewers. Because he's bad at the game.

We close schools for snow days but not a global disease? Humanity is doomed.

What's in MEDIUM wing sauce?

The show gives props to Phil Lamar, voice of Samurai Jack!

Recorded February 16, 2021.

Talking about DEBT!

Pick-up truck drivers with spare emotions might be hitting on you.

Facebook marketplace human beings are extra.

You have to be really close to a person to know their salary.

Recorded February 9th, 2021.

On this episode we talk about sweatpants. A lot.
(The hero with his legs disconnected from his photoshopped torso is the episode image!)

Muffins or finance? Highschool teaches you to make muffins.

2021 really only starts when we can go outside again.

Link to the sweatpants we talk about: https://robbreport.com/style/fashion/gallery/best-luxury-sweatpants-for-men-2912082/wixson/

Recorded January 33, 2021.

Recorded February 2, 2021.

Career progress is a myth that might not exist at your workplace, and more! It must be hard for Elon Musk to make real friends.

What's your $ per wing ratio? 10 wings for 2 dollars? That's not chicken, its just fried dog-barf.

Shitty cars shouldn't cost money to fix!

Recorded January 26, 2021.

John "Cold Hands" gets into choosing your own nickname. How about "Mario Mario"?

We invent and patent the Stroker 3000 toothbrush.

Recorded on January 19, 2021.

Its too soon for a shit and piss rebellion.

Death stranding is a game about delivering human Christmas presents for Amazon.

Sarah Silverman's Instagram post we talk about: https://www.instagram.com/p/CJkQdU_ABt8/?igshid=v00ngichgwye

Obesity is the quiet pandemic but then we talk about food for the rest of the show

Recorded January 12, 2021.

Quebec shutdown dramas, and conspiracies for who? After 8pm, the aliens drive downtown.

Bloomberg wants my subscription, please sponsor us!

Tell me you got shit on your hand, and I will remember your name!

We are an Anchor-exclusive podcast.

Recorded on Januray 7, 2021.

We're at 70% boner blood, get him an infusion, stat!

John and Max discuss action movies, Yellow5 conspiracies and invent the strongest, hardest drink known to man: Purple Jacket.

Recorded December 22, 2020.

Disclaimer: we are not pandemic specialists. This is a comedy podcast.

Summary: We mostly talk about food this episode.

Mario games are too hard! Calf implants teach us that body image is big business.

Recorded December 9th, 2020.

Super Nintendo World, Max's women's gloves, and Super Mario has a penguin suit?

Pokemon is just cock-fighting, and somehow there are actual cock-fighting videogames you can buy.

Recorded on 12-1-2020.

Videogame spoilers, current events, volleyball and general silliness.

Recorded November 24, 2020.

Fruits and veggies were organized wrong. Even though we don't know where they grow from.

Link to John Rey's spoof song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEdSsPLWUwo

Recorded on November 17, 2020.

Ring pop, stretch armstrong and a whole lot more. John and Max set minimum bounds for calling something "violence".

Big phones versus computers.

Recorded on November 10, 2020.

John and Max reveal their true passion of "not starving".  They explore the fundamentals of "soft" communication.

And why your boss thinks he/she is funny.

Recorded on November 5, 2020.

How to make bad nachos, the city of Barcelona and two bonus Nintendo game reviews! (Mario Kart and Mario Odyssey)

Recorded on 10-27-2020.

Max struggles with IT issues and can't remember the song title "Pokerface".

Kilograms sound heavier than pounds?

John explores sandwich culture. Dry tuna begone!

Recorded on 10-20-2020.

John and Max get into Music, Hi-Tops and Watches, mostly in that order, and discuss the finer points of cacophony. How do we even spell that?

Recorded 10-13-2020.

On this week's episode, Max has trouble remembering the day on the calendar. The news cycle can drive you crazy, and John explains Rolling Stones lyrics.

The boys talk shit about ugly cardboard merch. Leftover water makes an appearance.

Recorded on 10-05-2020.

The two gentlemen discuss fatherhood since this episode was recorded on Father's Day. Remember the D. Also biscotti and sperm but not in that order.

Also, we now have an intro/outro jingle!

Recorded June 21, 2020.

On this episode John educates Max on the dating etiquette of sweatpants, the boys talk about moving bad friends and moving Bluto's fridge.

Rey and Max talk about how to draw digitally, anime and fanny packs

John and Max discuss global issues while staying down to earth

Just so there isn't any confusion, you can find @reysprints on Instagram

The 4/20 episode just because of the date. Sober unless you count kombucha.

Quarantine Episode

Recorded on March 29, 2020.

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