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Rita’s Dump

Rita’s Dump

By Rita’s Dump

Welcome to the Rita’s Dump. We shovel a lot of nonsense here. And sometimes amazing things happen. Unicorn costumes, optional. But fair warning, often, we find a rainbow in the dump.
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#202 GARDEN GOOSE

Rita’s Dump Aug 18, 2021

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#503 EARLY SPRING INSPO

#503 EARLY SPRING INSPO

GOODBYE WINTER!

BECAUSE... I'M SO READY TO 'HOP' RIGHT INTO IT!

Mar 05, 202424:34
#502 ROLLING SQUASH INVENTORY

#502 ROLLING SQUASH INVENTORY

WHERE ELSE YOU GOING TO ROLL ON BY AND GET OUTTA YOUR GOURD WITH INVENTORY BANTER?

Feb 02, 202419:06
#501 OFFICE PARTY REFRESH

#501 OFFICE PARTY REFRESH

How else would you wanna get that office you always working in to feel fun and lovable? And get 'er done... with me? Thats the business!

It's always a party when you have a buddy... An office party, that is *wink

Jan 29, 202419:59
#500 WOBBLEY DODDLEY WARDROBE

#500 WOBBLEY DODDLEY WARDROBE

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS. TRY SOME POST-IT NOTES!

Jan 17, 202419:59
#402 FALLEN FASHIO-NON-ISTA

#402 FALLEN FASHIO-NON-ISTA

IN A MANIC RETURN TO PODCASTING, TODAY THIS FALLEN FASHIO-NON-ISTA FLUTTERS AS I SHARE SOME PRACTICAL DECLUTTERING TIPS TODAY THAT I'VE LEARNED OVER THE LAST COUPLE YEARS! AS WELL AS INVITING YOU ALL ALONG TO MY "UNDECORATING MY-SUMMER" PARTY OVER ON YOUTUBE! OH AND BTW, IT'S A 2-PART SERIES AS I DECORATED TWICE FOR SUMMER THIS YEAR... AND DECIDED TO GO ALL HGTV UP, IN, AND ALL OVER MY HOUSE. BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN! THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!

Aug 28, 202311:24
#401 FLOPPIN' LOAFIN' SHEDS

#401 FLOPPIN' LOAFIN' SHEDS

Are you floppin' kidding me? Loafing some bread makes for a fun shed demo day!

Jul 12, 202307:18
#400 SUNROOM SPARKLERS

#400 SUNROOM SPARKLERS

Today, we call on our boredom with the creativity button! We are transforming a boring front entryway into a Greek Inspired space to park our butts!

May 30, 202312:45
#300 HENNA HOG HEAVEN

#300 HENNA HOG HEAVEN

From shampoo to no-poo. I'm on a chemical-free disco journey and it's full of hair-dancing fun! 

Sep 03, 202215:21
#208 HOT DOG COFFEE

#208 HOT DOG COFFEE

WHAT'S BETTER THAN HOT DOGS AND COFFEE? PRE-PLANNING PREPTOBER FUN, THAT'S WHAT! 

Sep 22, 202108:39
#207 KANGAROO QUICKIE

#207 KANGAROO QUICKIE

I want to remove all the falsehoods of writing, recording, and publishing your own music. Welcome to the next installment of the Music Video Series: How to record your own song. FOR FREE!

Sep 15, 202108:05
#206 ODLING OODLES

#206 ODLING OODLES

The best way to ode your day, is to oodling away the songwriter's way! 

Sep 08, 202110:13
#205 LEMONPLAYED

#205 LEMONPLAYED

Sweet or Sour... lemons tart it up! Just like life! 

Sep 01, 202110:35
#204 BUJO PUDDING

#204 BUJO PUDDING

SEPTEMBER IS NEAR... AND SO ARE THE BUJOS! 

Aug 25, 202108:37
#202 GARDEN GOOSE

#202 GARDEN GOOSE

What does a goose and myself have in common? Unless geese tend to gardens. No? Then, absolutely nothing. Not even the webbed feet. 

Aug 18, 202110:11
#202 BIKINI BLAHS A REVAMP

#202 BIKINI BLAHS A REVAMP

What do you do when all your bikinis aren't conveying the message you want them to? You revamp them. You try them all on - tragically - and declutter that mess. That's what you do! 

Aug 04, 202108:36
#201 SUMMER CLUTTER

#201 SUMMER CLUTTER

Everybody sing... (in the style of "Summer Lovin'" from Grease)

SUMMER CLUTTER had me a mess

SUMMER CLUTTER who needs to see thi-hi-is


Jul 28, 202107:58
#200 JUST IN TIME VIBES

#200 JUST IN TIME VIBES

SPRING & SUMMER SERIES | We're all in full swing here so let's get a temperature check on how we're doing? What we're embarking? How we are living? Learning any new hobbies? Tell me! Tell me! Because we all know, I am not going to hesitate to tell you about my new loves! xoxo

Jul 21, 202109:00
#130 THOSE NAILS THO

#130 THOSE NAILS THO

When you don’t know much but much has you doing things... like my nails?
Feb 21, 202011:04
PREPTOBER | CHEATS & EATS 4 NANOWRIMO

PREPTOBER | CHEATS & EATS 4 NANOWRIMO

How much more organized preparation can we do for NaNoWrimo? Well, have you thought about a meal plan for it? I bet not! Let's get you lunchbox ready!

Oct 16, 201911:10
#128 PREPTOBER PUMPKIN

#128 PREPTOBER PUMPKIN

Preptober is here which means NaNoWriMo is right around the corner. Let's carve it up, get organized and make it successful! 

Oct 10, 201916:20
RITAS DUMP | THE PODCAST | #127 3RD QTR FITNESS CHECK UP

RITAS DUMP | THE PODCAST | #127 3RD QTR FITNESS CHECK UP

Fall is here and its time to ramp up those workout sessions! But, not without a little humor. 

Sep 12, 201912:47
RITAS DUMP | THE PODCAST #126 ITS BOTOX BABY!

RITAS DUMP | THE PODCAST #126 ITS BOTOX BABY!

I'm back from hiatus, summer break, whatever you want to call it so let's dive right in with sticking some needles in my face! woohoo! That's right... I get botox! 

Aug 28, 201909:03
#125 SPECIAL DELIVERY! ...OR NOT

#125 SPECIAL DELIVERY! ...OR NOT

Am I a spoiled rotten brat who just takes two-day prime for granted? Or maybe just waiting three months for nail polish is a given.

Apr 04, 201911:14
#124 GYM-SMELL-TIMIDATION

#124 GYM-SMELL-TIMIDATION

I'm trying to be as polite as possible. But, dude, seriously... make use of a bathtub once in a while.

Mar 28, 201910:57
S01E23 PLEATHER PLEGGINGS

S01E23 PLEATHER PLEGGINGS

When sausage and leather come together for a second time..
Mar 20, 201908:18
S01E22 STATIONARY SHOPPING: RESTRICTION MODE

S01E22 STATIONARY SHOPPING: RESTRICTION MODE

When the love of stationary, lack of space, and logic collide.
Mar 19, 201907:29
S01E21 The Coffee Switch

S01E21 The Coffee Switch

When coffee and energy drinks join forces to take you down.
Mar 12, 201909:51
S01E20 KNOCKOUT NAIL REHAB

S01E20 KNOCKOUT NAIL REHAB

My loathing for the nail salon bridges the gap here in this diy for the gorgeous masses.
Feb 14, 201907:10
S01E19 MORNING ROUTINE: PHASE ONE

S01E19 MORNING ROUTINE: PHASE ONE

When the #newyearnewme blows up in your face and that morning routine decides to jump ship with it
Feb 14, 201906:18
S01E18 PLEATHER SAUSAGE PANTS

S01E18 PLEATHER SAUSAGE PANTS

Nothing is more annoying than a pair of pleather pleggings that fight back.
Jan 11, 201904:27
S01E17 PILLOW FIGHT SURVIVAL GAMES

S01E17 PILLOW FIGHT SURVIVAL GAMES

I want a good night’s sleep and I’ll do what it takes to do it. Take my pillow, will you? I don’t think so.
Jan 02, 201906:03
S01E16 PARTY PEOPLE PEAS

S01E16 PARTY PEOPLE PEAS

I can’t help but sing that old, early 90s song. It’s literally going to be stuck in my head all day. Well, Whomp. There it goes...
Dec 10, 201806:11
S01E15 Schoolyard Tag: Author Edition

S01E15 Schoolyard Tag: Author Edition

If you ever thought running around a playground was just for kids, think again. Authors can also play a pretty awesome game of Tag too!
Nov 29, 201805:48
S01E14 Middle Split Siracha

S01E14 Middle Split Siracha

Let’s get flexible, flexible. I wanna get flexible.... everybody sing!!
Jul 18, 201805:09
S01E13 HARD WATER WOES

S01E13 HARD WATER WOES

When water tries to kill you...
Jul 11, 201804:07
S01E12 THE GRAY GRISTLE

S01E12 THE GRAY GRISTLE

When Facebook serves you a hiccup that takes six years to remedy...
Jul 10, 201805:36
S01E11 THE WEDGE INCIDENT

S01E11 THE WEDGE INCIDENT

When high heels won’t do, go for a wedge. Or in my case... just don’t. High heel thug 4 life!
May 30, 201803:50
S01E10 FIND YOUR WRITING PROCESS

S01E10 FIND YOUR WRITING PROCESS

7 tips to help you along your journey of writing that first manuscript. These suggestions are some of what I follow in my own routine and hopefully you find them helpful as well. Happy writing!
May 28, 201810:01
S01E09 FLESCH

S01E09 FLESCH

I hate Flesch scoring. A system that punishes those with an integrated vernacular? Complete insanity.
May 11, 201804:57
S01E08 NOT-SO-TECH LESSONS W/MOM

S01E08 NOT-SO-TECH LESSONS W/MOM

Why are these old versions of GOS units even allowed to be purchased. Don’t they know little old ladies can’t handle it?
May 09, 201806:04
S01E07 MEMBERS ONLY
May 07, 201811:16
S01E06 Lasik Light Saber

S01E06 Lasik Light Saber

Discovering my eyes - for the first time - can actually function on their own. With a little help from the dark side.
Apr 30, 201805:09
S01E05 Stabilizer Sunday Showdown

S01E05 Stabilizer Sunday Showdown

The miracles of the three minute hack to getting iMovie to quit stabilizing so you can get on with your life.
Apr 30, 201804:43
S01E04 Stabilizer Dysfunction

S01E04 Stabilizer Dysfunction

iMovie hates me. Especially it’s clip stabilizing function.
Apr 20, 201803:28
S01E03 Pinto Bean Fingertips

S01E03 Pinto Bean Fingertips

What happens when a can of beans and I collide? *sigh
Apr 19, 201804:49
S01E02 Rita’s Dump

S01E02 Rita’s Dump

A scenic route on How we came up with the title of this podcast.
Apr 13, 201807:36
S01E01 Eyelid Dreaming
Apr 12, 201805:07