The Timeline
By robin smith
Join Robin Smith and friends as they look back on classic franchises and take every moment, Historical and Fictional and place them into the one true Timeline of everything that there ever was.
The TimelineNov 19, 2023
The Timeline Episode 1.10 X-Men Apocalypse
In the biggest shock return since the age of pharaohs, Rob and Linbert finally return to talk, in person, one last time, about the X-Men film franchise, with a look at seminal classic, X-Men Apocolypse.
Listen as we take part in the strangest school class ever, talk for far too long about pyramid toppers, the blue trinity, and tonal whiplash.
Every X-Man dance now! Bam, bam bambam bam!
The Timeline Episode 1.9 - Deadpool
Linbert Bond and Robin Smith take on comedy and action classic, Dead-Pool...
Get your unicorns ready for a super hero landing because we are going in hard.
The Timeline Episode 1.8: X-Men Days of Future Past / The Rogue Cut Special
Finally, we come to the big split in the space-time continuum as Rob and Linbert finally reach X-Men Days of Future Past...
With a little help from across the multiverse from special guest Mikey Neumann [ filmjoy / Movies with Mikey ] we briefly look at quantum physics, time travel, 70's pop songs, the pentagon, and more, before preparing to untangle the complicated aftermath of the fracturing of all the X-men universe.
Songs featured : Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I saw Your Face
Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle
Claude François - Stop au Nom de L'amour
Plus multiple songs featured from X-Men Days of Future Past Official Soundtrack : https://open.spotify.com/album/7mS372WUVmnC57NSn4447W?si=m3fkH7qURCKwqHOw-h4Iog
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The Timeline Episode 1.7: The Wolverine
The Timeline returns as Linbert and Rob continue their trek through the X-Men film franchise canon, stopping off in sunny Japan to check in on old friend Logan who is in town to attend a funeral, ride the bullet train, and visit a love hotel.
What fun a wacky things is our silly old Wolverine going to get up to now.
Go fuck yourself!
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The Timeline Episode 1.6: X-men First Class
We are back with the next episode in the x-men saga. ThIn this episode we are covering the Men and Women of X in their developmental stages.
Can the new mutants work with the CIA and save the world from the Bacon crisis.
Listen as Linbert and Rob talk about the cold war, women in their underwear, Kevin bacon, big feet, and blue children.
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The Timeline Episode 1.5: X-men Origins Wolverine
Linbert Bond and Robin Smith return to the timeline and take a look at the long awaited next part of the epic Wolverine saga. X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Meet James and his crazy brother Victor and they adventure through time, making friends along the way. Romance, action, and comedy! Fun for all the family!
We also talk about Canada's involvement in the American Civil War, The great war, World War 2, Vietnam, and just how heavy is Hugh Jackman?
Don't forget to listen out for the random drilling about halfway through the episode, its tops!
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The Timeline Episode 1.4: X-Men Last Stand
In this episode of the timeline Rob and Linbert revisit 2006 and the last film in the original X-Men trilogy, The Last Stand.
We discuss Mutant morality, video games, level 5 powers, abuse of powers, science, and wolverines inability to work as part of a team. (Spoilers, he's got no problem doing this).
We also finally get a somewhat definitive timeline for the full X-Men trilogy of films, and make a shock discovery as we do.
So don't get your panties in a twist and listen now to the timeline episode 1.4 before things begin getting complicated next episode.
If you enjoyed this episode or have any thoughts about X-Men The Last Stand or our next film X-Men origins wolverine, feel free to email us at timelinepod@gmail.com
Links:
2005 - scientific american october 2005 - https://www.jstor.org/stable/e26061156
https://www.scientificamerican.com/ - all issues back to 1800's
2017 - Six women accuse filmmaker Brett Ratner of sexual Misconduct : https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjLmKHC-v3uAhUbRBUIHeMoDccQFjABegQIARAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.latimes.com%2Fbusiness%2Fhollywood%2Fla-fi-ct-brett-ratner-allegations-20171101-htmlstory.html&usg=AOvVaw29rVn5hTQ9hoOOq850w-Ea
2017 - Brett Ratner rape accuser urges victims to 'have the courage to speak out' - https://eu.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/11/08/brett-ratner-rape-accuser-melanie-kohler-interview/843436001/
2017 - Film-maker Brett Ratner accused by six women of sexual misconduct - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/nov/01/director-brett-ratner-sexual-harrassment-hollywood
2017 - Brett Ratner accused of rape in most serious allegation yet against film-maker - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/nov/02/director-brett-ratner-rape-accusations-sexual-harassment-claims
2018 - Warner Bros ends $450 million deal with Brett Ratner after sexual misconduct claims - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2018/04/12/warner-bros-ends-450-million-deal-brett-ratner-sexual-misconduct/
2021 - Brett Ratner Lines Up Directing Comeback On Milli Vanilli Biopic With Millennium Launching Sales - https://deadline.com/2021/02/brett-ratner-comeback-directing-milli-vanilli-movie-millennium-efm-1234697616/
2021 - Time's Up condemns return of Brett Ratner after sexual misconduct allegations: 'There should be no comeback' - https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2021/02/21/brett-ratner-times-up-slams-comeback-after-sexual-misconduct-claims/4532675001/
2020 - Vinnie Jones: 'It's OK to grieve - people shouldn't bottle it up' - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/life/vinnie-jones-ok-grieve-people-shouldnt-bottle/
2019 - Vinnie Jones' wife Tanya dies after long illness - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/07/vinnie-jones-wife-tanya-dies-long-illness/
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The Timeline Episode 1.3 : X-Men 2 X2 : X-Men United
Rob and Linbert return to the mainline Fox produced X-Men films to track the timeline of X-Men 2, A.K.A. X2, A.K.A. X-Men United.
We marvel at a well put together film with a great cast and brilliant script, and one of the greatest opening action scenes in the history of super hero cinema.
Listen as we learn about White House furniture, The history of humanity, The human DNA project, and find out some shocking things a pair of 13-year-old boys got up to.
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And watch with us before the next episode as we cover X-Men: The Last Stand.
The Timeline : 1.2 Generation-x
Rob and Linbert continue their journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. This time around we take a look at the hellscape on the dream web, filled with dream rapes and creepy teens.
Dont forget to sleep next to an open fire and play your virtua fighter 2 arcade
The Timeline : 1.1 X-Men
Rob and Linbert return to begin a new journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. We move from the dark and moody world of vampires and daywalkers to the much lighter world of Mutants and Super Powers as we tackle the fox produced X-Men movie series.
Starting as one would expect, at X-Men.
Sadly this is a challenging episode for a number of reasons, both the daunting task of tackling multiple timelines and universes, as well as needing to talk about some potentially upsetting real world events.
We promise that we'll try to keep it light in the future, honest.
Music featured - Tracks
'Magneto Stand Off' and 'Logan and Rogue' From the X-Men Original Soundtrack by Michael Kamen
Links -
Watching for next episode:
Generation X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJog7KXHyiY&list=WL&index=47
Some research for this episode:
theatlantic: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/
‘Nobody Is Going to Believe You’ The Bohemian Rhapsody director Bryan Singer has been trailed by accusations of sexual misconduct for 20 years. Here, his alleged victims tell their stories.
vox : https://www.vox.com/latest-news/2019/1/23/18194224/bryan-singer-sexual-assault-underage-boys
Bryan Singer, director of Bohemian Rhapsody, is accused by 4 men of sexual assault
newslagoon: https://newslagoon.com/wheres-bryan-singer-as-x-men-turns-20-we-track-down-disgraced-filmmaker-haunted-by-sex-assault-allegations/296701/
Where’s Bryan Singer? As ‘X-Men’ turns 20, we track down disgraced filmmaker haunted by sex assault allegations
filmdaily: https://filmdaily.co/news/bryan-singer-abuse-timeline/
A history of abuse: The terrible past of Bryan Singer allegations
bbc.co.uk/news/: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48620874
Director Bryan Singer settles with rape accuser
variety.com: https://variety.com/2020/film/news/halle-berry-x-men-fights-bryan-singer-1234762756/
Halle Berry Recalls Fights With Bryan Singer on ‘X-Men’ Movies
screenrant: https://screenrant.com/brandon-routh-bryan-singer-superman-returns-set-behavior/
Brandon Routh Says Bryan Singer Was Difficult on Superman Returns Set
https://filmdaily.co/news/bryan-singer-unprofessional/
All the times Bryan Singer made film sets a living hell for everyone
Mutation: Spontaneous mutations are the result of errors in natural biological processes, while induced mutations are due to agents in the environment that cause changes in DNA structure.
- https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/spontaneous-mutation
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auschwitz_concentration_camp
Short info on Auschwitz
wegotthiscovered:
https://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/star-wars-actor-ray-park-trending-twitter-shocking-instagram-post/
Star Wars Actor Ray Park Trending On Twitter After Controversial Instagram Post
The Timeline Episode 0.3 Blade Trinity
Blade returns for one final vampire hunting go-around. Dracula, vampire viruses, a lead actor who refuses to open his eyes when filming. Robin Smith brings guest Linbert Bond along for this final ride as we look at the fascinating production history for blade trinity, before looking at the timeline of the films events.
Come and give this one a listen wont you, it's a hell of a ride.
Signed, BLADE
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The Timeline Episode 0.2 Blade 2
Robin looks at attempting to fit blade 2 into the growing timeline with the help of returning friend Linbert Bond.
This time we watch as Blade takes on a new force and works with the vampires... until he doesn't
And we get what could be our first concrete (?) point of time for the current timeline of events to be based on.
God bless the Powerpuff girls.
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The Timeline Episode 0 . 1 : Blade
We start the first pilot series of The Timeline by visiting classic comic book action horror film trilogy Blade. Just where does it fit in the timeline of everything that ever did happen?
ok... it's the start... but still.