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The Timeline

By robin smith

Everything that happened, happened.

Join Robin Smith and friends as they look back on classic franchises and take every moment, Historical and Fictional and place them into the one true Timeline of everything that there ever was.
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The Timeline Episode 1.3 : X-Men 2 X2 : X-Men United

The TimelineJan 08, 2021

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The Timeline Episode 1.10 X-Men Apocalypse

The Timeline Episode 1.10 X-Men Apocalypse

In the biggest shock return since the age of pharaohs, Rob and Linbert finally return to talk, in person, one last time, about the X-Men film franchise, with a look at seminal classic, X-Men Apocolypse.


Listen as we take part in the strangest school class ever, talk for far too long about pyramid toppers, the blue trinity, and tonal whiplash.


Every X-Man dance now! Bam, bam bambam bam!


Nov 19, 202302:16:17
The Timeline Episode 1.9 - Deadpool

The Timeline Episode 1.9 - Deadpool

Linbert Bond and Robin Smith take on comedy and action classic, Dead-Pool...


Get your unicorns ready for a super hero landing because we are going in hard.

Feb 13, 202301:14:28
The Timeline Episode 1.8: X-Men Days of Future Past / The Rogue Cut Special

The Timeline Episode 1.8: X-Men Days of Future Past / The Rogue Cut Special

Finally, we come to the big split in the space-time continuum as Rob and Linbert finally reach X-Men Days of Future Past...

With a little help from across the multiverse from special guest Mikey Neumann [ filmjoy / Movies with Mikey ] we briefly look at quantum physics, time travel, 70's pop songs, the pentagon, and more, before preparing to untangle the complicated aftermath of the fracturing of all the X-men universe. 

Songs featured : Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I saw Your Face

Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle

Claude François - Stop au Nom de L'amour

Plus multiple songs featured from X-Men Days of Future Past Official Soundtrack : https://open.spotify.com/album/7mS372WUVmnC57NSn4447W?si=m3fkH7qURCKwqHOw-h4Iog


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Support our guests: Mikey Neumann - https://twitter.com/mikeyface 

Youtube filmjoy: https://www.youtube.com/c/filmjoy

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Jun 24, 202202:16:40
The Timeline Episode 1.7: The Wolverine

The Timeline Episode 1.7: The Wolverine

The Timeline returns as Linbert and Rob continue their trek through the X-Men film franchise canon, stopping off in sunny Japan to check in on old friend Logan who is in town to attend a funeral, ride the bullet train, and visit a love hotel. 

What fun a wacky things is our silly old Wolverine going to get up to now.

Go fuck yourself!


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Nov 08, 202101:55:10
The Timeline Episode 1.6: X-men First Class

The Timeline Episode 1.6: X-men First Class

We are back with the next episode in the x-men saga. ThIn this episode we are covering the Men and Women of X in their developmental stages. 

Can the new mutants work with the CIA and save the world from the Bacon crisis.

Listen as Linbert and Rob talk about the cold war, women in their underwear, Kevin bacon, big feet, and blue children.


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Aug 06, 202102:44:08
The Timeline Episode 1.5: X-men Origins Wolverine

The Timeline Episode 1.5: X-men Origins Wolverine

Linbert Bond and Robin Smith return to the timeline and take a look at the long awaited next part of the epic Wolverine saga. X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Meet James and his crazy brother Victor and they adventure through time, making friends along the way. Romance, action, and comedy! Fun for all the family!

We also talk about Canada's involvement in the American Civil War, The great war, World War 2, Vietnam, and just how heavy is Hugh Jackman?

Don't forget to listen out for the random drilling about halfway through the episode, its tops!

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Jun 16, 202102:16:24
The Timeline Episode 1.4: X-Men Last Stand

The Timeline Episode 1.4: X-Men Last Stand

In this episode of the timeline Rob and Linbert revisit 2006 and the last film in the original X-Men trilogy, The Last Stand.

We discuss Mutant morality, video games, level 5 powers, abuse of powers, science, and wolverines inability to work as part of a team. (Spoilers, he's got no problem doing this).

We also finally get a somewhat definitive timeline for the full X-Men trilogy of films, and make a shock discovery as we do.

So don't get your panties in a twist and listen now to the timeline episode 1.4 before things begin getting complicated next episode.

If you enjoyed this episode or have any thoughts about X-Men The Last Stand or our next film X-Men origins wolverine, feel free to email us at timelinepod@gmail.com

Links:

2005 - scientific american october 2005 - https://www.jstor.org/stable/e26061156

https://www.scientificamerican.com/ - all issues back to 1800's

2017 - Six women accuse filmmaker Brett Ratner of sexual Misconduct : https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjLmKHC-v3uAhUbRBUIHeMoDccQFjABegQIARAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.latimes.com%2Fbusiness%2Fhollywood%2Fla-fi-ct-brett-ratner-allegations-20171101-htmlstory.html&usg=AOvVaw29rVn5hTQ9hoOOq850w-Ea

2017 - Brett Ratner rape accuser urges victims to 'have the courage to speak out' - https://eu.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/11/08/brett-ratner-rape-accuser-melanie-kohler-interview/843436001/

2017 - Film-maker Brett Ratner accused by six women of sexual misconduct - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/nov/01/director-brett-ratner-sexual-harrassment-hollywood

2017 - Brett Ratner accused of rape in most serious allegation yet against film-maker - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/nov/02/director-brett-ratner-rape-accusations-sexual-harassment-claims

2018 - Warner Bros ends $450 million deal with Brett Ratner after sexual misconduct claims  -  https://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2018/04/12/warner-bros-ends-450-million-deal-brett-ratner-sexual-misconduct/

2021 - Brett Ratner Lines Up Directing Comeback On Milli Vanilli Biopic With Millennium Launching Sales - https://deadline.com/2021/02/brett-ratner-comeback-directing-milli-vanilli-movie-millennium-efm-1234697616/

2021 - Time's Up condemns return of Brett Ratner after sexual misconduct allegations: 'There should be no comeback' - https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2021/02/21/brett-ratner-times-up-slams-comeback-after-sexual-misconduct-claims/4532675001/

2020 - Vinnie Jones: 'It's OK to grieve - people shouldn't bottle it up'  - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/life/vinnie-jones-ok-grieve-people-shouldnt-bottle/

2019 - Vinnie Jones' wife Tanya dies after long illness - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/07/vinnie-jones-wife-tanya-dies-long-illness/

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Apr 23, 202102:46:16
The Timeline Episode 1.3 : X-Men 2 X2 : X-Men United

The Timeline Episode 1.3 : X-Men 2 X2 : X-Men United

Rob and Linbert return to the mainline Fox produced X-Men films to track the timeline of X-Men 2, A.K.A. X2, A.K.A. X-Men United.

We marvel at a well put together film with a great cast and brilliant script, and one of the greatest opening action scenes in the history of super hero cinema. 

Listen as we learn about White House furniture, The history of humanity, The human DNA project, and find out some shocking things a pair of 13-year-old boys got up to.


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Email us with any view, thoughts or suggestions over at timelinepod@gmail.com

And watch with us before the next episode as we cover X-Men: The Last Stand.


Jan 08, 202102:24:17
The Timeline : 1.2 Generation-x

The Timeline : 1.2 Generation-x

Rob  and Linbert continue their journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. This time around we take a look at the hellscape on the dream web, filled with dream rapes and creepy teens.


Dont forget to sleep next to an open fire and play your virtua fighter 2 arcade

Dec 01, 202002:17:09
The Timeline : 1.1 X-Men

The Timeline : 1.1 X-Men

Rob and Linbert return to begin a new journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. We move from the dark and moody world of vampires and daywalkers to the much lighter world of Mutants and Super Powers as we tackle the fox produced X-Men movie series. 

Starting as one would expect, at X-Men.

Sadly this is a challenging episode for a number of reasons, both the daunting task of tackling multiple timelines and universes, as well as needing to talk about some potentially upsetting real world events.

We promise that we'll try to keep it light in the future, honest.


Music featured - Tracks

'Magneto Stand Off' and 'Logan and Rogue' From the X-Men Original Soundtrack by Michael Kamen


Links -

Watching for next episode: 


Generation X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJog7KXHyiY&list=WL&index=47 


Some research for this episode:

theatlantic: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/

‘Nobody Is Going to Believe You’ The Bohemian Rhapsody director Bryan Singer has been trailed by accusations of sexual misconduct for 20 years. Here, his alleged victims tell their stories.


vox : https://www.vox.com/latest-news/2019/1/23/18194224/bryan-singer-sexual-assault-underage-boys 

Bryan Singer, director of Bohemian Rhapsody, is accused by 4 men of sexual assault

newslagoon: https://newslagoon.com/wheres-bryan-singer-as-x-men-turns-20-we-track-down-disgraced-filmmaker-haunted-by-sex-assault-allegations/296701/

Where’s Bryan Singer? As ‘X-Men’ turns 20, we track down disgraced filmmaker haunted by sex assault allegations


filmdaily: https://filmdaily.co/news/bryan-singer-abuse-timeline/

A history of abuse: The terrible past of Bryan Singer allegations


bbc.co.uk/news/: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48620874

Director Bryan Singer settles with rape accuser


variety.com: https://variety.com/2020/film/news/halle-berry-x-men-fights-bryan-singer-1234762756/

Halle Berry Recalls Fights With Bryan Singer on ‘X-Men’ Movies 


screenrant: https://screenrant.com/brandon-routh-bryan-singer-superman-returns-set-behavior/

Brandon Routh Says Bryan Singer Was Difficult on Superman Returns Set


https://filmdaily.co/news/bryan-singer-unprofessional/

All the times Bryan Singer made film sets a living hell for everyone


Mutation: Spontaneous mutations are the result of errors in natural biological processes, while induced mutations are due to agents in the environment that cause changes in DNA structure. 

- https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/spontaneous-mutation


- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auschwitz_concentration_camp

Short info on Auschwitz


wegotthiscovered:

https://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/star-wars-actor-ray-park-trending-twitter-shocking-instagram-post/

Star Wars Actor Ray Park Trending On Twitter After Controversial Instagram Post


Oct 19, 202002:32:17
The Timeline Episode 0.3 Blade Trinity

The Timeline Episode 0.3 Blade Trinity

Blade returns for one final vampire hunting go-around. Dracula, vampire viruses, a lead actor who refuses to open his eyes when filming. Robin Smith brings guest Linbert Bond along for this final ride as we look at the fascinating production history for blade trinity, before looking at the timeline of the films events. 

Come and give this one a listen wont you, it's a hell of a ride. 


Signed, BLADE

 xxx

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p.s. that's fatal 

May 03, 202002:03:44
The Timeline Episode 0.2 Blade 2

The Timeline Episode 0.2 Blade 2

Robin looks at attempting to fit blade 2 into the growing timeline with the help of returning friend Linbert Bond. 

This time we watch as Blade takes on a new force and works with the vampires... until he doesn't 

And we get what could be our first concrete (?) point of time for the current timeline of events to be based on.

God bless the Powerpuff girls.

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Feb 25, 202001:40:19
The Timeline Episode 0 . 1 : Blade

The Timeline Episode 0 . 1 : Blade

We start the first pilot series of The Timeline by visiting classic comic book action horror film trilogy Blade. Just where does it fit in the timeline of everything that ever did happen? 

ok... it's the start... but still.

Jul 21, 201902:22:26