SWMedia Presents: Ron Schaefer's Podcast
By Ron Schaefer
SWMedia Presents: Ron Schaefer's PodcastSep 18, 2020
Sunrise - variations on A
prelude, Rig Veda
Collectables, episode 10, Tits of Pleasure
A funny little man with a funny little obsession.
Collectables, episode 9, Jimmy's Idea of Sex
Jimmy is the smartest kid on the playground. He knows about sex. Or thinks he does.
Collectables, episode 8 - The Man Who Was A Tree
Marvin Branch is a nerdy kid who loves biology -- a little too much, as he soon takes on aspects of the trees he is planting.
Collectables, episode 7 -- Purvis Peevis's Precious Tinkle
Young Purvis Peevis turns an ordinary bell into a healing miracle just by wishful thinking.
Collectables, episode 6, Dancer Sunrise
Shiva of the mind.
Collectables, episode 5, Rademacher's Hill
A kindly old man keeps the neighbors happy, but has a somber secret.
Collectables, episode 4, Kill Or Be Killed
A soldier stuck in a jungle in the middle of a war, fights fear and the environment to stay alive.
Collectables, episode 3, Egbert's Cheese
Egbert makes a stinky brew that blankets the entire neighborhood to everyone's dismay.
Collectables, episode 2 - Marvin's Zit
Marvin has a problem, and that is, a really, really, really big zit.
Collectables foreword
The foreword and back cover blurb as written on Schaefer's book of stories: Collectables.
Pulsar - episode 8, poems from an art gallery; & afterword
Final episode of Pulsar poems, plus a brief summary
Pulsar - episode 7, early poems
Early poems of Ron Schaefer.
Pulsar - episode 6, 102 - 120
Pulsar poetry
Pulsar - episode 5, 82- 101
Pulsar poems
Pulsar episode 4 - 62 - 81
Pulsar's poetry continues.
Pulsar -- episode 3, 42 - 61
More nonsense surreal poetry from RHSSchaefer.
Pulsar - episode 2, 23 - 41
More freaky snapshots of life from the mind of the poet.
Pulsar - episode 1, 1 -- 22
A book of weird and weirdly inventive poetry (his first!) by Ron HS Schaefer. This episode contains verses (all numbered) from 1 -- 22.
Ron Reads Lovecraft: Night Visions
Night Visions: selected poems of darkness & dread by HP Lovecraft, read by Ron Schaefer, accompanied by himself.
Lovecraft's, Fungi From Yuggoth
Fungi From Yuggoth, a narrative suite of poems about the nightmarish visions and strange happenings in and around the town of Aylesbury, by H.P. Lovecraft as read by Ron Schaefer, music by Ron Schaefer
HP Lovecraft's PSYCHOPOMPOS
Ron Schaefer reads HP Lovecraft: PSYCHOPOMPOS: this, one of the longest of Lovecraft's narrative poems, tells of a strange couple who settle in New England from France, and bring with them, a horrible secret.
Episode 29; Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet...
Peter and company develop a strategy for attacking the beasts using Alka-Seltzer.
Episode 28; Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet...
Peter talks the Detective into capturing a monster eel by using a fat guy eating pizza as bait.
Episode 27; Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet....
Peter is taken aboard an undersea spaceship to talk to the Fish People to learn the secret of the monster eels.
Episode 26: Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet...
Peter participates in a seance and then takes a journey down the Miami sewer system looking for water monsters.
Episode 25: Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet...
Peter gets the low-down on U.S.Os as a possible source for the ass-eating eels.
Episode 24: Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet...
Peter is called back to investigate a second ass murder, and meets Dr. Slipp who has a theory that the attackers is actually a genetically altered eel.
Episode 23; Tabloid Man, Part 3, Toilet
Peter goes to Miami Beach to investigate a report of a man who mysteriously died from having his butt eaten.
Episode 22; Tabloid Man; Part 2; Attack...
Japan ships in a giant vagina trap for the giant penis, and Peter is there with the Asian engineers to watch the experiment of the interface of monster and robot.
Episode 21: Tabloid Man; Part 2; Attack...
Peter goes to Japan to find the "Zillatrap," a trap the Japanese have constructed to catch Godzilla.
Episode 20; Tabloid Man; Part 2, Attack...
Peter finds his way into the army camp awaiting the monster just as it reappears from out of the bay, and a full scale military assault goes into high gear.
Episode 19; Tabloid Man, Part 2, Attack...
The monster penis rises up in the harbor of New York City as Peter manages to get to the east coast. As it attacks Coney Island, Peter seeks out a way in to the command post to find out what the plans are for fighting the beast.
Episode 18; Tabloid Man, Part 2: Attack
While Peter is stuck in a tree, being cast as Godfrey Olsen Davis's Snake to his own invented Eve, the giant purple penis begins to ravage west Texas, forcing the governor to call out the National Guard, and the local militia's like Bob's Marines, and Ma Fischer's Air Force to organize.
Episode 17: Tabloid Man, Part 2, Attack
Peter meets with G.O.D. on the man's own private island in the Bahamas, and is told of plans for a new Earth.
Episode 16: Tabloid Man, Part 2, Attack of the Giant Testicles
After discovering what caused the explosion in Los Alamos from Zelda, Peter finds Dr. Kohlssohr working as Herpes the Elf at Knott's Berry Farm who fills in the details of what the experiments really were.
Episode 15: Tabloid Man; Part 2, Attack
Peter goes into the depths of the NSA and finds a report on Private Head's demise at an H-Bomb test years ago.
Episode 14: Tabloid Man, Part 2, Attack of the Giant Testicles
Peter meets with Dr. Kohlssohr, there is an explosion in Los Alamos, and Peter goes to Washington DC where he contacts a spy -- Helmut the Ex-Nazi.
Episode 13; Tabloid Man, Part 2, Attack of the Giant Testicles
Peter, disguised as a Japanese tourist, meets up with Zelda Grinchhandler, a Los Alamos Lab insider.
Episode 12; Tabloid Man, Part 2; Attack of the Giant Testicles
Peter travels to Los Alamos to investigate lead-lined condoms, the source of the mysterious "Dick's Project."
Episode 11: Tabloid Man, Part 2: Attack of the Giant Testicles
Somewhere in the Nevada desert during the 1950s, a Private Dick Head was used as a guinea pig to witness a bomb explosion, only he wandered out of his bunker and got blown up -- all except certain parts.
Episode 10; Tabloid Man, Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
The Device is launched into space, sending its ultrasonic vibrations to the world below -- with overwhelming results.
Episode 9: Tabloid Man, Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
The Flabbergast Device is readied for launch and the world waits with anticipation and cramps.
Episode 8; TABLOID MAN, Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
Flabbergast and the US government officials find and talk to the Great Anus.
Episode 7, Tabloid Man, Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
The CIA gets involved and asses are probed to find the Great Anus.
Episode 6: Tabloid Man, Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
Peter is sequestered into a hotel room while Flabbergast works, only to have the Doctor pay him a visit to bemoan his problems. Meanwhile Heckhauler becomes a media star.
Episode 5: Tabloid Man; Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
Dr. Flabbergast tells Peter he's been talking to Anuses. Meanwhile, Brubaker, an agent with the CIA, stops in to take them to a special lab in the United States.
Episode 4: Tabloid Man: Part 1, The Flabbergast Device
Dr. Flabbergast tells Peter all about the study of ancient anuses.
Episode 3 Tabloid Man: The Flabbergast Device
The world's leaders gather for a circle jerk to discuss its problems; Hamm Heckhauler becomes a prophet; and Peter goes to Zurich to find out more about Dr. Flabbergast.
TABLOID MAN; Part 1, The Flabbergast Device -- Episode 2
The world goes into lockdown in a panic as all trade and travel, and all its world leaders are gripped with constipation. Peace is declared because no one feels well enough to go to war.