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Try as he might, Joe can’t avoid talking about a sad week for Spurs, as the glory of the Manchester City victory is replaced by the disappointment of a loss to Burnley and Antonio Conte’s troubling post-match comments. As you can imagine, both Hannah and Mike are brimming with sympathy and apart from Joe’s tears, there’s plenty of chat about Manchester United, Leeds’ prospects of staying in the Premier League and Frank Lampard’s quick wit. There’s also a star turn from some drunk mums and Hannah has yet more party tricks. Enjoy!

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Joe, Hannah and Mike look back on a mixed set of Valentine’s Day experiences, as Hannah makes a celebrity friend, Mike makes an elderly enemy and Joe makes Alan Partridge look normal after living in a hotel for too long. There’s also plenty of chat about Frank Lampard’s new-look-Everton and a resurgent Donny van de Beek; we chat Manchester United and the decline of Harry Maguire and Joe gets very, very sad about Spurs (again!). There’s also plenty of waffle about pyjamas and when it’s permissible not to offer people a seat on the tube.

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Ummmm, so where do we begin? Ok so there’s plenty of post-FA Cup chat, as we discuss Manchester United’s exit at home at the hands of Middlesbrough, leading to a classic Hannah East tirade; we muse over the most appropriate attire for a player unveiling after Glenn Hoddle’s scathing comments about Dele Alli’s outfit at Everton and we have our obligatory ‘Is Declan Rice the best player in football history blah blah blah?’ discussion. We also chat about Steve Bruce managerial comeback at West Brom and discuss his former teammate Roy Keane's return to the dugout at Sunderland however, then Mike left... and it descended into Joe and Hannah seeing which body parts they can fit in their mouth and discussing what food it’s ok to eat off the floor. Oh and the ‘Mike vs Joe’s Mum’ Beef goes nuclear. Enjoy!

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We have the extremely funny and talented presenter Nicole Holliday on the show this week, talking all things Arsenal. Get ready for what Nicole wishes she’d done when she met Thierry Henry; her time with Freddie Ljungberg that she’ll never get back and how she tamed Anthony Joshua. Oh and Joe has an embarrassing and depressing story about Jake Gyllenhaal, standard. Enjoy!

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This week we round-up the transfer window and assess Frank Lampard’s chances of keeping his new-look Everton side in the Premier League, ask does Conte finally have players he can count on at Spurs and Nicole Holliday joins the gang to talk all things Arsenal and Aubameyang.

PLUS, the team have mixed reviews of their recent spa days as Mike gets flustered, Hannah gets delirious and Joe gets injured. Oh and there’s also some stuff about tattoos that we’d like to apologise for in advance! Enjoy!

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This week Joe reveals a controversial opinion about new Watford manager Roy Hodgson, we muse over whether Wayne Rooney would ever go to Everton and wonder what on earth is wrong with Pep Guardiola. Plus, Mike can’t remember the last time Arsenal scored, Hannah gets riled up defending Marcus Rashford and Joe is very, very sad about Spurs vs Chelsea.

Don’t worry though, there’s also plenty of rubbish, as Mike thinks it might be time for a manicure, Joe reveals why he really bought those binoculars and Hannah… well Hannah just can’t stop singing!

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In a little taster of the main show, Joe gets misty-eyed over his nostril trimmer, while Hannah reveals what really happens when ladies go to the salon...

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In our brand new spin-off podcast we chat to comedian Jack Skipper about his viral comedy videos, getting hounded live on TikTok and how football has influenced his comedy.

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Ummm, well it’s a ‘varied’ show! We discuss Spurs record-breaking comeback against Leicester in the Premier League; ask what next for Rafa Benitez and Everton; plus we talk about crisis club Manchester United and wonder whether the relationship between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku is beyond repair. PLUS, Joe opens up about his unusual skincare regime, Mike eats some humble pie and Hannah takes us behind the scenes at her local salon… not for the faint-hearted. Enjoy!

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In an episode teetering on the edge of chaos, we discuss the fallout from the FA Cup Third Round, as Mike gets crabby about Lewis Grabban’s beard. There’s also some Spurs chat, as Joe fights back the tears after Tottenham are knocked out of the Carabao Cup and we wonder whether Spurs might soon be facing life without Conte! However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of rambling about how much we fancy Idris Elba, Hannah outdoes herself with her inability to pronounce any normal words and an innocent chat about cats and cucumbers leads to a few surprises! Enjoy😊

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This week we ask, have Spurs scuppered their chances of silverware against Chelsea? Can Ralf Rangnick save Manchester United? And can Burnley really go down!? But don’t worry, there’s also stories of Joe making friends in hospital, how to ask for a foot stool in Scotland and an extremely elongated bit about bananas, Enjoy!

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It’s a New Year’s Eve special as we look back on an overstuffed turkey of Christmas football, wonder what on earth is happening with Leicester; ask are Arsenal actually any good and contemplate whether Conte can take Tottenham into the Top 4? There’s also a traditional Hannah vs Manchester United rant, while Mike is feeling festive, as he offers up some kind words for Spurs. PLUS, there’s fish metaphors, we find out what the Easts got up to in an Ibiza VIP area and how to ruin a lovely day out with your grandkids.

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This week we talk about a couple of ding-dong games in North London, as Spurs entertain Liverpool and West Ham in the space of a few days. We ask, again, what on earth is wrong with Leeds and we wonder if Jurgen Klopp needs to ask Santa for a new attitude this Christmas. Plus, we talk embarrassing body parts, find out what Joe used to ask girls to lick in clubs and Hannah has some more homespun advice, this time involving a fresh sheet of clingfilm and some oil… We also have a massive shout for Izzy Brown and a brave Preston fan who remind us how far kindness can go and show us, #ItsOkToTalk ... Merry Christmas and enjoy!

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It’s our 30th episode and we’re celebrating the festive season in style! We ask what’s wrong with Leeds? Is Steven Gerrard secretly the greatest manager in the history of football and look back on a Champions League draw that was so good, they did it twice! Plus, there are presents (well for Hannah and Mike anyway), Hannah nearly chokes on a festive treat and Joe has a shocking confession to get you all in the mood for Christmas. Oh and we have a very exciting announcement. Enjoy!

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