No New Friends Podcast
By No New Friends Podcast
No New Friends Podcast has been named a finalist for Mainline Marketing's Florida's Finest Podcast, and Orlando Weekly's Best Local Podcast in the Best of Orlando Competition. Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com
No New Friends PodcastOct 23, 2022
Adulting Tip #121: It's half Price if you do it Yourself
Chris had to do some major tree work. At his size what could go wrong. Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL. for 25% off use the promo code NNF. Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more. Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #adulting #timber #ghosttours #staugustine #oldestcity #podcast #podcastreccomendations
Adulting Tip # 120: Anything can be a Sex Robot
In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe. Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot. Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping. Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more! Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #sexrobot, #cliffnotes #floridaman #jerseyman.
Adulting tip #119: Calories DO Count During a Hurricane
The gang discusses their Hurricane experiences also how much they snacked. Nick from www.sandpipervacations.com joins us to share some exciting news in the world of vacations. Chris brings us another top 10 Halloween list!!! Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man Vs FL man and much more! To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Pateron) visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
#adulting #adultingfails #hurricaneian #travel #vacations #disneycruiseline
Adulting Tip #118: Don't eat all the Hurricane Snacks
In this Episode Scott and Mary discuss Hurricane Prep has Hurricane Ian made its way towards Florida. Mary gets invited to a costume party, or so she thought. Our first top 10 Halloween List of the season, Buba Jobe update, Cliff Notes, Jersey Man vs Florida Man and much more! To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me N0NEWFR1ENDS
Adulting Tip #117: Don't Dismantle the Hermit Crab
In this Episode the gang discusses making "Drunk Plans" and how that never pans out. Update on Buba Jobe's journey through the NFL. Johnathan Osborne form The Sixth Man Show joins us to discuss some Magic Basketball. Check him out on the You Tube. https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSixthManShow. Mary had a death in the family that she discusses in a super funny segment. Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly. www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
London Bridge has Fallen Down
In this episode we discuss the Queen of England's passing and everyone's obsession with the royal family. Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend. Also gives Chris some marriage advice. Finally, we discuss anniversary planning. Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. Visit Jeff Kaufman at www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com
I see Dead People
Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us. Chris and Mary both get readings. We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss. Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man. Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Confiscating the Porn
School Yard PTSD
Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet. The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it. Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content! Chris went to a Philly's game and had a ton of crazy things go down. Can you order a Pizza? Finally a Disney themed game. To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #sharetheshow ends on October 31st. Just share the link to our episode and tag us #sharetheshow. Journey of Merch from now until 12/31. Take a picture with a No New Friends logo magnet or Tee shirt at a really cool place or with a cool Celebrity. Email us the photo (nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com) or tag us on social media. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon
Dangling the Sex Carrot
Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house? Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed? Mary prepares for back to school with her kids. The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service. And much more. Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Vote for us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast. www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. Check us out on Newsly. www.newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Harambe Caused the Allergies
Mary's kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom. We suffer from Podcast A-D-D. Chris and Joe's adventures in New Jersey. Finally, a bet debt must be collected! To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. Please vote for us Orlando Weekly best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground
In this Episode Scott had to be the day to day Dad, which he struggled with. Mary's scrubs are way too big....and she bought extra small scurbs. We determined that everyone has a prison pocket, some have a prison purse. Please connect with us, join our club house (patreon) and become a friend with benifits, or check out our sweet merch. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best local Podcast. www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. Check us out on Newsly. https://newsly.me/ promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth
In this Episode Scott had a Magical week with his daughters who had never been to Walt Disney World. Mary went to a fine dining seafood establishment in a trailer park, the birthplace of meth. Chris is back from his cruise and boy did he have some stories. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (patreon) and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Spoiler Alert
We call spoiler alert on any movie made during any time period. We discuss the biggest plot twists that were spoiled for us. We discuss the CERN machine and how it may have created the Mandela affect. Also recap our 4th of July activities. Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast. Check us out on Newsly. https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Auto Correct Claims Another Soul
Covid and the Bidet
Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong
Our 2 Dads: A Father's Day Special
Improv and The Prostate Exam
The Avengers are DONE!
Are Marvel Movies ruining the way we watch movies? Are we done with the avengers? Who is the mystery girl in the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom and why is she not in any other scenes? Is she dead? Is the Mona Lisa Fake? Find out this and much more. Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon and become a friend with benifits by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly. https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS #MCU #Carouselofprogress #TB #monalisa #fakeart
EP 100: Show us Your Feet
It is our 100th Episode and we are joined by special guest comedian James Yon. We discuss our Facebook routine when we see someone post an RIP. Mary makes her bid for Best Local Only Fans. Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Mary Brings us strange news, and much much more. Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a "Friend with Benefits" visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please nominate us for www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #onlyfans #penguins #paulmccartney #socialmediadeaths #footfetish.
No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly
Scott talks about sitting through his daughter's award ceremony. He then had an awkward encounter with a teacher. Mary and Chris share other awkward speaking moments including Chris meeting a celebrity. Scott's adventures at a Car dealership. Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Strange News/Adulting Fails, and much much more. Please nominate us on orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, Join our Clubhouse and be Friends with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly, https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #adultingfails #awardceremony #lizardpeople #bucketlist #podcastreccomendations
Don't Mess with my Algorithm
In this Episode Chris discusses how he has perfected his YouTube Algorithm. We discuss the generation gaps and our kids not knowing who Brittany Spears is. Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner. Mary brings us Strange News (Kind of) and much, much more. Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon), or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly. www.newsly.me use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye
In this Episode we Interview Carlos Navarro. He has been seen in Marvel's "Hawkeye" on Disney+ as one of the main 3 Tracksuit Mafia members, Enrique. He has also been seen on AMC's "The Walking Dead" as Alvaro a member of the Kingdom's Army, "Identity Thief" with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy as Luis the Gas Station Attendant. He can also be heard Monday - Friday on the Monsters in the Morning in Orlando Fl on Real Radio 104.1 or iHeart Radio. To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #MCU #Disneyplus #Hawkeye #TheWalkingDead #tracksuitmafia #bro #monstersinthemorning #tothetop #tothetopneverstop #AMC #identitythief *Note: This episode is NOT marked explicit, however, there are some 4 letter words used in this episode.
No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure
Bring Back Skippy
This is our Episode of Diz Hiz from April Fools Day. We take a deep dive into the Histrory of The ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our club house visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. BEST OF ORLANDO® Ballot (orlandoweekly.com). Check us out on Newsly: https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS
Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store
In this Episode Chris has a Man Bun, Scott discusses his trip to Mexico and Mary describes what Scott's trip was from her perspective. Mary is enrolled in medical school and now has to buy supplies and a costume and has to get a background check. Chris will be in town next week so we discuss the plans. Chris brings us a top 5 Easter List from Spoon University, and much much more. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Patreon check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly, https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #mexicotrip #margaritas #UPSstore #backgroundcheck #eastercandy #peeps This Episode is marked Explicit for Sexual Content.
Chris the LinkedIn Coach
In this Episode Chris is new to LinkedIn and has expert advice for each of us. Then we discuss common mispronounced words as well as common items done wrong. Finally Mary brings us some "Strange News" TO connect with us, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS
Rubik's Cube on Survivor
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! Enjoy this special release episode. First, we discuss meeting people on-line and how weird this is. Then who would do better on Survivor and which reality show would we do better on. Then an Official presidential release from President Donald Trump, strange news, and the slap heard round the world. To Connect with us follow us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #survivor #trumptweets #strangenews #dizhiz #disneyhistory #podcastreccomendations #aprilfools2022 #happyaprilfools
A Couple of Inches Fully Extended
In this episode we discuss smelly actors in Hollywood. We take a trip down memory lane discussing note passing, old cell phones, and games with bad graphics. This also may be the lease Manly episode EVER. #smellyactors #Roblox #minecraft #fishtowl. Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS
Mansplaining the Knee Scooter
In this Episode Chris is not here so Mary and Scott go Old School. Mary describes her dream coming true. She also talks about her exciting weekend. Scott got into a Karaoke battle, and much more. We will have a Celebrity guest from the MCU and Walking Dead on next week. Find out more about it in this episode. If you would like to connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse (Patreon) please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS. #mansplaining #wetrooster
Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle
Mary is hosting for International Women's Day. She has some stories from her cruise including a lost birth certificate. Mary also brings us some #strangenews which brings us down a rabbit hole of a Gwyneth Paltrow candle with a strange scent. This episode is marked explicit for some light sexual content. To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.
#gwynethpaltrowcandle #goop #thissmellslikemyvagina
Wine Tasting at the 7-11
Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year
It is our 1 Year Anniversary Show! Scott, Mary, and Chris relive some of their favorite moments of the No New Friends Podcast. We finally reveal what happened off air during the "Mystery Box" Episode. Each of us play our favorite clips. Finally, we Mt Rushmore our favorite Episodes. To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, or join our patreon, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #cheerstooneyear #badtweets #internetscammers #catskills
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Unboxing McDonald's Toys at a Key Party
Did you know that the Grinch had a Key Party? Chris gets a vintage set of McDonald's Toys. Mary's Son sabotaged his brother's Oculus Game. Scott questions Chris' Credibility. Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check us out on Newsly: https://newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. #unboxingmcdonaldstoys #avengersageofultron #badmoviereview #keyparty #howthegrinchstolechristmas #spoonuniversity
Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy
Happy Valentines Day!!! This episode is all about LOVE! We discuss Valentine's day success and fails. Chris brings us top 10 Valentine's Day candy. We Mt Rushmore our favorite Romantic Comedies. Also its national Sex Day! Hope everyone is prepared. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Clubhouse please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. We can also be heard on Newsly https://newsly.me/. #valentinesday #sexday #cupidisstupid #singlesawarenessday #valentinesdaycandy #lovesongs
Double Fisting at Disney
The gang discusses Children's movies that we still love as adults. Mary lists her many annoyances and irritations. Scott recaps his day at Hollywood Studios and Epcot with his father. Please connect with us, check out our merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com
#doublefisting #trashcansmakethebesttables #encanto
We love BJ's............And Costco
In this Episode Scott shares his Husband fail at the grocery store. Chris shares that he loves BJ's.....Wholesale Club, which brings us down a super funny road. We discuss check engine lights and more about BJ's........Wholesale Club. Finally, Scott and his father are going to Disney's Hollywood Studio. This episode is marked Explicit for strong Sexual innuendos. Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our Patreon. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #BJswholesale #costco #shoppinginbulk #checkenginelight #hollywoodstudios.
Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021
Mary is back from the bubonic plague and Covid. Scott is a hero in his neighborhood as he saved all the houses from a fire. Chris gets the results back from his food allergy test. Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #notallheroswearcapes #foodallergy
Remembering Bob Saget
In this Episode we remember the great Bob Saget who just passed away 2 weeks ago. Scott has another case of the Man Flu. Scott and his wife bought adult Big Wheels. Chris and Joe are excited about a tech expo and somehow we discuss SEX ROBOTS! Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #bobsaget #fullhouse #dannytanner #afhv
Playing God at the Red Lobster
Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast Joins us. We discuss our Disney Date Day. What's in your wallet? Man Flu Awareness Month. Eating food that was once alive, and much much more! Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.
#manflu, #whatsinyourwallet, #playinggodatredlobster #dontlookup
Worst Purchase Ever
Just Like Han, It's Solo!
Goodbye 2021. We want to take an opportunity to thank our sponsors, contributors, patreon members and listeners. A bit about us, and a preview for 2022. If you would like to connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, all of our links are on our website. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Happy New Year!!!!! #happynewyear #goodbye2021 #ringin2022
Time Capsule and Bad Husbands
This Episode was recorded in early December to be used at a later date. So we try to predict the future a bit. Alex from Diz Hiz joins us and lets us know how cheap he is in a super funny conversation. Then we talk about the things that we do that annoy our wives. Finally, Chris brings us the final Christmas top 10 list. Connect with us, join our Patreon, Check out our sweet merch including our Christmas Design, nonewfriendspodcast.com. #badgifts #maskdebate #spidermannowayhome
Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express
In this Episode Scott has more neighborhood shenanigans including a drunken ornament hunt. Mary shares more stories from the Sunrail. Chris brings us another exciting top 10 Christmas List, and much more! Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch (including our Christmas design) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #Thepolarexpress, #ornamenthunt, #Christmasvacation, #midgeure
Do they know it's Christmas?
Scott discusses more neighborhood shenanigans including a fugitive loose. The gang discusses black Friday shopping for themselves. Chris brings us the top 10 Christmas song list, and ruins a popular classic. Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch. nonewfriendspodcast.com. #band-aid, #nosnowinafrica.
The World's Wealthiest Dog
In this Episode Chris gives us an update on his IG scammer Pen Pall Bubba_Jobe. Mary watched the new Spider-man Trailer right away! Finally who spoils their dog the most. Clue-not one of us 3. Please connect with us all of our links are on our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Check out our sweet merch and join our patreon. #gunther4th #richestdogintheworld
The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers
In this Episode the gang discusses simple things that excite us as adults. Chris and Mary have new Instagram accounts @queenofthesunrail and @thescumbagresellinghoarder. Chris has made some very interesting new friends. You do not want to miss this super funny segment. Finally, we go over the top 10 thanksgiving foods. Please connect with us, join our patreon, and check out our sweet merch. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. #scammers #IGscammers #smilingcoastofafrica
Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3
In this episode we discuss how silly it is that if you title anything on the internet Confirmed Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in Spider-Man No Way Home you instantly go Viral. Chris gives us his wedding recap. Finally, now that Scott is back to work and training he is making a bunch of bonehead rookie mistakes. #Spiderman, #tobeymcguire, #andrewgarfield. Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.