#dearcustomer The Podcast
By Sean William Brown
#dearcustomer The PodcastApr 26, 2022
Ep 21 Lots of Stuff
On this episode:
#dearcustomer food review with Chocolate Twizzlers and baby poo-I mean EL Fudge cookies
Behind the scenes editing/thoughts on #dearcustomer the book
The New Manager-A short story (part 1) by Sean William Brown
Ep 20 Easter Fun and other BS
Off the Easter weekend, plus full moon Sean discusses his family who are all #dearcustomer, living in a Twilight Zone episode, but just that episode. And a weird LP corner involving a guy named Jerry who dresses up as the Easter bunny.
Ep 19 Expensive Candy Stories
An LP Corner and #dearcustomer food review revolving around ridiculously priced candy. Plus, HR TIp of the day written by someone who should be immediately fired.
Ep 18 April Fools
#dearcustomer food review with a top grade, plus some of my favorite April Fool's pranks and everyday pranks that make Sean laugh.
Ep 17 #dearcustomer Getting Scammed
#dearcustomer getting scammed in retail parking lots because they are both greedy and dumb.
Ep 16 How to Get Hired/Not to Get Hired
Do you have a daughter/son/niece/nephew/uncle/aunt/neighbor/cousin/random stranger that cannot get hired somewhere dealing with #dearcustomer? This is for them. Or for you to tell them. Or share the podcast!
Ep 15 Dress Shoes
A few examples of why wearing dress shoes is annoying in LP, some classic HR Tips for store morale and #dearcustomer food review: Kids Cliff Protein bars!
Ep 14 St Patty's Day Memories
#dearcustomer food review: Wendy's Frosty cereal! Listener mail and my favorite St Patty's Day memories: #dearcustomer "kiss me I'm Irish" regulars, no green stuff complaints, a men's bathroom meet up gone wrong, and well-dressed mall security guards.
Ep 13 One Story
One story with a few key ingredients: HR Lady, sexual harassment, D-Day, LP that stunk at their job, chapstick and a manager named Ray.
Ep 12 HR and Inventory
#dearcustomer food review: flavored peeps, plus some good natured HR bashing. LP corner delves into my thoughts on stinky inventory employees.
EP 11 Peeps Jelly Beans and LP Stories
The first #dearcustomer food review of Peeps Jelly Beans, plus an exciting LP vs YouTuber with LP Corner combined! We conclude with a disgusting story about messing with #dearcustomer re-sellers/scammers.
Ep 9/10 clowns and a different kind of clown
Two epsiodes of LP vs YouTubers and if you stick around until the end find out the meaning behind the nickname Jilly.
EP 8 Door Greeter
A YouTuber decides to dance around a door greeter. Mistake. A few stories of Hall of Fame Loss Prevention folk. A walk down memory lane involving passwords that didn't need to be changed.
Ep 7 Panda Express!
Welcome to #dearcustomer the Podcast hosted by Sean William Brown! Episode 7 includes an LP vs YouTuber, but it's more #dearcustomer vs #dearcustomer. Special guest Darin Kerr who has worked in the academic and retail worlds helps decide which job is worse/better/underpaid/overworked, the Panda Express Store Manager or an Associate Professor.
Ep 6 LP Mind Hunter Type Stuff
Sean gets a new microphone! A 4 part LP vs YouTuber (think This American Life) and learn in LP Corner how Sean caught employees stealing from the get go.
Ep 5 Meeting Old Friends
EP 4: The Poop Butterfly Effect
What happens at the store when #dearcustomer poops on the seat? LP vs YouTubers with a "lost" car. And LP Corner with the first time I saw a grab and run.
EP 3 Dry Heaves and Full Moons
A LP vs YouTuber story that may cause the dry heaves, listener mail, and a full moon diary.
Ep 2: Ketchup
Episode 2: A fun scam story inspired by a Jeffrey Epstein reporter (not what you think), Loss Prevention vs YouTuber involving ketchup, and a conclusion to the last episodes story on LP Corner.
Ep 1 Duct Taped Wallet
#dearcustomer the podcast hosted by Sean William Brown. In this episode, Tales of Loss Prevention wreaking havoc on #dearcustomer YouTubers/Tik Tokers/Prank video makers. This isn't your ordinary Loss Prevention team though! In this episode a YouTuber "loses" their wallet due to quick hands. Plus LP Corner!